Looks like I forgot EMIYA Alter and Muramasa for the Shirou showdown. *grumbles* Every time you think you've got them all, there's always another Shirou...
And yeah, I probably got something wrong concerning Angra Mainyu. Sue me; the dude's confusing.
Requested by: Midnight49
Current Client: Angra Mainyu
Angra Mainyu: Well, hello agai-
Irisviel: OUT.
Angra Mainyu: Now, now, don't be li-
Irisviel: OUT.
Angra Mainyu: Won't you le-
Irisviel: I. SAID. OUT.
Angra Mainyu: Just hear me out, will you?
Irisviel: Fine. But whether or not I'll actually help you remains to be seen.
Angra Mainyu: You've developed quite an attitude since I last possessed you, haven't you?
Irisviel: Wait, what do you mean by 'last'?
Angra Mainyu: I feel that by taking on Emiya's form –
Irisviel: Which Emiya are we talking about here?
Angra Mainyu: The one I told to kill a million people.
Irisviel: Oh.
Irisviel: Oh! You're... Grail-kun?
Angra Mainyu: At this point, I kinda sorta am the Holy Grail, but like, bad. But still it. Well, I'm in it. And I was in you.
Irisviel: In more ways than one, yes. Your vessel and your host.
Angra Mainyu: It's the host thing, see.
Irisviel: Oh, come to apologize finally?
Angra Mainyu: Hardly. I have no regrets in this world or beyond it. I just find Emiya's influence to be a little... stifling when I am in his form.
Irisviel: I know what you mean. I love him dearly, but it honestly can get a little hard to breathe when he's in the same room.
Angra Mainyu: Try possessing him sometime.
Irisviel: Nooo... thank you.
Angra Mainyu: Every time I take on his form, I can feel my IQ dropping...
Irisviel: Honestly, why does everyone so firmly hold to the belief that Shirou's dumb? Just because he's normal.
Angra Mainyu: I'm thinking of adopting someone else's form. Any suggestions?
Irisviel: Why don't you try coming up with your own design like a normal Servant?
Angra Mainyu: Right. Normal Servant, at your service.
Irisviel: Oh, shoo.
Angra Mainyu: How about your dear husband's form?
Irisviel: Can you please stop terrorizing my family?
Angra Mainyu: Oh, yes, the King of Daemons, the source of All the World's Evils who bears the six billion curses of the world, is terrorizing. How despicable. How utterly shocking. I have polluted and dominated the Holy Grail system. The Greater Grail itself is my consciousness; I am the Holy Grail. But, whoops, I'm terrorizing someone. Pardon me.
Irisviel: You don't have to be a jerk about it.
Angra Mainyu: On second thought, I think I'll just stick with your beloved son's form. You are a very terrorize-able family, you realize?
Irisviel: Every day of my life.