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Current Client: Gordes Musik Yggdmillennia
Gordes: Hmph. Darnic was right. It really is a homunculus.
Irisviel: That sort of comment's getting distressingly common. Maybe I should put up a notice or something on my door.
Gordes: You are the complaint receiver, right?
Irisviel: Not for much longer, I'm afraid.
Gordes: Why? Are you resigning?
Irisviel: No. I'm going to die.
Gordes: Well, I'm glad I caught you before then.
Irisviel: Um, I just said I'm going to die. Doesn't that mean anything to you?
Gordes: Of course not! You're just a homunculus!
Irisviel:...
Irisviel: My estimated remaining time on this earth has just significantly decreased.
Gordes: Are you going to help me or not!?
Irisviel: I'll help, I'll help. I am trying to be a good person.
Gordes: Good. My problem is homunculi.
Irisviel: Why me?
Gordes: They don't respect me at all. I wouldn't have thought it possible for such lowly creatures who don't even have any emotions to have such... attitude issues.
Irisviel: Just how many homunculi are you in contact with?
Gordes: Several hundred.
Irisviel: Good grief.
Gordes: They're just pawns, mere mana donors. They should know I and the rest of the Yggdmillenia are their supreme masters, that there is no room for disrespect. It's entirely unsuited to their place in life.
Irisviel: Erm, I think that's your problem right there...
Gordes: What!? You mean to suggest it is my fault!?
Irisviel: Yes, that's exactly what I'm suggesting. You can't demand respect. You have to earn it. Even if your homunculi don't have emotions, it's natural that they won't respect someone who treats them like livestock.
Gordes: But that's what they are!
Irisviel: You're not helping your case here.
Gordes: Don't they understand the only reason they are even alive is to provide mana for the Yggdmillenia masters? They have no purpose beyond that!
Irisviel: You WHAT!?
Gordes: What is it now?
Irisviel: You're just siphoning their mana like they're lab rats? You're sick!
Gordes: See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Complete and utter disrespect.
Irisviel: Oh, you want respect? Then be respectable! Ugh, don't tell me that Darnic guy is on board with this!
Gordes: Actually, it's one of the few things we agree on.
Irisviel: Ick! Just what are you people doing anyway?
Gordes: That's not for you to know. You're just –
Irisviel: Just an expendable homunculus, I know.
Gordes: You're not even involved in the Holy Grail War anyway, so you have no right to know.
Irisviel: Oh, have I got a surprise for you, buddy.