Chapter 129: Preparation for the interview of nightmares
I'm still in the garden outside a home that I'm familiar with, that I recognise from watching a comedy that I have enjoyed very much on television some time before coming to Lastation through means, even now I have no idea unfortunately, and worse still, I feel like it will be ages before I and my allies and friends will ever find out.
While at least I'm no longer in the forest, in which I've spent many chapters there fighting all of those enemies both grunt and boss alike, and ensuring that they don't so much as step foot in Lastation, which would have resulted in its certain demise due to having to declare war on Team Rocket which would have meant a 2 on 1 war, which would have meant complete destruction against our great nation, and I say this since all they can do at this point is to defend while sending what troops they can to liberate Lowee and with that, the nation of our allies can be restored to its former glory and then the fight can be taken to Leanbox, so that the war can end, and then against Planeptune, I do find myself wondering how long will I be here?
I hope not as long but somehow I can't be sure, and I wonder if like in the forest, it will actually end up being one thing leading to another as part of my mission, as in the forest it went from rescuing Oichi's allies to taking out the camp, defeating the bosses and then the reinforcements, and my gut tells me that in this nightmare, Neptune will certainly not give up without a fight.
I then quickly realise that right now standing in my way between myself and what will no doubt an inevitable encounter between myself and that nasty to say the absolute least Neptune, is the possibility that the old lady could be waiting for me, and that she intends to kill me the moment I enter the house, and I have nothing but a hammer to protect myself, not to mention that protecting myself against her could be difficult, but I know I have to get past her and if only I knew where exactly she is in there, and if by some slight luck I can see what weapon she has.
Argh my head ache once again, and the brainwashing voice can be heard.
"A dog has 6 legs, bi means 5, A is for beach….." The brainwashing voice says to me in the distinctive tone.
I do my best not to yell despite the agonising pain, and I put my hands over my mouth and to be as quiet as possible as my head hurts, hoping that it will pass, even though I'm finding these severe headaches to take a toll on me.
When I manage to get the pain under control, I take a quick look at the window, and I see through the window that the old lady has her back to me, doing what I can only imagine to be washing up, hmmmm I could sneak past her, and then go upstairs and see if there's anything I could use against my impending clash with the pathetic Planeptune CPU, or the old lady if it turns out that she intends to kill me pretty soon in this nightmare that I'm in right now.
After thinking about going upstairs, I realise that, that's where the character I'm supposed to be goes to after working on the shed door and it's there I'll talk to another lady, though who will it be in this nightmare, considering I remember in the comedy that she was the main character's patient adorable cute kind wife, who provided him excellent moral support and always defended him when people like her mum are mean to him and bully him, I liked her and thought she was pretty and had a good posh voice, and an amazing wife to appreciate him when no one else did.
With this in mind, I then come to the conclusion that even though I have not met this person yet, considering the character she was and how this nightmare is meant to be a play on the comedy I've watched, even if there is a risk of death and is no doubt a darker version, she'll be an ally of mine and perhaps has equipment I can use to help defeat Neptune, she might even if it's wishful thinking even be Noire. I'd like it to be the case since I have been thinking about her quite a bit during my struggles in the forest, as her and Lastation that she rules over, is what I've been fighting for along with all the good people there, and the fate of the world and the good people there as well.
OWWWW my head, gah, it hurts once again out of the blue, though probably due to me thinking and wondering, perhaps being too smart for the brainwashing.
"There is genders in this language, blue is a colour often associated with anger, house is a verb…." The brainwashing voice says again, as my head aches yet again.
I then do my best to conceal the severe head ache, as I hold it, and hold my mouth to conceal my yell for pain, and although I fear I have yelled a bit this time as it's getting harder to deal with, I'm pleased that she hasn't heard me, or maybe she has and is acting as though she hasn't heard me.
And so with all those thoughts about the pain in my head, the old lady and the kind young lady in mind, I then head for the door as quietly as I can so as not to disturb her and enter the kitchen.
