Good gravy, it's getting hard to find where I left off in the reviews. The page number changes every day. But to address particular requests:
Giuseppe: I'm sorry, but I must skip your request. I know too little about the Miyuverse; maybe I would have been able to pull it off, but the card installs go miles over my head. What you read in the Shirou: The Showdown chapter is pretty much the entire extent of my Miyuverse knowledge.
HanKanoya: Welp, I did. I think there's several reviews floating around requesting that exact thing. All their prayers have been answered, now, so onward!
And finally, there are over two dozen Saberfaces in total, so I'm going to pick and choose the more well-known ones, because with that many characters to juggle not much of any value is going to get written. I'll just be trying to give everyone a part. (I'm still cracking up over the fact that there's actually a Saberface page on the TYPE-MOON wiki.)
Requested by: BananaMoe21
Current Client: Saberfaces
Irisviel: Ah! Saber! So good to see you again!
Arturia: Likewise, Irisviel. I have another problem which it seems you must address.
Arturia: *beckons at the doorway*
Irisviel: Ohhh, myyy, I think I need a vacation.
Arturia: As you can see, I have a problem with multiple versions. I believe the populace refers to us as a whole as 'Saberfaces', which is quite ridiculous, as I am hardly the only Saber-class Servant to be summoned over the course of the Holy Grail wars. Indeed, even Servants who are completely unaffiliated with me are now being classified as 'Saberfaces'. I assure you, we are all quite distinct and unique from one another.
Irisviel: Well, I'm sure you all look completely different to one another, but to an outsider you do look rather similar.
Arturia: I suppose I cannot fault you for that. Come, fellow Sabers. We must seek to educate if we desire reform.
Saber Alter: And I cancelled an afternoon of binging on junk food for this. I'm Arturia Alter, and I'm here to tell you that Alters are the new cool.
Red Saber: Ah, no, you're here because little King Pendragon asked you to.
Saber Alter: Be silent, sybarite!
Red Saber: That's Flower of Olympia to you, warmonger.
Red Saber: *whispering* Hey, Sakura, what's sybarite mean?
Saber Lily: I'm Saber Lily. I am Arturia in her childhood, before I became king.
Irisviel: Oh... you're so cute. I – I hope you don't mind.
Saber Lily: *shakes head* Oh no. I understand you are the wife of Nee-san's Master. I'm happy to finally meet you!
Irisviel: Ah, which one's Nee-san?
Arturia: All of us. She is like a little sister to the rest of us.
Red Saber: Maybe for you English peasants, but I am the jewel of Rome! Nero has no sisters! Nero needs no sisters!
Irisviel: Nero? What are you talking about?
Jeanne d'Arc: Arturia told you not all of us are incarnations of her. Red here dragged me along when she heard the 'Saberfaces' were going to see you. I'm sorry for the disturbance.
Irisviel: But you don't look hardly anything like Arturia.
Jeanne d'Arc: Try saying that to Gilles.
Irisviel: Oh, right. Him.
Red Saber: Stop ignoring me! You're not allowed to ignore me! To the Colosseum!
Sakura Saber: Oo, are we going to see a show?
Red Saber: You are the show! You shall fight and bleed and breathe your last on the sands of the Colosseum for my pleasure!
Irisviel: Um... did she just make us all gladiators?
Arturia: That would be the fifth time today.
Mysterious Heroine X: She's always doing this. She's an emperor wherever she goes. But I'm Mysterious Heroine X, and I'm the hero to rid the world of the Saberfaces!
Jeanne d'Arc: Wait, what?
Mysterious Heroine X: Mm-hmm! I'm going to be the greatest heroine this world has seen! With Secret-Calibur in my hand, I'll take on the toughest of the Arturia species! Come on! Give me your best shot! Hashtag Ahoge Warrior!
Irisviel: She did not just call herself Ahoge Warrior.
Mysterious Heroine X: You better look out, Saberfaces! I'm in full carnage mode and I don't take prisoners! I've got murder on the mind! Also, roast beef! Speaking of which, does anyone have any snacks?
Sakura Saber: I... have an onigiri...
Mysterious Heroine X: *grabs the onigiri and stuffs it in her mouth, speaking around it* Anyway, anybuvy wanna gumamee fusht?
Jeanne d'Arc: We can't understand you...
Saber Alter: Truly despicable. Does she think she can defeat me?
Red Saber: Or me!?
Saber Lily: Or me! No, wait, she probably could beat me.
Irisviel: This is worse than all the Shirous.
