Randy sells weed in the dorm rooms of Gryffindor's house; as Fred Weasley rolls a spliff, Randy is all like, "so last time on survivor!"

"The game shook up again because we are so crazy!" Pensive shots of Ginny and Lavender making spooked faces. "Another swap jumbled up the tribes. The castaways then played a brutal game of Quidditch." Gratuitous montage of Harry and Draco straddling their broomsticks.

"Draco won it for the new Gryffindor tribe, but both tribes had a say in who was going home." Parvati is gasping all extra.

"Hermione was being haughty and set her sights on Snape, and the other original Ravenclaws floundered." Cho and Parvati are shown arguing with torches right before tribal.

"In the end, eight votes landed on they/them Luna, and they were sent home. Eleven are left, and two are going home tonight!" Randy rips a bong being hella loud.

Ravenclaw Tribe

Day 10

Two house-elf slaves frolicked together in the bushes nipping at each other's necks in fear of their owners beating them to a pulp.

Someone's stomach growls loudly throughout the camp, and Parvati says, "I'm so hungry. This rice is just not it."

Cho nods, "I'll go fishing, pooh."

Dancing in the brush, Cho does a back aerial. "So we decided to gut Luna at the last vote. She was a wild card. She would have been more loyal to Hermione. Besides, Snape is a huge target who will go soon."

Sweat glistens on Snape's torso as he chops a coconut with a machete. Lavender encourages him, "just keep hitting it."

"The vote went my way as it should." Snape snarls his jew nose, "I'm impressed that those two sniveling girls let her go like that." Dramatic shot of Cho and Parvati gossiping together as they walk down a path in the forest. "I suppose they can stick around longer if we win today."

Harry walks around looking suspicious.

"I thought about finding the idol, but I got bored and just jerked off instead," Harry notes with his hands all sticky. "I probably don't even need any protection. No condoms in the game of Survivor."

A fairy zips around and lands in Harry's cum puddle.

Gryffindor Tribe

Day 10

A rooster cockle-doodle-doos in the distance.

Draco Malfoy sits beside Ron, who's laughing at him. Ron's hands clasped over his flabby belly, wearing only boxers, but neither seems concerned about their open queerness in front of everyone.

Draco couldn't stop himself from asking, "Why are you laughing? What's so funny?"

"You think you're so mysterious, Draco. You're easy to see through. You just want a lad like me to fuck you."

Draco scrunches up his nose, "Don't you get it? I only want you to fuck me to stay in; I can't lose. It would be so embarrassing." He sighs deeply. "You don't want me to win. The teachers want us gone. And I know what happens if you don't stick together. The whole tribe dies. Look at Hufflepuff." A dramatic shot of Ginny sitting by herself. Draco shakes his head, "I know everyone hates me."

Ron's not sure what to say; he rubs his tired eyes. He knows Draco had his problems with the entire cast since day dot. But Draco has been trying to be nicer to Ron.

"You know, they'll throw us both out," Ron says. "Even though I don't like you. We need to make the final two, me and you." And before Draco can answer, Ron seals his promise with a kiss.

Feeling flustered, Draco stammers, "I do not like that disgusting poor boy Ron. What would father think of me dating a provincial commoner?" He protests, but his boner gives him away.

In a clearing, Albus and Hagrid are whispering intensely.

"We need to figure out a new target. Not everyone will be as easy as Luna. They were a sweet lass. Too pure for this game, like shooting fish in a barrel." Hagrid states.

"I am aware." Dumbledore brings out a handkerchief to wipe his forehead. "We can just focus on splitting up the Weasleys. That's an easy name to throw out."

"I didn't forget my first tribal experience. The shock of having to change our plans and those two ginger fuckers wrote my name down." Dumbledore's brow deepens. "My main target is the boy, and if Miss Ginny is collateral damage, so be it."

Washing their hair in the little stream a few paces away from camp, Hermione murmurs. "Women strong."

Ginny makes an inquisitive chirp as she drowns a mouse living in her hair.

"I want a woman to win. I am not coming for you. I want you to know." Humming, Hermione continues washing.

"That's nice and all, but I don't know if Hermione is aware that I have like no power in the game." Looking pensive, Ginny blinks, "I regret playing my idol for Luna. I should have dragged those elves to the merge. Blimey! Hopefully, the challenge is easy peasy."