The kitchen has a distinctive appearance, in fact it looks like it's from a time before I or my sisters was around, as it has green wall paper which has rounded squares and on the squares are a quarter of squares forming a square in every 2 by 2 squares, and these squares in the rounded squares get bigger and either go from white to dark green from the centre in a few squares, or the other way around.
On the wallpaper itself is a few different things that I expect to find, as on one wall is a white shelf with tea boxes with an old fashioned design, and beneath that is what appears to be an old fashioned white gas cooker which has a rack on the top, on top of a white back splash to catch stains which could hit the wall, and below the rack is 4 rings to cook stuff in a square formation with an orange kettle of the period on top of one of the rings, and beneath the rings is a few nobs and below that is a hole for the grill, and below that is the door which leads to the oven, to the side is a white washing machine with a large door but with no window, and on top is an old fashioned green plastic basket stacked full of washing, and next to it is a white cupboard with a drawer on top of a door.
On another wall to the left is a cupboard with an olive green door, an olive green fridge with an old fashioned design, which is below the cupboard and to the left of a cupboard is another cupboard, and on another wall adjacent that wall to the right, is a window with a window sill beneath it along with curtains with the same pattern and colour as the wall paper, and on the final wall is a sink with hot and cold taps, with a plastic green washing up bowl on top of a cupboard, and next to the sink is a green plastic dish drainer.
In the centre is a table with a red and white cheque table cloth and a few simple chairs surrounding the table, with a few old fashioned green mats with the same patterns as on the wall and this is on top of a green carpet which has no patterns on. I must admit that it intrigues me to find that while the décor is the same as in the comedy, the colour scheme is different, though I know this to be because of this being Neptune's nightmare, and since the old lady wears green to symbolise Leanbox and the uncertainty of it, considering that Vert is brainwashed, which matches my uncertainty towards the old lady, it makes sense that since it's her house, the kitchen is bound to be green.
After noticing all this as I do my best to leave the kitchen as quietly as possible, I manage to exit the area but not before the old lady notices and calls out to me.
"Where are you going? I thought I told you to deal with that shed door!" The old lady yelled at me, concerning me that I've been spotted.
Left with no choice due to the circumstances, I then answer and tell her the truth.
"I…I'm going for me interview, I've got to get ready for it." I say to her as I then begin to rush, hoping that my answer will satisfy her.
"Oh alright, what is it this time?" The lady in green asks me, but with much suspicion in her voice.
Oh no I don't know, it is then though that I remember from watching it that it was pipes, but the thing is that is assuming Neptune's having me go for the same company and job, in any case what difference does it make if I'm wrong regarding this?
"Pipes, gotta go, I need to get changed for it." I said to her as I then run off as quickly as I can.
I head through the hall which consists of more green carpet, the same green wall paper and some stairs to my right, which are white and have a door to access underneath the stair case for storage, I then rush through and head up the stairs, before heading for one of the olive green wooden doors to find this young lady that I remember, and when I open one of the doors, I find myself thinking I'm the right place, and it's nice to have gotten it right first time, as it would look suspicious if they found me looking for the young lady's bedroom.
I then enter the room and I find that inside there's blue wallpaper with blue rose patterns in a formation and surrounding them are light blue flowers consisting of roses and daffodils, and I also notice the carpet being in blue as well, and in this blue room which is of an average size like the kitchen, is a double bed with a light blue quilt and pillows in which on the back is a blue headboard and sitting on top of the two pillows is a teddy bear and on the quilt is a few dresses of different colours. There are a few things on the walls, as on one wall there is a small frame picture of a blue flower, and on another are a couple of plates with blue patterns on them.
There are other things as well, like a wooden wardrobe on one of the walls and I wonder if one of the doors has a large mirror on the inside, as well as a dark wooden table next to the bed, with a blue lamp and different objects like lipstick, perfume, eyeshadow, eyelash brush, as well as a hairspray can and a hairdryer and a container, which I imagine is for her face, along with a few brushes of different sizes.
Beneath the table is a drawer which I wonder if it contains more of what's on top and perhaps a few magazines of the period for her as well, and also beneath the table is a wooden chair with blue cushions. I wouldn't be surprised if on the door is a dressing gown belonging to the young lady, who is in fact in this bedroom.
