Author's note:
So I received this review from A Man last week:
"Hilarious! I'm loving it.
Needs more Toon Link though XD
like, waaaay more XDD"
In response to this review, I'll try and feature Toon Link more in the story, since he's quite the popular character in the Super Smash Bros series. It won't happen in this episode, but from episode 19 and onward, I'll try and include Toon Link as much as I can.
Episode 18: Horror Part 2
While Wolf was filming his horror movie, Knuckles was showing brawlers a very embarrassing video, and Mario and Link were vowing to destroy every copy of two of the most notorious games in video game history, Wii Fit Trainer was in the fitness center, stretching and whatnot to keep herself in shape. It's very important that this fitness trainer keeps up her physical hygiene and stay in shape, if she wants to remain slim and healthy. Eating the right foods is important too, and although eating food won't help her skin condition, the Wii Fit Trainer has to eat nutritional food, at all times.
"Nothing like some good stretching before another great exercise!" the fitness trainer exclaimed, stretching out her arms. Just when she was about to stretch her legs, Cloud and Meta Knight showed up, both carrying Master Hand. Cloud carried the giant hand with ease, flaunting his great strength, but for Meta Knight, the struggle was very real.
Meta Knight: The initial plan was to have Cloud carry Master Hand while I lead the way, but that lousy blonde said he might need me for "extra support". Has he not taken into consideration my small frame? If I was carrying a diseased Kirby, then fine, but Master Hand? Give me a break. And Cloud said Master Hand wouldn't be that heavy because he's a glove...evidently he doesn't know the Smash universe creator that well.
"What is wrong with Master Hand?" Wii Fit Trainer asked, feeling worried. Master Hand in an incapacitated state is not a good look...unless he was battling against Tabuu, and took a heavy beating. "Lay him on the floor, I'll see if I can diagnose his condition..." Cloud and Meta Knight did as they were told, laying Master Hand on the floor, and Wii Fit Trainer checked the hand for his pulse. Hey, Master Hand doesn't have a heart, but he has a wrist, so checking for a pulse makes sense in a way. "...Master Hand must have been sedated!"
"Sedated, you say?" Captain Falcon showed up, likely to execute another failed attempt at asking Wii Fit Trainer out on a date. He has a 2% chance of scoring a date with Wii Fit with every chance he gets, but he's hopeful that this time his attempts will be all for nothing. "If I do remember correctly, Tails was walking into Master Hand's room, carrying a suspicious bottle of some sort of substance in his hand. I would ask him what it was, but I was too busy working on by chiseled looks in the mirror."
"Yeah that's good," Wii Fit Trainer responded to Falcon's reason for not interrogating Tails, a pretty stupid reason at that. The race car driver held his head in sadness and shame; no way is he going on a date with Wii Fit now. "Now on more important matters...do you know how long Tails was in Master Hand's room?"
"Only for a few minutes..." Captain Falcon replied in a saddened, mopey tone. What's the point of Falcon even talking to Wii Fit Trainer when she doesn't see anything romantic about him? He might as well walk away and ask another lady out - preferably Samus - but he can't leave without supplying as much information as possible.
"Did he act suspicious or anything, before entering the room or after he had left?"
"Not to my knowledge..." Captain Falcon slowly walked away. "I'll just go now, I think I told you guys enough..." Another day, another failed attempt to ask out Wii Fit Trainer - only this time, the attempt never really came to full fruition.
"Tails must be interrogated immediately," suggested Cloud. "Never thought he would be the one to sedate Master Hand, but we'll have to ask him some questions hard-hitting questions to find out if he's really the perpetrator..."
And so, Cloud, Meta Knight, and Wii Fit Trainer grabbed Tails - who was working with Zero in the workshop - and brought him to a dark with. He was tied down in a chair, with a light bulb shining bright on his face.
"Why am I here?" asked Tails. He had seen stuff like this before on TV - a person is sitting in the chair, oftentimes tied down, and they're being interrogated. The fox never thought such a thing would ever happen to him.
Cloud: Asked Meta Knight if we could interrogate Tails in a normal way, a way where we won't have to be in a dim-lit room, instead a place more open and with a wide amount of space. But he turned down my suggestion, believing that holding the interrogations in a dim-lit room will be "more effective", or something like that. *sighs* It's like nobody here ever hears me out...
"We got a few questions to ask you..." Meta Knight said to Tails, who was understandably a little scared. "Captain Falcon has told us that you sneaked in Master Hand's room...to do WHAT?"
"I'm...I'm not inclined to answer that question," replied Tails. Meta Knight leaped up and shockingly slapped Tails in the face; the fox hit him with a "Dude, seriously?!" look. It was never in Meta Knight's nature to slap others, even if it was someone like Kirby driving him insane.
"Meta Knight that was completely unnecessary!" scolded Wii Fit Trainer.
"My sincere apologies," Meta Knight held his head in utter shame. For a rare instance, he was acting very out of character. "Dr. Mario's interrogation mannerisms was starting to get to me. Anyways, Tails, why did you enter Master Hand's room in the first place?"
"Can't answer that question too," replied Tails, enraging Meta Knight. The knight was about to slap Tails yet again, but Cloud stopped him. No time for another out-of-character moment, one is enough.
"Let me handle this," the blonde swordsman said coolly. "Alright Tails, you said you're not inclined to answer Meta Knight's questions, so perhaps you can answer mine...did Sonic make you do something to Master Hand?"
Tails gritted his teeth nervously while looking at his side. This type of body language is suggesting that he did.
"Sonic made me sedate Master Hand just so he wouldn't have to massage Master Hand's hand..." Tails fessed up. But you already knew about what was going on, since Sonic spilled the beans to Wolf and company in the previous episode.
"Just as I figured..." Cloud folded his arms in thought. Honestly, he wasn't surprised Sonic would stoop as low as forcing his best friend to sedate Master Hand, especially if it meant getting himself out of punishment. "Where is Sonic now?"
"In a horror movie Wolf is shooting. I saw him in the meeting room, where Wolf was discussing how they were gonna do the movie."
"Well if we can't beat him...might as well join him."
Lloyd was using the mansion's house phone in the foyer, and he was using it to answer a very important question he has on his mind. So he knew just the place to call to find the answer to his question...McDonald's.
"Hello sir, how may I help you today?" the McDonald's executive said on the phone, bracing himself for what might happen next.
"Hi, I just have a dire question to ask," responded Lloyd. This phone call will either be beneficial, or a complete waste of time. Though given that it's Lloyd, it's bound to be the latter.
"Okay...what is it then?" Rarely does McDonald's management receives phone calls, especially those that have to do with answering questions.
"What sound does the rooster make in 'Old McDonald Had a Farm'?"
"Really man?!" the McDonald's executive exclaimed angrily before hanging up on Lloyd. Questions about food quality and overall friendliness, the exec would be more than happy to answer, but questions about nursery songs, that is no bueno.
Lloyd: Cow goes moo, chicken goes cluck, pig goes oink, but I never could figure out what sound the rooster makes. I tried asking Roy earlier, and he says that the rooster goes "cock a doodle doo", but asking him was pointless...I didn't come to him for cooking lessons, I just want to find out what sound a rooster makes! Is that so hard to ask?
