I decided to continue this fanfic. I came up with a couple of ideas so I'll see where this fanfic goes.
And yes, this is going to be a Monkey Fist chapter. Perhaps I'll make a Duff Killigan arc later on. But then again, he's mostly a lackey, wouldn't you say?
Chapter 75: Make A Monkey Out Of You
Monkey Fist relaxed in his chair. The monkeys were on their best behavior today so he was enjoying the peace and quiet.
Suddenly, Lily and Lilac burst into his chambers.
"What is it? Are my monkeys staging a revolt?" asked Monkey Fist.
Perhaps he hadn't given them enough bananas. How those monkeys loved bananas.
"We have good news! You're going to be in this fanfic again!" exclaimed Lily.
"And so are we!" continued Lilac.
"As usual, you're finishing each other's sentences. Wait, are you breaking the fourth wall?" asked Monkey Fist.
"What's wrong with it? It's fun!" shouted the twin who dressed in green.
"I agree with my sister!" agreed the twin who dressed in orange.
"Well, I suppose things have gotten a bit boring lately. Peaceful, but I feel that I should be going back to evil instead of relaxing in my castle." noted Monkey Fist. People would forget all about him if he didn't do anything evil, and he didn't plan on doing anything good like Kim Possible.
"Yeah! We want to fight Kim Possible again!" exclaimed Lily. What better way than to practice their jaguar powers?
"Maybe Ron Stopapble too!" remarked Lilac.
"I suppose you shall get your chance. I would be glad if you capture Ron Stoppable again.' spoke the man who resembled a monkey.
He was very happy with them when they had pulled that off.
Lily decided to eat some potato chips.
They reminded Monty of one of his monkey ninjas.
The one that had turned traitor.
Monkey Fist sighed.
"Why the long face?" asked Lily.
"Didn't you hear what we told you?" questioned Lilac.
"I'm thinking about one of my monkey ninjas. Chippy. She was the least disciplined of my monkey ninjas, and she eventually decided to betray me. What went wrong with her, I wonder." spoke Monkey Fist.
He hadn't any other monkey ninjas betray him since then...thank goodness.
"The monkey ninjas told me about her. They said that you had her accompany you to steal the Amulet of the Monkey King." spoke Lily.
"Yes. Unfortunately it ended up being bonded with Kim Possible." noted Monkey Fist.
His robbery did not go according to plan.
"It would be funny if it happened to Ron Stoppable." remarked Lily, who had a bad sense of humor.
"I can imagine him looking into a mirror and screaming at the top of his lungs!" exclaimed Lilac.
"You think he screams like a little girl when he gets scared?" asked the younger of the Kimono Twins.
"That actually gives me an idea." said Monkey Fist.
Lily and Lilac looked at him curiously.
"What if instead of bonding with the Amulet of Monkey King, I use it to turn my enemies into monkeys?" questioned Monkey Fist.
The twins continued looking into him.
"If I turned my enemies into monkeys, I could turn them into my allies! At the very least I could send them to a zoo so they wouldn't bother me." spoke the villain relaxing in his chair.
"You're making a monkey out of them?" questioned Lily.
"That's one literal metaphor!" exclaimed Lilac.
"With my enemies out of my way, I'll be above the law! Not even Global Justice will be able to stop me!" exclaimed Monkey Fist.
It was time to go to the museum.
Hopefully Kim Possible would not get in the way. Or his sidekick.
But since he had two professional henchwomen at his side, perhaps things would go according to plan this time.
The next day...
Kim Possible and Ron were at Bueno Nacho.
And so was Rufus.
Ron was nervous.
"I have a chill down my spine, KP! Like my greatest foe is about to return!" exclaimed Ron.
"Monkey Fist? We haven't seen him in a while." noted Kim.
"Yeah!" nodded the naked mole rat.
"I should probably be relieved that he hasn't become a fanfic regular." admitted Ron.
Rufus noticed Atrosis and Dementor outside the window flying on Dementor's hovercraft.
"If your hunch is right, we should probably talk to Wade." noted Kim.
She decided to talk to him.
