Requested by: ZenoZen
Current Client: Sir Galahad
Irisviel: Hello. Hmm, I'm pretty sure I've seen you around before. But you were a girl.
Galahad: Ri-i-ight. That would be my host.
Irisviel: Um. Anyway, what are you here for?
Galahad: Er, it's the host thing I wanted to talk about...
Irisviel: Hoo boy.
Galahad: I'm really, really tired of remaining dormant in that girl. I want to awaken, to live again! But that could kill her, and I can't do that. But I'm afraid I'll snap or something, and that will definitely kill her!
Irisviel: If you can't leave her, then how – you know what, I shouldn't even ask anymore. Not after all I've seen in here.
Galahad: Tell me! How can we both be free!?
Irisviel: The first thing that comes to mind is 'make a wish of the Holy Grail' –
Galahad: Of course! Why didn't I think of that!?
Irisviel: That's not what I –
Galahad: Mash has a Master and everything! We can win this war together! Even if I must fade away, we will not be bound to each other anymore. I will be free! No longer condemned to sleep within a tormented girl's body and soul! We will all be free!
Irisviel: What. Have I done.