"Move aside, buddy!" Mario pushed Lloyd out of the way and Link grabbed the phone before it fell on the floor. The Hylian dialed the number of the nearest thrift store in the Smash Mansion's vicinity. The mission? To destroy every single copy of Hotel Mario and Link: The Faces of Evil there is in existence.
"Hello, this is the David Green speaking..." the dude on the phone answered, but before he could continue...
"Tell me how many copies of Hotel Mario and Link: The Faces of Evil you have in stock!" demanded Link. Clearly him and Mario are very adamant about eradicating the very existence of those two crappy games, and they'll do anything at all costs until their deed is done.
"Um, I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any copies of..."
"Don't lie to me mister, we know you're hiding those games somewhere safe!" ...Ness should have known better than to show Mario and Link those video games he found. Look at what he had done to our favorite video game characters...
"Gimme that-a phone!" Mario grabbed the phone from Link. "You listen here-a buddy, the games that my friend speaks-a of are an abomination to society and-a culture, and should be dispelled off at-a once! We will-a not stop until our demands are met!"
This caused the David Green guy to hang up on Mario. The plumber grew furious, as his face became red and steamed flared out of his ears - and his nostrils. When steam comes out your nose, you know you're extremely ticked.
"If that-a thrift store doesn't-a have the games, then Walmart does!" proclaimed Mario. If you were to look online for Hotel Mario and Link: The Faces of Evil, you will see that no copy of both games is in stock. But don't tell that to Mario and Link.
"To the computer room!" said Link. And that's were Mario and Link went.
Ganondorf was rather busy in his room, cleaning his beloved Sword of Sages with a cloth. Ever since Mario tried to sell the sword at the yard sale, the Demon Lord has become more protective of his trusty sword, and has now decided to carry it with him wherever he goes.
Ganondorf: At first, when I heard that Link carries his Master Sword wherever he goes, my instant thought was that the Hylian was drunk with power, and that he uses his sword for senseless things that carry little to no meaning. But after I word that he some kid stole Link's sword, I suddenly became more conscious of my sword - individuals like Wario might steal the sword to scratch his butt! Do you know how horrendous that would sound? Wario, a man more fatter than an obese orca, using my precious Sword of Sages as a personal butt scratcher...I would need all the sanitizing products in the world if that were to transpire.
"Ganondorf, you gotta check this video out!" Knuckles barged into Ganondorf's room, much to the Demon Lord's chagrin. Internally he was hoping that the echidna wasn't showing him a rap video, which he has been perfecting for some time now. Ganondorf is readying his arm for a wicked Warlock Punch in the event Knuckles were to show him such video.
"Whatever you're about to show me better be entertaining," said Ganondorf, concerned by Knuckles' childish giggling. His giggling was causing the Demon Lord to lose a lot of faith in whatever he was about to watch.
Then Knuckles showed him the video of Marth and Luigi dancing. Ganondorf tried to maintain his serious visage, doing his best not to crack a smile, but it was no use. The Demon Lord fell to the floor in laughter.
"Ha ha, knew you'd like it!" Knuckles gleamed as Ganondorf laughed his butt off...but not literally though, that would be very weird and also physically impossible. Knuckles has to show it to Cloud now - he made the mighty Demon Lord Ganondorf crack his serious visage, maybe he can get to Cloud's indifference and apathy.
Wolf was recording Ludwig, Donkey Kong, and Lucina as they casually walked through the hallways. According to Wolf, the horror movie will be a found footage film - think of it as Paranormal Activity, but crappier.
"Man, I can sure go for some grub!" Donkey Kong exclaimed, rubbing his stomach.
"Now is not the time to be worrying about food and such," stated Ludwig. "We're stuck inside this mansion, and we have to find a way out or we'll be stuck in this wretched place forever!" Gotta think of it, the halls have lighting...Wolf really needs to address that issue while he edits the film. Too much lightning will make the movie more crappy than it already is now.
"Rather be stuck here than that lousy gas station down the street! Boy that place smells!"
Ludwig, Donkey Kong, and Lucina all shared a laugh. Lucina's laughter wasn't that spectacular, given that she's always serious and at times unable to decipher a joke.
"Ain't that the truth doe..." said the swordswoman. Words cannot begin to describe how painful it was for her to say that.
Chrom: Apparently Wolf's movie goes like this - Lucina, Donkey Kong, and Ludwig are the main characters, and they are stuck inside a "scary" mansion, which they have to find a way to get out. The main antagonist of the movie is Pit, who is playing as Undertaker from the WWE. He's gonna follow around the trio under his Undertaker persona, and he's gonna do a lot of "frightening" things that will scare the trio. Viridi and Sonic are supposed to show up during the movie as well, with Viridi as a witch, and Sonic as her apprentice...stuff like this, you just can't make up on your own no matter how hard you try.
"And scene!" yelled Wolf. Ludwig, Donkey Kong, and Lucina all sighed happily, after doing perhaps the most cringe-worthy scene of the movie...even though it was only the opening scene. "Lucina, your laughing is awful, it sounds boring and unauthentic. Can you take a joke?"
"Honestly I didn't know it was a joke until Ludwig and Donkey Kong started laughing," stated Lucina. "I'm sorry, it won't happen again."
"Yo Wolf, when are me and Viridi gonna appear in the movie?" Sonic called out from a hallway closet, which Wolf instructed the hedgehog and the goddess of nature to stay in until further notice. As for Pit...who knows where the heck that kid is.
"Shut up and stay inside that closet! Also, make sure Pit doesn't do anything stupid or insane!"
"But Pit isn't even in here..." stated Viridi. Wolf groaned out of frustration, he knew he should have tied Pit's hands and feet together. The angel would be bound to run away out of utter boredom.
"Drat! He would run away when I least expect it! Ooh, once I get my hands on him..."
"Hey what's going on?" Bowser approached Wolf, drinking from his "Best Dad Ever" mug. The mug had some paint fingerprints on it, likely at the hands of Lemmy. That boy sure loves some paint! "Why do you have a camera in your hand?"
"For your information Bowser, I'm shooting a horror movie, and it's gonna be..."
"You're making a movie without ME?!" Bowser sounded slightly offended. The Koopa King lives for horror movies - he would stay up all night watching them until Mario tells him to go to bed, like he's supposed to be his mother. Bowser even showed his Koopalings a few horror movies, and would threaten to ground them forever if they refused to watch them all the way to the end. Poor children still have nightmares to this very day.
"Look man, I wanted to cast you into the movie, but I want to go in a...different direction." Wolf has done it now - he has greatly angered the mighty Bowser, and is fearing for his life.
Bowser: Wolf should have known by now that when it comes to horror movies, I'm the grandaddy, the horror aficionado! Someone is shooting a horror movie, let's say it's about a chainsaw massacre, and then they put me in the movie, and BOOM! I use my awesome chainsaw to rip those lousy teenagers to shreds, and then I do the same thing to myself so I won't get caught!...What? It sounds very graphic?! Bunch of wussies...
"I demand that you insert me in this movie in some capacity, if you know what's good for you," said Bowser. Wolf accepts Bowser's offer, and he can continue his horror movie in peace. Wolf declines the offer, and he'll be in the hospital for an indefinite amount of time.
"If you want to be in it so badly, then I'll give you a spot," sighed Wolf. Eventually he's gonna regret doing this.
