The request this time was for one of my previously-written complaints (which I've only had to fall back on once), so I chose one of my favorite Fate characters ever. :)
Requested by: GordyGordiant
Current Client: Karna
Irisviel: Well, that's something different.
Karna: Is there an armorsmith who specializes in hardened sunlight in the neighborhood?
Irisviel: Not... that I'm aware of.
Karna: Darn it.
Irisviel: Forgive me, but is that your skin or a bodysuit?
Karna: Hmm? Oh, it's a bodysuit.
Irisviel: Thank goodness. I assume these gold things all over you are made of hardened sunlight?
Karna: You assume correctly.
Irisviel: Well. Hmm. It's... your armor?
Karna: Yes.
Irisviel: Um, I don't mean any offense, but it looks kind of... not good. I mean, it doesn't really... cover your vital areas that much... oh, what am I pussyfooting for. You've got more armor on your thighs that you've got on your entire torso. That's just weird, I'm sorry.
Karna: It still works. But it's super-duper frickin' uncomfortable. That's why I'd like it redesigned.
Irisviel: Good for you.
Karna: Sitting down is a literal and physical pain.
Irisviel: I would imagine so... I've had several people come in here looking like they got their outfits in hell. You've got it good compared to some of them. At least it still protects you (though I have no idea how).
Karna: That... wasn't very helpful.
Irisviel: Yeah, I know. Sorry.
Karna: No, no, it's all right. You're the first normal person I've talked to since I was summoned.
Irisviel: Um, thanks. Yeah. You – you're not so bad yourself.
Karna: Thank you.
Irisviel: And now things have officially gotten awkward.