The Torchwood Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

303. Facts Of Fluff

Title: Facts Of Fluff

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Jack, Owen

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 310 – Caffeine at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Owen tries to explain Fluff reproduction.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: My second drabble for this challenge. I have two more written, but I'm hoping to write at least another two.

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I love Janto: Ianto is a lot kinder to the rest of the team than most people would be - he shares his magnificent coffee with them. He could just make it for himself and leave them drinking instant, but he's not that cruel, LOL!

Can you imagine Torchwood without caffeine? They'd never get anything done, the earth would be invaded before they could even leave the Hub!

There are lots of videos on you tube of the various stars' skating routines. Ray Quinn won in the end, he was as good as the professional skaters, a worthy winner, but Hayley and Dan's Jai Ho routine is stunning.

Thank you.

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"Let me get this straight," said Jack. "You're telling me that Fluff reproduction is tied to the amount of caffeine in their systems?"

"Sort of." Owen looked thoughtful. "Look, it's not like giving Nosy coffee will make it spontaneously start producing more Fluffs. It's more that they can't reproduce at all unless they have enough caffeine in their diets."

"Then there's not going to be a Fluff population explosion?"

"Let me put it this way. We've had Nosy more than five years and we only have one baby Fluff."

"So that's a no?"

"Right."

"Pity. We could've made a fortune."

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The End