Requested by: ZenoZen
Current Client: Sir Kay
Kay: I'm tired...
Irisviel: Me too.
Kay:...of keeping this secret. I've kept it all my life, but I can't take it anymore! I can't take it, watching people treat her the way they do! I'm always thinking, 'If only they knew'; well, now they're going to know. Everything and everyone's gone mad anyways. Might as well let all out!
Irisviel: Well, I'm glad you've come to a decision. What is this secret?
Kay: King Arthur... is a woman.
Irisviel: *sighs* Oh, really. Everybody knows that by now.
Kay: Really? I didn't – wait, WHAT?
Irisviel: This is backstage Fate, if you will. There are no secrets here. Nothing makes sense.
Kay: B-but – I've been living with this secret since I was a boy... I've guarded it so faithfully... are you telling me it doesn't matter?
Irisviel: 'Fraid so.
Kay: AFTER ALL THAT –
Irisviel: Sir, please calm down. I've had enough berserk knights in here.