My sincere apologies for not having updated for so long ^^' Seriously, I'm very sorry T_T Let's say my laptop broke and i was stuck with that. so, as an apology, this chap is a special. My original plan was to post the 'Bell turns into a Kid' idea that many have been suggesting but you'll see that next chap next week. Instead, take this humor/fluff aisxbell. i'll start uploading like i usually do from now on and thank you all for the support you have given to this rather silly fic xD

you may skip this if you want ^^'

Mann856: Lol jagamarukun and bell work well
Serakrom: Indeed she can ;) Thank you!
dereturd: Thanks, I didn't expect the chapter to be that good xD Yes somewhere there, I myself am not sure ^^'
Marshall Cross Marian: Thank you, glad you enjoyed it :)
anEnthusiasticNerd: Thank you :)
Indigo One: I'll take note of that xD Here's one (not exact though)
Saterllizersama: Coming next chap ;)
Sirlagsalot: I'll take note of that idea
Guest: Yes, probably xD
Kiyora: That's a good idea, will make sure in upcoming chaps
ElMagoMagico2: Indeed xD
Hayashinjage17: Lol indeed writing that was... interesting xD That tsundere part gets me laughing all the time

Note: I do not own Danmachi.

"... Po...cky?"

The sword princess stared at the anonymous object in her hand. Part of her mind told her to throw it away, while the other half told her to believe her goddess. Why, some might wonder, can she not trust her goddess. well, she's Loki.

… enough said.

Back to the thing in hand, she glanced up at the grinning Tiona and Loki. She wanted to trust them, really she did…

… but the shake of head Finn gave as he passed by and the glare Riveria shot at the two told her to NOT trust them. Bete merely glanced at it, gave a weird look and turned away. Lefiya, however, looked interested to what it was. She couldn't blame the elf who had decided to walk up beside her to inspect from closer. She herself was curious to what they had handed her.

Pocky. Long edible sticks covered in chocolate. That was the shortest description she could give when she saw them. Or rather, was pocky the so called 'game' that came along with it or just the name of the sticks…?

"... so… what are you supposed to do with this?"

Why did she ask.

Loki and Tiona's grin widened- if that was possible. Immediately both rushed to her side, nearly knocking lefiya over in the process. They didn't notice though, as Loki took the box from Ais's hands.

"This, my sweet Aizu, is a game that decides who can eat other's face more-"

"-What she means is-" Tiona was fast enough to shove her hand in Loki's face, stopping her from giving any more incorrect information. "It's… sort of a kissing game."

"K… kissing?" she could feel this idea going bad.

"Yeah. basically, you have to have two players. Each of them have to bite on each end of the stick and start eating till they reach the other and… give a sweet little kiss!" the amazoness game a small wink at the end. Ais felt the elf beside her jolt, turning red in a span of seconds.

"K-k-k-kiss?!"

"Oh… I see. So, i have to choose someone-"

"ME!" Loki immediately threw herself at the princess only to be met by a swift kick that sent her several feet away. Tiona sweat-dropped as Ais pouted. Mama elf stepped in too.

"No." Riveria immediately stepped in, shooting a glare at Loki who had just started to get up. "Ais, i don't think you should play that game. ESPECIALLY if it's in Loki's suggestions." another deadly look was thrown at the goddess.

Loki, was crushed. "There's something called trust in this world?!"

"Your antics always chase it away, don't blame us."

Ais watched as their argument continued, a blushing Lefiya joining too. Giving the box in her hand a glance, her curiosity merely grew. She glanced around herself carefully, as if searching for someone.

Someone she wanted to play it with.

She had never kissed someone. That was obvious, she rejected any and every move any man in orario made on her. She'd never even HUGGED a guy, kissing was WAAAYS away. But… the game sounded fun. She wanted to give it a try, even if it meant being fooled by her troublesome goddess.

She automatically skipped Bete- 'screw that wolf we're not kissing him!' was what mini Ais screamed in her mind- didn't even glance at Raul- i mean… he's RAUL- and didn't spot anyone interesting. She blinked. She… didn't really have many friends that were guys, did she…

… ah, there's Bell also. The white rabbit immediately came to mind. She fisted her palm, a bulb going off in her mind. Bell was a good friend of hers, he'd play it with her! He may be a bit shy (mainly around her) but they had gotten better. He would like a game like this…

… right?

Riveria glanced to where the sword princess was standing- or, was SUPPOSED to be standing. Ais had turned tail and rushed out the main door, leaving the high elf baffled as she stared at her retreating figure disappearing behind the door.

"A-Ais?!" why did she feel like the girl was gonna cause… chaos. Yup, bad idea. "Ais you shouldn't-"

"NO MAMA!" For reason only god knew, Tiona literally tackled the elf down. "LET HER BE FREEEE!"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT YOU STUPID AMAZONESS?!"

Ais shuffled past the streets of orario, her main target the hestia familia home. Her face felt warmer than usual, for some odd reason. Was it because it was so warm outside? Naaah it was around spring, it shouldn't be that warm.

