Let's see what happens when you got some demons coming to shop on earth. Things are about to get intense all over people! Also, will there be another failed summoning? Enjoy reading folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Royal Woods.)
The day has come and everyone is enjoying the peaceful Sunday. Officer Schoffner watches as one of her friends is directing traffic at the nearest intersection and she sees everyone near the park having fun. "Sure is a sight to see no troubles at all."
Then a red portal opens and she knows what this means and so does everyone else. "Well, here we go."
The portal opens and a hearse comes out and passes through the green light. "Huh, was that the demons?" The people see the demonic themed funeral car and the Young Morticians Club watches it drive by.
"Was that them?!" asked Boris.
"Hurry my friends! We must see what business they have here!" Bartholomew and the rest of the club… Walk to the direction of the vehicle, but then Haiku has an idea and she whistles for their bats to come and so they come and they help carry them to the I.M.P driving off. "Good thinking Haiku!"
In the Hearse, Blitzo….. Is not driving, he's sitting at the passenger's seat and the one driving is Loona, she does have a license to drive from hell and it is technically a license even on earth.
Moxxie and Millie are at the back alongside Lincoln and Luna. "So, we're all going shopping here on earth for the first time. Where should we go? The nearest supermarket?" asked Millie.
Hearing that was not making it comfortable for Lincoln and Luna sees this. "I don't think we should go to the nearest Supermart here guys, it's not gonna be an easy thing to go by and chances we're still banded from that place."
Loona sighs, she recalls what Lincoln said and from the court confession from this man who runs the local Supermart there. "Well, that's gonna be off the list. So, where the heck do we go for groceries then?"
Lincoln then has an idea. "The Royal Woods Mall! That place has a grocery store as well and there is the new Seven-Eleven Place at where Flip's once was, but that place is a convenient store."
"Well alright, now we have a fucking plan. We got the list of things we need, we have the location, the ride and the cash and…." Blitzo then realizes. "Umm, are the cash from hell even good here?"
They all realize this, though Loona seems calm as she drives. "Well, this is just great. We do not have the cash for the shopping, so now what do we do?" asked Moxxie.
"Shut the fuck up asshole. I know what to do, so don't worry. We have to get to the bank" replied Loona as she makes a left turn.
They all did not like when Loona said: We have to get to the bank. But to Blitzo he smiles. "Yes! First ever family bank robbery! And I thought we were just gonna be nice demons today."
(Royal Woods Bank.)
All of them are waiting at the ATM outside of the bank, Loona is typing in the numbers and amount of cash to get. "So, how the heck did Loona get a bank account here?" asked Millie.
Loona then inserts her card and the cash comes out. Which is approximately 5,000 dollars. "During the whole recess at the court thing, those two detectives knew we would win and so they asked if I wanted a bank account here and so I said yes. I was gonna have custody of Lincoln and Lunes and so I chose the right option to have the bank account with the name: Loona Silva Hound."
"But what about the money we have? I thought money from hell wouldn't do here?" asked Moxxie.
Loona then takes the cash and she goes to the others. "Who told you that?"
"We got word of it years go before I adopted you Loonie, and it said from Satan that cash in hell and earth could not be validated or confirmed as legal to each other" replied Blitzo.
"Well, sorry to the fucked up news, but that was just some publicity stunt to keep demons on check in hell and sure enough that commercial was years ago and nobody gives a shit about it anymore. I found out from Octavia who found out for her dad" replied Loona. "So there, case solved dumbass."
Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie are shocked to know about this. "Huh, so I guess we're not robbing the bank?" asked Millie.
Lincoln and Luna are confused and they whisper to each other. "Bro, what the heck is going on?"
"Honestly, I don't even know anymore sis" replied Lincoln. They didn't know about this stuff and weren't even told about it either.
"Well, I have the cash and now it's time to go to the mall" replied Loona. They all are about to head to the car, but then someone goes to them.
"Excuse me." They all see it was that priest again. Roland P. Chisel. "It is good to see all of you here once again and I see you're all planning to go someplace."
Blitzo sighs. "I really thought this guy was just gonna be a one-time meet thing, but now he's here and now he's gonna be all holy and all that bull shit."
Lincoln and Luna can tell they don't have time for this. "Sir, with all due respect we don't have time to talk. We really have to get going now" said Lincoln.
The priest can see the annoyed looks from the demons and the hellhound and he nods. "I understand, perhaps next time we may speak again. Enjoy your time here in Royal Woods and sorry for interrupting."
