Scene cuts to a commercial for Looney Plumbers. Plumbing. Four Characters appear: A grey rabbit with white gloves named Bugs Bunny, A Little Black Duck with a white necklace and big duck bill named Daffy Duck, A Pig with a bow tie named Porky Pig, and A black Tuxedo cat named Sylvester, A Wearing Blue overalls, belt-like vests, plumber-like boots and gloves. They ride in a yellow van and demonstrate their plumbing skills.]
COMMERCIAL SINGER: We're the Looney Plumbers, and plumbing's our game.
We're not like the others who get all the fame.
If your sink is in trouble,
you can call us on the double.
We're faster than the others,
you'll be hooked on the brothers, uh!
Bugs: (Italian accent) It's-a-me, a-Bugs!
Daffy: (Italian Accent) a-Daffy!
Porky: (Italian Accent) a-P-Porky
Sylvester: (Italian accent) And-a Sylvester!
Bugs: Are you tired of-a paying too much for plumbing?
All: Mamma mia!
Bugs: That's-a why the Looney Plumbers are here! To-a save Brooklyn!
Daffy: And-a Queens!
Porky: And-a your wallet!
Honey Bunny: Thank you, Looney Plumbers! It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account...
Bugs: So Forget-a the expensive plumbing companies where you're-a just a face. With the Looney Plumbers, you're family!
COMMERCIAL SINGER: Hooked on the brothers! (fading echoes)
[The commercial ends as the real Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck with Porky Pig and Sylvester celebrate in Pizzariba.]
Daffy: (laughs)
Porky: Wow! You were great!
Sylvester: I was great? Are you kidding me?! Bugs was great!
Bugs: I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial!
Daffy: You better know what you're Doing Bugsy cause I paid 150 or who knows how much Dollars! and That's NO commercial. That is cinema.
Porky: Eh, w-w-what about the accents? Is it... Is-s-s it a too much?
[A rabbit dressed similarly to the siblings, Roger Rabbit, and his wife Jessia Rabbit, turn to them.]
Roger: (Italian accent) Too much? It's-a perfect! Wahoo!
Jessica: Oh, Rog.
Porky: Okay, I'm gonna t-trust you!
[He returns to playing a Jumpman arcade game as Jessica watches. Nasty Canasta, a man with black hair and mustache, red eyes, blue shirt, black scarf, lighter Blue pants, black boots and sunglasses, speaks out.]
Nasty: Well, well, well. If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures, the Stupid Looney Plumbers!
Daffy: (as he, Jake, Xion and Sora indignantly walk over to Spike) Oh great... Nasty Canasta's here.
Bugs: Hey, Doc.
Sylvester: Mr. Canasta?
Nasty: Yeah, (in a comically high-pitched voice) it's-a me! (cackles) Tell me: have yall even gotten one call since you left me to start your dumb company?
Porky: (holds up his phone) As a m-m-matter of fact, Nasty, w-w-we have.
Bugs/Daffy/Sylvester: Wow! Really?
Porky: Yeah! M-m-mom called! She said, "Aw, boys, that's the best commercial I've ever seen!"
Daffy: And I said, "Thank you very much, Porky's mother! We're very proud of it!" So BOOM!
(Daffy accidentally drops his phone which breaks as Bugs looks embarrassed)
Nasty: (laughs) Good luck running a business with this idiot. (throws three napkins at Daffy, Porky and Sylvester, which Bugs catches)
Bugs: Say that again about my Pals, Doc, and you're gonna regret it. (tosses the napkins back at Nasty)
Nasty: (gets up and grabs Bugs by the overalls) Oh yeah? Get this through your tiny rabbit brain, Bugs! You're a joke — and that's what you always will be. (leaves while chuckling)
Porky: Are you insane?! He's T-th-th-three times your size!
Bugs: Porky, c'mon... y'know, you maroons can't be scared all the time.
Daffy: I wasn't even Scared!
Sylvester: Mmm, you'd be surprised...
[Porky's cracked phone begins to ring playing the song "Merry-Go-Round Broke Down". Porky picks it up off the floor and answers.]
Porky: Hello, L-l-looney Plumbers! Uh-huh? A d-d-drip in your faucet?
Daffy: (Calls) That's great! I mean, that's... That's great you called us because we can be there and we can fix it right away.
Porky: Okay. Guys! w-w-We got one!
[Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester hug and jump around.]
Bugs: (laughs)
Daffy: The Looney Plumbers are in business!
Bugs: Woo-hoo!
[Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester get into their van, but it fails to start.]
Porky: AW, no! We're g-g-gonna be late!
Bugs: Oh No we Aint. Come on, let's go!
[Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester start running through the Brooklyn neighborhood. "No Sleep till Brooklyn" begins to play.]
Porky: Hey, w-w-wait up!
Bugs: This way, Docs!
[Bugs hit a trash can containing a cat, which leaps out at Porky.]
CAT: (shrieks)
Porky: Ah!
Bugs: Come on, Porkster! Step on it!
[Bugs deftly jumps through an open cab window and around grocery store customers, while Porky and Sylvester struggles with bumping into them.]
Saanvi Patel (We Bare Bears): Excuse you!
[Porky puts the cat into a paper bag and hands it to a grocery clerk (We Bare Bears)]
Porky: H-H-ere you go sir!