Immunity Challenge

Day 10

The two tribes walk into the big spooky lake. Randy stands on a dock, "I have some good and bad news. The good news, your loved ones are here!" Everyone cheers, "The bad news? Two people are going home at the upcoming tribal council." Everyone gasps.

"Naur," says Ginny.

"Just like that, I'm not safe again. There's no way I'm winning this individual challenge." Looking frumpy, Ginny pouts.

"Let's bring out your loved ones. Draco, you ready to see your gay dad?"

"Yeah, whatever." Draco crosses his arms, and Lucius Malfoy pimp walks out from behind some bushes.

"You're not totally worthless? Interesting." Lucius says, and Draco blushes.

"Ooh, how cold." Draco pouts at his abusive father.

"Ginny, your boyfriend is here." Randy points to the conspicuous bushes where all the loved ones are hiding.

"Boyfriend?" Harry says, dumbfounded.

A black man with a nice afro walks out, and Ginny starts sobbing. "Dean, I've missed you so much!" She runs into his arms, and they kiss passionately.

"Alright, Albus, here is your goat fucking brother Aberforth." A large man, also with a long white beard, walks out and laughs.

"It's good to see ya! Staying away from farms now?" Albus pokes his brother's stomach.

Getting defensive as a furry would, "It's not like that, and you know it."

"Anyways, moving on," Randy shuffles the old people away. "Cho, do you miss your belle?"

"Oh my god, she flew in from France!?"

A spry young French woman steps out, "Oui. Fleur Delacour is here." Cho and Fleur dramatically kiss and whisper to each other in French AND Chinese.

"Okay, Ron, your momma Molly is here." An old ginger woman walks out, and Ron runs to her.

"I missed you, ma." She cuts him off, "can ya believe that George flopped? Ridiculous! I thought you or Ginny would have definitely done worse."

Everyone laughs at Molly's candidness, and Ginny says, "thanks, mom." As her man has his firm grip on her fat ass, he squeezes it.

"Alright, Parvati, your sister is up next…your OTHER sister. Karishma!" Another Indian woman ran out.

"Did you hear about our mother? She died at the Applebee's." Parvati nods and cries into Karishma's shoulder.

"Many condolences from the Survivor family," Randy says as Parvati blubbers about her dead mom.

Before Randy can introduce him, Grawp, all ginormous and retarded, runs out, "Hagrid!" he screams. Hagrid blushes and hugs his sixteen feet tall half-brother.

Draco whispers racistly to Lavender, "that's his loved one?" He scoffs.

"Yes, this is my adopted brother." Hagrid lies, and everyone shrugs.

"Do I even have a loved one?" Harry says, and Randy chuckles.

"Of course you do, Harry. Come on out, Dudley!" A fat gay boy runs out, and Harry deflates.

"This is so cool, Harry!" Dudley smiles as he stands next to his cousin.

Next, a little black boy hops out with a magnifying glass. "I'm Encyclopedia Brown! I'm here to solve the mystery of my missing sister. Where is she?"

Lavender whitely waves, Encyclopedia gasps, "What happened to you?"

"That common whore Hermione stole my melanin!"

"Detective Brown, that is not true. I was always black." Encyclopedia goes up and looks at Hermione. He examines her closely and shrugs.

"I guess she has an alibi, and we'll have to investigate some more." An ominous shot of Ron and Ginny standing next to each other.

"Enough of this drama, Hermione; here is your best friend, J.K.!"

A frumpy disgusting wrinkly nasty older woman walks out. "J.K. just loves black Hermione!" They hug, and Hermione winces.

Snape stands there awkwardly as he is the last person without a loved one.

"Don't worry, Mr. Snape. We have someone extraordinary for you." Nurse Gollum pushes out a wheelchair. A rotting corpse sat in the chair.

"It's her…" Snape breaks down.

"Yes, it's your dead bitch. You stalked Lily Potter."

Looking stank, Harry bitches, "not my mum, you sick fuck."

Snape ignores him and fondles Lily's tits, and French kisses her stuck open mouth.

Ron vomits, and Randy gestures away with instructions for the challenge. "All of your loved ones will be submerged in the water and guarded by the merpeople. We will cast a spell on them so they won't drown. The fastest person to bring their loved one onto the dock from Gryffindor and Ravenclaw will win individual immunity!" Randy pulls out two deathly hallows inspired necklaces. "The winners will also spend time with their loved ones in the great hall where a fancy dinner awaits. Let's get it on!"

