aliesterus: That request has been filled in chapter 43. I don't have a problem filling requests for characters who have appeared before, but since I've got so many reviews piled up I'd rather fill out the more unique reviews before I start more-or-less repeating myself. I hope that made sense.

Guest: I'm not doing Miyuverse and I've already done Angra Mainyu, so I'm focusing on your last two requests.

Requested by: Guest

Current Client: Mysterious Heroine X

Irisviel: Stop trying to be all sneaky. I know it's you. Mysterious Heroine X, is it?

MHX: Ah, crap. How'd you know?

Irisviel: It's the ahoge.

MHX: Grail dang it! It gives me away at every turn! It won't stay down! *starts arm-wrestling with the ahoge*

Irisviel: That is the most animated piece of hair I've ever seen.

MHX: Think you can overcome the Mysterious Heroine, do you? Secret-Calibuuur!

*Secret-Calibur rebounds off the ahoge*

Irisviel: Do you want something?

MHX: Ah! Yes. I've told you that I'm from another dimension, the Servant Universe, and it is my true, dearest wish to defeat all Sabers! Well, the girls. The ones who look like me. Or at least get them to change their name to Attacker or Swordsman or something.

Irisviel: If they're all girls, wouldn't that be Swordswoman?

MHX: You know nothing! Anyway, I'm in a need for information, and since you seem to have a nice big fat collection of Servant indexes, I figured I'd crack a deal with you. How much dough you want?

Irisviel: What!? No, no! I'm not telling you where to find all these innocent Servants so you can kill them! What've they ever done to you?

MHX: Well, duh. They look like me! They have dumb faces!

Irisviel: You just admitted you have a dumb face.

MHX: Their existence confuses and irritates me! I can't figure them out, so they have to die!

Irisviel: I'm not letting you kill my husband's Servant, that I'm not.

MHX: Ah, so your husband is the Master of a Saberface, is he? Good, good. This will come in useful.

Irisviel: Whoops.

MHX: Which one!? Where are the others!? Who's hiding them!? Speak!

Irisviel: Get off my desk!

MHX: Ah, you're no help. I'll just have to HELP MYSELF! *starts rifling through Irisviel's indexes*

Irisviel: Hey, you can't do that! Get out of my files!

MHX: MYSTERIOUS HEROINE ALTER!? There's another one of me!? AAAUUGH!

Irisviel: Ow! Stop yelling!

MHX: The perniciousness of the Saberfaces knows no bounds! They must twist and ape even my design for their annihilation! They have crafted the Saber-killer-killer! I cannot let them succeed in their fell purpose!

Irisviel: What exactly are you high on!?

MHX: Arise, AHOGE-WARRIOR!

Irisviel: Get out! Just get out!

MHX: NONE CAN STAND BEFORE ME! I AM FILLED WITH RAGE AND JELLY SANDWICHES! THE SABERFACES SHALL FALL! AND GOLDEN GREAT EMPEROR COSMO GILGAMESH. BECAUSE HE'S JUST A DIPWAD.

Irisviel: Can't argue with that...

MHX: *grabs all of Irisviel's files on Saber-class Servants* Many thanks, Saberface's Master's wife! With these in my hand, I shall liberate the universe from the dread Arturia species! So long! Stay weird! Don't look under your bed at night!

Irisviel: Don't w-what?

Irisviel: *looks under desk* I really need to sweep under here, but I don't see...

*Saber Lion pops out*

Saber Lion: Gyaa!

Irisviel: AAAAAAH!

Irisviel: MYSTERIOUS HEROINE X! THERE'S ONE IN HERE!

Irisviel: Wait.