She slightly patted her cheeks as if telling them to lower their color. Pouting as she quickened her pace, her mind wandered to what the white-haired boy might be doing? Her image of him was him training. She hadn't really seen him do much other than that… had she.

… that hurt. She wanted to know more about him. In the form of… a teacher, maybe. She didn't know why she wanted to know more about him, she just… did.

To help.

Because she trained him.

Yes. that was probably why.

She huffed, setting herself straight and and fist-bumping the air. After this, she was going to spend more time with him. No one was stopping her! Not even his clingy goddess or his equally clingy supporter-

She paused, her thoughts coming to a stop. Why… did she care about his goddess and supporter being clingy to him? They were… friends, weren't they? She glanced at the mini Ais beside her, who stared up at her expectedly, with a bright smile. As if waiting for her to realize something.

Her heart started to race. She glanced at the box in her hands and started walking even faster, leaving the panicking mini Ais behind. Her face felt even warmer.

Bell… stupid. You're… making me feel weird. She pouted, glancing up at the mansion. She had finally arrived at her destination. Her eyes looked through the fence, catching the voice of the person she was looking for.

As she had thought, he was training. Right outside the mansion, in his undershirt and pants, Bell was battling with an invisible opponent. And honestly, he was doing it smoothly, dodging and attacking with swift moves and reflexes-

Ah. he tripped.

One missed step and he face-planted on the grassy ground with a muffled 'OW!'. she blinked and sweat-dropped, watching as he slowly stood up, rubbing his now red nose with a grimace. 'Why do I keep tripping like this…' she could hear him whisper.

As if feeling her presence, he glanced at the fence and jolted at the sight of the sword princess. "A-Ais-san?! What are you-"

She pouted at his reaction and straight-up jumped over the fence, grabbing it and hoisting her body over it. He was even more startled, gulping as she walked up to him- was she hopping? Now she stood in front of him, staring at him with her usual golden eyes. Her cheeks were flushed, her small smile still there.

Aahh so cute〜 let people call him a pervert, he'll just blame it on his grandpa. "Ais-san, what are you doing here-"

Before he could finish his question, he held up a box filled with… sticks? … and tilted her head at him. "Can you play this with me?"

"Eh?" before he knew it, she picked out one edible stick from the box and glanced at him.

"This… Loki said it was supposed to be played as a game. And… I wanted to try it so… can you, bite on one end of the stick?"

What kind of game was this… he should probably ask, but he didn't want to. Especially with her almost pleading eyes at him to cooperate with what she said. She didn't bother to clarify either, and he shrugged before gently biting the one side of the stick she held out. Whatever 'game' this was had to make sense, right? I mean, not like the gods were messing with them again right hahahahah-

His heart almost leapt out of his chest when she bit down on the other end of the stick, their faces now inches away.

"A-AIS-SA-"

"Loki… said you had to start eating from each end and…" her face flushed, glancing away. "... k-kiss."

He was going to have a heart-attack.

Before he could argue and try to reason, she looked back at him with, again, pleading eyes. NOT FAAAAAAIR! His mind screamed and he gulped, his own blush rising. "O-oh… do you, really want to play it with me?"

"Mmh." she gave a little nod. Without waiting for a reply, she starting to bite down on the pocky, and he couldn't help but follow, not knowing what to say or do at this point.

Again, their faces came closer.

She could feel her heart start beating faster. Was she sick, maybe? Her face felt even warmer than before. Had his eyes always been this gentle- what… am i thinking…

Before they knew it, their faces now stood a mere inch away, both lost in staring into each other's eyes to really take note. It was strange, honestly. It was as if she were hypnotized, couldn't take note of anything else around them. She could feel the subtle sounds around her, and could hear the cheering of mini-Ais beside her…

She gave a slight nudge and he jolted, their lips finally meeting one another for that one split second. Even if it was only for that single moment, she kinda… liked it. She felt warmth coming from him. That one lightning spark that only ignited when they kissed. His eyes widened while hers were closed, before immediately pulling back.

Silence.

Her hand rose to her lips, fingers lightly grazing them as she was lost in thought. Bell let out a surprised squeak as if finally realizing what had happened, his face turning redder than his eyes.

He had just kissed Ais. He had just kissed Ais Wallenstein. AIS WALLENSTEIN.

I- she- we- what did- his mind started to overload with thoughts, so much so he couldn't handle it.

"B-Bell?!" she snapped out of her shock and started to panic as he literally passed out, face still red and head spinning. The last thing he remembered as her hovering above him- was that a… Ais but a mini version beside the real Ais?

…...

When Bell had regained consciousness after a few hours with zero idea of what went down, his worried goddess explained that Ais wallenstein brought him in because he 'fainted during training'. The minute all memories came crashing down on him, he passed out from shock and/or happiness. again.

Meanwhile…

"Aizzzuuu, where were you?"

"... n-no where…" I made him faint… I'm such a bad friend…

Yes.

Friend.

…...

This one-shot is literally all over the place, someone teach me how to put things in order XD See you next chap!