As I smile at the young lady and she does the same, I notice how the room just like the kitchen, while looking like it's from the era the comedy is set in, the colour scheme appears different to what it was when I saw it on television, and like the kitchen the colour is significant as the blue even if the shade matches the era, seems to reflect something about the person who's room it belongs to, especially since the young lady is dressed all in one colour.
She's certainly a very attractive tall young lady with long white hair which is thick and big, full of volume and straight and shiny with a fringe and it covering her ears and sides of her face, she also wears peach lipstick as well, and she wears black sunglasses of the era over her eyes, a large black hat over her head which is of the period, and her clothes which also match the era make her look ever so stylish, as she wears a black coat with large buttons to fasten and for pockets at the top and at the bottom, and this coat covers her waist and arms, and is all buttoned up covering her large cleavage and chest.
Along with her coat, sunglasses, makeup and hair, she also wears black silk gloves which appear to cover most of her arms, and for her lower body she wears black nylon stockings, and on top stylish silk black boots at the bottom which go up to her thighs, and over the top of her legs, is a black silk skirt which is much closer to her waist than to her knees.
She looks ever so attractive in this outfit, and it's wonderful how people like her would wear something like this in the era from when the comedy was made, in fact the young lady in the comedy would wear something that is fairly similar to this, and in a way this attractive lady wears the era of the comedy's equivalent of what the CPU of Lastation wears for her HDD form, especially with her suit, gloves and boots.
As a matter of fact, I recognise her face and it is my wife, my sister, Noire as I suspected. She's smiling at me with such a big smile, in such a flirtatious yet caring manner, while posing and showing off her nice outfit which shows the colour black of Lastation, the nation she rules over, just as her room shows blue, another colour of the high tech nation. I can sense that she's ever so happy to see me, her body language also shows how she'd like to give me a hug and a long kiss as if to say it's been too long, I'm ever happy to see her and I'd love to do that too.
It's such a relief to see her after all this time, and seeing her like this reminds me of what I like about her, not just her beauty which is flawless and her outfits as usual compliment her figures and looks, but how kind she is, how helpful she is, how hard she works and how clever she really is, with leading, ideas and future technology not to mention making things much better for her people, along with how skilled she is at different things like flying, driving, shooting and hand to hand combat to name just a few.
Seeing her and being reminded of what I like about her also reminds me of what I fought for, which is freedom and prosperity for the people in the world, and to fight to ensure that Lastation survives and can continue the fight, unfortunately though I have no idea as to whether it's been a success, or a failure even now with regards that previous gun fight against Honda which was the last fight I've had before finding myself in this nightmare, the fight in which the fate of the nation ruled by Noire was determined by it, be it continued survival, or inevitable demise, and I don't think I'll know for sure until the end of this nightmare, but whatever the outcome ends up being, it is more than worth it in doing my absolute best in fighting for our glorious high tech nation.
Maybe Noire might know about the outcome, and I'd like to talk to her about it, as well as to catch up as I feel as though it's been a long time even though I know I've only been in the forest for part of a day. Perhaps it's the stress of not knowing if I was going to make it, not to mention the odds, it's such an incredible amazing relief to see her again though, but tragically I feel that it's out of the question to ask her about Lastation, and how good it is too see each other due to the circumstances, and therefore all I can do now is to fight in this nightmare, and to work with Noire who maybe my only ally here in coming up with a strategy to take out Neptune.
Yet with this in mind though, I wonder how can we do that considering I'm only assuming that Neptune is interviewing me, and she might be out there, with who knows how many, and with what weapons do they have? And where can we get reinforcements and weapons of our own? I'd like to think that Noire has a few weapons on her, but that is wishful thinking I do admit.
OWWWW! Not again, and yet it's here doing it's absolute best to make it unbearable, Neptune wants me to crack and to act stupid, so that who knows what will happen to me, and I know that it will be awful beyond imagination, but I must not give in despite how painful it is and what the brainwashing voice says to me.
"Humans have green and black blood cells, carnivores eat vegetables, vegans love eating meat and dairy products…." The brainwashing voice says to me.