All eleven castaways stand on the dock and are ready to dive into the water. Randy cocks his pistol, "Survivors ready?" He shoots, "Go!"

Everyone jumps in, and quickly Hagrid sinks and falls behind. Snape and Harry pull ahead as Parvati begins panicking.

"I think I'm drowning!" Parvati struggles to tread water. Alerting Cho, she sacrifices her chances to go over and rescue her.

"I don't care if I'm not safe tonight. I need my girl Parv. I also don't want to look like a threat. I am a great swimmer." Cho pontificates as she sits wetly on the dock as the lifeguard checks on Parvati.

Lavender lags in the water. Ron and Draco swim with gusto as Hermione's big poofy hair gets in her face.

Arriving first, Harry gets pushed around by the mermaids as they hiss, "Only one, only one faggot." at him. Struggling with the shackles, Harry frees Dudley's fat waterlogged body, and they rise to the top. Snape swoops in and frees his necrophilic belle. Lavender arrives and gets distracted by the sexy, sexy mermaids.

He was struggling to move his large body through the water. Hagrid groans.

Hermione begs the mermaids, "please let me save her, get out of my way." she punches a mermaid in the boob.

As Ron is dragging his mother to the surface, the mermaids are mad. Draco strangles one of them as he frees his daddy.

Ginny gasps as Snape, Harry, Draco, and Ron blast past her with their loved ones. Randy shouts, "It's so close! Who's getting to the dock first!?"

With intense shots of waves crashing, Snape slaps Lily down, and her arm breaks off. Ron and Draco are a few meters away.

"Snape…and Ron win individual immunity!" Molly Weasley wakes up from her spell and is like, "That was so scary; you did it, Ronald!" A timelapse of everyone being rescued from the mermaids who decided to turn on production. They wanted to keep Fluer and eat her, but Randy threatened to nuke the entire city of Atlantis; this was enough for the mermaids to concede.

"Alright, Ron, Snape, congratulations on your immunities," Randy puts the necklaces on them and massages their shoulders inappropriately. "Also, you have a reward waiting for you and your loved ones in the grand hall. I imagine you two don't want to go on a date together." Joking, Ron looks disgusted at Snape.

"Each of you will bring two people, and tribal lines do not matter."

"Perfect, Albus, Hagrid, you're coming along." Lavender and Draco both look pissed off.

"That's okay." Parvati nods.

"I'm bringing Gin and Hermione," Ron says.

"I need to make sure that those two are on the same page with me, and Snape had to go and ruin it and bring the two people I want to vote out. Fuckin' blimey." Ron shakes his head. His bangs fall and cover his forehead.

"If you're not going on the reward, say goodbye to your loved one because they are going home." Cho begins crying, and Fleur runs over to kiss her.

"Goodbye, big sis!" Encyclopedia bear hugs Lavender.

Harry just waves at Dudley, not too bothered at seeing him leave.

Coming over to Draco and Lucius bitch slaps him, "You failed. You were a waste of a nut in your whore of a mother."

"Daddy, why?" Draco tries not to cry in front of everyone, but tears still happen.

"We'll go to my favorite sit-down restaurant when this is over, me, you, Padma?" Parvati smiles and is all like, "yeah!"

Triumphant music plays as Randy states, "Snape, Albus, Hagrid, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, enjoy your modestly lavish meal before tribal council tonight."

"Those snot-nosed brats can decide what happens at tribal council. I'm enjoying my dinner with my bride." Snape cradles Lily's dead body in his arms.

"I'm so excited to have a nice meal with friends. What could go wrong?" Smiling naively, Hermione nods as they walk away from the docks.

Loved One's Reward

Day 10

A feast of meats layout on the long tables as ghosts set the table for the winners. J.K. and Hermione hold hands and laugh as they sit together. A large salad sits in front of Ginny and her man, Dean.

"I haven't seen this much food in my life!" Molly Weasley states and chuckles as Ron shivers nervously.

Grawp refuses to sit down, "Grawp, there are some biscuits for you!" Hagrid throws them like dog treats, and he catches them in his mouth.

Snape zips some soup into Lily's mouth, "here comes the airplane," he nasally says.

Albus' brother makes small talk, "Molly, you had a lot of boys I've heard? I can't imagine having more than a couple of siblings."

"Oh, it's not that hard, Aberforth. I think my womb was cursed with having boys, so we just gave up and made Ginny a girl ourselves."

A record scratches, and everyone looks at Ginny and her noticeably big hands. "Mom!" she protests.

