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Current Client: Illyasviel von Einzbern Part I
Irisviel: Welcome back, dear!
Illya: Hi, Mom. Look, I need help.
Irisviel: That's what they all come for.
Illya: I want to be one of Shirou's love interests.
Irisviel: As if three wasn't enough already... sweetie, are you certain about this?
Illya: Of course I am! I deserve to have the same status as those other girls!
Irisviel: Except you're permanently locked into the body of a nine-year-old...
Illya: And I'm older than any of them! I'm older than Shirou! I'm perfectly eligible!
Irisviel: Except you're still permanently locked into the body of a nine-year-old.
Illya: You're his mom. Can't you put in a good word for me?
Irisviel: Illya, I'm your mom. While getting romantically involved with your adopted brother is technically permissible, it's still kind of weird. It's perfectly understandable why he doesn't think of you in that way. I'm afraid this is all up to him. If he doesn't want a romantic relationship, then that's his choice and you have to live with it.
Illya: But Mom!
Irisviel: Hey, hey, how about I buy you the newest Street Fighter game, hmm? What do you say to that?
Illya: Really?
Irisviel: Totally!
Illya: That's fair enough. I suppose.
I know nothing of Street Fighter beyond the name. It just seems like something Illya would play.