Cults are a bad apple and sign, and I would like to thank "Qazse" for the idea of this strike attack at the heart of a cult lair, and it's gonna be one epic tag team between the law and I.M.P. Let's lock and load and slaughter them all! Enjoy reading folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(I.M.P Headquarters, Imp City.)
Al members of I.M.P are at the receptionists office and are talking with the client, now normally Blitzo would speak with the client, but the demon, or sinner demanded to speak with all of them, for the targets they're going after are far more dangerous than what they have ever fought.
Lucy, Moxxie and Millie are at the receptionists table. Loona and her two kids are on the couch and Blitzo is leaning against the wall to his door and all of them look to the client, who is looking out the window with a bottle of booze in his right hand and he drinks it.
Who is the client?
Douglas Charleston Roderickson the 3rd – A British man who is in his late 20's. Moved to the country when he was 18, and here he is now. He often over drank alcohol and tends to get into fights when he's drunk. The man was kidnapped after a nighty drinking with his buddies by a Lovecraft cult that killed him in the ritual to summon one of the great old ones and bring forth the end of the world.
The client wants every soul of the members of that cult, crammed into a single soul gem so they can be tormented by him for what they did to him, he also wants justice to the men and women who might be imprisoned within the cult's lair.
Now, he's a demon now and this is his appearance: light blue skin, two red eyes, two small white and black striped horns from his forehead, but he does have a third horn from the top of his head and its bigger than the other two and is white with a black and red tip.
He is quite muscular, with white claws, white hands and double jointed legs and has three claws on both his feet and hands. Wearing a slightly torn red t-shirt and a black jacket, and knee torn jeans that only reach his ankles. He has some blood on him.
"So, we're going up against a cult who is responsible for these sacrifices to bring the end of the world?" asked Moxxie as he goes through the paper of the information.
Douglas drinks his booze. "Yeah, them. Fuckers are assholes and I know what they look like, and….. Before I died, I saw a sign….. And I know where they… They are."
"Okay, so were you drunk when they caught you?" asked Luna.
"Kid, they did catch me. But at that point I was drunk, then they forced me to have sex with someone who was imprisoned and then they had me stay in their cells for two weeks, then used me for the sacrifice for some kind of great old son of a bitch with tentacles for a face. I wasn't drunk at the point of my fucking death." Douglas then drinks his booze.
Blitzo thinks about this. "So, how many cultists are we talking about?"
"No clue." Douglas then leans onto the wall near the window. "But I don't want them to live, I want them dead and I know that the FBI and CIA have been after them as well."
"Okay, but what about the place?" asked Millie.
The man then finishes his bottle. "Far from Michigan, somewhere in the border. I saw the sign, it says St. Charles church, and I know it. I've fucking seen it many times. They're there and there's a temple beneath. Gonna be hard to raid, you guys think you can do it?"
Lincoln then has an idea. "Sir, we'll get the job done." The man nods and he shakes they're hand and he heads off. The others look to Lincoln. "Guys, I have a plan. We're gonna need to call the detectives."
(Somewhere at the border of Michigan.)
The police are there, along with the county police and some swat forces and the whole church has been turned to a cluster fucking shootout, between cops and cultists and some FBI agents are there along with Detectives StoneHeart and Merris and they're waiting for more backup.
Merris takes cover and she reloads her rifle. "Keep shooting people. We need to wait for the signal." She then goes back to shooting.
(Inside.)
Five cultists are walking down the halls and more cultists pass by them with guns and one with a bazooka. The leader of the group has a gold necklace and gold rims to his brown cloak and hood.
"Hurry my brothers and sisters, we must commence the next sacrifice and bring forth the end of this pathetic world."
They enter the main room of the underground temple from the church and they look to the ritual circle and the naked woman in the middle. This woman looks like a college student and has white hair. Anyone know who she is? She has some clothing left to the side of the room, and it's from Fairway University.
"Now, we shall begin." The leader steps forward and has a sacrificial knife and they all gather around and begin the incantation in a dead Latin language.
The woman sheds tears and begs for them to stop, but she can't speak with her mouth bound and her arms and legs restrained. She has been forced to have sex and has been violated many times. All she can do now, is wait for her demise.
But before he could stab her, the ritual circle glows. "What? My leader, what is this?"
"I do not know. Something is wrong." Then a portal opens from the wall in front of the woman's head and stepping out is a figure with a smile. "What? Who are you….? Wait! You! You are a demonic overlord!"
Alastor smirks. "That's right, I am an overlord. I assume you all know me?"
"We do overlord. We have read the texts and books of a powerful demon who is known as, the Radio Demon. Are you the one named Alastor? Are you a servant to the Anti-Christ? Have you come to end this world?"