"Whatever weirdo" replied Moxxie and Millie. They all get into the car, but Loona looks to the priest and her eyes are glowing red.
"I don't know what you want or what you are looking for, but should you try and take my kids from me, then I will come and I will gut you alive and make sure the world's biggest stake is shoved right through you're fucking holy ass! Got it?!"
The priest feels frightened by this threat, but he holds his ground. "I understand and I have no intentions of taking the children from you. You have custody of them and they respect and love you, just as you love them and I am happy to see that, I just wish to speak with all of you when the time is right."
Loona scoffs. "Whatever man." She then goes into the driver's seat and they drive off to the Royal Woods Mall.
Roland sighs. 'There must be a time when I can speak to them, it is urgent and I wish to know more.' He then walks off and he fails to see the kids being carried by bats.
"Where did they go?" asked Morpheus.
Dante then sees the funeral car far ahead. "There they are!" The bats then flap as fast as they can, but they're starting to become tired, but they continue to carry the Young Morticians Club to meet the Demons.
Haiku has met them, but she wishes her friends to meet them for a reason.
(Royal Woods Mall.)
They soon arrive to the Royal Woods Mall. Many of the people see the demons come into the building and look around.
"Wow! This place look nice, not as dark, red and vile as the mall we have, but it is nice" said Blitzo. "And no fountain of blood either."
Lincoln then looks at the list. "Okay, so we need to go to the groceries first and see what we need, we're just here for groceries, we can check out the rest of the mall next time when we have a company outing." He then hands the list back to Loona.
"You heard my kid, let's move guys" replied Loona. She then gets a message from someone. "We got another kill target, we can do this one tomorrow."
"Who is it mom?" asked Luna as they walk through the mall. "Who's the kill?"
"Some black guy who runs a supermarket, says here the client wants him gone after firing him for one mistake, the client was kicked out of his job so hard that he was kicked onto the road and was hit by as semi-truck and the manager said he had nothing to do with it."
Lincoln and Luna know who that man is. "Mom, when did this client die?" asked Lincoln.
"Last year, why?" asked Loona.
"Because I think this son of a bitch needs a good slashing" replied Lincoln. They continue their walk to the nearest supermarket in there and they soon find it and enter.
Moxxie and Millie grab a cart and they begin to go to the produce isle. "So, how do you guys know the target?" asked Millie.
"Let's just say it has something to do with a… A very uneasy memory that Linc and I went through" replied Luna. "This man, he can be mean and not easy to talk to, even if you just made one mistake he'll get angry and take things way too seriously."
"Well, I think he deserves to die and Luna can do the job" replied Blitzo. He comes back from the snack section and got what they needed. "I got another list, so we can double the efforts."
Luna is nervous hearing this. "Whoa. Guys, easy there, I mean I don't think I'm ready for that task yet, I said when I'm ready and sure as heck I don't think I am ready to slice and dice anyone, yet."
Loona sighs and she smiles. "Guys, Lunes will say when she feels like she can do it, let's not push her."
"Mom's right. Leaves sis be and let's wait till she says she can be part of the whole killing thing, now let's get some eggs and milk and then we can get our hands on some meat" replied Lincoln. The cart has enough vegetables for them to use, though Loona and Blitzo are confused by what they got.
Loona looks to the broccoli. "Is this a tiny tree?"
"This one looks dead." Blitzo grabs the broccoli that is white.
Moxxie sighs. "This is going to be one very unforgettable shopping experience." Then he sees someone. "Linc, some kid is watching us."
"Huh, what? Oh, him." Lincoln and the others see this kid with blonde hair, white hat and the same clothes he wore just like Lincoln's, but different foot wear. "Yeah, ignore him." They continue to grab what they need.
"So, you know him?" asked Luna.
"Know him, hate him and do not wanna do anything about him" replied Lincoln. They then make it to the breakfast isle and that where Lincoln sees the Zombie bran, he ignores it and just keeps moving.
Loona, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie see this and are confused, though Luna looks uneasy and a bit upset. "Lunes, does this have anything to do with something?" asked Loona whose holding the cereal.
Luna sighs. "Yeah, the whole grocery thing. Months ago, which I really regret. I wasn't even there to back him up when he doing all the work for us, neither did Lori and she's supposed to be the oldest and responsible one too."
Loona sighs and the others can tell this was a sign of trouble. "We can discuss this matter for next time, now where the heck did Lincoln go?" asked Millie.
