It's time, time to see the hang out between the guys and gals of the demons of I.M.P and some from the Hazbin Hotel. This one is about the guy's and they're Night Out, the chapter before is the girls and yes two chapters in one day. I did this once before with my other stories. I would like to thank "Qazse" for the idea of the gals and guys night out. Enjoy folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
Guy's Night Out.
(I.M.P. Headquarters.)
The gals are locked, loaded and all of them are ready for one helluva night out and who are the gals in this? Blitzo, Moxxie, Angel Dust, Husk, Stolas and Lincoln. Wait? This is it? Why?
The guys are in the meeting room of the office. "Alright, so does everyone have what they need for this night?" asked Angel Dust.
"We got the cash we need in case we're going to be doing something, well we have tons of it" replied Moxxie.
"We have weapons, just in case things get out of hand. Of course I got the gun I took from the duck head we killed" replied Blitzo.
"I brought the book, the same book I will need on the last day of the month, which is when the moon is full and when I get my pleasure from you Blitzy" said Stolas, then he snaps back to normal. "Also, this book contains some healing incantations we can use as well."
Husk finishes his bottle and has another one. "Extra booze, so we don't run out. But I know we're gonna go to a bar soon."
Lincoln sighs. "Well, this night should be interesting, I hope we don't do something that some of us are gonna be regretting for the rest of our lives." He then gets up from the chair. "Also, I thought there was gonna be another guy joining us?"
"Wait up there kid. The extra guy coming along will be waiting for us elsewhere. So, I think now is the best time we head on out and have a fucking good time!" said Angel Dust.
"This is also a congrats on making the test, even though the grades won't be out till Monday and all that shit" replied Blitzo.
Husk gets up. "Let's get this over with, sure is a fucking shame smiles can't be here."
"Alastor has his own way of entertaining himself, and I doubt he'd wanna be with us. He's old fashioned and would rather keep an eye on the hotel. Remember, there's only two folks there keeping an eye on it" replied Moxxie. "Let's go and see if the girls are done and also headed off."
They all head out of the meeting room and they see a note on the receptionist's desk. "What the heck is this?" Blitzo picks it up and reads it. "Oh, it's from Loona. She said they're already off to their gal's night out. Best us guy's head on to ours now. To the IMP Mobile!"
(Spinning logo of I.M.P.)
They're all inside of the company ride and all of them are in the back and waiting for the whole night to begin. "So, how was the whole visit with one of your former sisters?" asked Stolas.
Lincoln remains silent and doesn't speak, Husk then nudges Stolas. "Dude, do not say that or even ask him that. I think something happened and that something must have been fucked up…"
"She's dead to me" replied Lincoln. "She's lost her mind and her identity. She's nothing more than some vengeful bitch who wants me dead, even though she says she wants to be family again, I know she has another agenda up her mind."
This makes then silent and Angel Dust feels bad. "Hey kid, don't worry about it. She's long gone now and not coming here."
"I beg to differ Angel" said Blitzo as he drives past the light before it goes green. "Chances the lady she killed is here in hell and only a matter of time before she calls us to do the job and if it involves capture then sure as fuck I wanna see her get tortured by the client!"
"I'm in for that Blitzo" said Lincoln. "But if the job is to kill her, well…" He has his claws out and ready. "I'm gonna enjoy every moment she begs for me to fucking stop. I will kill her, as shall I one day to the same to the one who made me outcasted by the family."
They all remain silent from hearing this. Lincoln is angry and also needs some time to cool off from what he went through.
"Well, at least we can spend this night as just us guys, so glad Lucy is not with the gals" said Moxxie. Then the car is swerved to the left by Angel Dust. "Hey! What the fuck are you doing?!"
"Quick! Take the one way street! We're meeting the other guy there!" said Angel Dust.
"What the fuck?! Angel, let go! I am driving here!" said Blitzo. This turns into an argument and the car drives wildly and keeps going out of control and everything inside is spinning out of control.
While they all panic from driving out of control, Lincoln remains still and looks to his claws. "Well, this is the best way to start this guy's night out. One crazy drive."
