Happy April's Fool or at least that was when I had plan to post this story. One of two stories around that date but yeah it seems my other story was call a joke or was it garbage. Well either way I was I'm looking out for the ones about my terrible grammar or spelling since I'm working on that. I relaunch my website and discord. I still do anime review but I also do reviews on scholar reviews that deal with anime, video games and everything in between. Kind of the reason I don't post much. I do have a mother day story and high school reunion one shot (not really a reunion but something similar), sadly it is my tenth high school reunion.

I woke up and found a foreign ceiling. Wait! Did I get kidnap.

"That can't be. I'm just a regular Japanese American. My family don't have any money."

I sat up and looked around. It was still dark, I got up to search for the switch for the lights.

"Found it!"

I flick it on. I took another look around. Panda plush and figures around the room. This definitely is not my room. I walked to the door to check if it was lock. I hope it is unlocked.

"Yes! It is unlocked, maybe I am not being held captive."

I walk into the hall to see a wall that has several cat and Panda pictures on it. This panda looks familiar, sharp claws, a fang that hangs out of his month, black star shape spot around left eye, the right eye has a black circle…

"No, it can't be."

I open the other doors and found what appears to be a bathroom or what they call a changing room. I enter and rush toward the mirror. I saw the reflection of a beautiful girl with long black hair that reach her waist and blue eyes. This is wrong reflection, my reflection should be of a plain girl with freckles, shoulder length black hair. I even notice that I was missing my glasses, wait this body doesn't need glasses. This figure in front of me, I definitely know who she is.

"Yukinoshita Yukino"

She is one of the main characters of the series," Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiro" or OreGairu for short. I have read and collected all the light novels all 14 volumes of it, the mangas, I own all three seasons of the anime. I have the poster of the voice actors that play the three main character on the ceiling of my bed room and the anime poster next to head of my bed.

"No fucking way! I'm in the world of OreGairu. Yes! Yes!"

...

...

"Wait! I need to figure out the time line"

I need to know if this is a parallel world. I have read all the light novel so this should not be a problem to figure out.

"I don't want to mess up everything."

No! There is no way my action can alter the timeline? Can it? The spoiler and damage.

"Oh, screw it!"

I will just need to think of this as a fan fiction. Yes this is it, it just a fan fiction of the series and nothing I do is canon.

"Yes, that is the safe bet. Let check the time line."

I need to see where I am in the time line. I rush back to Yukinoshita's room. I open the drawers, I dug around. Yes! They are here. I took out a stack of pictures and scan them. I see Yukinoshita and Hikigaya in those pictures.

"OMG! It really is Hikigaya. EH?"

I felt a tighten and warmth in my heart.

"OMG! It is canon, Yukinoshita is in love with Hikigaya!" I yelled out

I look back at the pictures, so I'm either in volume 9 or later volume. Wait! I'm Yukinoshita, so what day is it? I saw a cell phone on the nightstand. I pick it up and turn it on. It was six in the morning… Monday! I have school...

I went to the closet, I saw a school uniform.

"Wait! The date"

It read February the XXXX. Yes! It was before the Valentine event. Yes! I get choco…

"Wait! This Japan so I should be making chocolate."

There is a lot of people to give chocolate to, no that is wrong I'm Yukinoshita. I should give it to my OTP…

...

I found myself outside of the freaking real Sobu High School. I really want to fan girl out and scream my excitement out. I also found out, Yukinoshita really does have terrible sense of direction. I have to ask around and follow a group of students with the same uniform. It really felt great that people are staring at me. I usually get ignored.

"I Ine Futaki, no wait this is Japan. I Futaki Ine, will live out this world as Yukinoshita Yukino."

Or at least until I get kick out of this world. I enter the school, took out the indoor shoe from my bag and place it on the ground. I switch shoes, I place the other shoes into my bag. I went to the classroom, took my seat. I was greeted by my classmate but I really don't care about the faceless people around me. I want to see the other characters, hurry up now.

The class was boring and was pretty hard too. No wonder, why Hikigaya call her a demon superwoman. For some reason I could answer the question with ease. At the break for lunch, I left the class room to explore. I found myself in the library, I got lost. Really? I found Ebina Hina with some other girls that was not her regular group. Well they are not important. Let ignore...

"It's HXH, the true pairing?" Said Ebina-san.

...them.

I mean it is a good pairing Hikigaya and Hayama. It basically Batman and Superman but there is another pairing. Yes the best pairing.

"You mean HXS, as in Hikigaya and Totsuka." I said.

"Yukinoshita-san?"

"Yukinoshita-san?"

"What blasphemy!" Called out Ebina-san.

"I'm stating the obvious. Hayama is a coward, he just can't be dominant. He is just not top material. Tobe would be a good top in the relation with Hayama. For Hikigaya, he is the bottom no mistake there but there is no one that fits the top for that relationship. The safe choice is Totsuka. He is the submission type and perfect bottom but he also has a sadistic side. A little devil side to him." I replied.

"T-t-t-that is not true at all." Said a weaken Ebina-san.