Lincoln then comes back with pudding cups in cases for all of them to enjoy. "We got all we need: Chicken, pork, beef, some vegetables, snacks and whatever is needed for cooking and we even got some sodas and mom got…" Lincoln looks at the name crossed off the list. "Mom, why did you get doggy biscuits?"
They all look to Loona. "What?" She checks the list. "I did not write…." She then looks to Blitzo. "What did you do?"
Blitzo then showed them the puppy biscuit treats. "I thought you liked them." He smiles at her.
Loona sighs. "Blitzo, I'm not a pup anymore and this is not on the list, so please put it back. You're making this very much fucked up and unbearable."
"Alright fine." Blitzo places the dog treats into the snack isle and they all walk off to the register.
All while the same kid loos to Lincoln in anger. 'We're not done you and me Pineapple boy! You costed me a whole month of grounding and now I'm gonna make sure your life is ruined, with or without demons!'
(Soon.)
They all wait for the things they got to be checked out, though many of the customers are looking to the demonic group. Lincoln and Luna are checking the messages they got.
Moxxie and Millie bought some magazines they can read and so did Blitzo, though his magazine seemed like something for moms.
Loona sees they have five more kills and two takedowns to deal with. They are gonna have one heck of a busy week. They then grab the bags with their purchases and make their way out the supermarket. "That went well" replied Moxxie.
"And we didn't even cause any trouble" replied Millie as she carries the bag of vegetables.
Lincoln chuckles, but then he stops and he ducks down as a pineapple flies right by him and it hits the wall nearby, they haven't even reached the outside of the Supermart and something is happening. "Well, looks like trouble is here and just when we were about to leave too."
They all turn around and look for who threw that, even the people there wanna know who did that. The employees than call the mall cop captain to come and check this out, they all look around for someone.
Lincoln places his hand onto the ground and he looks around the place, Loona uses her ears to clock out the sounds from everyone and tracks down who did this and then she picks up a scent. "Guys, something smells like anger and revenge, and yes I can smell that, sort of."
The mall cop Captian arrives. "Alright what the heck is? Oh, hi there demons from the court thing, umm what seems to be the problem here?"
Loona points to the stack of cans. "Right in there officer and where the hell were you?" they see the mall cop captain had a plate of free samples from the bakery.
"Ummm, lunch break?" said the mall cop captain as he eats another cannoli.
Lincoln sighs. "Yeah, I doubt that. So, who's behind those cans and what the heck does this person want?" Then the cans collapse and someone comes out and wearing meat and fish as armor.
"You time is now pineapple boy!" The kid's name is Tyler Conner and he's from the episode. "Cereal Ordeal."
Lincoln sighs. "And an old enemy is back, just terrific." He then stands his ground and cracks his knuckles. "Everyone get down, now!" Tyler then uses a price tag gun. But he modified it to shoot peas and he starts shooting them everywhere and everyone else gets down.
Lincoln and the others are standing still and watch as the peas fly by them. "Either his aim is off or those things are defected?" asked Moxxie. "We have to stop this kid, he's as annoying as that brat we brought with us."
"Do not remind me. So glad we got rid of him." Blitzo uses his flint lock and he blasts the two price tag guns off his hand.
"Hey! No fair!" Tyler then runs at them with a swordfish for some reason. Why does this place have one?!
Lincoln uses his claws and he deflects all of Tyler's attacks, he then uses one clawed glove while the other hand is at the back like he's fencing and Tyler is using both hands for this large sailfish and he is not even laying any hurt onto Lincoln. Lincoln smiles. "En garde lobster butt."
"How are you doing this?!" Tyler tries to stab him, but he accidently trips and he stabs a box that says. "Raft in a box." and the raft comes out and tosses Tyler to the pineapples, and that is one painful landing.
Soon, Tyler's mom sees this. "Tyler?! What are you doing?!"
"Ma'am, I believe your son was assaulting this family" replied the Mall cop Captian who has cuffs with him and he goes to the kid and cuffs him, and he removes the pineapples on the kids back.
The mother looks to the demons. "I am so, so sorry for my son's actions. I didn't think he would do this after I grounded him months ago."
Lincoln sighs. "Ma'am, keep an eye on him just in case he does more damage to another good place. We don't want any of the peace to go down and see him get into trouble that could land him somewhere he shouldn't be, I mean we all heard about what happened to Chandler."
Word got out, that Chandler McCann has been suspended from school for a whole month and his parents are planning to remove him from the school and send him to a private one where he can't cause any trouble. A private school for troubled boys and Chandler is one of them and it's all the way at Lansing City.