The car then stops in front of the guy they are supposed to meet. Blitzo opens his eyes and looks to Angel Dust. "What the fuck is wrong with you?! I know we're supposed to meet the guy and…." He stops and sees who it is. "Oh fuck."
Angel Dust opens the window. "Get in the back, now!"
The back of the hearse opens and Lincoln looks to see who it is. "No fucking way. Sir Pentious?!" Yup, it's the Victorian inventing Sinner, of a snake known as Sir Pentious.
"Oh don't give me that look kid. I just want one night to ease my nerves, before I have to go back to doing what I do best. Also, that striped freak wouldn't leave me alone and so, here I am."
He goes into the back and he sits next to Lincoln. "What?"
Lincoln sighs. "Well, it's good to have some company and I guess you'll have to do." He then looks to Angel Dust. "Alright, Blitzo, drive us outta here."
Blitzo steps on it and they drive off to wherever they're going. Lincoln, Moxxie, Stolas and Husk look to the serpent sinner. "So, Angel got you into this huh?"
Sir Pentious sighs. "Yes, yes. He wouldn't stop fucking calling me and sending me letters about this, guys night out and so, I had no choice, I've been stressed lately and I don't wanna deal with what those fried chicken incest's are planning tonight."
"Just as long as you don't do anything to us, then we won't screw with you for tonight" said Moxxie.
"I won't. Trust me that I am not planning on anything fucked up tonight, chances all hell would break lose if I do harm the kid, not after what the boss of hell had to announce" said Sir Pentious.
Lincoln chuckles. "With or without Magne protection, I'd still whoop you're snake tentacled ass."
They all chuckle from this, then the vehicle stops and they all open the back door and come out to see. "Why the hell are we outside of the city?" asked Stolas.
They are on the outskirts of Pentagram City and Imp City. "Angel Dust, what did you drag us into?" asked Husk.
"This." Blitzo takes the book from Stolas and he opens a portal. "So, who wants to go and fuck shit up?"
They're all confused. "We're not following what you just said? What did you say?" asked Lincoln.
"You heard him." Angel dust grabs some guns. "Who wants to go and bag us some kills?"
Hearing this makes Lincoln smile. "Oh. Hell. Yeah!" He then grabs as many weapons as he can get from the back of the car and so does Moxxie, Husk and Stolas. Sir Pentious grabs his own weapons and gets ready.
"So, we're going to the world of the living to kill some folks? What, is this some kind of job?" asked Husk.
"You can say that, but you guys will see that the guys we're killing are worth the bloodshed and the rush" said Blitzo as his eyes glow and he has a wicked grin.
"We wanna know what we're up against first, chances some of us will get hurt if we go out there and do who knows what!" said Moxxie.
Angel Dust sighs. "You're no fun. Fine, we're gonna go and kill some bad guys. Bad guys who have done so fucked up shit to the world of the people, and to see if killing them will change everything."
Lincoln then carries an MG42 and he has it locked and loaded. "Then let's go and knock some heads. Because I am itching for a fight and some bloodshed!" He then goes through the portal and so does Blitzo.
"Anyone else?" asked Blitzo as he looks to the others.
The others look to each other and they go on through, with Moxxie sighs. "Fuck."
As they all go on through, sir Pentious mentions. "This is my first time back in the world of the living!"
(Somewhere in South America.)
They all go through and are in the jungle, and they look around and see a large compound. "Where the hell are we?" asked Lincoln.
"Somewhere in Brazil and see that compound?" asked Blitzo. "That there is the home base of the infamous drug cartel."
This shocks them. "Wait what?!" said Stolas. "The drug cartel? The very same ones who are responsible for the drugs being used by everyone in the world? This is their home base?"
Husk peeks out of the bushes. "Looks like it. Those planes and trucks aren't messing around and it looks like their planning to ship a ton of shit out of the place."
"I'm lost here, what the fuck are we doing? I mean, I know what the drug cartel is, but why are we doing this?" asked Sir Pentious.
Lincoln arms the MG he has. "Simple. We go in and we send those fuckers to hell, but we need to make sure none of the goons and assholes escape. Sir Pentious, you got something we can use to keep the area contained?"
