Irisviel Answers Complaints

by 16-horses

The characters of the Fate saga certainly have to put up with a lot, but Irisviel von Einzbern has decided to receive the complaints of Masters and Servants alike and hopefully address their issues. Predictably, she has her work cut out for her. Reader participation is encouraged! Latest chapter: EMIYA Part II, featuring Mysterious Heroine X.

10. Mordred

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Current Client: Mordred

Irisviel: Oh my, this one looks mad. Yes?

Mordred: I have daddy issues.

Irisviel: Oh, you poor dear. Do you want to talk about it?

Mordred: Okay, first of all, my dad's a lady. That stupid Merlin magicked her into a guy and I don't even know why, and then my mom did some stupid magic and then I was born, and now my dad hates me and doesn't even pay attention to me even though I'm, like, the coolest and bestest of her knights, and she's not going to let me be her heir, and she's never going to like me, EVER!

Irisviel: Well, that was a lot to digest all at once. Oh dear, you see, I'm not a counselor or a psychiatrist or anything. I don't know how to make you feel better.

Mordred: I don't want to feel better!

Irisviel: Did you just want to rant?

Mordred: I WANT TO KILL MY DAD! I WANT HER TO ACCEPT ME! I WANT TO SMASH HER FACE IN!

Irisviel: Handkerchief?

Mordred: *sniff*

Irisviel: Would you like some cookies?

Mordred: Cookies?

Irisviel: I made them this morning. There's milk too.

Mordred: *sniff* Okay.