Time for a hilarious scenario that I thought with the brilliant mind of Blaiseingfire. This is gonna be a really funny one.


"Alright, you two. You're both strong, trained by the best, and most importantly my children." Carolina Nikos looked at her children Pyrrha and Cardin, the two near adults nodding in affirmation.

"Just do your best kids, I know that you'll both be amazing at Beacon." York Nikos ruffled his children's hair scrunching them together making his wife roll her eyes pulling him to her for a quick kiss.

"Yes, we both have high expectations. Most importantly though, have fun and don't get into too much trouble please, Ozpin still holds a grudge against York and I." Her husband chuckled letting out a sigh, thinking back at the memories he had.

"We'll be fine mother, father. Cardin and I will be able to handle anything Beacon throws at us."

"Yep. And if anyone makes Pyrrha cry I'll rip off their arms." Cardin smirked folding his arms next to his sister, who rolled her eyes lightly smacking his shoulder.

"Now get onto that bullhead and do us proud!" Carolina ushered them out shuffling them to the bullhead being gone for a few moments before turning around shutting the door behind her.

"The kids are away..." Carolina growled making York stare at his wife with a nervous smile.

"Carol...let's not be too quick here dea-MPHH!" York couldn't get another word out as Carolina tackled him to the ground already tearing off his pants and shirt.

(Beacon)

"Hey sis, you think that there'll be anyone better than us here at Beacon?" Cardin turned to his sister in which she only shrugged barely paying attention to his words, her eyes focused on something else.

"Hello? Pyrrha? What are you-oh...wait...what?" Cardin got close to his sister to see what she was staring at, a tall semi-muscular blonde guy who was fumbling with his sword trying to hook it onto his belt.

"...You really are like mom. Already zoning in on a dorky but quirky goofy-ass dude. But somehow dad got mom so maybe he'll be lucky too." Cardin chuckled snapping Pyrrha out of her trance, face blazing red.

"W-what are you talking about?! I-I wasn't checking him out!" Pyrrha shrunk away fiddling with Milo mumbling to herself about annoying brothers making Cardin roll his eyes at his sister leaning into her ear.

"I'll go talk to him for you, but only this time. You're a Nikos and need to stake your claim before that other girl does."

"What are you talking about Cardin?" Her brother only pointed to the blonde boy again making Pyrrha turn to see a short red-haired girl talking with him making the champion fighter grit her teeth a little in jealousy rising to her feet hearing Cardin laughing from behind. She flicked her ponytail back giving her resident trademark smile walking up to the duo.

"Hello, my name is Pyrrha Nikos. I thought I'd come over and introduce myself." Pyrrha kept up her smile staring right at the blonde boy who's mouth was agape and eyes wide taking in her appearance.

'Oh my oum she's freaking beautiful.' Jaune thought to himself still frozen at the sight of the crimson-haired beauty.

'Oh no...please don't tell me he isn't a fanboy.' Pyrrha internally groaned at him staring at her in awe.

"I know you! You won that tournament a bunch of times! I'm Ruby Rose! It's great to meet you! I uh...I hope we can be friends!" Ruby swallowed hard trying to keep herself shaking from excitement but it gave the blonde the time he needed to regain his bearings.

"My names Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue, ladies love it." He held out his hand which Pyrrha took smiling away, holding out hope he wasn't going to fanboy.

"Do ladies love your name Jaune? I'm curious to know..." Pyrrha rose an eyebrow playfully making Jaune go red and scratch his head.

"Uh well...I thought it'd make me sound smooth but I guess it didn't. But um what was Ruby talking about you winning a bunch of tournaments?" This made Pyrrha immediately scream yes in her head, knowing full well she'd be able to downplay her fame.

"Oh it was just some tournament I won a couple times. Don't worry about that, I'd love to get to know you more after initiation. Perhaps we could become partners as well?" This made Jaune light up nodding in agreement.

"S-sure!"

And partners they became, the clumsy blonde and the redheaded champion. Cardin became leader of his own team and immediately had to show discipline to two of them when they were picking on a faunus girl.

"Come on bunny girl, ever heard the term fuck like rabbits?" Sky put an arm against the wall blocking Velvet from leaving with Russel flanking him smirking all the same. The older student never usually resorted to violence but if he was going to try what she thought he was, she'd have no other choice but to fight. Luckily, she didn't have to as Cardin stepped onto the scene like a ghost looming over his two teammates picking them up by their collars and bashing their heads together instantly knocking them out.