Ron coughs awkwardly.

Albus says, "Ginny, share what you need to share when you need to."

"So she…is a he?" J.K. Rowling makes a disgusted face.

"Naur, Ginny's a girl; she's always been that way." Hagrid pointedly says.

"Ginny getting outed gutted me. I didn't know what to do. I wanted to be accepting of her because the girl was spiraling." Hagrid explains with his hairy chest puffed out.

"Ginny was born a man!?" Hermione huffs. "That is so disgusting! It's an outrage! Her trickery made me propose a GIRL alliance with him? That's null and void!"

"So Dean, you like her feminine penis?" Asking rudely, Hermione breaks her bread and pops some into her mouth.

"Yeah, I don't mind it. What's the big deal?"

"I'm sorry, Gene, I mean Ginny, I didn't mean to let it slip." Molly tries to backpedal.

"Leave it alone." Ron tries to defend her.

"She's always been my little sister, no matter what people think. I would take a bullet for Ginny." Ron explains and gets teary-eyed.

Snape sneaks off to bang Lily.

Snape is balls deep in her, "I'm androgynous and don't care about whatever trans hijinks are happening. I'm taking my win with pleasure." He nuts.

"Well, that's a disgusting, deceitful man," J.K. says.

Hagrid stands up and spooks everyone. "You're not going to say that about her. I'm a trans man. What's wrong with you?"

"You're just a lost lesbian, Hagrid! I'm so sorry the trans agenda has lied to you." Hermione tries to reason.

"I am not lost." Getting angrier by the second, Hagrid shakes.

"I think this is all getting out of hand. This was supposed to be a lovely dinner with people we care about." Dumbledore says diplomatically.

"You're a tranny too?" Ms. Rowling scoffs.

"Dumbledore is right. Please leave my children alone." Molly comforts a crying Ginny in her bosom.

Hagrid screams, "I'll fucking kill her!" He lunges across the table and punches J.K.'s face so hard that her skull explodes.

"Oh my god! Not my friend! Why Hagrid? Why!?" Hermione mourns.

All the camera people stand there in shock. Madam Pomfrey bursts onto the scene. "It's too late. She's dead. It's harder to save muggles."

Grawp is still stomping around like, "Why did Hagrid hurt pretty lady?"

A sudden somber mood falls over the dinner.

"What happened during the loved one's dinner was so dramatic. I can't even think about the vote right now." Albus shakes nervously.

"Hagrid, you are a murderous monster! What the fuck!"

Snape returns from his necrophilia, "Hermione, I would watch what you say. He might kill you next." He laughs.

Ginny and Dean get up from the table and go out into the hallway to be alone. "I didn't know Hagrid was trans, too, I'm glad I'm not alone, but I have to rethink everything."

"You know I think you're lovely, Ginny." They hug. "You are perfect just as you are."

Still in shock, "I understand Hagrid's anger. I do. I just worry what that means for the vote," Ginny says as Dean bombs her bussy from the back.

Ron ponders, lying down on a bench, "I think what Hagrid did was unforgivable. I think taking another life is wrong."

"That dumb bitch got what was coming to her. I might be two hundred years old, but I'm not an evil bigot. We need to kill fascists." Albus' robe blows in the wind.

A magical ambulance arrives to collect J.K.'s and Lily's dead bodies. The sirens blare.

Gryffindor + Ravenclaw

Day 10

Bells jingle, and owls hoot as the other five return to the Room of Requirement beach.

"The rest of my tribe isn't here. Who the fuck am I supposed to talk to?" Draco complains as he undresses into his underwear, "I'm playing my idol tonight. Just to get it out of the way."

Cho and Lavender walk together to the well, as girls often do. "So the plan is Harry, right? You're not turning on Parvati?"

"Harry's the biggest threat to win. Everyone loves him." Cho huffs as she shuffles through the jungle.

"I know the girls will tell me to vote for Harry, and I feel this could easily be a way to bamboozle me." Lavender bites her fingernails.

"I'm trying to get everyone off my and Parv's scent. This is round to get one of us. If they were smart, it'd be me." Cho smirks, "but they aren't so."

The cameras return to Harry and Parvati sitting in the shelter.

"Leggings are so comfortable. We need leggings for men, honey, except they would show their peepees, but that's okay with me. I can deal with it," Parvati says as she fixes the bunching up in her leggings.

Harry laughs awkwardly. "Let's vote Lavender, yeah?"