"Count us in as well."
Much to Wolf's chagrin, Cloud and Meta Knight appeared, and it seems like they want to be in the horror movie as well. This shocked the wolf, for these two swordsmen refuse to be a part of things.
"Get lost, I have enough characters already!" frowned Wolf. "And besides, you're cutting into my filming time!"
Cloud held out a bag of money, made clear by the dollar sign on it - Wolf's kryptonite. If it were possible, Wolf's eyes would have turned into dollar bills.
"You got a deal!" Wolf vigorously shook Cloud's and Meta Knight's hands, aspiring to get that bag of money once the film is concluded.
"Remember what we came here for," Cloud whispered to Meta Knight.
"Yes I remember; our goal is to get to Sonic, and tickle him for forcing Tails to sedate Master Hand," Meta Knight whispered back. Cloud gave the knight a weird look - but hey, at least Meta Knight knows three-fourths of what they came here for.
"Whoever said anything about tickling Sonic? We're just going to question him for his wrongdoing. The punishment will come at a later time."
"I just don't know what happened," Ness said while in a discussion with Lucas, Ike, and Bowser Jr in the cafe. "All I did was show those games to Mario and Link, and they were freaking out, like they had seen a giant huntsman spider and it had wings. Then they went on this rant about how the games are the worst of their kind, and how they should no longer exist..."
"Well I can't say I blame them, especially when you consider the titles..." Ike said while folding his arms.
Ike: A game with a title of Hotel Mario is not really that promising...unless you're into mindless iPhone games. And Link: The Faces of Evil...why is there no mention of Zelda in the title?! Am I the only one who has a problem with that?
"It would be best to leave Mario and Link alone, they probably suck at those games, and seeing them brought back painful memories," assured Lucas. Like his friend Ness, he's oblivious to how downright horrendous the games are. R.O.B would have to educate these fools on some video game knowledge...though the knowledge they need in this case should not be required by all means. Speaking of R.O.B...
"WOULD YOU CARE...FOR SOME ESPRESSO?" the robot approached the boys, holding out a coffee tray with cups of hot espresso on top.
"You betcha!" Bowser Jr quickly grabbed a cup and sipped the coffee, before sighing out of divine happiness.
"Aren't you a bit too young to be drinking coffee?" asked a certain Umbra Witch. Bayonetta showed up, grabbing a cup of espresso and sipped some of the coffee. Even when she's sipping coffee, she still makes the very action look hot - at least according to Ike. The swordsman was looking at her while she was sipping her coffee, drooling from the mouth, but only a little.
"Cut it out man," Lucas nudged Ike, and the swordsman stopped, regaining his usual composure.
"You're right," Bowser Jr placed his coffee on a coffee table. "I should be eating my candy instead!" The young Koopa reached into his nonexistent pocket - a pocket that's almost like a black whole, just like Kirby's stomach - reaching for his bag of candy.
But the bag of candy wasn't there! Bowser Jr looked around frantically, wondering where it could be.
"My bag of sweets has gone missing!" he panicked. "Oh where could they be?!"
"No need to be so worrisome Junior, Isabelle loses her belongings too!" stated Ike. Bowser Jr hit the swordsman with an inquisitive look; of course Isabelle loses her belongings, she's forgetful like that, it's a part of her nature.
"Isabelle is mistake-prone, she lost her wallet and it took forever to find it. Me, on the other hand, I keep track of my stuff!"
"Hey guys, has Knuckles shown you any video?" Marth appeared in the cafe. Everyone looked at each other, wondering what the heck Marth was talking about.
"Not to our knowledge, he hasn't," replied Bayonetta. "But eventually when time comes around, he might show it to us - but who knows?"
"Well if he does, just tell him that you're not interested. That is all."
So Marth exited the cafe, and a while after he left...everyone in the cafe burst out laughing, including R.O.B. Evidently they did see the video of Marth and Luigi dancing, but at an earlier time. And so the embarrassment continues...
Ike: Knuckles showed me the video while I was adjusting a vase in the hallway, and I was laughing so hard, that I dropped the vase on the floor and broke it in the process! But hey, it was totally worth it...
Bayonetta: Ah, Marth and Luigi dancing was one of the funniest things I've ever had the pleasure to see! Would it bee too humiliating for them to play that video at the wedding after-party? After all, the party is supposed to be entertainment for the wedding guests...
R.O.B: MARTH THE HERO-KING...THE KING OF POROUS DANCING...
Mario and Link arrived at the computer room, where Yuffie was using the computer Knuckles had used to create his grotesque mixtape cover for his first mixtape, Chaotix; Fox, Falco, Little Mac, Doc Louis, Sheik, and Greninja were bunched up around her. Samus was sitting at a computer filing her nails, waiting for Knuckles to return with the video, for it was the only thing she needed to complete the wedding website. The female Inkling was playing checkers with her male counterpart in another part of the room.
"Make his head bigger!" Fox suggested to Yuffie.
"Add some colors to make it brighter!" Sheik suggested as well.
"Have the background as chocolate!" You know the certain individual that would suggest such a thing. If you thought anyone other than Doc Louis, then clearly you haven't been paying any attention.
"Ugh, Doc, for the last time, we're not including chocolate in the cover, get over it," Yuffie groaned, aggravated by the many chocolate suggestions Doc kept spewing out. "If you want to feature chocolate on some mixtape cover, how about you just go record your own mixtape and go from there!"
"Heck no, girl, I ain't doing that! Rap is..." Doc Louis was about to go on an anti-rap tangent, until Greninja rested his hand on his shoulder, motioning him not to. Everyone heaved a silent relieving sigh; the ninja Pokemon just saved them from endless verbal torture.
Yuffie: Chocolate this, chocolate that...everything that spews out of Doc's mouth has something to do with chocolate, one way or another! Makes me wonder how he would live without chocolate in his life...
Doc Louis: What would I do if I were living in a world without chocolate? Oh, it's pretty simple - I take all the money out of my banking account, use it to buy a home in Hawaii, fly me and Little Mac over there, and live in Hawaii for the rest of my life...until I invent chocolate there. Crisis averted!
"Aaaaand...finished!" exclaimed Yuffie, after finishing editing the mixtape cover. The cover featured Team Chaotix - Vector the Crocodile, Espio the Chameleon, and Charmy Bee, though with some slight modifications; Vector was slimmer, Espio had a bigger head, and Charmy...Charmy looked like a Picasso painting. "So what do you guys think?"
"Eh, it's a lot better than the original cover, I suppose," Little Mac offered his opinion. Everyone else nodded their heads in agreement; a blank white cover would be eons better than the travesty Knuckles had in mind.
"Move aside, woman!" Link, after waiting quietly with Mario for the right moment, shoved Yuffie to the floor and closed out of the photo editing program, not even bothering to save the ninja's work. He then went on the Internet and to the Walmart website, typing in Hotel Mario in the search box.
"Dude what the heck?!" frowned Yuffie. Fox and Falco, being the gentlemen that they are, helped the ninja girl up.
"Link can't you just go on another computer, there's plenty of computers in this room!" stated Sheik. Now would be the time for her to revert back to Zelda, and serve as the logical voice of reason.
"We don't-a have much time left!" replied Mario, who was kneeling next to Link and serving as his (im)moral guide of sorts. "We have an-a issue on our hands!"