Urgh, it's too bad there's no cure, not unless Noire can provide me with something, as I try to massage my head.
"Are you alright Fred?" Noire asks me sounding quite concerned, along with her body language saying this.
My CPU from Lastation tries so hard to sooth my pain by placing her gloved hands on my head and massaging it, only to find me not showing signs that the pain is going away, and her body language then shows signs of frustration that she doesn't have medicine to treat such pains, like she would back at our glorious nation, but then I answer her in hopes of putting her at ease, as I don't want to see her be stressed over not being able to help, because I know how that feels.
"I'm alright, it'll go." I say to her while trying to show with my body language that its Neptune's doing.
This makes my wife nod to confirm to me she understands, and even if it won't make the pain go away, she still massages my head, as she knows I enjoy it, and it does feel relaxing, very relaxing, were it not for the nightmare and other things, I could have had her to do this to me all day.
"It's good to see you Fred, even if your head hurts, how did you get on with the door?" My lady black heart asks me sounding ever so concerned about my wellbeing which I appreciate very much.
"Well I've done my best but I can't be doing with her anger when I do not have the proper tools, or even know where the door is. Ah well I'll let her deal with it, if she's not happy with me." I reply to her, sounding quite fed up considering how unpleasant she was, though Noire's body language makes me feel less fed up.
"I understand, and I can completely see what you mean, she's not a particularly nice person, she's just like the others having no appreciation for you, she just doesn't understand why I'm attracted to you, and was more than happy to be your wife, she'd much rather I be with someone else, just anyone as long as it's not you.
It's such a shame it doesn't matter how no one really spoke to me that much apart from you when we first met, never mind that I've never met anyone who's kinder or tries hard or as intelligent as you, and when you have that interview and succeed, it will be the ultimate proof that you're so great and that you deserve respect for that, and I deserve respect for marrying you, you the greatest man I've ever known." Noire explains to me speaking with much passion and love in her voice, only to finish what she says with a long hug and a pleasurable kiss, which I enjoy ever so much.
While I like that and I kiss and hug back, and appreciate how I did that with her a lot before, and was concerned it may not ever happen again due to the possibility of losing against Honda or any of the other bosses, the kissing and hugging has to end for now, as there is the matter of dealing with Neptune, and so I then ask her about my outfit.
"What do you think to my outfit then? Do you think it'll impress them?" I ask her, as I turn around in hopes it's alright for the interview.
"It looks very nice, Fred." My wife responds to me with much reassurance and a large friendly smile.
"Oh I thought they were too small." I say to her in response.
"Oh no they're absolutely fine honest, when you enter their building, they'll find you to look as though you're part of the furniture." She answers me with much reassurance as well as her posh voice speaking with much pride, proud of how well I'll do.
"Hmmm. Interesting, well I'm pleased that's the case, I need to blend in if I am to stand a chance." I say to her, my tone showing gratitude for her honest opinion.
"You'll do great, um, I've bought you a small present, for your interview." Noire says to me in her caring posh voice, as after moving some clothes off the bed, she reveals a black attaché case.
"Ah this is nice, thank you very much, it's too bad I don't have anything to put in it, maybe a sandwich, but oh I need to make some, and I don't think there's even much bread left." I say to her, my tone initially showing gratitude but then concern that I have nothing to put in it.
"Are you sure you want to do that? I'd be more than happy to cook some Cornish pasties, chips and beans for you, or gammon or I could get some fish and chips, I'm sure they won't mind, it'll celebrate you being accepted." My wife says in her posh caring voice, her voice trying to tell me it's no trouble and I appreciate that.
I appreciate that indeed, it's so nice of her to offer to cook me a meal to celebrate my success, even though because of Neptune I doubt I'll get the chance, oh well, at least if, no when I wake up Noire will be able to offer me something nice that's she's come up with, still, despite the possibility of it happening due to circumstances beyond our control, I'm more than happy to accept her offer.
"Yeah on second thoughts I'll have dinner when I get back, in fact I'll help you make it." I say to her, my voice showing enthusiasm to her idea.