Sakura Saber: Ah, I'm not Arturia either, just so you know. I'm Sakura Saber, true name Okita Souji, First Unit Captain of the Shinsengumi. I couldn't bring my haori, though.
Irisviel: Mm, I'm no expert on Japanese history, but I'm pretty sure Okita Souji was a man.
All the Arturias: AHEM.
Irisviel: I feel like such an idiot right now.
Irisviel: Ah, who's your friend in the back?
Red Saber: Why are you looking at someone not me?
Mysterious Heroine X: Huh? Oh, her? Ah, I don't know. She just kinda popped up. Guess I'll have to exterminate her too.
Irisviel: Excuse me! Care to introduce yourself?
Violet: *bows* Greetings. I am a representative of the CH Postal Company. I will run as fast as I can to wherever my customer desires. I am the Auto Memories Doll, Violet Evergarden.
Irisviel: Ah... good for you. Are – are you a Saber?
Violet: I do not understand what you mean. I have been told I am a tool or a dog of the Major's, but never a saber. I have fought with a gun, but never a sword.
Saber Lily: A gun? Is she an Archer, then?
Mysterious Heroine X: Ah, shoot. If she's an Archer, then she's not a Saberface and I can't kill her.
Saber Alter: It hardly matters. She does not belong here. She should be purged regardless.
Sakura Saber: But look at her! She has to be a Saberface!
Violet: Saber... face? Does my face resemble a blade?
Irisviel: This is both adorable and disturbing...
Jeanne d'Arc: I do not sense a Servant's aura eminating from her. I don't – I don't think she is a Servant.
Violet: I am an employee. That makes me a servant of sorts.
Saber Lily: Aww! Can we keep her?
Irisviel: AAH! Something's biting my leg!
Irisviel: *looks down and sees Saber Lion chewing on her leg* What the –
Arturia: Oh, no.
Sakura Saber: *snaps fingers* Here, girl!
Saber Lion: *bounds over to her* Gau!
Irisviel: Holy Grail. Holy frickin' Grail.
Jeanne d'Arc: Right, forgot to mention her...
Red Saber: Hoi! Swordswoman! Release the lion. Such a noble beast is for none but I to embrace. For I am –
Mysterious Heroine X: Yeah, the Flower of Olympia, Lion of Rome, yadda yadda yoo. Listen, am I gonna have to kill this Violet Gardenface or what?
Saber Alter: *starts poking around the office* Is there nothing to eat in this cubicle?
Irisviel: Hey, you can't –
Sakura Saber: Oh, swordswoman, is it? We're all friggin' Sabers here, Nero. Work on your comebacks.
Saber Lion: Gauwau! Gwaa!
Jeanne d'Arc: Careful with that thing! She's going to snap somebody's nose off!
Violet: Are my services not required?
Mysterious Heroine X: We don't even know what you do, lady! I need answers here, people!
Arturia: Why couldn't there have been just one of me?
Sakura Saber: *drops Saber Lion* Ouch! She scratched me!
Saber Lily: Aaah! Look out! She's on the loose!
Irisviel: NOOOO MY PAINSTAKINGLY SORTED SERVANT INDEXES!
Jeanne d'Arc: May I leave now? Sieg's waiting for me.
Irisviel: *tearing around the office trying to catch Saber Lion* Look, would one of you help me catch your jumpsuited clone before she wrecks my office any further!? Isn't there something you can use to pacify her!?
Arturia: We could feed her Lancer.
Irisviel: Feed her WHAT!?
Saber Alter: I'll eat him myself if I don't find something else to eat soon.
Red Saber: Ridiculous, anyone mistaking me for one of these northern barbarians. I shall be in my gardens. A banquet shall be held later, and you are all invited, provided you survive the Colosseum. Let it never be said that Nero is any less than a benevolent emperor!
Sakura Saber: How noble of you.
Saber Lily: Yay! A feast! You'll come, won't you, Mrs. Irisviel?
Irisviel: *struggling to hold Saber Lion* I've certainly been working up an appetite.
Saber Lily: And you too, Violet?
Violet: I would enjoy spending more time with you all, though I assure you I do not require such vast nourishment as a feast. I will check in with Mr. Hodgins if I may take the night off.
Arturia: Do what you desire. I have no wish to associate with that – that –
Irisviel: Faker?
Arturia: Do NOT liken me to that... Gilgamesh!
Irisviel: I wasn't –
Bedivere: *looks in through the doorway* Ah, Your Highness, Merlin sent me to inform you –
Mysterious Heroine X: THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!
Well, Bedi is technically a Saberface now. I have to say, as a Hakuouki fan, I'm rather ticked by the fact that Fate Souji is a girl.