"Y-Yes I will see to it he gets punished properly." The woman follows the mall cop captain with her son in hand cuffs.
"This is not over you and me! I will get my revenge and I will take you down! You haven't seen the last of me pineapple boy! You are doomed to me and dead to me! You hear me?!" But his mom makes him shut up by putting a spinach in his mouth. She has to fix her son's issues.
Lincoln and the others all make their way out of the mall. "So, why the heck does he call you pineapple boy anyway?" asked Blitzo.
Lincoln sighs. "Let's just say me and that kid have had a run-in once, when we had a squabble over some….. Cereal." Luna then realizes, this was all about an old memory, and now that old memory has come back to try and attack them. She then looks to the bag she has and the cereal she got, it wasn't Zombie Bran, but it was something he might like.
Luna needs to talk to him.
They all make it out of the mall and then they spot something in the sky. "What the fuck is that?" asked Loona.
They see a massive swarm of bats coming towards them. "Who here wants to bet it's the Batman?" asked Blitzo. All of them don't wanna place bets.
The bats soon come down and they see who it is, some schoolmates Lincoln has met and are once the group Lucy was a part of. Haiku, Bartholomew, Boris, Persephone, Morpheus and Dante. The Young Morticians Club. "Huh, hey guys also did you guys fly all the way here?"
"We did and our bats need the rest, but we're here for one thing and…." Morpheus remains silent when they see Blitzo. "Oh, I forgot we met him."
They all look to Blitzo. "They summoned me when I was taking a bath and I needed to wait five fucking minutes to be unsummon, the bad news was that all the water was gone."
Luna looks to them. "What the heck were you guys even thinking doing that? Also, not cool to summon some guy who was doing something personal."
"Forgive us, we were trying to summon a powerful demon overlord so we may learn from his dark ways" replied Boris.
"And who might this demon be?" asked Loona.
Bartholomew has the book. "I got this book from my grandfather who said he knew this demon and tried to summon him once, his name is Alastor, the Radio Demon and is said to be one of the most powerful overlords in all of hell and we were trying to summon him."
"And how did that go?" asked Lincoln.
They did not wanna tell them who they summoned first, recalling Charlie made them feel like barfing after hearing her god damn song of happiness and a hotel. "We'd rather not talk about it" relied Dante.
"Okay, wo why the heck are you guys coming to us for?" asked Moxxie.
"We wish to know how to summon the Radio Demon" said Haiku. "We know it's hard for us to ask you to let us come to hell and we know he can be very busy, so we thought we'd summon him, since summoning a demon provides no interruption and that said demon has to come no matter what the cost and that Alastor is a gentleman who would respect the summoning ritual" replied Haiku.
They remain silent, then Millie speaks. "Not wrong, at times Alastor can be very busy, well busy trying to find something to entertain him. But when it comes to summoning stuff and all that shit, he takes that seriously and has to do it, only a few demons who still do the olden stuff do this kinda thing and you guys tried to summon and old demon."
"Yes and we wish to know from demons on how to properly summon and all-powerful demon" replied Persephone. "Please, tell us how to summon such a demon of great authority in hell."
Lincoln and the I.M.P group gather and talk it out, they all have the same idea. Because they asked that they wanna learn how to summon a demon of "Great Authority!" Okay, okay.
Moxxie walks towards them. "Listen up and takes notes kids." The Young Morticians Group begin to listen to what Moxxie instructs them, but the others seem like they wanna laugh at their prank on them.
Luna on the other hand is confused. She can tell they are going to prank the Goth kids, but what?
(I.M.P. Building, nighttime.)
Lincoln had finished watching a video from The GamingTerroriser, which was a prank on blowing up Wildcat's house in Minecraft. He then puts his phone away and he sets up his alarm clock and he looks to his plans and one of them is an upcoming birthday of Cherri Bomb, which is on October 13.
'How the heck do I even prepare for the birthday of the demon who showed me how to ba a ruthless maniacal gun game pro?'
Then he hears a knock on the door. "Come in."
It was Luna. "Hey bro, you got a minute?" Luna is in her sleep wear.
"Sure, but we got school tomorrow so let's try and make this quick." Lincoln sits on his bed and Luna joins him.
Luna then sighs. "Linc, I know being at the place where the cereal was is kinda hard to be comfortable with and seeing that kid who tried to hurt us as well. They bring back some bad vibes and even I know it makes you feel like you wanna do something, I need to know how you feel bro."