"Are you sure, I don't mind if you prefer to rest since interviews can be really stressful." She asks in the same polite kind tone, before giving me a massive loving caring smile.
"No, I don't want you to do all of that, and it's only fair I help after all you do for me. Plus which if I help you cook, then I can eat it sooner, and then get back to work sooner, and do the best I can." I reply to her, with my voice full of much enthusiasm.
"Awwww. I know you do Fred." She says to me in a caring voice, her body language showing how much she adores me, while I open the case.
Hmmm, I can't help but notice how despite it being Noire, she's calling me Fred and she doesn't mention about Neptune or this nightmare, instead she talks to me as though I'm going on a regular interview, perhaps it's because we don't feel able to talk about it for fear of Neptune overhearing us somehow, or perhaps because Noire herself is forced to talk as if she's in this comedy playing someone else rather than herself, maybe it's even both, it's too bad though that I don't know what's the lady of Lastation's name is supposed to be in this if I'm Fred. It's unfortunate that I can't remember her name from the comedy but even then it's bound to be different like it is with Fred.
What I find in the case after opening it pleases me, as in there is a Sterling sub machine gun with clips, a Webley revolver and bullets which come in speed loaders in which I equip them and the revolver and holster it, noticing how I recognise these weapons and while with previous weapons I can imagine the association with different factions as I recognise them, with these I know that they come from this country, though what country this is, despite being familiar with it, I do not know and that is something that saddens me, because I have a lot of questions like that one, and it frustrates me how I'll have to wait for the answers to those questions.
It amazes me though how Noire managed to get hold of these weapons considering that this is a nightmare of Neptune's, I wonder though if it's either due to Neptune wanting to give me a bit of chance, only to humiliate me, or is it because of my allies have managed to somehow sabotaged this nightmare to a small extent to help me out, even though I'm unsure how they are able to do so, as despite our best efforts, we have a feeling that she's able to give us nightmares via machinery which we can't get to, or perhaps it may be due to an ally of ours being able to get their hands on some weapons and being able to deliver it to us in a case, though I do find myself wondering how that maybe the case, then again it could be some form of luck.
Either way I'm very happy to have such weapons, and for Noire to have some as well as I see her armed with a Welrod silenced pistol before holstering it in her coat, and I say this as my gut tells me it's going to be one big fire fight in the interview, and I worry about my health as although apart from extremely painful headaches which occur time and time again, I am perfectly fine and don't ache anywhere else, I do not have the health I do when I'm awake, and I just hope I can shoot them before they can shoot me, and I can keep calm during the interview as I fear they'll time their attack against me.
Interestingly enough along with those weapons, I notice an old photo of myself and my wife with herself in a wedding dress, though it's not just an ordinary one, it's a very stylish one and she appears to be on stilts, my guess is for novelty purposes and to make her outfit unique like she always does with her clothes and costumes. Her hair is the same as it is here, with the same colour, style and is also shiny, though while her lipstick is the same, she isn't wearing sunglasses, and wears black eyeshadow with fairly long eyelashes, and for her outfit, she wears a massive silver dress, in fact so massive that even with her using stilts, the dress doesn't just touch the floor but it covers a large portion of it.
Her dress is incredible as it appears to be made of two materials, with the top half which covers her shoulders, neck, arms, and her upper chest being made of a see through fabric with silver lace pattern on the shoulders and on the arms, and on this section is plenty of glitter all over it such that it sparkles. And on top she wears a diamond choker necklace over her neck, along with silver silk gloves which go to her shoulders and have a hem line on as well, and on each lower arm she has a large white fur muff which goes over her hand.
On her upper arms is a large diamond bracelet, one on each arm, and next to both of her large cleavage which the see through fabric covers most of the top part, is a large diamond broach which is yellow, and on her head is a massive tiara full of diamonds and other jewels, and on this sits on top of a large veil which while it only covers the face at the front, it does cover a lot on her back as it reaches the floor, and this part is full of glitter which sparkles a lot. To finish off her upper body she has on her shoulders diamond shoulder jewellery, in which the diamonds connect to each other like a net, and they drape over her arms, along with diamond earrings which are like mini chandeliers, and finally a white big thick fur stole which she wears around her upper arms, and then goes around her back and around the back of her neck.