"Ditto, duh."

Parvati game bots in her school uniform. "I want that slut Lavender out and Harry's game. I need to convince my girl, Cho."

The original Slytherins waded in the ocean. "Are you okay? We ignored you all day, sorry."

"It's whatever I'm used to being ignored."

"I think I might be toast. Do you need the idol?" Lavender asks and flashes Draco her tits.

"I need it!"

"That selfish whore wants me to protect her? Fool! She must be joking." Simmering in the ocean, Draco submerges himself.

Being desperate and manic, Lavender catches Harry just standing around on some rocks in the ocean.

"Do you think we can trust Professor Snape? Because here's my plan, which one of them do you want out?" A dramatic violin plays as Cho and Parvati sit together, eating some coconuts and laughing.

"I don't know. He didn't take any of us on reward, and I imagine Snape plans on dumping us in fourth and fifth, right?" Harry says.

Lavender agrees, "We can always flip to Ron and Ginny, though, if she survives."

"Do I go with the Asian bitches or the stank emo people?" Harry wonders as he finds a horse to fuck.

The moon begins to fall,

"There's going to be some fireworks tonight." Cho firmly grasps her torch. "I don't think I'm in danger, but I could be wrong and have enough to go. We'll have to see."

"The vote could go three different ways. I need to talk to Snape, but I guess I'll have to do it at tribal council." Putting her head in her hands as Lavender sits on a tree stump. "I don't trust anyone."

Dramatic drum crescendos as the five walk out of camp, and the camera zooms away, giving an over-the-head shot.

Tribal Council

Night 10

The two groups return from their dinner and their starvation, respectively. The six Gryffindors sit on the left, and most of them are red in the face and angry. On the other side, the five Ravenclaws are tense and thin-lipped.

"So-" Randy is interrupted.

"My best friend was KILLED! Randy, do something about this!" Hermione begs.

"What? What happened at the reward?"

Albus clears his throat, "well, J.K. was being transphobic."

"No, that's not what happened. Ginny is a man! Her mother said so!" Wincing at Hermione's stank comments, Ginny twists her head around.

Harry's mouth drops open. Diplomatically Cho says, "I don't see what the big deal is?"

"So how was J.K. killed? Who did it?" Parvati pipes up.

Snape harumphs, "Hagrid did it because he's the same."

Harry tenses, and Lavender and Parvati gasp and say, "oh wow," and "oh my god! I would have never known."

"Yar, I killed the slut; she was being terrible."

"But you shouldn't have knocked her head off, literally!" Ron balks.

Draco leans over to Ron and whispers in his ear.

Sensing that this was a live tribal, Lavender stands the fuck up to run over to Snape.

"Cho, Parv, you seeing this shit?" Harry notes.

"I'm aware." Cho's mouth turns into a downward slash.

"I don't even know who to ask a question to. Ginny, it seems that this revolves around you. Are you worried tonight?"

Uplifting music plays, "What happened today was more than this game. I don't care if my decision makes me lose. I would rather tank someone else."

Hagrid nods fervently at Ginny's statement.

Lavender returns to her seat. Continuing his questioning, Randy asks, "Well, Ravenclaw, what happened at camp?"

"Nothing as interesting as that!" Laughing awkwardly, Parvati folds her hands together.

"Randy, it's clear that Harry is in the swing position tonight." Putting a hand on Harry's shoulder. Snape attempts to swing it in their favor.

"Randy, I think it's me tonight." Lavender breaks down into tears. "I don't want to go home. Please!"

Gasping lightly, Parvati makes a sympathetic face.

Meanwhile, Hagrid was browbeating Ron, "If you don't vote out Hermione, you are undermining yar little sister Ron. How can you live with that?"

Beginning to cry, Ron chokes out, "This is too fuckin' stressful! I don't know!"

"This is a smokescreen. They're voting me out!" Draco gesticulates wildly.

Randy just gapes at the circus.

"Hagrid fuck you!" In hysterics, Hermione is sobbing in her seat.

"If I kill everyone, do I still win the million?" Bawling his fists, Hagrid looks ready to murder again.

"Some of these cis girls just don't pass." Ginny crosses her legs.

Randy claps his hands, "Okay! As we have done before, there will be two goblets of fire. Gryffindor will drop your vote into the goblet with the red flame, and Ravenclaw will drop your vote into the one with the blue flame, got it? Ginny, you're up first."

Intense music plays as Ginny hops up and makes her way to the goblet room.

