I was going to do all the Knights of the Round Table in one chapter, until I realized exactly how many there were. There's literally a dozen of them, so once again, I'm booked.
Requested by: ZenoZen
Current Client: Sir Lancelot
Irisviel: And this is where I die.
Lancelot: RRRAAAAUUURRRRTTTHHHUUUURRRR!
Irisviel: I'm prepared, I'm prepared. I knew this day would come...
Lancelot: *coughs* *removes helmet* Excuse me. Sorry about that.
Irisviel: That was... unexpected.
Lancelot: Why do I only get to take my helmet off once?
Irisviel: What?
Lancelot: In Fate/Zero, I only get to take my helmet off once, and that's only because Arturia sliced it open.
Irisviel: And the problem here is... what?
Lancelot: I have such beautiful hair...
Irisviel: Please tell me you're joking.
Lancelot: No, I mean it.
Irisviel: Look, it may be beautiful now, when you're not all crazy (for some unknown reason), but in the actual show when you are crazy, it's not exactly a sight for sore eyes. But I mean, seriously, your hair? I thought you were going to complain about having to fight in the same war as Arturia or something. You know, something deep and complicated. Not something so trivial as your hair. This is kind of a disappointment.
Lancelot: You can think what you like. I still don't like it.
Irisviel: Well, excuse me, princess.
Lancelot: What did you call me?
Irisviel: Whoa, whoa, don't go getting all crazy red-eyed on me! It's okay, it's okay! Calm down! Seriously calm down! H-here, put your helmet back on! Just take a deep breath and – oh no. Oh no, oh no, OH NO! AAAAHHH! HEEELLLP!
I hope you liked that Legend of Zelda reference.