Requested by: Animan10
Current Client: Rin, Sakura, and Illya Part III, Ft. Luvia
Irisviel: Oh, hello, girls! I see you've brought a friend!
Rin: She is NOT a friend.
Irisviel: Oh, don't be like that. What can I do for – oh! Wh-what's all this?
Sakura: Scrapbooks!
Irisviel: Oh, um – may I?
Sakura: Sure.
Irisviel: Let's see – AAAH!
Illya: What's the matter?
Irisviel: This – there – is there anything at all in these scrapbooks other than photos of Shirou?
Rin: Of course.
Luvia: Not really.
Sakura: No.
Irisviel: And whyyyy are you showing these to me?
Illya: Well, look. We've got blank pages.
Irisviel: And?
Illya: And we're out of photos.
Irisviel: So?
Rin: So we want more photos of Shirou, of course!
Irisviel: Oh. Of course.
Luvia: We figured you wouldn't mind.
Rin: We!? It was all your –
Irisviel: Girls, girls, don't you think this is a little extreme?
Sakura: What's wrong? Is it strange that we want keepsakes of the boy we love?
Irisviel: YOU COLLECTIVELY HAVE OVER FIVE HUNDRED PAGES OF PHOTOS OF THE BOY.
Rin: So?
Irisviel: SHIROU. THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT FROM YOU THREE. And you Luvia. SHIROU, SHIROU, SHIROU. GET. A. LIFE.
Luvia: But, Mrs. von Einzbern, these scrapbooks are works of art. Well, mine is, at least. You wouldn't want to deprive the world of such perfection, now would you?
Irisviel: YES. YES, I WOULD.
Illya: You heard her. She's in one of her moods.
Luvia: Is your mother always like this?
Illya: No. Usually she gives us cookies.
Rin: May all your cookies burn.