As with regards her bottom half of her dress which covers the rest of her cleavage, her waist, along with her legs and stilts, and it juts out as if there have been multiple crinoline skirts stacked on top of each other, is silver and made of silk and is opaque. In fact the bottom half of her dress reminds me of a wedding cake with its three tiers as all three tiers have glitter all over it making it shine nice, though on each tier there is something different to decorate it be it by border around the tiers of the dress, as well as having a bigger version on different sections of the dress.
The bottom consists of fresh white flowers, with larger white ones at different sections, the middle consist of white silk ribbon with small bows at certain points, and with large bows in the same colour at different sections, with a gigantic bow on the back, reminding me of her original Neptunia costume, and finally for the top there is blue diamonds connected to each other to form the borders, but with large ones surrounded by white ones at different sections to form flowers which look really nice.
Her dress sure is amazing, I like how her wedding dress resembles a wedding cake, and it really compliments Noire's figure as well, and the fact that it's silver is similar to white the colour for weddings, yet silver is one of the primary colours of Lastation. It also amazes me how large it is and her accessories go with it really well, with its jewellery, veil and furs, she looks incredibly beautiful in it, then again she looks incredibly beautiful in anything, and I can imagine her wearing this as one of her cosplays which contain countless costumes which look beautiful and fabulous, though the thing is I recognise the dress and in fact that's what she wore when we got married.
Unfortunately though, I only remember the dress now and that is because I've just seen it, I don't remember the specific vows, who was there, what we ate, or what music we listened to or any other moments that would have been fun and memorable. With that said though, I cannot blame myself for that, because it might be due to me arriving and me losing my memory as a result and only certain things coming back when I see them, or this could be Neptune's doing, whatever it maybe I'm sure it was a lovely wedding, and at least I have a few lovely memories with Noire, and I'll like the rest of us will continue to fight to ensure we have more lovely memories.
The thing is I find it odd with regards seeing Noire look like that in a photo here, considering what I remember from watching this that while the couple weren't the poorest I've ever seen, they're not the richest either especially since the male finding work has been ever so difficult, but again this must be Neptune's doing, and doing her own version of that comedy, and while the photo may look nice, perhaps it's her taunting me that I don't know much about the wedding at all, or even the fact that I may have had wonderful memories but getting more is going to be hard to come by with her around, it may even be that I'll have to get through this nightmare before I can have the possibility of another wonderful memory with my dearest wife, or it might even be that she's indirectly saying that that is the last memory I'll ever have before she kills me, which I like to see her try and do.
"That's our wedding photo." I say to Noire as I hold it in my hand, my body language showing amazement and appreciation in seeing it, as well as in my wife having it in the suitcase which is my present from her for the interview.
"Yes, while it's such a shame I can't remember it as I'm sure it's the same for you, I'm sure that we had such a lovely day for it." Noire says to me in her kind voice, while she comes to me and sits down next to me while holding my hand, her expressions from both body and voice suggests she'd like to hug me and kiss me for a long time again.
"Yeah we had plenty of lovely days, and I know that we'll have plenty more where that came from. We'll be together for a long time, in fact a very long time. Imagine that, the two of us being together for all that time, who are in love for each other, and will have plenty more memories during that time." I reply to her with much appreciation and happiness in my voice.
"Indeed yeah, and I look forward to that, it's too bad that it has to take you being successful at the interview, before they'll take you seriously and appreciate you and see you the way I do, and what concerns me is that they never give you a chance, and I'd hate for the interviewer not to give you a chance, especially as a man of your kindness, intelligence and hard work shouldn't have to go running around looking for jobs.
Not to mention that we're moving to a new home next week and money is hard to come by, oh I do hope you try and get this job, I really do." She says to me with a bit of sadness in her voice for how bad she feels for me, and she also places her hand on my face as if to massage it, before doing so, and it feels nice from her silky gloves, as she strokes it gently.