"Hey, Kim. Did you come to talk to me? There was a robbery at a museum last night. One that you've been there before." spoke Wade.
"Is that a picture of Vivian Porter on your wall?" asked Ron.
Sure enough, there was a picture of Vivian Porter on his wall.
"Heh heh, yeah." nodded Wade.
"Which museum? I've been to several." spoke Kim.
"I guess you know a thing or two about history then. The robbery took place at the Wukong Museum." said Wade.
"The Wukong Museum? Wait a minute..." spoke the cheerleader.
"That was where the Amulet of the Monkey King was!" exclaimed Ron.
"I guess Monkey Fist is returning." noted Kim.
Ron gulped.
"Well, the amulet of the Monkey King was stolen, that's for sure. But I would imagine you know how to get it back." noted Wade.
"Of course. We just need to go to Monkey Fist's castle, get the amulet back, and return it to the museum!" exclaimed Kim.
"That's about right." answered the boy in the blue shirt.
"Considering that I helped defeat an alien that tried to conquer our planet and his two Lorwardian cohorts, I think I'm prepared to handle anything. I am Kim Possible, after all." remarked the cheerleader.
"I'll arrange transport-
Suddenly, Wade was enveloped in a green light.
He was then transformed into a monkey.
"What just happened?!" exclaimed Ron.
Kim gasped.
"Oh man, something tells me that Monkey Fist doesn't simply wish to turn himself into a monkey this time!" shouted the boy.
Indeed. Wade had been transformed into a monkey.
Though oddly enough, he was still drinking soda.
"Why do I get the feeling that I'm now a monkey's uncle?" asked Wade's uncle.
Lily and Lilac returned to Monkey Fist.
"Thanks for telling me about that computer hacker of Kim's. I wouldn't want her barging into my castle, now, would I?" questioned Monkey Fist.
"Well, we would like to fight her again." noted Lily.
"Even if we end up losing..." continued Lilac.
"Although, there's also that platypus agent that's interfered with my schemes. I should consider turning him into a monkey as well." noted Monkey Fist.
"You think if we do that, he'll have to change his theme song?" asked Lily.
"He already did that when he was turned into a pharmacist." noted Lilac.
"He was turned into a pharmacist?" questioned Monkey Fist.
"I guess you weren't there." answered the younger of the Kimono Twins.
"Neither were we!" exclaimed the older of the Kimono Twins.
"Regardless of what he was turned into, we're going to be transforming him again. We just need to find him." spoke Monkey Fist.
"Maybe he'll find us!" shouted Lily.
"That would make things easier for us, wouldn't it?" asked Lilac.
Elsewhere...
"Good morning, Agent P. I see that you chose to use our tree entrance. Are you practicing your climbing skills?" asked Major Monogram.
Perry nodded.
"Good idea. Today we've received reports that the evil Monkey Fist has decided to steal an artifact known as the Amulet of the Monkey King." spoke the major.
"Is Monkey Fist bananas?" asked Carl.
"His female minions probably are." answered Major Monogram.
"Ooh, female minions!" exclaimed the boy with the glasses.
"Before you get attracted to them, keep in mind they are working with a dangerous villain. Anyways, we believe that the amulet is located somewhere within Monkey Fist's castle. Good luck, Agent P." spoke the major.
Agent P nodded.
However, he wondered what Monkey Fist would want with the amulet.
Luckily, he remembered how to fight monkey ninjas.
Though it had been a while since he last did that.
He had to admit, Monkey Fist had a menacing castle.
It seemed he had deliberately designed it this way. To intimidate his enemies.
Perry remembered going there before.
Atrosis had almost dropped him into the castle moat. It was a good thing that Rufus had rescued him when he did. Otherwise Dr. Doofenshmirtz would be able to do whatever he pleased.
Hopefulyl she wasn't working with Monkey Fist this time.
He would want to look for the Kimono Twins though.
Perhaps he should invite Rufus to help him fight Monkey Fist.
His owner had a lot of experience with him, after all.
Suddenly, Lily and Lilac leapt from a tree.
Perry got ready to fight.
"Sorry, Perry, but there's no fighting this!" exclaimed Lily.