Alastor then looks around to the others who bow to him, he then looks to the white-haired woman who has tears and looks to him in fear. "This is no way to treat a lady. Also, the old gods don't have time for this nonsense."
The cultists are confused, and so is they're leader. "What? What do you mean? We aim to please the great old gods. We wish to bring the end of…."
"The end will come, but not by their hands. Humanity will doom itself and through the end, then all things will be wiped out. But you simpletons are just acting like restless and impatient children with no point in life. But, there is a way through this….. Death."
The cultists didn't like what he said. "W-What?"
Alastor chuckles, and his eyes glow and he soon grows some antlers. "You heard me, death!"
The I.M.P crew comer out and attack.
Luna goes after the female member closest and she tackles her and uses her swiss knife, turned into a dagger and she stabs the woman on the face repeatedly.
Moxxie and Millie jump onto two members and they stab them on the shoulders, they switch places and stab them on the face, they switch places again and stab their knives on their backs and then pull the knives downward and then rip their spines off.
Blitzo grabs one of the cultists and he tosses her to the fireplace and has her face get burned, then he pulls her back and repeatedly whacks her in the head with the baseball bat with barbed wires. He grans her legs and then he blasts her back with a double-barrel shotgun.
As this goes on, Alastor goes to the woman and he unties her shackles. Then he grabs her clothing and gives them to her. "No need to worry my dear, the policed are already beginning the fight from above. Now put some clothes on and be decent."
The white-haired college girl nods and she puts on her clothes.
Lincoln goes for the 8 foot tall cultist. He shoots him with both pistols, when they go empty he ejects the clip and tosses the guns in the air. He pulls two new clips and when the guns come back down he catches them and shoots again.
Lincoln then slides under the man and slashes his legs and then climbs on the man's back and he punches his claws through the cultists face and blood spews out. He pulls his claws out and grabs the brain with it and he throws it to the cultist's leader.
Loona clings to the ceiling and then she drops onto the leader and she pulls his arms off, but the muscles and skeleton of the arms remain and he freaks out. Loona then tackles the man and she bits onto his shoulders and then pins him to the wall.
"Any last words before we kill every last cultist here?"
The cultist leader spits out blood and he sees all of his elite members are dead and their hearts have been ripped out and placed into a soul gem that Alastor is holding.
"You fools! Why are you doing this? You're all demon are you not? Why aren't you helping us wipe out this world of the vile corruption?!"
Blitzo chuckles. "Okay fuck head. We only do this for the payment. We were called to kill you and you're group, then get paid a truck load of cash. Also, we're assassins and this guy is helping us."
Alastor smirks. "Well, I have nothing to do for today and certainly I wish to be part of this one time offer. I do so love dismantling stupid cults who think they can be better than the past cults." Alastor then takes another heart from Luna and the soul is trapped within.
"The souls of your cultists are gonna be enjoying an eternity of pain and suffering trapped in the soul gem. The client will be pleased, and also glad the people who died here will be avenged" said Luna.
Lincoln goes over and he helps the white-haired woman on her feet. "Are you okay miss?"
The woman nods. "Thank you. Thank you, so much."
The Cultist leader is enraged. "You heathens! This shall not be the end, not while I still live. For I am Lovecraft Cult leader, Gene!"
They all remain silent. "Was that supposed to make you sound cool? That wasn't even close to a good name call, or even a villainous name" said Moxxie.
"You're no "Mean Gene" that's for sure" said Lincoln. "Also, Gene? Really? You chose your own name and not make a cool new alias?"
"What kind of fucking name is that?" said Blitzo. "Were you expecting everyone to say "All hail Gene?" That sound so fucked up stupid."
Gene struggles, but then Loona punches her claws into his stomach and she tips out his intestines and then she uses them like rope around his neck. "Well, time to die asswipe." She tosses him into the air and his intestines wrap around the chandelier and then his neck like a noose and he ends up getting hanged, by his own innards.
Seeing the man die, with his organs makes the white-haired woman faint and Luna catches her. "I saw this coming a hell mile away dudes."
Alastor uses the soul gem and they claim his soul. He then looks around. "We have more than 55 cultists to deal with."
Lincoln sighs and he reloads his guns. "Glad we got weapons then and some backup too. Time to nut up or shut the fuck up!"
"Oh fuck yeah!" Blitzo uses a bazooka and he blasts the ceiling and then he fires the flare and it busts through the roof of the church and blows up, and has the logo of I.M.P as the signal.
"That's out cue! Light em up!" said StoneHeart. A Sherman Tank arrives, and Cherri Bomb pops out.
"Time to die bitches!" She then fires the round and it blasts the main doors and kills the cultists guarding, they then see the red souls of the dead cultists being sent down the church, which means Alastor has got them.