"I'll try for certain and I know that no one can be more trying than me or you." I reply to her appreciating what she says, and how much she cares for me and feels empathy for my situation.
"I know you do Fred, and that's what makes it more tragic, especially with all those you tried before." My wife says to me trying to reassure me in her kind posh voice.
Unfortunately I have no idea what places I've tried before, though my gut tells me that Noire knows and it's nice how she remembers it even if her HUD might be guiding her, since she like myself has suffered with amnesia. I suppose what difference does it make since they're just places I could have worked at, and yet have failed to either stay or be applied.
"I've tried the green grocers, I've tried…. the water works." I say to her while Noire nods her head and hums kindly in agreement.
"And then there was that plant wasn't there Fred." She says to me with a hint of sadness and frustration in her voice.
"Hmmm and the depot." I say to her while trying to think of different places I could have worked at.
"Oh you really shouldn't have been kicked out of the depot Fred. You made a good driver, you always stopped at every stop, and provided plenty of time for passengers to find a seat and you always arrived on time." My wife says to me with much reassurance about how well I've done in that previous job.
"Oh it's because I keep getting the routes wrong, but it's because they kept transferring me around and it's difficult to remember." I say to her calmly, though my voice clearly showing her my frustration.
"Yeah it's not on, it's not your fault if they keep having to change the routes because of people being poorly, and they have the audacity to accuse you of making them poorly as well." Miss Lastation says to me in a similar tone.
"Yeah well all I did was to point out that they were getting poorly because of someone else and it wasn't me." I sighed at what happened there.
"You're right there, you always tried to offer suggestions like having fruit, more vegetables trying to look for cheaper yet healthier alternatives with regards food sources. In fact you even tried to advise on where to get their petrol from, you offered to do their accounts, and to track down the mysterious cause of all the drivers falling ill." She says to me continuing her tone of being nice and kind, but also sounding sad and frustrated.
"That's true I think that's unfair dismissal but they never appreciated me, few people do, hopefully this will be different though somehow I doubt it. You know maybe after this if I don't get the job, maybe I'll have to become self-employed, I'm not particularly sure what I could do as a self-employed person but, I'm sure I can find something, anything that pays good, I know there's something I can do that's worthy of something, I just like to do my bit for society." I say to her, my voice showing much passion in my idea.
"I'm sure you'll be of much use to society if it would come to that, and I'd be more than happy to help you with that job." She says to me before hugging me and kissing me again for as long as she can.
I enjoy that very much, and it's very nice to have that again, but tragically we are interrupted by a yell from downstairs, though I figured from the comedy that would be inevitable.
"I've made you two a cup of tea, before Fred goes for the interview." The old lady yells loudly.
Ah the next scene in the comedy is about to happen, though with this being a nightmare of Neptune's I worry about whether this will be when the lady downstairs will attempt to kill myself and Noire, either by a gun or a knife or even from poisoning the tea. We'll have to keep our wits about us, for it will be rather tragic if we're to fall before I even got to the interview, but how to ensure neither of us get killed? I suppose I can always avoid drinking the tea and make out I don't like it, despite the fact that I've drunk tea before and liked it, as well as how it's a common drink in this country, but it'll be odd if I don't drink anything, but even then what if she has a gun instead?
I guess all we can do is to just go down but keep an eye out for her, while keeping our hands on our weapons so we can dispatch her if needed, but if this concerns me and it's 2 on 1, what would 1 on potentially a few dozen be like in the interview?
Hmmm probably difficult but I cannot simply give up, just because of concerns even though I have not confirmed them, or even see what exactly I've been up against no, I'll just have to do my best like before. I will conquer this obstacle if it exists and then after that there will be nothing standing between me and Neptune, perhaps this is what she desires, a chance to get me after all the times we have defeated her and humiliated her which she deserves for all the bad things she's done and then she has the audacity to try to portray us as the villains whom she has defeated and humiliated numerous times.
If you're looking to have your but kicked once again Neptune I'll be more than happy to oblige, in fact I'm certain there's a long queue behind me who are eager to do so, you won't beat me, not with your brainwashing, or your attempts to make me dumber or with odds stacked against me, you simply won't do it.