"I am so sorry about these two morons. I literally became their leader two days ago and they're already causing problems. It won't happen again I swear." Cardin gave a small bow to Velvet who looked on in surprise as he walked away both teammates slung over his shoulders. This gave Cardin a small reputation as a protector for both good and bad reasons, the bad only being when anti-faunus students tried to target him but he swiftly crushed then only being second in combat to his sister.

Pyrrha was dealing with Jaune's obliviousness and helping him improve his swordsmanship. He was strong, deceptively so despite his leaner to muscular build able to lift things that even Pyrrha would struggle with for a few moments. Cardin noticed just how oblivious Jaune was and one day decided to help his sister out a bit.

"Cardin! Why did you hurt Jaune so badly in that spar?!" She gave him a glare that rivaled their own mother before he shrugged it off returning to his video game.

"I see how you look at him and decided that I'd give a hand. Now you can force him to cuddle with you and can nurse him back to help. Pull the damn trigger or he won't think your interested sis." Cardin ended it at that leaving Pyrrha speechless and slightly thankful to her younger brother by five minutes.

Months passed as they finally were nearing the first dance at Beacon making Jaune scramble to get a date, not thinking that Pyrrha would want to date him making Cardin nearly tear his own hair out in frustration deciding to do a solid once more for his sister and get alone in a hallway with Jaune

"Alright arc, I'm tired of this crap and how stupid you're being so pay attention and listen closely. For reasons that are beyond my comprehension, my sister is into you. And Not just into you but seriously actually, genuinely head over heels for you. I don't know why but Pyrrha wants to be with you but she's always been a bit...reserved when it comes to dating since she's never even gone out on a date.

"W-wait Pyrrha likes me? REALLY?!" Jaune yelped out the last part in joy making Cardin groan facepalming.

"Yes! She's liked you for months but you're about as dense as a piece of fucking tungsten! Here's what's going to happen, you're gonna ask her out, take her to the dance and I swear to god Jaune if you hurt her I'll rip your dick off and shove it up your ass!" Cardin seethed getting dangerously close to Jaune with his aura flaring. The Arc swallowed nodding rapidly.

"O-of course! I'd never do anything to hurt Pyrrha...to be honest I've been crushing on her since she and I first met but...well I thought that I was too weak to be her boyfriend. I care about her Cardin, I care about her so much that I was afraid to lose her as a friend." Jaune looked at the ground causing the younger Nikos to look at him with a bit of pity.

"Well Arc, you aren't trash. Not exactly great but nod bad. You just gotta improve, hell you beat half my team one on one in combat class." Jaune only shrugged his shoulders still self-doubting himself.

"I can't beat anybody else other than those two and a few of the others. RWBY kicks my ass, Nora flattens me, Ren's too quick, you're a fucking train and Pyrrha is Pyrrha." Cardin rolled his eyes having enough and slugged Jaune decently hard across the jaw pulling him up by the collar.

"Alright enough self-loathing pity bullshit. I literally just told you that my sister, the invincible girl and your partner is crushing on you so hard that everyone in the school knew it except you. Now, this conversation is over. Go ask out my sister or I break your arms off and beat you with them." Cardin ordered the Arc, walking away from him. Jaune found his resolve while lying on the floor leaning against the wall getting to his feet and beelining it to his dorm. Pyrrha sat on her bed in her sleepwear looking up from her book smiling at him.

"Hello Jaune, good to see that your back!" Pyrrha brimmed with positivity making Jaune internally groan at himself.

'Christ Jaune! Look at how she smiles at you! You dumb dense motherfucker!' The Arc swallowed hitting his chest a few times before walking over to Pyrrha, face red and body shaking.

"P-Pyrrha...I want to ask you something...something very...important." Jaune's throat was dry, sweat beading his forehead making him nearly start to pant as Pyrrha stood up and across from him still smiling at her partner.

"W-would you w-want to go t-to the dance with me?!" Jaune squeaked out immediately seeing Pyrrha's face light up even more than before pulling him in for a hug squealing.

"Yes yes yes! Of course, I'll go with you!" Jaune let out a shaky breath hugging her back but knowing he had to go a step further. He pulled away from her a bit staring directly into Pyrrha's beautiful green orbs.

"Pyrrha...you're...you're amazing. I seriously do not think I have ever met a more wonderful person and am so damned lucky to have you as a partner. Your brother helped me realize something, something really important and I'm glad he smacked me around to finally get me to understand. I...I want to go out with you Pyrrha, I want to date you, make you happy an-MPPHHH!" Pyrrha didn't let him finish already claiming her mouth with his letting out a satisfied sigh as he reciprocated the kiss. The two stood like that for a few moments before breaking away for air with Pyrrha resting a hand on his cheek.