"And what exactly could this 'issue' possibly be?!"
"Hotel Mario...Link: The Faces of Evil...those-a games are still in existence, and must-a be terminated immediately!"
Sheik sighed and facepalmed, out of both disappointment and humiliation. This is why leaving Mario and Link by themselves was a bad idea, since they would start acting all crazy. Peach should have invited them to the tea party...
"Zelda?" Peach poked her head through the computer room door, and saw Sheik, standing next to Greninja. Things just got awkward for Sheik. "Oh, so you would rather spend time with Yuffie and Greninja, under your little Sheik persona, rather than spending time with your best friend?!"
"Peach it's not what you think..." Sheik tried to calm Peach down, but it was no use - the princess of Mushroom Kingdom was beginning to tear up. When Peach starts to tear up, you know you really upset her real good.
"I don't want to hear any more from you!" Peach ran off, sobbing to herself. Sheik - or in this case, Zelda - was feeling pretty bad about herself.
Little Mac: Can't blame Zelda for ditching Peach, tea parties are the worst - all you do is just sit at a table, and drink some stupid tea! *sardonically* "Ooh, look at us, we're sipping tea, just like the British do! Good day, ma'am, care for a spot of tea? HEE HEE HEE HEE!" *sighs deeply, regaining composure* The British brought over some of the worst things over to America...
"Peach wait up!" Sheik reverted back to Zelda, and ran after Peach. While this was going on, Mario and Link - oblivious to what just went down between Zelda and Peach - were disappointed and shocked to learn that Walmart didn't have copies of either Hotel Mario or Link: The Faces of Evil. All hope was seemingly lost, until...
"Check-a Target and see if they have-a the games!" suggested Mario. Link nodded and did as he was told. But this wasn't until Samus yanked the computer plug, and stared intently at Mario and Link. She was applying one of John Marston's bounty hunting tips in this situation - the glare of intent, as explained in Chapter 7 of Marston's book - and Link was sharing the same feeling Mario felt when Samus did this to the plumber back in episode seven.
"To the office, NOW," she demanded of Mario and Link. When Samus speaks, you either listen, or get pummeled.
"But the doctor is..." Mario began, only to be slapped by Samus. The bounty hunter was using Mario's mannerisms as Dr. Mario against him!
"I don't care, go there immediately!" Mario and Link followed Samus' orders, and scampered out of the computer room.
"Man, she's really good," Yuffie nudged Falco, pointing at Samus. The bounty hunter quietly returned to her computer seat, acting as if nothing happened. According to the Marston book, a good bounty hunter must always remain calm after solving problems.
"That's why nobody wants to mess with her, ever," responded Falco. The avian pilot couldn't be any more right.
Palutena was in the kitchen, cooking as usual, when Knuckles approached her with the phone.
"I take it you have a rap song to share with me?" Palutena asked while she was cooking vegetable soup. She didn't even bother to look up to face Knuckles - when you spend as much time in the kitchen as the goddess of light does, you always know who's present in the kitchen, and if you're like Palutena, you can even guess correctly why that person is there (most of the time).
"Not exactly, but whatever I'm about to show you, you're gonna enjoy it..." Knuckles grinned. Palutena better be ready...
"Well what are you waiting for, just show me already!"
So Knuckles did just that - he showed the dancing video to Palutena, and the goddess of light was biting her lower lip, trying not to smile. In some instances, biting your lower lip can prevent you from bursting into fits of laughter, but for Palutena, it didn't work, as the goddess laughed profusely at the video.
"What's so funny?" Popo asked as he and Nana showed up. Knuckles then showed the Ice Climbers the video, and like Palutena, were laughing so hard their stomachs were getting all cramped. Stomach cramps are the worst, but when you're in a laughing state, who cares about the pain?
Popo: Oh man, I haven't laughed that hard since forever! Wonder if Knuckles showed that video to that young witch girl, I bet she would be in tears!
Nana: That "young witch girl" has a name you know...
Popo: Of course she has a name, she wouldn't be able to live without one! Her name...is Luna Lovegood! Wait, that's from the Harry Potter series, isn't it?
Nana: *facepalms*
"Glad you guys enjoyed the video!" gleamed Knuckles, though Palutena and the Ice Climbers were too busy laughing to listen to Knuckles. As long as the echidna had them in a laughing mood, that's what matters the most. "Time to move on to the next person!"
Back to Wolf's horror movie. Donkey Kong, Ludwig, and Lucina entered the gaming room, and saw Cloud, Meta Knight, and Bowser...and they were all dead! Well, not really, they were told by Wolf to play dead. It was the only way he could include the men in his film.
"Dead bodies!" Ludwig exclaimed. The three protagonists inspected each body, checking their pulse and whatnot. Who knows what the whatnot part is.
"This doesn't look dope at all, especially for a young shawty like myself," stated Lucina. Words cannot even begin to describe how unnerving it was for the swordsman to say those words. The entire delivery and poise of her lines just sounded...awkward, beyond words. "Lots of shorties gettin' themselves killed these days..."
Lucina: *shudders*
"Sup my groovy people!" K.K. entered the scene, playing his trusty guitar, and not aware that he was in a movie. He then saw Cloud and the others lying on the floor. "Can someone explain to me what's going on?"
"Get him out of there..." Wolf quietly said to the trio while gritting his teeth in anger. His film is sucking already, can't have K.K. Slider make it suck even more.
"They're dead!" exclaimed Donkey Kong, trying his best to stay in touch in the scene while finding a way to get K.K away. "Run for your life, or you'll end up being dead like them!"
"Hoo boy, can't let it happen to me, not just yet!" K.K. followed Donkey Kong's advice, and scampered out of the gaming room.
"Run shorty run, don't look back!" yelled Lucina, feeling a sense of regret for saying this out loud. This whole Shaniqua character obviously isn't working out pretty well for her, but Wolf doesn't care about how he feels, he cares about his horror movie and how awful...erm, great, it's gonna be.
"Are we done with the scene?" Cloud lifted up his head after K.K. Slider had left. Meta Knight and Bowser all followed suit. Despite the commotion that was going on, these three men still managed to play dead without moving a single inch. They would be the perfect extras in any Hollywood film!
"...Yes," Wolf replied with a heavy sigh. His film was about to be tarnished by K.K. Slider, but thankfully Donkey Kong saved the day and expelled the hippie dog. Let's just hope K.K. didn't take the gorilla seriously and alert the brawlers that Cloud, Meta Knight, and Bowser are dead for real...
Cloud: Just finished the scene in the gaming room, and still no sign of Sonic. Wolf told me that he would be Viridi's apprentice, but I don't see how Viridi being a witch and all would fit in a movie with Pit as the Undertaker...
"Next scene will feature Viridi and Sonic," explained Wolf. "Hopefully they're still in the closet. I've already asked Roy to search for Pit, and he has yet to return. I'm starting to worry about what Pit might be up to..."
"Pit! Where you you buddy?" Roy trekked through the mansion, in search for Pit. But the angel was nowhere to be found, and Roy was getting worried about his well-being. What if Pit ran outside, and got struck by a moving truck? Or even worse - he accidentally flies into a dumpster truck, and gets shredded to pieces! The very thought of these things happening made Roy even more nervous than he's supposed to be.