"I hope you like the taste of bananas!" shouted Lilac.
Perry wondered what they meant by that.
He was about to find out.
Lily pulled out the Amulet of the Monkey King.
Perry raised an eyebrow. Were they just giving it to him? After they went through all the trouble of stealing it?
Suddenly, a green light shot out from the medallion.
Perry was enveloped with it.
He found himself being turned into a monkey.
To be honest, this wasn't that much unlike when he ended up in Candace's body.
He decided to say "Gruggg..."
"You meddled in our boss's business, so now you'll be doing monkey business!" exclaimed Lily.
"This amulet is more fun than a barrel of monkeys!" shouted Lilac.
The two twins went back to Monkey Fist.
Perry the Platypus decided he should let Major Monogram know what happened.
He wasn't sure if Carl would be able to fix it...but it was worth a try.
"Agent M? You're looking green! Perhaps you should take the day off." noted Major Monogram. Sometimes L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. themselves did it, after all.
Perry the Platypus had kept his green coloration despite being turned into a monkey. Perhaps people would still be able to recognize him. Although, he didn't look quite the same without his beaver tail, did he?
"Grug..." spoke Agent P.
"Wait, you're Perry? What happened to you, Agent P?!" exclaimed the major.
Perry made monkey noises.
"You were turned into that by Monkey Fist's cohorts? Oh dear. It looks like Monkey Fist might become a threat to the OWCA themselves. No agent is safe as long as he has that amulet!" exclaimed Major Monogram.
"Not even Agent M?" questioned Carl.
Suddenly, Major Monogram had an idea.
"Hold on. I think I might know how to get the amulet back. It will require stealth, but OWCA agents have trained in that field." noted Major Monogram.
"Why do I feel like a genius?" asked Carl.
"You are a genius, Carl." answered Major Monogram.
"Thank you, Major Monogram!" exclaimed the geeky boy.
Perry was relieved to hear the news.
Perhaps if they had the amulet they could find a way to change him back.
He didn't know how Phineas and Ferb would react to having a monkey for a pet.
Though considering they decided to adopt a platypus they probably wouldn't mind having a pet that was unusual.
Meanwhile...
"Vivian, can you get us transport? Wade is...not quite feeling like himself." spoke Kim.
"Sure, Kim. I'll get you the nearest transport." spoke Vivian.
She pulled out a phone...but heard monkey noises.
"Why do I hear monkey noises? Michael isn't a zookeeper..." noted the blonde.
"Oh dear...they got him too, didn't they?" questioned Kim.
"What are you talking about?" questioned Vivian.
"Monkey Fist is turning people into monkeys...I'm sorry, but Wade is now one of them." spoke the cheerleader.
"Oh man, I hope they don't target me next. It would be a real shame if I lost my good looks." noted the blonde genius.
"Yeah, I know how you feel." nodded Kim.
"How many people are they going to zap?" questioned Ron.
"It looks like they're turning anyone that can take me to Monkey Fist into monkeys. I'm surprised how fast they operate." noted Kim.
"Well, the Kimono Twins do have the power of the jaguar." admitted the boy.
"That's true. Wait...maybe I can ask Phineas and Ferb!" exclaimed the cheerleader.
They had built a rocket, after all. It seemed plausible that they could build an airplane or a boat.
In fact, they heard that they had built an airplane out of newspapers.
Hopefully they hadn't already been turned into monkeys.
Perry entered the Bueno Nacho.
"Oh no." spoke Rufus.
It seemed Perry had been turned into a monkey.
On the light side, he still seemed to have his memories intact.
Perhaps it worked differently when you targeted an animal than when you targeted a human.
Perry had fortunately remembered that he was a secret agent.
Though it wasn't a secret that he had been transformed into a monkey.
Phineas and Ferb had fortunately not been turned into monkeys.
They were building a hovercar.
For some reason it reminded them of their pet Perry.
Speaking of which, where was Perry?
They got the feeling that he was having a monkey on his back...wait, what if he was the monkey?
It seemed crazy but who knows?
Kim and Ron showed up.
"Have you seen Perry?" asked Phineas.
