Requested by: ZenoZen
Current Client: Sir Bedivere
Irisviel: Oo, he looks nice.
Bedivere: Hello.
Irisviel: Hello! How can I help you? Pardon the appearance of my office. I haven't quite finished cleaning it up after my last client's visit.
Bedivere: I-I – I just – all I –
Irisviel: It's okay. You can tell me. Anything you say here is strictly confidential. Well, wait. That hasn't been true for everyone... well, I won't tell anyone if you don't want me to.
Bedivere: Er, thanks. It's just that –
Irisviel: Yes?
Bedivere: I've served the king all my life. I have been loyal to him for more years than I can count. I live to serve him, and I would do anything he asked me to. But...
Irisviel: There's always a 'but'.
Bedivere: Not once have I seen him... smile.
Irisviel: Smile?
Bedivere: Yes. All I wish is to see him smile. Just one time.
Irisviel: This... is sad. Very sad. That is your wish?
Bedivere: My only one.
Irisviel: I've got to remedy this. I think I can help you. I can set you up with your King – um, King –
Bedivere: Arthur.
Irisviel: Ah, yes, Arthur – wait, Arthur? Arthur as in Arthur?
Bedivere: Ye-es.
Irisviel: Holy buckets, he has no idea. Exactly how close a look have you ever gotten at the king?
Bedivere: Is this a trick question?
Irisviel: No! No. Don't mind me at all. Erm, I think your king would be more than willing to oblige you should you ask heeerr-him.
Bedivere: But I cannot elevate my own desires so!
Irisviel: Oh, just try it. I think you'll be surprised – in more ways than one.
Bedivere: If you say so...
Irisviel: Oh, I do.