"Nothing would make me happier Jaune."

Time flew once more, the Vytal festival passing, and Pyrrha being crowned champion of the tournament. But something felt off to Cardin and he knew exactly what it was, cornering his older sister about the issue.

"So I've noticed that since you started dating Jaune you've gotten soft." Cardin narrowed his eyes making his sister whistle and look away.

"uh..I have no idea what you're talking about dearest younger brother..." This only reaffirmed Cardin's suspicions reaching behind his back for something.

"You need to improve and be the one in charge. Take this." He held out his hand which held a small box. Pyrrha opened it only to recoil in horror and disgust.

"I AM NOT USING A STRAP-ON WITH JAUNE!" She went so red her hair looked lighter than her face was. Cardin only shrugged, firm in his belief.

"You are a Nikos, you sub for no one. No go and show him that you are the alpha in this relationship!"

"Cardin I'm not pegging June!" Pyrrha was growing redder by the minute, her brother being unrelenting.

"Don't be a coward! Dominate his ass! Fully claim it as yours! How do you think mom claimed dad?!" Pyrrha threw her hands over her ears trying to drown out his words.

"I will dominate him in my own way!" Pyrrha gripped him in her semblance holding his armor and throwing him across the hallway through a door running away. Cardin shook his head, muttering about her needing to be that rough with Jaune.

Pyrrha arrived shortly in her dorm face scrunched in both fury and embarrassment.

'I don't need to peg Jaune to show my dominance! I'll go about it the way I want to!' Pyrrha opened the forbidden box her mother had gifted her when she turned eighteen, having never uncovered it before. The champion felt herself grew hotter by the second staring at what laid inside before nodding in affirmation. Hours later and without Nora and Ren in the room, Jaune found himself strapped to the bed swallowing while a leather-clad catsuit wearing Pyrrha pulled out a ball gag, her eyes burning with lust and determination

"P-Pyr?!" Jaune peeped out feeling his erection grow as Pyrrha mounted him, eyes fixated on his.

"Quiet. I'm going to dominate you. We're breaking our record of four times in a row so we are going to double it." She snapped the ballgag taut making Jaune only whimper in both arousal and fear.

"Meep."

(Hours later)

Pyrrha sat silent outside of the hospital room with her brother sitting next to her. Neither one said a word, Cardin trying to process what he was just told.

"Pyrrha..." Cardin's voice was full of both pride and a hint of regret. Pyrrha blushed hard, face slushed full of embarrassment.

"When I said to show your dominance... I didn't mean to put him in a lower body cast." Cardin held a palm to his forehead sighing and shaking his head.

"He has a lot of aura..." Pyrrha countered making her brother throw his arms up in exasperation.

"Jaune won't be able to walk for nearly two weeks!"

"SEMANTICS!"

Pyrrha left shortly after so Cardin could talk to Jaune alone, walking through the door holding a takeout box Pyrrha had bought as an apology setting it down next to the table by the Arc's bed.

"So...you doing ok pal?" Cardin slowly seated himself in a chair next to the bedridden Jaune who's lower body is completely covered in a cast, a sheepish smile spread across his face.

"Not too bad. Hurts a little still but I'm healing." Jaune's eyes rotated to Cardin giving the ginger a small smile. The Nikos brother nodded smiling back.

"Was it worth it?" Cardin asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Every fucking moment man." This made the bullish boy start to laugh wiping away a tear that had leaked out.

"Well, at least you're not pissed off. Oh! And if you got her pregnant then...my mom's gonna kill you so..." He trailed off making Jaune go pale.

"B-but Pyrrha was the one who made me finish inside her eight times! She tied me up for Oum's sake!" Jaune pleaded making his case only receiving Cardin's trademark shrug in return.

"My mom doesn't care so pray that Pyrrha isn't pregnant my guy. Rest up!" He patted Jaune's shoulder leaving the blonde boy a nervous mess.

(Two weeks later)

"Card, um. I think I have a problem." Pyrrha walked into her brothers dorm. Cardin immediately could tell from the tone of her voice that it was serious and glared at his teammates to leave. The three guys shuffled out in a hurry leaving the two siblings alone. Cardin told his mom bye and put down his scroll listening intently.

