IM BACK MOTHER FUCKERS! "And as you can see: I'm not dead" Ha pretty good call back to the Black Panther movie, rest in piece Chadwick Boseman, you were amazing! Now, I know I have a lot to explain for myself, probably the obvious elephant in the room: Um...WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN? It's been two months!

Damn...two months...it doesn't even feel that long to me, but coming back to this app and checking my old documents, they haven't been updated since FUCKING MARCH! Like god damn I'm such a slacker. But you don't have to believe it. I rather just explain myself in a calmly and simple answer:

I was depressed.

Yep, That's pretty much it. "I got low. I didn't see an end to it, so i put a bullet in my mouth, and the other guy spit it out." Alright enough of these Marvel Quotes, you guys are probably asking what this is, right? Right.

Well, if you have been on this app like me and you like reading fan fics, like me, then you should already know there have been some major mature or 18 stuff that writers...well, write (god that's a mouthful.) Anyway, there have been several smut (that's what these things are called for people who don't know. Hope you liked your little lesson with Elyred3516) books that have been produced by fan artists. Y'all are probably aware of the name megamatt09: he creates these...sexual intense situations between the main protagonist and plenty of beautiful and gorgeous girls across with no plot. Just pure sex. Like that's it. Just sex. There's no villian, no problems that the main protagonist has to face, no action-well actually there is in a few chapters- and overall I got to say it's kinda an enjoyment in a weird narcissistic way.

But, there's a one major problem that I am not really fond of. Um...THERES NO BARRY ALLEN HAREM ON ANYWHERE IN THIS WORLD! I've searched at least i think three times on this app, went on Wattpad where I found: The Scarlet King by Ilikerainbows6-great book by the way! Plots and sex-but other that, there is absolutely no more about our very own Scarlet Speedster. Non. Zilch. Goose egg. Nada.

I love that megamatt09 is using Harry Potter-which I still find a bit weird, but eh- The very own Dark Knight, The Man of Steel, Thor, The Emerald Archer and our favorite web-slinger...but no Barry Allen? "Boy that's a glitch in the universe." Yes, I did just use a quote from Cisco.

So, while everyone gets to have fun with countless woman, The Scarlet Speedster has to have no action? I can't except that, which brings the reason to this book.

It's what everyone who are big Flash fan like me-Like, literally ask me any questions about The Flash, and I will answer them faster than Wally West or in a heartbeat- want; a very own harem that consists of Barry.

Countless woman! All over the multiverse! And I mean every single woman from any show:l Elena from VPD-don't judge, I was forced to by girlfriend, oh, um, please don't tell her I'm doing this-Kara Zor-L aka Powergirl, Carol Ferris aka Sapphire, Annabeth from PJO, every single marvel and DC girls and girls from any other show gets to spend time with our Scarlet Speedster. I could be the first, no, second person to make a harem book about Barry and I intend to make this a top priority since summer is here and I got nothing better to do.

Disclaimer: There are gonna be various versions of Barry; sometimes he may be a dick in one chapter, and the next he's the great guy anyone has met, and the next could be him being dominate, you get my drift? Course you do.

Gah is there anything else I have to say? Um, oh this was NOT meant to be to criticize other writers, I know people work very hard on these and I don't hold any grudges against anyone so please if you do enjoy those writers I mentioned, don't take this the hard way. I was just rambling about how there was no Barry Allen version of these before, so please don't hate, don't leave bad reviews that say: "Your such a dick for hating" or "maybe people don't want a flash version of this, have you ever thought about that?" Cause I will ignore it and move on with my sad and miserable life.

Let's see...anything else? Oh um requests are always opened. Threesomes, foursomes, and many positions will be included, and there are gonna be some power using capabilities with any woman and Barry.

I think that's about it. Now, I can plan the first girl. Let's see...Felicia aka Blackcat? No, not yet at least. Red K Kara? Ugh too early for that. Lena and Kara threesome? Yeah, but I'm just starting. Need something simple and easy. Gwen Stacy? Maybe. Wanda? Yes, but not yet. Iris? NO! Patty? Oh definitely, but not yet. Caroline Forbes? Oh that would have to be like some kinds special chapter like Christmas or Halloween. Carol Danvers? Oh hell yeah, but we need a Dc Girl before going into marvel.

Hmm...Wonder Woman? Mera? Sapphire? Cheetah? Cat woman? Caitlin Snow? Poison Ivy? Harley Quinn? Zatanna? Star Fire? Hawk girl? Thea Queen? Laurel Lance? Sara Lance? Supergirl? Dreamer?

So many! You pick. Who's first?