"Out with the old, in with the new..." Gil said depressingly as he walked past Roy holding some chests. According to Mario, storing items in secret chests is an insecure thing to do, especially if you have privacy issues, and so Gil was cleaning out his room by removing the chests after overhearing Mario. It's not what he wanted to do, but whatever Mario says, you gotta do it. If Mario tells you to urinate inside a public transportation bus, then you might as well do it if you know what's good for ya.
Gil: Apparently I have to store all my comic books somewhere else, since secret chests are pointless, but I just don't know where to store them...I would put them in the library, but people like Kirby would scribble all over them in crayon. And if Wario sees them, he'll start calling me a nerd and attempt to entice me to read his magazines. I would never want to read Wario's magazines, since I am very overprotective of my innocence...to this day I still don't know what Tumblr is and how it works, and why it's so darn popular.
"Gil, have you seen Pit lately?" Roy asked the de facto librarian. It always helps to ask a good librarian, since they always have the answers...but don't ask them for romantic advice, that's one area they're unable to answer questions for.
"If I remember correctly, he's with Kirby caretaking a family of Waddle Dees in one of the hallway closets," replied Gil. The level of intrigue caused Roy's eyebrow to rise.
"A Waddle Dee family? How did I not know this? How does anyone else not know this?!"
"As far as I'm concerned, Dedede, Game & Watch, and Cloud know about the family, and I'm definitely sure Master Hand knows too. King Dedede acts like he's doing all sorts of awesome things for the family, yet he's only doing the bare minimum such as providing water bottles and water flavorings. Now he's moved on to..."
Gil was too busy talking to realize that Roy was gone. The de facto librarian shrugged, and continued on his way.
Mario and Link sat in Dr. Mario's office, just as they were told. Though they were itching - itching to accomplish their goal of eradicating the very existence of both Hotel Mario and Link: The Faces of Evil, regardless of the amount of effort required. Isabelle came into the office, wielding a clipboard.
"Greetings Sir Mario and Link!" greeted the dog. "Samus has notified me that you two have 'gone in over your heads', is that correct?" Mario and Link didn't answer, they just looked grumpy and had their arms folded, like they were holding a grudge against someone. "Great! Let me get situation here..." Isabelle grabbed a stool and sat on top of it.
"Here to waste-a our precious time, I assume?" asked Mario, too furious to look at Isabelle.
"Not quite...I'm here to share with you some crucial information. I looked on database online, and according to the records...Hotel Mario nor Link: The Faces of Evil exist!"
"You serious?!" Link's eyes widened, and had a similar reaction. Was Isabelle pulling their leg? They had to know immediately!
"Yup, the copies you broke were the last copies of both games. So Hotel Mario and Link: The Faces of Evil are no longer in existence in physical form!
"We did it!" Link celebrated with Mario as the two were giving each other handshakes and bumping fists and all that nonsense. Isabelle let out a sigh as she wiped away sweat from her forehead - another good deed done by the lovely Isabelle.
Isabelle: Those records from the database? Completely made those up. If I learned anything from leading Mario and Link around the mansion, it was that they're very gullible in their delusioned state, and so I took heavy advantage of their gullibility and solved the non-issue once and for all!
Link: Hotel Mario and Link: The Faces of Evil may no longer exist physically...but what about online?! People from all over the world can just go on YouTube and watch gameplay of those putrid games! They'll be exposed to atrocities never seen by man!
Mario: Link, I think you have-a been drinking way too much-a coffee before this whole-a situation began...
"Glad that's-a finally over..." said Mario as he and Link exited the office. No physical copies of the games they despise so much are in existence...or so they think.
"Wonder how Peach and Zelda are handling things..." wondered Link, unaware of the situation regarding the two.
Zelda found Peach all alone by herself in her room, crying her eyes out. Though it is impossible for one to cry their eyes out, for a wave of tears cannot simply push the eyeballs out of their sockets. But you know what that figure of speech means.
"Is everything alright?" Zelda asked, entering the room. Clearly everything wasn't alright, since Peach turned the other way after seeing Zelda.
"Surprised to see you're not hanging out with your new friends..." said the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. Is she still butthurt that Zelda skipped on her tea party? When is that girl gonna realize that Zelda has other things to do than have tea parties with her?! She has a stinking boyfriend, for crying out loud, sames goes for Peach!
"I just came here to check on you...I'm your best friend after all."
"Don't feed me with your lies, it's become blantantly obvious that you would rather be friends with Greninja and Yuffie, under your silly Sheik persona!"
"First of all, Sheik is not a silly persona of mine." Zelda gets offended whenever anyone criticizes Sheik, she takes the ninja persona very seriously - such as was an example now. "And secondly, I have other friends aside from you, and I'm sure you have friends aside from myself."
"Well, that is true...but we have so much things in common as princesses, we're practically BFFs! Nobody else has the kind of friendship we do..."
"Look, Peach, sure nobody has the same friendly bond as the both of us, but sometimes, we gotta venture out of those bonds, and establish new ones. It's all a simple part of life..."
"I suppose you're right...sorry for venting out my frustrations on you earlier."
"Apology accepted." Looks like Zelda's and Peach's friendship is back in order.
Pit: Me and my pal Kirby, we're here in this closet, bugging out with this awesome Waddle Dee family, perhaps the nicest beings on earth, but you can say that about any Waddle Dee...Roy what are you doing here, you're ruining my talking head segment...and why are you grabbing my fake beard?! Where are you taking me?! I demand an answer at once...
Kirby watched as his buddy Pit - adorned in an Undertaker outfit, complete with the hat and beard and all - was being dragged away by Roy. All the pink puffball could do was scratch his head in confusion - he would step in and get his friend back, but it wasn't worth facing the fury of Roy's binding blade.
"Step aside dude, let a grown adult handle this," King Dedede appeared behind Kirby, startling the pink puffball. What if Kirby is a grown adult, just like King Dedede, and uses his cutesy appearance to make himself look younger than he's supposed to be? Kirby might be a middle-aged being!
"Ooh wah?" asked Kirby, wondering why the king of Dream Land was pushing him to the curb all of a sudden.
"Please Kirby, I gotta prove to everyone else that I'm an excellent caretaker! Only thing I did for this here family was provide water...and now I'm gonna start providing them with napkins, to wipe their faces with! Moving on to more crucial needs now!" What need can possibly be more crucial than water?! This penguin... "I'm sorry, but I won't be able to accomplish anything with you in the way!"
Not wanting to start any drama with King Dedede, Kirby went away, minding his own business. Time to move on to something else.
Ludwig, Donkey Kong, and Lucina were in Ashley's room with Viridi and Sonic, where Viridi was a witch and Sonic was her apprentice. The goddess of nature was stirring Ashley's goblet, just like how a stereotypical witch would. Wolf was filming the entire scene.
"We found some dead bodies in this mansion," Ludwig placed Meta Knight on the bed. Donkey Kong, who was holding Cloud in his arms, placed the swordsman on the bed as well. Bowser? Well he's extremely heavy, and nobody likes him, so who cares about him?
"Ah, I see..." cackled Viridi, sporting a witch accent - if such an accent were to exist. "Perhaps a mighty potion will be able to revive them...assistant, quickly, fetch me the revival potion!"
