Sorry it's been so long, peeps. I completely forgot about this thing. I still have pages and pages of requests to slog through, so I'm going to try to be a little more consistent about updating.

And so we come to the last of the Yggdmillennia mages.

Requested by: KnightSpark

Current Client: Roche Frain Yggdmillennia

Irisviel: ACK!

Roche: ...?

Irisviel: Don't mind me – ouch! – I think my brain just shortcircuited from your unbearable cuteness.

Roche: Thanks. I think I like you.

Irisviel: Good, because everyone lately seems to hate the fact that I'm a homunculus.

Roche: I know you are. That's why I like you.

Irisviel: Ah, great. I guess. I really don't think talking to me should be much different than talking to a human –

Roche: Oh, no, it's much different. *leans forward with a creepy look on his face* I can tell.

Irisviel: I should have known. He's too cute. There's a dark soul in there somewhere.

Roche: I hate humans.

Irisviel: ...

Irisviel: How – how can you say that with such a cheery expression?

Roche: I'd much rather hang out with golems. And homunculi, in a pinch.

Irisviel: Great, great, why don't we have a tea party, then?

Roche: So can you tell people to stop talking to me?

Irisviel: Eh?

Roche: I don't like people and they creep me out. So if they could just – leave – me – alone –

Irisviel: So you want me to alienate all your friends and family from you?

Roche: Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. And the rest of humanity, while you're at it.

Irisviel: Steady on, enfant terrible. You're human yourself.

Roche: Yeah, can't really help that.

Irisviel: Well, no. I refuse. I'm not cutting you off from the rest of the world.

Roche: Aw, come on! I'll pay you!

Irisviel: Tempting, but no. I'm not that desperate.

Roche: I'll make a golem servant for you!

Irisviel: No, no, my castle's already got homunculi servants.

Roche: Bodyguards, then? I'm sure you could use some for this office.

Irisviel: Eek, he's hitting my weak spots. No – no – I mustn't! Do not tempt me, demon child!

Roche: I'll get everyone who's ever called you homunculus or meat-doll...

Irisviel: Nope, nope, you're creeping me out. Begone, fell waif!

Roche: But –

Irisviel: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Roche: …

Roche: Don't close your eyes this night. The lab never sleeps.

Irisviel: *launches her magic hawk at him*

Roche: EEEK!

Irisviel: And now I'm assaulting children. This is a new low even for me.

Just realized that Roche does share a couple similarities to the book Les Enfants Terribles. Just a couple, but still...