"Do I gotta kill Jaune? Give me a sec I'll grab my mace." Cardin stoop up, walking towards Peacekeeper with Pyrrha waving her arms in protest.

"No no! But it does involve him..." Pyrrha fidgeted with her thumbs still too nervous to look her brother in the eyes.

"So I'm still killing Jaune then." Cardin now had Peacekeeper in hand walking towards the door but was stopped when Pyrrha jumped in front of him.

"No! It's... not...I...I think I might be pregnant." Card had his mouth drawn in a thin line, mace now resting back on the ground slowly nodding his head.

"...You do realize mom's gonna kill Jaune right?"

"That's why we need to protect him!" Pyrrha stomped her foot, making her brother burst out laughing hollowly

"Pfft! Yeah right! We'd need Aunt Tex to bat her off! Even then Jaune's probably dead! When mom finds out and you know she will, we might as well have a coffin ready!" His sister opened her mouth to speak only to hear a massive boom go off in the courtyard. The sibling duo peeked out the window only to see their family dropship had just landed in the courtyard and stomping out from the ramp was their fully armored ready for combat mother, clad in her combat gear ready for war.

"H-How did she find out?!" Pyrrha shrieked with Cardin thinking the same thing only to look over at his scroll in horror picking it up to see that their mother had heard the entire conversation.

"Well Jaune's dead for sure now. I'll go chop down a tree to make a coffin." Cardin took a step toward the window to escape only to feel his armor be pulled back violently with his sister scowling at him.

"We're protecting my precious blonde himbo! NOw grab your mace and get to my dorm before mom does! Jaune just go out of his cast today!"

Speaking of which, Jaune had just finished stretching in his room feet still a little wobbly but recovered for the most part. He let out a satisfied sigh and made his way to the door only to be greeted by an extremely tall woman clad in blue armor that covered her entire body. She took off her helmet narrowing her eyes at the Arc boy, stepping forward forcing him to back up.

'Holy crap, she looks exactly like Pyrrha except more fierce and mature. Wait...of fuck...this is Pyrrha's mom isn't it?!"

"You're Jaune Arc correct?" Carolina reached to her tight brandishing her M6Gmagun racking back the slide making the Arc start to quiver in fear.

"J-Jaune Arc? No! I'm...I'm...Juan Arc! Uh...Buenos noches senorita!" Carolina only narrowed her eyes further.

"Good evening ma'am? Please, I know when someone is acting boy. I know just about every language on Remnant." Making Jaune go silent immediately.

"Ok then...can I uh, beg for you not to shoot me? I just go out of the hospital and am slowly recovering." Carolina responded by leveling her sidearm at Jaune freezing him in place.

"Mom put the gun down!" A black aura enveloped the weapon forcing it to the side, Pyrrha vaulted over her mother taking a defensive stance in front of Jaune. Cardin scooted around his mom standing off to the side between the two parties earning a glare from the two women.

"Cardin! Get over here now! It's your fault mom knows so help me protect Jaune!"

"I'd relly would like to keep my ass in one piece thank you very much!" Cardin fired back with his mother still glaring at him.

"Then come over here and assist me in the castration of the Arc boy Cardin." Her son paled looking back and forth at a rapid pace before letting out a scream and smashing Peackkeeper into his forehead knocking him out instantly leaving the mother and daughter in a standoff. Carolina visibly relaxed holstering her weapon and sighing, donning a small smile as she looked at her daughter.

"You can stop acting so defensive honey, I'm not going to kill your baby daddy and hopefully soon to be husband." This made Pyrrha tilt her head looking at her mother in confusion.

"Un...what?" Carolina rolled her eyes walking over to the two lovers pulling them both in for a hug.

"Oh my sweet little daughter, I would never be angry at you or your boyfriend. In actuality, I did that little show to teach your brother a lesson to be more self-aware and end a damned phone call. I'm actually thrilled that you're having a baby! I finally get my grandbabies!" Carolina squealed pulling them in even tighter making Jaune stare at his girlfriend in utter bafflement.

"Pyr? What in the heck is going on?" Jaune asked still too nervous to move.

"It's simple future son in law, you're already a part of the family." York came in through the window wearing armor nearly identical to Carolina with only the color and helmet being different.

Carolina let them go walking over to her husband and embracing him before sitting down on Nora's bed gestruing the two of them to sit down as well.

"Now! Let's talk baby names!" Carolina cooed.


Blaise and I do plan to make this a short story in the future. Next chapter, Superforward/savage Pyrrha!