"Revival potion?" Sonic said after Viridi woke the hedgehog up from his sleep. Sleeping while Wolf is filming...the Star Wolf pilot is not gonna like that. "One potion, coming right up!"
Sonic: Before I was set to appear in the movie, I decided to catch some Z's in the closet with Viridi and get some sleep in before Viridi and I did our thing. But that numskull Wolf had the nerve to interrupt my sleep, just when I was about to sleep for real! (The first minutes or so, I was just resting my eyes and getting situated.) Does he not know how integral sleep is to a speeding animal like myself?!
Sonic scrambled through Ashley's cupboard, in search for a potion. It didn't matter what potion he chose - just as long as he keeps in touch with the scene. The hedgehog grabbed a potion, and handed it to Viridi.
"This potion should do..." Viridi looked at the vial intently, before pouring the contents of the potion into the concoction inside the goblet.
Suddenly the lights in the room went out. Everyone in the room were panicking and fearing for their lives.
"Aw naw, we ain't having none of this now!" exclaimed Lucina. Her playing as "Shaniqua" was getting more and more cringe-worthy by the minute.
Then the lights flickered back on, and standing at the doorway...was the Undertaker! Or Pit, rather, with his Undertaker get-up. Wolf made sure he had every bit of Pit on the camera frame.
"It's...it's the Undertaker!" Donkey Kong exclaimed, though he didn't sound that frightened at all. He treated the Undertaker's (Pit's) appearance like it was something trivial, like, "Look, it's a painting of Mario!" The emotion and charisma was nowhere to be seen!
"You have no place here in my mansion..." Pit said in a deep voice, sounding as scary and deathly as the Undertaker would sound. "Now you will end up like those who dared to trespass here. Prepare to die..."
"Oh no you don't!" Donkey Kong ran up to Pit, but the angel grabbed the gorilla by the neck, and walked him towards the door. Then, in true Undertaker fashion, he choke-slamed Donkey Kong through the window, breaking it in the process. Who knew Pit was capable of displaying such strength?
Viridi: *sighs lovingly* I had never known Pit to be so strong, especially after what he did to Donkey Kong...I should have known better than to take his small frame for granted...
"Who's next?" Pit turned around to face Lucina, Ludwig, Viridi, and Sonic, who were trembling. They all ran away from Pit, who chased after them, while Wolf recorded the chase. The only person who didn't escape was Sonic - who was immediately apprehended by Cloud and Meta Knight.
"Um, guys, aren't you supposed to be playing dead?" the hedgehog asked the two swordsmen. "Way to remain in character!"
"Why did you order Tails to sedate Master Hand?!" Cloud interrogated Sonic, serious and angry in his tone.
"So I wouldn't have to give Master Hand another hand massage?" Sonic eyed around the room curiously, surprised to learn that Cloud and Meta Knight didn't share the same rationale as him. "What's up with you guys asking me these dumb questions all the time? You're starting to bug me out!"
"You're definitely going to pay for your actions..." Meta Knight told Sonic. Then he smelt a very strong odor - when an individual like Meta Knight smells something, with his mask on nonetheless, you know the smell is very pungent. "Where is that awful smell coming from?!"
In Master Hand's room, Wii Fit Trainer and Tails were giving Master Hand a hand massage. Sonic was supposed to do this, but you know what happened.
"I feel like such a bad guy for following up Sonic," Tails held his head in shame. "That dude can really press a really hard bargain..."
"Don't feel so down on yourself, it's not entirely your fault," assured Wii Fit Trainer. "Sonic has his ways of charming others - he's quite the expert when it comes to enticing and taking advantage of others."
"Master Hand?" Robin ran into the room, only to see the creator of the Smash universe lying on his bed. Why does he even need a bed? "...Anyone can explain why Master Hand is in the the state he's in?
"Sonic," Wii Fit Trainer and Tails said simultaneously. Right from the get-go, Robin knew that no more questions were needed.
Robin: Even to this day, I still feel like an idiot for getting myself involved in Sonic's food stamp shenanigans. The worst part about was when he refused to share none of the food with me, as well as the others. I thought Sonic only eats chili dogs, why did he need all the food for himself?!
King Dedede: Well you won't believe what I found in the basement! So I was with the Waddle Dee family, and I had to use the bathroom, and after my bathroom break, I felt someone intrigued to see what was in the basement. And would you know it, there were stacks of food down there, and I saw a note saying, "SAVE THIS FOOD FOR THE APOCALYPSE". Judging by the handwriting, Sonic might have written the note...anyway, I took the food to the Waddle Dee family, thanks to the Ice Climbers' help, and now I'm the most generous person in this mansion! And they say I'm greedy...
"Wario let out a giant fart outside the mansion, and it resulted in a giant cloud of toxic fumes in the surrounding area," explained Robin. "I was notified to alert Master Hand, but I see he's a bit incapacitated."
"Can't hurt for us to investigate," shrugged Tails. What could possibly go wrong?
Before they could head outside, Wii Fit Trainer and Tails - bring Master Hand with them, because leaving him by himself in his room wouldn't be the wisest thing to do - were given gas masks by Corrin, who was also wearing one, albeit incorrectly.
"Hopefully you'll use these masks a lot better than I do," said the prince of Nohr, who was wearing his gas mask upside down. He walked away, only to bump into a wall. When will that guy ever learn...
"Let's do this!" Wii Fit Trainer put on her face mask, and Tails did the same. They headed out the front door, and were caught off-guard by a green cloud of flatulence. Proto Man, Mega Man X, and a few air-based Robot Masters, such as Air Man, Wind Man, Tornado Man, Gyro Man, and Tengu Man were doing their best to blow the fumes away. Olimar and Alph did their part, spraying air freshener everywhere they went. Elsewhere, Wario was being interrogated by Lucario about the stinky act he caused.
"Master Hand instructed you not to consume those spicy onions since they have high flatulence, isn't that right?" asked Lucario.
"Yes he did..." Wario grinned innocently. Innocence won't work with Master Hand, and it won't work with Lucario either. "But you know how when an angry mother tells their child not to eat a certain item, but they eat it anyway?"
"I'm aware of that, usually happens in most cartoons..." Lucario watches cartoons?! The aura Pokemon has some depths that have never been explored before...
"Him telling no only raised my level of intrigue, and I had to eat those onions! I'm so sorry, my temptations know no bounds!"
Wario: They were just sitting there on the kitchen counter...evidently somebody had to eat, otherwise they would have gotten cold! Something in my mind told me to eat the onions, and so I did it! At first I was hoping to be a hero for once, not letting those onions spoil...but after the problem I caused, I'm nothing more than a lousy villain! *sobs*
Suddenly, Master Hand started to come alive, as his fingers were moving. In a matter of seconds, he was instantly back levitating in the air. The creator of the Smash universe is back to his regular, healthy form!
"Ah, nothing like the smell of Wario's toxic butt fumes to wake me from my slumber!" he exclaimed. Does Master Hand have invisible nostrils? How is this even possible, given that he's a mere body part?
"We...will...try and ignore that," Tails chuckled nervously. Nobody ever suspected Wario's flatulence to be somewhat of a remedy for the mighty Master Hand.
"Glad to see you're back to normal, Master Hand," Alph approached the giant hand, accompanied by Olimar.