The snake inventor smirks. "Oh yeah!" He then has a small egg shaped device. "This will work perfectly!"
Angel Dust has his arms ready with lots of SMG's. "Then let's go and fuck some shit up!"
Moxxie readies the shotgun and a pistol and knife. "This is gonna end so badly. But the fuck with this!"
They all come out of the bushes and they run towards the compound. Husk uses the sniper rifle and also drinks and he shoots eight of the guards. Stolas has a shield with him and keeps them from getting shot.
They are now in the perimeter of the place. "Now!" yelled Lincoln.
The Serpent Inventor tosses the egg device and it makes a crimson barrier around the compound. "There, nothing goes in and nothing goes out. Time to truly cause some chaos!" All of their eyes are glowing and they race into the place.
Inside; the men who are guarding the place are by the main gates and ready to open fire. The workers are all being evacuated someplace else, these workers are there to work as slaves.
Then the main doors are busted open from the blast of Sir Pentious' bomb cannon and then the left and right windows are breached and Blitzo and Angel Dust come in and they begin to go gangster on the place.
Stolas walks in and he slashes some of the gunmen and the reason why they're not getting shot at, is because the book has a spell to create a powerful barrier that can hold, unless a bomb goes off, then the shields each one has will be down.
Lincoln races past Sir Pentious and he slashes at the legs of the gunmen, and this gives Moxxie and opportunity to shoot the men while they're down.
Husk breaks through the sky light and he stays above and snipes anyone headed they're way, all while drinking a bottle of vodka. How is he doing this while drinking?!
Sit Pentious then tosses some bombs and they destroy the main doors to prevent any goon from escaping. "Now this is fun!"
"I'll go and see to it the slaves are freed from this place." Stolas goes over to the door and he breaks it open to see tons of people. "Hello simple people, time for you all to leave this wretched place."
They all do as he says and they head out of the room, and take cover from the bullets everywhere and they head out of the compound.
Lincoln then tosses a knife onto one of the gunmen who were gonna stab the serpent inventor. "Umm, thanks?"
"No problem." Then Sir Pentious shoots a gunman who was gonna stab Lincoln. "Huh, I guess we're square."
"This does not change anything. When this is all over, then we're back at each other's throats!" Sir Pentious uses a chain and he grabs one of the goons and blasts at the man's chest.
"I wouldn't have it any other way!" Lincoln races up the wall and he lands down onto two gunmen and stab them in the neck, he then slides underneath another one, clings to the man's back and uses his claws to punch into the man and he rips the spine out.
He then uses the spine to stab the skull of another gunman. Angel Dust leaps over Lincoln and he draws out his other extra arms. He now has six kinds of submachine guns and he lets the bullets fly all over the place. "Everybody fucking panic!"
Blitzo and Moxxie are now back to back and they both begin to shoot anything that is coming for them. "So, how're you handling there Moxx?"
Moxxie snickers. "Like fucking shit!" He then grabs a box of cocaine and he throws it onto some of the gunmen who all cough from the blinding drugs. Moxxie throws a grenade and it kills the men.
(Two minutes later.)
The demons all look around and they see that all targets have been killed. "Well, looks like they ran out of assholes to send at us" said Blitzo. "How long is the barrier again?"
"Another 30 minutes, we still got time to do one more thing" replied Sir Pentious as he readies another one of his weapons. "So, we going after the boss?"
They all reload their weapons. "Let's go and fuck shit up!" said Lincoln. He looks to the catwalk. "You okay just being here Husk?"
Husk is laying down on the catwalk and gives them a thumbs up. "Go on ahead, I'll keep an eye on thins out here."
They all head to the elevator and they head to the second floor of the compound. "You know, I'm surprised Lincoln isn't exposed to the drugs that were everywhere" said Moxxie. "Are you alright kid?"
"Yeah, the drugs were all over the place. But for some reason, the only drug in me is a helluva adrenaline rush and I am in the mood to slice someone's fucking head off" said Lincoln.