"It's true, just admit it. Sure, Hayama is tall and handsome. And fantasizing about it, would look great. Hayama push Hikigaya against the wall. A kabe-don to boot but here is the truth. Hayama just not a homo…"

"No! It can't be. I don't believe it!" Ebina-san cried out.

"Don't worry. I know how to fix it." I replied.

"H-how?" She asked.

The answer is Hikigaya." I replied.

"Hikigaya?" Asked Ebina-san.

"The true homo, just picture it. After gym class, all wet from sweat both changing out of their clinging wet clothes that hugs their body. Hikigaya push Hayama into the table. Hayama's boxers falling onto the ground. Bending him over. Hikigaya whisper into his ear and tell him that they are all alone and no one going to walk in…"

...

I didn't continue for the dramatic effect...

...

They gulp.

Wiping the drool from my mouth, I continue talking, "Hikigaya lower his shorts and thrust his big di…."

"I shove my what?" Said a voice behind me.

I jumped and turn around quickly.

"Hachiman" Escaped from my lips.

There he is. The real Hikigaya Hachiman. Tall, he does look average but his eyes looks normal well compare to others the iris does look smaller. He raised an eyebrow.

"Hachiman?" He asked.

Crap! We are not close enough for first name.

"H-Hikigaya-kun why are you here? S-should you not be somewhere preying on koukais?" I asked him trying to escape the reality that he might have heard me talking about his small Hachiman.

"Oi. I'm the one getting harass. Labor. I have to do labor work for her."

Right? We all know that you are just going there for dates…

Wait! That not right. If I remember it was after the Valentine event… Either way that happen soon. I have to leave before I say something embarrassing again.

I bid them farewell. I walked back to class. This time I didn't get lost, well I pass by it once by mistake. Really, I knew she was bad at direction but how do you get lost in a school building that almost a square shape…

...

It is time! The biggest event of all time. I get to witness the service club. By the way to get the keys for the club room, I had to get them from her. To meet Hiratsuka-sensei. Hiratsuka Shizuka, the light novel, manga, and anime can't compare how beautiful she is in person. It is hard to imagine that this drop-dead gorgeous woman is still single. No wonder many fanfic writers has a running gag of either Hachiman or I giving a monologue of 'if it was ten years earlier or she was ten years later'. Thinking about fanfic, I have to say the polar end of the spectrum of the HachimaXHiratsuka ship, I enjoy the confession when she was at her lowest point [1] and the seduction when she got drunk [2]. Now I want to read my doujins, sadly they are not available here. I mean a doujin of Hachiman and Hiratsuka in a love hotel. I didn't like the art style but it was nice, as nice as pornography material could get it. The fact after several rounds of sex between them, they ended up as lovers. That basically a nice ending in those type of reading materials. I also like that one where Hiratsuka gave up smoking, so she can have sex with him (Yeah… Sorry about that but I'm not a shame of it. I'm an adult).

Ahem… Is it me or did it get warmer here?

So, I made it to the room. I unlock it and enter this holy place…

I-I'm not crying, those are sweat drops from my eyes. You are crying.

It was like a picture of perfection. I seen this club room millions of time in manga and anime. I can feel the memories here. There is the table where I have sex with Hachiman… Wait! That was a fanfic, never mind it is where we spend time drinking tea… Tea…TEA!

I walked to the tea set and kettle. It really is the-the holy grail. In the real world there is similar sets out there but they are not official merchandise of the series. I pick up the fancy cup. I looked around then pretended to take a sip like elegant rich people. With my pinky sticking out. I feel so classy. I place it down. I picked up Yuigahama's cup. I looked around then I raise the cup to my lip. I place my lip on the rim of the cold cup. An indirect kiss. Don't judge me. Who would not take advantage of this? I mean she has a sweetness to it and her plump pink lips. I'm straight but still... Yuri is great too... I love the sweetness of the Yuri pairing of Yui and Yukino. I enjoy the single paring but I became a fan of the harem route. The best one is HachimaXYuiXYukino. I also like HachimanXYukinoshita sisters, then HachimanXYukinoXShizuka and last one is HachimanXYukinoXSaki. Well let get back on track because I'm starting to drool again.

It really not my fault and now I can live that fantasy out. Look at me, I'm Yukino. I can have my harem now. The warmth and curvy of Yuigahama's nude body and the member of Hachiman in the purest form. Just a sleepover away for that to happen.

"Stop, you still have to lick his cup."

I place down Yuigahama's cup and picked up his cup. I look around. Then I proceed to lick the rim of the cup.

"Oh!"

Oh dear. That felt so great. I touch my tongue with my finger. I have his DNA.

"NO! You idiot."

You contaminated his DNA with your finger. I stuck out my tongue and proceeded to lick his cup again. As I was making my way around the half way mark of the cup's rim. I heard the door open...

There so many great writer. I enjoy "The Path to become a House Husband is hard as expected!" by An Anonoymous Guy, "Nightlife" by ZM93, and "Unmade" by SouBU.

I re-read them several times now. I want to write a POV of those stories.

Here below are story I mention above.

[1] "10 Years Too Soon" by Zeph-sensei

[2] "The Woman" by Getting Genuine