"Some guests would like to see you," added Olimar. Appearing before Master Hand was Team Chaotix - Vector the Crocodile, Espio the Chameleon, and Charmy Bee. These dudes have been buddies with Knuckles for a pretty substantial time.
"Fine pleasure to meet you, Master Hand," greeted Vector the Crocodile, displaying a strong sense of humility before the Smash universe creator. "You're probably wondering what business we have here, aren't you?"
"Paying your colleague Knuckles a visit?" assumed Master Hand. Knuckles could deserve a break from Sonic, Tails, and many of the weirdos that reside at the mansion and mess up the echidna's cranium with their antics.
"Not exactly," replied Espio. "We had received a phone call from that canine guitar player, K.K. Slider, stating that three of the brawlers were dead."
"Three brawlers dead?!" Master Hand previously wanted a chin to stroke, and now he wants some eyes, just so he could bulge them out in shock. "Usually when someone dies, I'm always the first to know...if I weren't in a incapacitated state! Sonic must have drugged me so he wouldn't have to give me another hand massage!
"Um, Master Hand..." Tails began, before Wii Fit Trainer closed his lips. One more peep from the fox, and he'll face Master Hand's wrath.
"I shall confront him at once!" Master Hand went back inside the mansion, searching for Sonic and ready to unleash his ultimate anger on the hedgehog.
"Sonic is about to get it now..." said Charmy, feeling slightly sympathetic for Sonic. "Shall we start the investigation?"
"Better now than never, as I would say!" replied Vector, sporting a grin that can easily be trademarked.
"You never said that ever..." Espio pointed out, only to get bonked on the head by Vector.
Wolf was now shooting the last scene, which took place in the library. Pit (a.k.a. the Undertaker) had Ludwig, Lucina, and Viridi near a bookcase. Brawlers that were present inside the library were being noisy and watched the scene unfold.
"Nah dawg, I ain't goin' out like this, this ain't tight at all!" panicked Lucina. Chrom, who was present in the library, covered his face in the book he was reading and laughed quietly. Good thing Lucina can't see this, would be very humiliating to a degree...
Chrom: Lucina playing as this "Shaniqua" character is both a good thing and a bad thing. Sure, the role is embarrassing for Lucina - and that's an understatement, but with it, she's showing some depth in her acting abilities.
"Your time ends here..." Pit seethed, getting his arm ready to deliver another chokeslam. Who will be the next "fatality"? Who will be...
"So we meet again...brother..."
Pit looked behind him and saw his doppelganger Dark Pit, wearing a red mask and body suit. If you're familiar with wrestling, then you're probably aware that he's playing as Kane - the brother of the Undertaker (but only in the wrestling storylines).
"K-Kane?!" Pit stammered, staying true to his character. In any other given instance, he would put Dark Pit on blast for referring to him as a brother, but in this movie, he'll give him a pass. "What business do you have here in my mansion?!"
"Let them go, or else..." demanded Dark Pit. "If you refuse to...you must fight me to the death!"
"Have it your way!" And so Pit and Dark Pit were in a fight for the ages - a lot of headlocking and grappling, the basic stuff that happens in most wrestling matches. The brawlers watched as the two did their thing - some crappy fighting was clearly more entertaining then what they were doing previously.
Dark Pit: Heard that Pit was apparently starring in Wolf's dumb horror film as the Undertaker...so I wanted to even out the dumbness and star myself as Undertaker's brother, Kane! Might have lost a few brain cells getting myself involved, but hey, an angel's gotta do what an angel's gotta do...
"The evil has been vanquished!" Dark Pit proclaimed, prevailing over Pit as he stood atop of his counterpart with his hat in his hand after beating the snot out of him. Wolf was all giddy, even though the conclusion of the movie was unlike any other in horror film history.
"Aaaaand...scene!" he exclaimed happily. "Thank you guys so much for putting so much effort into an awesome movie! What would I do without you..."
"Please tell me he was exaggerating when he said 'awesome'..." Ludwig told the others. Donkey Kong, Lucina, and Viridi all shared the same sentiments as the Koopaling, and surely enough anyone else will.
"Now it's time to get that bag of loot from Cloud..." Wolf ran out of the library in search for Cloud, seeking the bag of money from the swordsman.
"Where am I?" Bowser awoke after playing dead, only to realize he was still in the gaming room. "Aw, what, they didn't bother to tell me the scene was over?! Oh wait, I went back to sleep, and they didn't bother to come back for me...hehe."
"Hi!" Kirby showed up in the gaming room, and Bowser wanted to pummel the pink puffball into the ground. He has always found Kirby's unusual happiness to be slightly unnerving.
"Get away from me, you smiley creep, or I'll roast you to a crisp!" C'mon, Bowser, don't do such a harmful thing to Kirby!
"Excuse me guys, but has Knuckles shown you any video lately?" Marth appeared. At the sight of Marth, Kirby sucked up the Hero-King for whatever reason, and Bowser got sucked up too. Both men were sucked into Kirby's mouth, and the puffball ran off. What ulterior motive does Kirby have?
"Tying me to a coat hanger stand, how cute!" snorted Sonic, who was tied up to a coat hanger stand with Cloud and Meta Knight standing by. They were waiting for Master Hand to show up and punish Sonic for his devious actions.
"Dudes, you have to check this video out!" Knuckles ran up to the swordsmen and showed him the video of Marth and Luigi dancing. Meta Knight, after seeing the video, found himself chuckling, unable to contain his laughter. Cloud, on the other hand...could only crack a smile.
"Funny video," he responded. Knuckles was literally gaping at Cloud, disappointed that he was unable to get a bigger reaction from the uncaring blonde.
"It was worth a shot..." sighed the echidna.
Knuckles: Ganondorf laughed, Mewtwo laughed, Snake laughed, and even Meta Knight laughed...but Cloud only smiled! Did his parents raised him in a city where it's illegal to laugh or show high emotions?!
"Cloud give me my money!" Wolf ran up to Cloud, salivating at the very thought of money in his hands. "Give it to me now!"
"You mean this bag?" Cloud held up the bag for Wolf to see. The Star Wolf pilot excitedly nodded his head, holding out his hands.
"Is that my bag of candy?!" Bowser Jr confronted Cloud. "How dare you steal it from me!" The koopa snatched the bag from Cloud, and looked inside to see if he had the right bag. Indeed, it was full of candy. But Wolf didn't seem to buy it one bit.
"Gimme my money!" Wolf snatched the bag of sweets and ran away with it; Bowser Jr chased after him.
Cloud: Bowser Jr left his bag of candy on the cafe, and so I took it when he wasn't looking and drew a huge dollar sign on it, pretending it was full of money. It was the only way me and Meta Knight were able to be a part of Wolf's movie.
"Sonic the Hedgehog!" Master Hand magically appeared, showing himself in front of Sonic. When Master Hand says your full name, you know you're in trouble. "You dare sedate me just to avoid massaging my hand?!"
"Um, yes?" Sonic replied nervously, wanting to wet himself if he was only wearing pants. He would say Tails did it, but why would throw your friend under the bus like that?
"In that case, you must massage my hand every day until Luigi's wedding. Got it, mister?!" Sonic nodded his head in fright. "Excellent! As for you Knuckles, why do you have the female Inkling's phone in your hands?"
