This week's Bizarro Dreams features episode 4/5. It's all about Pegasus versus Dragon, with Seiya and/or Shiryu as dreamers. No wake reaction.

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(Bizarro Dreams episodes 4 & 5)

[Date of event: June 13, Wednesday - week 3]

[Seiya and Shiryu begin their fight right away. Shiryu then knocks Seiya. Seiya collapses. Shunrei suddenly shows up, and Shiryu takes note of her presence]

Shunrei – Shiryu!

Shiryu – Shunrei, what are you doing here?

Shunrei – Our master is dying!

Shiryu – For real? This can't be! Are you sure you're telling the truth? We're talking about an old man who's been sitting at the waterfall for over 200 years without moving an inch and is suddenly sick? That sounds suspicious. Anyway, we need to leave.

Seiya (gets up) Wait a sec? We're not done.

Shiryu – Of course, we're done. Once I use this, it'll be all over. (Shiryu prepares to attack and hits Seiya) Lushan Rising Dragon Lord! (turns to Shunrei) Okay, now we're done. Let's go.

Shunrei – He's getting up.

Shiryu – Impossible! Are you immortal or something?

Seiya – I have a reason not to lose this fight (attacks) Pegasus Meteor Punch!

[Shiryu blocks all of them with his shield however]

Seiya – No way!

Shiryu – See this? (shows off his shield) This dragon shield is the strongest thing ever; trust me, it won't be a recurring joke later on. This is the real deal because this was enforced by the Lushan waterfalls for thousands of years, making them stronger than diamonds. You can't easily break it.

Seiya – Oh yeah? You're all bark and no bite!

[Shiryu shatters Seiya's forearm piece. He follows up by an uppercut, Seiya collapses again]

Shiryu – My fist is just as sturdy as my shield. You can't shatter that, either.

Seiya (thinking) Okay if he has a sturdy fist and shield… Ah! I know this. I got this from training…

[flashback] Marin – Seiya, if an enemy has a sturdy fist and shield, break them together!

Nachi – Why is he getting up again?

Hyoga – He has a game plan, of course. One that came out of nowhere.

Shun – You mean he has figured it out?

Shiryu – You look like you know something… (gasp) Did you have a flashback on how to beat my fist and shield? Idiot! Do you get a flashback for everything?

Seiya – What? Don't you have flashbacks on how to fight?

[flashback] Master – How long has it been since you've been here?

Shiryu – Five years… I can't reverse that damn waterfall!

Master – Good grief! Then, no dragon cloth for you.

Shiryu (rolls eyes) Okay, fine, I'll do it!

[Shiryu manages to succeed after many months. End flashback]

Shiryu – That's none of your business!

Seiya – Anyway, I know how to beat you. I'm going to bust your fist and shield!

Shiryu – Fine! Let's see you try. Don't blame me if your head explodes.

[Seiya charges towards Shiryu. Blood splatters everywhere, but Shiryu notices his fist and shield broken into tons of tiny pieces. A video replay shows that Shiryu did this to himself]

Nachi – So that's how it happened… Seiya slammed his head.

Jabu – So that was Seiya's game plan. He lured Shiryu into attacking himself.

Shun – There's no way he can continue…

Hyoga – Of course! His helmet helped. Otherwise, his head would've exploded.

Shun (shivers) Eww!

[Shiryu rips his cloth off, but it ends with his briefs]

Shiryu (fidgets) Argh! It could've been worse. Anyway, with my fist and shield broken, there's no point to keep wearing my cloth.

Seiya – Okay! I'm going to do the same since it's not fair to fight you like that (rips his cloth too) What? Me too? Looks like we're now even (fidgets) Wow, this is embarrassing… (thinking)

Shun – What?! Your cloths are not THAT broken! Stop! You can't fight like this!

Jabu – Forget it, man! They're gonna do it!

Nachi (blush) Do it?

Jabu (blush) Don't get the wrong idea! They're going to fight!

Shiryu – Seiya, why are you so desperate to fight me? Whatever! Neither of us are not fighting for the gold cloth or victory. (dragon tattoo shows up on Shiryu's back) As an orphan, I was depressed to the point of despair, and it was my master who brought me back. He taught me everything. I must repay him with your defeat before he departs from this world. I can't let the last thing he sees is my defeat!

Tatsumi – My lady, we need to end this right now! It'll be a scandal!

[cue Saori gleefully staring]

Tatsumi – My lady?

[cue Saori staring again]

Seiya (thinking) Okay, we're both armor-less and pant-less. Any hit that lands will be fatal.

Shiryu (thinking) This match will drag if we evade. I must hit with my Rising Dragon.

Seiya (thinking) The timing to use my Meteor Punch must be perfect.

[Seiya uses his Meteor Punch, but Shiryu evades them]

Seiya – No way!

Shiryu – You must be dumb thinking I'll block with my bare hands. I'm not that stupid. Now I'm going to use my Dragon Lord… (Shiryu collapses and notices hits to his body due to Seiya's attack)

Shunrei – Shiryu!

Shiryu – When did I get hit?

Seiya – If you're planning to use the Dragon Lord, don't bother.

Shiryu – You figured out my weakness? No matter. Let's end this, Seiya! Lushan Rising Dragon Lord!

[Shiryu charges towards Seiya. Both leap, they punch. Shiryu lands a fist on Seiya's face while Seiya lands a fist on Shiryu's bare chest]

Shiryu – How do you know my weakness?

Seiya – I've heard your flashback before.

Shiryu – Seriously?

[they drop, except Shiryu lands outside the ring. Seiya wins but collapses due to his injuries. Shiryu's heart has stopped, so Shunrei approaches Seiya as the medics take him away]

Shunrei (sobbing) Please, Seiya, you need to revive Shiryu. You must punch on the opposite side with the same strength you did. He will die if you don't do it for the next five minutes. I beg you!

Doctor – Forget it! He's in no condition for anything.

Seiya – Put me down. I never intended for him to die. I must save him no matter what.

Doctor – Don't be ridiculous!

[Seiya gets up against the doctor's orders and sees Shun holding Shiryu's body]

Shun – I'll hold Shiryu while you do this. You only get one chance, though.

[Seiya gets dizzy, but Hyoga approaches]

Hyoga – Don't panic. You must back up twice.

Doctor – Is anyone listening?

Seiya – Don't you dare die, Dragon!

[Seiya backs up and throws his fist with the same strength, knocking Shiryu and Shun to a wall]

Shun – Well done, Seiya. I can hear his heartbeat. It's clear as day.

Jabu – Hell yeah! Shiryu came back to life!

[the whole colosseum erupts with euphoria as the medics finally take Seiya away]

Hyoga (thinking) I was sent by Sanctuary to eliminate these saints, but why do I feel they're fighting for something greater? They're not fighting for fame or profit, that's for certain.

Sometimes two episodes will become one for Bizarro Dream segments. And also, sometimes they will happen during the school week. If there is a following story, the Bizarro Dream segments will always go first. Not every segment ends with a wake up reaction.

To be continued...