"Yes. He'll be home soon...probably." spoke Kim.
"Thank goodness." spoke the boy.
"Anyways, can you help us get to Monkey Fist? He's stolen something precious." asked the cheerleader.
"Sure, no problem." nodded Phineas.
Phineas and Ferb used the hovercar to get Kim and Ron to the castle.
However, there was the question as to whether they would be turned into monkeys themselves.
They would want to be very careful. They didn't want to share Wade and Perry's fate, now did they?
Inside the castle, Agent M was on a sneaking mission
He had dressed himself up as a monkey ninja.
Thankfully, none of the monkey ninjas had grown suspicious.
Though he had decided to put his fedora away, just in case.
All he needed to do now was find the kimono twins and take the amulet from them without being spotted.
While he did like being a monkey, he wasn't sure if his fellow agents themselves would enjoy the experience.
He felt bad for Perry the Platypus. He had gone from a semi-aquatic mammal of action to a semi-human mammal of distraction.
Hopefully he wouldn't be stuck like that permanently.
Kim and Ron noticed Agent M.
Perhaps they could sneak by them without being spotted.
Agent M spotted them first.
"Oh no! He saw us!" exclaimed Ron.
He pulled out his fedora.
"Oh wait, he's an OWCA agent. Thank goodness. Sometimes I forget that not all monkeys are dangerous." noted Ron.
Chippy as it turned out could be reasoned with.
Where was Chippy, anyway? Was she at the zoo?
"Are you here for the amulet?" asked Kim.
Agent M nodded.
"Good. The sooner we get it out of Monkey Fist's hands the better." answered the cheerleader.
She certainly didn't want to be a monkey again.
Though to be fair, it did come with its perks.
Her tail had been surprisingly useful.
Meanwhile, Lily and Lilac noticed Phineas and Ferb outside.
"Oh look! It's those kids that Kim Possible babysits!" exclaimed Lily.
"Aren't they precious? Too bad we have to do this." noted Lilac.
Lily decided to zap Ferb first, seeing as he was taller.
But for some reason it had no effect.
"Is this thing broken?" asked Lily.
"I don't get it, why didn't it work on him?" questioned Lilac.
"Wait, doesn't he have mystical monkey power?" realized the younger of the twins.
"Maybe that's why he's immune..." spoke the older of the twins.
"If that's the case, we can't turn Ron into a monkey!" exclaimed Lily.
"That's such a disappointment..." remarked Lilac.
Although, perhaps they could still turn Kim into a monkey.
It would be amusing if history repeated itself, that was for sure.
They decided to look for Kim Possible. Perhaps she just so happened to be in the castle somewhere.
Just in case, they would search the castle for her.
Although, perhaps they were looking for them instead.
Monkey Fist had decided to entrust them with the amulet.
He could have given it to his monkey ninjas...but he was worried that they would trade it for bananas.
Monty had once given a monkey ninja money to buy some groceries...but all they bought was fruit.
He certainly wasn't going to make that mistake again, that was for sure.
Kim, Ron, Rufus, and Agent M decided to investigate the basement.
But it was pitch black.
Maybe they needed to find the switch...or a flashlight.
Unfortunately, Lily and Lilac had a way to take advantage of the situation.
One of the perks that came with the power of the jaguar was jaguar eyes.
Jaguar eyes gave them night vision.
And in the darkness of the basement, they had the perfect opportunity to strike.
"Surprise, Kim Possible!" exclaimed the Kimono Twins.
"Uh-oh." spoke Kim.
Lilac grabbed Kim by the arms while Lily held out the amulet.
"We're about to throw a monkey wrench in your plans!" shouted Lily.
"There's been a lot of monkey metaphors in this chapter." spoke Kim.
"I know! Isn't it funny?" asked Lilac.
"I don't approve of your bad sense of humor." answered the cheerleader.
Ron tried to help, but he was tackled by monkey ninjas.
"Wait, how can the monkey ninjas see in the dark?" asked Ron.
Monkeys didn't have night vision, did they?
"They don't. They just have a good sense of smell." answered Lily.
"Darn it! I shouldn't have eaten all those tacos before I got here!" exclaimed Ron.