"Oh, I was just showing this video to everyone, it's pretty funny; you should see for yourself!" Knuckles showed the video to Master Hand, and the hand was laughing - so hard, his majestic voice nearly shook the foundation of the mansion. Master Hand laughed, but Cloud didn't...Cloud should be feeling really bad about himself, if he had only cared to do so.
"Now THAT was funny! What do you plan to do with it, share it online with the entire world?"
"Actually Samus was planning on uploading the video to Luigi's wedding website. I should give her the video now!"
"What are we waiting for, let us to the computer room! I must see this website for myself before it gets published!"
So everyone went to the computer room...everyone except for a particular hedgehog.
"Yeah you guys, just leave me all alone by myself..." said Sonic. "Always knew nobody here appreciates me..."
After spending much time with their girlfriends, Mario and Link went to Mario's room, and when they had opened the door, they saw Luigi on his bed, sitting in a fetal position with a blanket over his head. Mewtwo was comforting the plumber.
"I feel-a so embarrassed..." said Luigi. Mewtwo simply shook his head at the mustached man.
"What-a happened here?" asked Mario. It pains him to see his twin brother in such a nervous state...although it occurs most of the time - would have been all the time had Luigi's confidence not increased.
"Knuckles is showing everyone the video of Marth and Luigi dancing, and now Luigi's too petrified to come out of his room," explained Mewtwo. "Kinda tragic when you first think about it, but when you consider that it's Luigi..."
Mewtwo: Luigi is merely overreacting - when he ripped his pants at Daisy's birthday party, he just played it off and acted like nothing happened. Then Knuckles shows people the video of Luigi dancing, and... *chuckles* Ah, the very thought of that video is still very amusing...ha ha... *breaks into a laughing fit*
"How about we stand up to Knuckles, and demand that he deletes the video forever?" suggested Link. Now that all the caffeine is out of his body, the Hylian is acting more rational now.
"Samus wants-a to put the video up-a on the wedding website, it won't-a do any good..." Luigi shook his head in dismay. This man is no stranger to taking L's throughout his life, and he was ready to take another one today.
"Well it's-a never too late to tell-a her no!" proclaimed Mario. "To the computer room!"
Bowser Jr continued to chase after Wolf through the hallways, and when he got close to the wolf, he tackled him from behind, causing him to drop the bag of sweets. The bag fell on the floor, just when Team Chaotix showed up.
"Ooh, a bag of money!" Vector gleamed after spotting the dollar sign on the bag. He picked up said bag and looked inside, seeing it was nothing but candy. "This ain't money, but this will do!" He began eating the candy, and shared some of the candy with Espio and Charmy.
"How dare you eat my candy!" Bowser Jr growled, stomping his foot. "You're gonna pay!"
"Run away!" Vector yelled as he and his pals ran off. Bowser Jr was chasing after them. Hasn't there been enough chases in this episode already?
"Is there at least any money in that bag?" Wolf asked, chasing after Team Chaotix as well. Hoo boy...
Inside the computer, Yuffie was working yet again on the mixtape cover for Knuckles' mixtape, Chaotix, starting over from scratch. Fox, Falco, Little Mac, and Doc Louis had left the computer room, and so did the Inklings and Greninja. Samus was still present, and she was with Master Hand, Knuckles, Cloud, and Meta Knight, showing them the soon-to-be-complete wedding site - which Master Hand approved. All that was need to do now was upload the dancing video.
"May I see the phone please?" asked Samus, and Knuckles handed her the phone. Just when the bounty hunter was about to hook the USB cord from the computer to the phone...
"Stop-a where you are!" a more confident Luigi ran into the room, accompanied by Mario, Link, Mewtwo, ran into the computer room. The latter three are just there for support. "Don't you dare-a upload that video!"
Then Kirby ran into the computer room, and spat out Marth and Bowser on the floor. Marth got up, and saw that Samus was about to upload the video.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you..." warned the Hero-King. Bowser looked around, wondering what business he has here.
Marth: Being stuck inside Kirby's stomach...wasn't as bad as I thought. In fact, it feels...quite peaceful, I should say. I would actually live inside of it, if it were possible, but I know Kirby would have an issue with that...
"Oh yeah, why is that so?" asked Samus. She was just dying to get this website over with. "I need a video to complement the website..."
"The video in question is-a not the most suitable video!" Luigi said defiantly. "It's-a embarrassing, humiliating, and many other words!"
"Luigi is right, why not upload the video of Luigi dancing at Daisy's party - right before the pants incident?" suggested Marth. "Don't you have a video of that?"
"I believe it's on this computer's hard drive..." Samus was mainly against using the video Marth had suggested, it wouldn't be that funny if she had clipped out the bit where Luigi rips his pants. "If it's in the best interests of you and Luigi, then I'll just use that video instead..."
"Yes!" Luigi cheered, and Marth cheered as well. The two shared a bro hug, jumping up and down as their humiliation will no longer have to be online for the world to see. After receiving many weird looks, the two stopped their moment of euphoria and broke from their hug.
Suddenly Team Chaotix ran into the computer room, bumping into Yuffie and causing her to close out of the program she was on - meaning that the cover she was working on went unsaved yet again.
"Seriously?!" she frowned. All that hard work and dedication, again wasted down the drain...
"Candy!" Bowser Jr. ran into the room, grabbing the bag from an unaware Vector and holding it close to him, acting like it was his precious.
"Money!" Wolf ran into the room as well, grabbing the bag from an obsessive Bowser Jr and spilling out the contents on the floor - only to be saddened that there was no money. Man just got played by Cloud.
"Hey buddy, you just wasted my son's candy on the floor!" Bowser scolded Wolf, who scurried out of the room in fear. "Get back here!" The Koopa king ran out of the room, hoping to give Wolf a piece of his mind.
"Long time, no see!" Knuckles greeted his Team Chaotix buddies, giving them some dap in a strong sense of camaraderie. Always great to see your pals every know and then. "So what's up?"
"We were notified that three brawlers - Cloud, Meta Knight, and Bowser in particular - were dead, but seeing that they're alive, it was only a false report," explained Vector.
"We also got some candy!" Charmy held up a piece of candy for Knuckles to see. Bowser Jr swiped the candy from the bee and ate it, for it was the only candy that wasn't contaminated.
"How are things going with you here?" asked Espio, curious about how life is at the Smash Mansion.
"Everything's been great so far," replied Knuckles. "Fox and Falco had set up a record company here at the mansion, and I record my first mixtape! Wanna see the cover for my mixtape?"
"Just an FYI, the cover's not that great," Yuffie warned Team Chaotix as Knuckles pulled up the cover he was working on, which he saved. Knuckles showed off his work to Team Chaotix; what do they think of it?
"Best cover I have ever seen!" critiqued Vector.
"Deserves an A plus in my opinion!" critiqued Espio.
"Might be the best design ever made!" critiqued Charmy.
All in all, Team Chaotix was generally impressed by Knuckles' mixtape cover, which made Yuffie ticked. She grunted as she exited the computer room in anger. But before she could...
"Want some candy?" Charmy offered Yuffie the other piece of candy that wasn't contaminated; he had hidden it from Bowser Jr in his non-existent pocket.
"Nah, I think I'll pass..." replied Yuffie, exiting the room. Charmy shrugged and happily ate the piece of candy.