The elevator stops and it opens for them to see the main halls of the compound and they see lots of gunmen. "Looks like they got more for the rest of us, this must be the ones who held back" said Angel Dust.
Lincoln cracks his knuckles. "Maximum effort." They all go in and start slaughtering them all.
(30 minutes later.)
The demons and the kid walk out of the place and they see that the barrier is down and the people have fled the scene. "Well, looks like we made their day" said Blitzo. "So, what the fuck do we do now?"
"This." Lincoln grabs one of Sir Pentious' bombs and he tosses it into the compound and the whole place blows up as they walk away slowly and all have shades.
Moxxie has the head of the man who operates the cartel and they also have the bag with all the names and lists of places where they have other drug bases. "We're so cool!" said Sir Pentious.
"Shut up!"
(At some bar.)
All of the guys are there and enjoying some good laughs. All of them are drinking some tequila, vodka, beer and some wine. But Lincoln just has a soda. Also, they are the only ones in the bar, where are the other patrons? All over the place, they got into a fight and the victors get the spoils.
"So, so…. After I told Tom Trench about the big scoop at Pentagram square, he went there and he fell for my trick and he got a shit ton of shit water all over him!"
They all laugh at the prank that Angel Dust pulled off. "Oh wow! I think I recall that one last year, on the news. The whole camera thing was live and that was so humiliating for him" replied Stolas.
They all continue to laugh, then Husk notices Lincoln. He looks miserable still and is looking to his rink. "Hey kid. You doing alright?" the others also notice this.
Blitzo knows what this means. "Kid, one night of all of us fucking shit up and you're still like this? I thought the bloodshed would work."
"We teamed up with the most unlikely of all demons and you still feel bad about what happened? Lincoln, do not let her words get to you and stay focused on the life you have now" said Stolas.
Lincoln sighs. "Sorry guys, but the words from my former sister is still lingering in me and I don't know what else to do to make the words go away and go back to the way I am from before. The whole idea to go and see her was mine, and… I just feel bad that I did this to myself, and got my sister, cousin and mom involved."
Angel Dust knew it was time. "Then I'm glad I have this plan setup." He snaps his fingers and three sexy figures walk in and they go sit next to Lincoln.
The others see who they are and are shocked at who these females are. Lincoln then sees a pair of arms on his back. "Hello Lincoln." That was the voice of Michelle Lewis, he turns around and he sees she's wearing a red lingerie.
Then he sees a brown cat demon wearing white and has a bell collar and a succubus at the same height as the cat demon and wearing a white top with tie and black lingerie. Lincoln then looks to Angel Dust. "What the hell is this?"
The cat then grabs his face. "We wanna help you get over what that bitch said to you." She purrs as she kisses his cheek. "My name's Summer."
"We saw how you bitch talked that spider on the news and we thought you seemed so….. Dominant and we wanna help make you feel you're still dominant" said the succubus. "Call me Dia."
"You've been through so much pain and we wanna help you get over it" said Michelle. "So, let us make this one night you'll never ever forget."
Lincoln turns red and he tries to back off. "Ladies, please. I don't think…." His lips are locked onto Michelle's and he tries to struggle, but the other female demons hold him steady.
"Let go, for one tell that better judgment you have to keep calm and be one with this, moment with us" said Dia as she places her hands on his waist.
Summer places her hand into his pants. "We can make you feel better, we wanna make you feel like you're not a mistake. So, give in and let us play with you."
Lincoln's wide eyes then turn half lidded and he closes his eyes and returns the kiss. Michelle carries him to the door, which leads to the rooms at the second flood, with the two demons following.
The others are shocked at what they just saw and what they just heard. Then all eyes look to Angel Dust. "What the fuck did you do?!" said Moxxie.
Angel dust chuckles. "Everyone chill out. Calm down and don't freak out, those girls are friends of mine and even though they work for Valentino, he has no clue about this. I know that right now, big boss V is having a moment with TV headed V."
"You do know that this is wrong, right?" said Stolas.
Angel Dust sighs as he looks to his drink. "Guys, recall what he went through that bitch retard yelled at him. Those were hurtful words and even to sinners and demons like us, it hurts too. So, let Lincoln have this moment to rest his thoughts and find some peace and from what I know, the best way to forget is either drinking, or getting laid."