Ginny is shaking and crying as she votes, [Hermione] "What I saw today was so shocking, she deserved it."

Also, in tears, Hermione walks up. "You murdered my friend! What the fuck is wrong with you?" [HAGRID]

"I would kill that cunt again a thousand times; how can you live with yourself, you TERF?" [Hermione] Hagrid spits.

Draco just shakes his head and votes.

Shook Ron writes down a name in secret.

"Your behavior today was unbecoming," Albus says condescendingly.

After Albus finishes, "Parvati, you're up."

"Super sorry about this!" Parvati sticks her tongue out.

Lavender walks up to the voting podium and takes a big sigh. "Fuck…"

Harry stankly votes.

"I do not care who goes," Chuckling as Snape drops his folded paper into the goblet.

A bell plays as Cho opens the marker.

She returns to her seat.

"I'll tally the votes."

Randy brings back both goblets in his hands. "We'll start with Ravenclaw. Now would be the time if anybody has a hidden immunity idol and wants to play it."

Cho looks around, and no one stands after a few moments, and she grins wildly.

"First vote,"

[Harry]

"Wut?" Harry glares at Cho.

"Next vote," Randy flips over the paper.

[Parvati]

She nods.

"One vote Harry, one vote Parvati."

[Harry]

Randy pauses as he grabs the next vote.

"And the-"

"You've got to be fucking kidding me."

"Ninth person voted out, and the first member of our jury is…"

[Harry]

"Three is enough. I'm going to need your torch."

Ron pouts, and Draco crosses his arms.

Grabbing his torch and looking annoyed, Randy tells him, "Harry, the tribe has spoken." Snuffing his torch, Harry runs off.

"We have another vote to read, but as you just heard, the jury has started; another person will be joining the jury who will decide who wins this game."

Harry is sitting in Ponderosa, "I feel completely betrayed and misunderstood. They all made a mistake. Parvati is a bigger threat who will slip under the radar. Gah! My scar!" Voldemort pops out from some bushes and takes advantage of Potter.

"Alright, Gryffindor, if any of you have an idol and want to play it, now is the time to do so."

"I do." Draco stands up, digs in his underwear, and hands the Horcrux to Randy.

"This is an immunity idol; any votes for Draco will not count."

Hermione smiles.

"Okay, I'll read the votes."

[Hermione]

She shakes her head.

"Next vote,"

[Hagrid]

Rolling his eyes, Hagrid huffs. Albus looks at him lovingly.

[Hagrid]

"Two votes for Hagrid, one vote for Hermione, three left."

[Hermione]

"We are tied two-two."

[Hermione]

"And the…

Tie."

Randy quickly flips over the third [Hagrid].

"We are tied, three votes Hermione, three votes Hagrid, they will not vote, and if it ties again. They will be safe, Ron will be safe because of his necklace, and Draco will be safe since he played an idol. Only Albus and Ginny would pull a random rock to go home."

Hagrid looks over to Ginny and Dumbledore and stands up. "That won't be necessary. You can snuff my torch."

"No, Hagrid! Ron flip! Please!" Ginny begins to sob.

"I-I can't. I'm sorry."

Albus shakes his head in disbelief.

"If she wants to go, let her." Hermione spits.

"The rocks aren't in our favor. It's fine."

Hagrid gets up and brings his torch to Randy as the hero soundtrack plays.

"Hagrid, you and your tribe have spoken. It's time for you to go."

Hagrid waves his giant hand, and Lavender clutches her chest.

"Well, that was two dramatic tribal councils, and it's about to get more dramatic. Drop your buffs. You've made the merge." Randy throws a bag of purple buffs at Parvati and she catches them excitedly. "Head to your new camp. Good night."

Hagrid is shown in bed with Harry, "It was better if I went home, the game got ugly, and I wanted out of there." Putting his big hairy arm around Harry, "besides, I get to fuck Potter's bussy all the time now." They laugh and kiss.

NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR

"Those girls are dangerous." Albus and Snape stand with their hands on their hips.

"We got money!" Ginny exclaims as she hands out bags of gold to everyone.

Kissing Ron's chest, Draco says, "We need to get revenge for Potter,"

"I stayed over Hagrid BY A LOT," Hermione yells.

Votes:

Harry-Snape, Lavender, Cho, Parvati

Parvati-Harry

Hagrid-Hermione, Ron, Draco

Hermione-Hagrid, Albus, Ginny