Lincoln then leans onto Luna's shoulder. "Luna, being there was making me feel like every memory of a painful past mistake come back and sting real hard and one of them was trying to manage groceries while 9 sisters were doing what they want all over the place when they were supposed to behave, that was the Lincoln who thought he could be responsible and fell for the idiotic ways of a crappy commercial about zombie based cereal."
"I wanted something, and to get that something I had to put the trust that Rita saw in me and then show her I could do the job and also keep an eye on my sisters, but I guess that was a total bust and it made things difficult for me to handle when we were kicked out and then I took the heat, when clearly I was doing all the work and one of that said work was trying to keep you and the others in line. So, how do I feel? Like a fucking time bomb just went off in my head, after experiencing that very moment from that very same place from the same fucked up trouble I made when I…." Lincoln stops when he sees Luna crying.
Lincoln holds her hand. "Luna, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, I was just venting."
Luna then wipes away her tears and she hugs Lincoln. "No, no. Don't be, that day was not your fault, it never was. You were the hardworking one and what did me and the other older sisters do? Nothing, we just goofed off and thought we could do whatever the fuck we wanted."
"I should've helped, Lori should've helped and sure as heck Luan, Lynn and Leni were not gonna be of any help at all. We treated that place like we owned it, but we don't and where did that lead us? Kicked out and you got blamed for our mistake, it wasn't you're Lincoln, it was mine… Ours' the former sisters fault as well. I'm sorry little brother. I'm sorry."
Lincoln tries his best to comfort his sister, but then they feel another pair of arms join them. Loona has come in and hugs them both. "We all have to go through memories and we all have to fight our past demons and learn to get over them."
Lincoln and Luna then hug Loona and she does her best to comfort her rockstar pup, and so does Lincoln. 'This is why I took her in, because these two have some unfinished memories to settle, memories of bad times. But they'll get through it, I know they will.'
(Royal Woods Cemetery, the Eastern Side of town this time.)
The Young Morticians Club are at it again, this time they used blood from an animal to make the circle, pentagram and runes and the runes now have smiles on them to make it match the smile on the book.
Boris and Persephone brought in some instruments made of actual bones, from animals for the whole thing because it is illegal for them to use or even make stuff from human remains.
Bartholomew has the book on a pedestal made of animal's bones as well and this time they all dress as demons, well feathered demons. "Alright then, we have done everything that is right from according to Lincoln's family and so we shall commence summoning the Radio Demon!"
They all nod and begin the incantation and do some odd dance around the pentagram as instructed, the music is played and Bartholomew speaks the powerful spell to summon the demon they seek and then fire engulfs the circle once more.
"I hope this is it! Let it be the Radio Demon! The Overlord of Destruction and all of Hell!"
The fire then clears and what they see is a bed, and someone or something is sleeping on the bed and that someone is Stolas, and he's hugging a body pillow of Blitzo. Oh god!
"That does not look like Alastor" replied Persephone as she looks away and turns red.
Haiku does the same and so does Dante. "That is Stolas, he's one of the friends of I.M.P."
Stolas wakes up and he sees them all. "What the? Oh I see, is this some kind of summoning?"
"Y-Yes?" said Boris.
"Well, sorry to be a burden but you caught me at a wrong moment and I assume it will be 5 minutes before you send me back right?" asked Stolas.
They all look to each other and then to the demon prince. "Yes" replied Morpheus. "Are you the one that they call the Goetia Prince?"
"Yes, yes I am. But I am in no mood to speak to the rest of you" replied Stolas in a stern manner. "Now, give me some silence so I may enjoy my Blitzy." He then goes back to sleep and hugs the body pillow.
The Young Morticians' club sighs in annoyance. They thought this would be okay, but now they see that the infamous Goetia Prince of Hell is nothing more than some sad sap of a demon with an affair. Better luck next time kids!
To be continued…..
A/N: Well, I guess some memories are something they have to handle with and an old enemy might come back soon, maybe. Also, bravo kids, taking advice from demons and summoning "Great Authority" to the ritual, real smooth guys. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Also, the next chapter is when a demon comes to earth to spend some time with Lincoln, and possibly his pals. Who will it be? Angel Dust or Alastor? Vote guys, though pick the right one please. My vote is on Angel Dust, why? Lincoln needs to know what to get Cherri Bomb for her birthday and so the best way is to know from the one demon who knows her too well than anyone!
Date made: 10/10/20.