Merris, StoneHeart, the swat and FBI agents go into the church and with the help of Cherri Bomb she tosses some grenades and she a grenade launcher and she goes to work inside. "Come on boys, follow the boss!"
They don't know what to say to that, but they follow her. They shoot the cultists left and right, and then one of the cultists was gonna stab StoneHeart, but Luna grabs the knife and shoves it onto the cultists head.
The rest of I.M.P stick to the shadows and they begin to grab, slice, kill and shoot any cultist headed to the guys with guns. Alastor walks behind the officers and continues to collect the souls of every fucking cultist.
Even the cops shoot some cultists who are attempting to attack them, they have one mission and that mission is to find the prisoners and get them out of there.
Alastor then looks to the hallway to the left. Everyone, the prisoners are down by that hall."
They all stop and go down that hall and they bust open the door and see the last remaining cultist and he has a bomb strapped around him.
"Nobody come any closer! We're all gonna die, all of us! And we will please the god of the apocalypse!" The man laughs maniacally and he's about to push the trigger.
But then a tentacle grabs his hand. "What? No!" They all see Alastor is in his eldritch Windigo looking demon form. He summons tentacles that grab the man's arms and legs and they begin to pull. "No! No!"
With a snap of his fingers, the man is pulled apart and the cops look away at how disturbing that was. Alastor then grabs the heart and the soul is contained. "There we go, all taken care of. Now, we should free these folks and have them sent home. I think they've been scarred enough, though some of them seem dead and that lady is about to give birth."
"Wait what?" Merris goes over and helps the woman, she's been stuck in that place for one whole year. Holy shit!
The rest of the prisoners are being freed, and Blitzo claims the soul gem. "Thanks for the help Alastor, you did quite the gruesome job back there."
Alastor smirks. "Just doing my part to ensure this company continues, and glad the local government of this country is fine with it."
StoneHeart goes to them. "Thanks for the help guys, these folks will be sent home. The guys at the top of the law will be told about this and good ol' President Joe will be pleased as well, these bastards have been under the radar for more than 10 god damn years, and now it's over."
"Guys, I found something." They all see Lincoln open a door to a large room and inside they see something they did not see coming. "Holy fucking shit on the cross in hell."
They see tons of boxes with fake money, drugs, stolen goods, chemicals and tons of weapons. All stolen and all illegal.
The cops see this and are shocked. They just found a cult group that could've been the next drug cartel.
"Holy fucking shit balls!" said Cherri Bomb. "Can I keep some of this stuff?"
"No" said StoneHeart. "All of this is evidence and we gotta take it back for analyzing."
"Looks like you guys got some cleaning up to do" said Loona. She then looks to the right. "What the fuck is this?"
The demons go over and see a wall with pictures, and texts in an old language of demonic and biblical power and tons of photos of rituals and instructions on how to summon beings that are above the demonic might, the old gods.
"Wow. These guys are crazy in the head" said Luna. "Look at all of this shit."
Alastor grabs the picture of the great dream eater god. "These amateur cultists have no idea what they're even doing. This act of trying to summon gods is a failed plot and won't work. I do question how they got their hands on these books."
Lincoln then sees an image of two hellhounds having sex, as if it was from an old book and had some writings that depict that hellhounds don't last when mating, for they might contract a… Disease from the males.
Lincoln then looks to his mom who is going through some pictures of demons such as Beelzebub.
'Mom said she got her syphilis from Husk, but he doesn't remember anything, and mom did the whole thing while she was drunk. What if it wasn't Husk? What if mom for the disease from another hellhound?'
He then keeps the page and writings. 'If so, then I will find out who did it. The fucker who made Loona Silva Hound nearly end up in her death.' He then goes over and he helps one of the cops with the boxes of ammo, he does notice the guns look like they're modified World War 2 weapons.
They all continue with their search and then StoneHeart sees something promising. "Jackpot!" They all see what he found, it's a list of the cultist's part of the group, and a name of another location of another cultist group. "Well, looks like we got another hit. When do you guys wanna go for it? Your client might like it that the other cult is gone."
The location of the next cult group is somewhere in New Orleans and this makes them smile with their eyes glowing with pure joy for the kill. "Oh hell yeah!"
Alastor smirks. "This is going to be very entertaining."
To be continued…..
A/N: Thank you "Qazse" for this chapter idea, also next up is Lincoln ready to say goodbye and good riddance to a former sister who is determined to talk to him, then we can see what Lisa is up to. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Why team up with the cops? Well, the client demands justice, and so have the justice system come and help them. As long as they have a deal to make, and that deal is to be told another time.
FYI: Cherri Bomb got the tank from when they went to the mall, recall she went to see the military surplus store?
Date made: 11/29/20.