Sylvester: Sorry about this, kitty
CAT: (meows)
[Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester come to a road closed for construction.]
Sylvester: (sighs)
[Bugs and Daffy run toward the construction zone.]
Sylvester: Oh, Bugs, Daffy, what are you doin'?!
[Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester enter the construction zone, leaping on and around railings, girders and construction workers.]
Hercules (Looney Tunes version) : Hey! Get offa there!
Porky and Sylvester: Our B-b-bad/Our bad!
Hercules: I'm workin' here!
Porky and Sylvester: Again So sorry!
[Bugs and Daffy make it out of the construction zone and opens the gate for Porky and Sylvester]
Bugs: Come on, you maroons! Pump those legs!
Daffy: Yeah Slowpokes
Pokry: (pants) We're t-t-trying! I got b-bad knees!
Sylvester: (pants) So do I.
["No Sleep till Brooklyn" stops playing. Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester arrive at a towering townhouse.]
Bugs: (whistles)
Daffy: Oh, wow! I always knew we hit the big time!
Porky: (chuckles)
[Inside, a couple known as the Hip Hippos (Flavio and Marita) lead Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester up a flight of stairs.]
Marita: The drip is right upstairs at the end of the hall.
Flavio: Think you Can you fix it?
Daffy: Psh! Piece of Cake. There are the Looney Plumbers youre talking to. Very confident, sir.
Marita: and You'll be careful about makin' a mess?
Porky: m-Ma'am, I assure you; We d-d-don't make messes,
Sylvester: we fix them! (ha and Porky laugh, then gasps)
[A large Tazmanian Devil sits in the upstairs hallway.]
Marita: That's Taz. (gasps) and I think He likes you!
[Taz licks Marita's face. Porky walks by and steps on something.]
Porky: (gasp)
[Porky lifts his foot off a broken chew bone. Taz stares at her.]
Porky and Sylvester: (nervous chuckle)
[Porky and Sylvester continues walking to the bathroom. Tazmanian Devial glares at them while licking Marita's face.]
Taz: (growls)
Marita: (baby talk)
Bugs: (chuckles)
[Bugs and Daffy pull Porky and Sylvester into the bathroom. They begin to examine the dripping sink, Sylvester getting sprayed by water in the process.]
Bugs: Wrench?
[Bugs uses two wrenches to tighten the pipes, stopping the leak.]
Bugs: Mm-hmm. And our first job complete.
[Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester do a clapping ritual. (Daffy slapping them in progress)]
All four: Ay! and Ow
[As they begin to leave, they see Tazmanian Devil sitting in the bathroom doorway.]
All four: (shriek)
Porky: T-t-taz Devil is here.
[Tazmanian Devil spits the broken bone at them, enters and kicks the door shut behind him.]
Taz: (Babbles and growls)
Porky: H-H-Hey there, pal. (chuckles nervously)
Bugs: Down Boy
Daffy: (squeaks) Mother
[Tazmanian Devil lunges at them and hits the sink. Bugs falls into the shower while Taz turns toward Daffy, Porky and Sylvester.]
Daffy: Never thought Id say this but (screams) Bugs! Do something!
[Bugs throws a shampoo bottle at Tazmanian Devil, who turns and bites at him. Bugs dodges and backflips over Taz.]
Bugs: (slow motion) Mamma mia as the italians would say!
[Bugs closes the shower door, trapping Taz inside.]
Bugs: (relieved sigh before pointing to Taz) he he he What a maroon
Porky: Uh, B-Bugs?
[The pipes in the sink, as well as those throughout the bathroom, begin to burst. The water jets out from various points that Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester attempt to plug up.
"L'Amour Est Un Oiseau Rebelle (Habanera)" begins to play]
Bugs: (cries out, grunts)
Daffy: Ah! (grunts)
[Water fills the shower and Tazmanian begins to float to the top.]
Sylvester: (shrieks) The Killer Beast is gonna escape!
Daffy: Oh No he won't!
[Daffy wrenches a valve connected to the toilet and flushes it, causing the flooding water to drain.]
Bugs and Daffy: (relieved sigh)
Daffy: See that wasn't so hard
Sylvester: Hey, uh... You might wanna rethink that statement, Daffy
[Taz has reached the top of the shower and prepares to jump.]
Daffy: Uh... Who's a good puppy?
Bugs: (nervous laugh) Who's a good boy?
Daffy: You don't wanna hurt us. We're sweet guys, I'm the sweetest one. I mean that in personality not deliciousness, Were all tender and I mean that as in Personality also not as meat. But duck meat is the tender
All: DAFFY!
Daffy: (Yelps) Said too much
[Tazmanian Devil leaps toward Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester.]
Taz: (snarling)
All: (scream)
[Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester duck as Tasmanian Devil sails over them and out the window. The homeowner couple, the Hip Hippos, sit in their living room as outside their window, Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester catch Taz with a plunger.]
Flavio and Marita: Hm?
Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester: (grunting)
["L'Amour Est Un Oiseau Rebelle (Habanera)" stops playing. Bugs, Daffy, Sylvester and Porky manage to pull Taz back into the bathroom. Flavio and Marita enter.]
Flavio and Marita: (gasp)
[Porky attempts to put the sink back in place while Bugs pulls Tazmanian Devil out of the toilet.]
Bugs: Oh look Found the problem.
Taz: (weakly) This is degrading