Moxxie sighs. "Fine, but you do know we're all gonna be in shit loads of trouble when his mom and sister find out right?"
"I have a plan guys, don't worry about it" said Angel Dust. "For now, let's enjoy this moment we're….. Blitzo, where are you going?"
They see Blitzo with his camera. "What? I'm gonna go and record my grandson get laid for the first time. Don't judge me!" He then goes through the door.
"That guy is messed up all over the head" said Husk as he drinks another bottle.
"But he means well, mostly to me" said Stolas. This makes them scooch away from him.
Sir Pentious feels a lot of guilt after seeing the boy looking troubled, kinda like when he feels uncomfortable after his demise and he knows, that what Angel Dust said was true but he needs to know more. "Moxxie, tell me. What happened when that boy went to see one of his former sisters? And, who is this sister who said some mean words?"
(The next day, early morning.)
Lincoln snuggles close to the pillow he has with him, but then he feels that this pillow is furry. 'I must be with my mom again, oh well' then he hears, purring?
'Wait. Mom doesn't purr.' He opens his eyes and sees he's snuggling to the breasts of a brown furred cat demon and he's groping them s she purrs. Lincoln then looks around and he sees a succubus next to him and hugging him and she too is bare naked.
He sees Michelle Lewis also in bed and naked at his feet, but he goes wide eyed when he also sees Beatrix Yates as well. Lincoln goes wide eyed and he sees his manhood is erecting. "Oh god, why?" Then he sees the ladies wake up and smile at him.
"Morning Lincoln."
Lincoln is in so much trouble, he then sees that he's not in hell. They're in fact in an old and abandoned warehouse somewhere in Royal Woods. But he does question, what the fuck is with the luxurious room there.
Lincoln grabs his medallion. "Girls, I need to go home now…" Dia pins him down, and she takes the artifact from him and puts it back on the table.
"Not so fast, we wanna go again. All of us and last night… You were so…. So dominant and we liked it."
"Let us continue to help you, and then we can all have a moment to go back to our home" said Summer as she purrs and holds onto his manhood.
"We've all been waiting for this moment with you kid" said Michelle as she moves closer to him. "So let us have this fifth round with you, and Beatrix is also looking forward to this."
Beatrix moves close to his face. "I got what I wanted, but now I wanna do it again, and don't worry. No one in town will know about this." She kisses him and he returns the kiss.
Lincoln's eyes turn red and he pushed them aside and he pins her to the bed. "Yes! Time for another round." Dia then kisses him and the others join in.
(Two hours later.)
Lincoln is fully clothed and he looks around the room and he sees that the girls have all fallen asleep and all have smiles on them. Lincoln sees the piles of condom on the floor. 'Angel Dust. I am going to fucking kill you, after I thank you.'
He even sees the camera from Blitzo and it has a note on it: Kid, got all that I needed, but then I realized this was mean and so I left this camera so you can decide to delete it. Also, I got a new camera, so this one's yours I guess.
Lincoln chuckles. 'Classic Blitzo.' Then he gets a message and sees it's from his mom, Loona.
Loona – Lincoln, where the hell are you? Are you at the hotel? Because Blitzo said you're there.
Lincoln then decides. "Fuck it." He sends her a reply.
Lincoln – Mom, Luna don't be mad, but I think I had sex with some women. Two demons and….. A couple other ladies, who aren't demons. I am so, so sorry. I'm coming home.
He then puts his phone away and he realizes. "I am in so much trouble."
To be continued…..
A/N: Not what some of you thought huh? Taking down the Drug Cartel and teaming up with the snake they see as they're enemy, but who knows? Maybe he can be their frenemy instead. Also, I hope you all liked the part where Lincoln had a helluva night, with not just three females. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Lincoln, you are screwed now!
Also, I should be honest with you guys. I wanted to add Cristina's mom and Sid Chang, but maybe that should be for next time and Sir Pentious did do something, to make Lori pay for what she said, that will be for next time.
Date made: 11/9/20.