Now he had the smell of ground beef in his breath.
Lily used the medallion on Kim...
...but it had no effect.
"I'm seriously starting to think that this medallion is busted!" exclaimed Lily.
"Perhaps it's like chicken pox. Maybe because I was already turned into a monkey I can't turn into a monkey again." noted Kim.
Although, she basically had the strength of a monkey at this point. Comet power for the win.
She was going to send a Wade a thank-you card later for giving her the cure...which was also apparently a vaccine.
To make matters worse, the amulet had illuminated the room, so Lily and Lilac no longer had the stealth advantage.
"No matter. It's two against one. We can still beat you!" exclaimed Lily.
"You're forgetting about the agents that I have with me." noted Kim.
Agent R and Agent M attacked the twins.
Lily tried to zap Agent R, but he was too small for the amulet to be effective.
"He's on my face!" exclaimed Lily.
"I've got a monkey on my back! This is another metaphor gone literal!" shouted Lilac.
Ron seized the opportunity to take the amulet.
"I wonder how I turn everyone back to normal." questioned Stoppable.
Surely there was a way to reverse it.
Suddenly, a monkey ninja leapt in front of him.
"Aah!" shouted Ron.
In his panic, he dropped the amulet on the floor.
It shattered.
Sure enough, everyone zapped by the amulet turned back to normal.
Perry was very relieved. Now he could go home again.
"I guess we managed to save everyone." spoke Kim.
Which was good. It seemed plausible that the effects would have become permanent in 24 hours. That was how it worked when she merged with the amulet, after all.
Monkey Fist opened the door to the basement.
"You destroyed my amulet? You've really done it this time!" exclaimed Monkey Fist.
"I thought that amulet belonged in a museum." questioned Ron.
"What are you? Some charitable treasure hunter? Monkey ninjas, attack!" shouted the man.
"I thought they were already attacking." spoke Lily.
"In that case...Monkey ninjas, continue what you're doing!" shouted Monkey Fist.
The monkey ninjas continued doing what they were doing.
But they were all defeated by the heroes.
"Kimono Twins, it's your turn!" exclaimed Monty Fiske.
The Kimono Twins attacked the heroes once more.
But Ron activated his mystical monkey power and blasted them across the room.
"I think I've had enough of monkey power for the time being." remarked Lily.
"Agreed." nodded Lilac.
"I'll just have to do things myself." remarked Monkey Fist.
Monkey Fist fought Kim, but she punched him in the face.
"Ow! Since when did you get so strong?" asked Monty Fiske.
"I've become a superhero." explained Kim.
"Well, you hit super hard." answered Monkey Fist.
Monkey Fist and Kim fought, but Monty Fiske ended up losing.
A short while later, Monkey Fist, Lily, and Lilac found themselves in a monkey cage.
"This was now how I was hoping I would return to this fanfic!" exclaimed Monkey Fist.
"Oh look, Monty Fiske is breaking the fourth wall now!" shouted Lily.
"I guess the OWCA are making monkeys of us this time." remarked Lilac.
"It's unfortunate that we couldn't get the amulet back to the museum." noted Kim.
They had been counting on them.
"It's alright. They managed to find a replacement." spoke Wade.
"Does it have magical monkey powers?" questioned Ron.
"No. It's just shiny." explained the boy.
Perry wrote a thank-you-letter to Rufus for helping changing him back to a platypus.
Rufus wrote a you're welcome letter.
Wade was happy to be human again too.
Though considering that he spent most of his time in the room, not many would have noticed that he had transformed into a monkey even if the transformation was permanent.
"I'm so happy you're back to normal!" exclaimed Vivian.
She gave Wade a hug.
His cheeks turned pink.
It looks like the day was once again saved.
Did you enjoy Monkey Fist's return? I will admit this wasn't an arc but I figured a standalone chapter would be fine.
Would you like to see Dementor and Atrosis again? i figured that I could feature Atrosis in another arc featuring the Go Team.
It could also be a stand-alone chapter but I also plan on featuring Drakken and Shego. Why not the entire Go Team?
See ya around.