A priest walks into the hotel and meets some demons, no this is not some kind of joke, this is for reals and the Priest, Roland Chisel is going to… Hell, to see the Hazbin Hotel and at the same time, Lincoln goes to speak with a certain Porn overlord to seek out the answers he needs. Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Royal Woods St. Herald Church.)
The priest of the place, Father Roland P. Chisel has closed the church for the day, for reasons he wishes to keep to himself and he waits within the church for the portal to come. 'Okay, this is it. I am the first ever living priest to journey into hell and I need to know, if everyone is alright with me doing this.'
The priest has a camera in his hand, the reason for this will be explained….. And the portal is open.
The priest then sighs and he looks towards the portal. 'This is it.'
He then sees someone walk out of the portal and then walk towards him, it was none other than the hellhound, Loona. "Hey priest man, ready for this?"
The priest wants to say no. "As ready as I'll ever be." He then takes a few steps and he passes through the portal, the portal to hell. He also had the camera on record.
(I.M.P Headquarters.)
As soon as the priest goes through the portal, he is now face-to-face once again to Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie and on the couch and reading her book on demonics is Lucy, and next to her, Octavia.
The priest looks around the place. "So, this is it. This is I.M.P. Looks more like one of those office buildings I have been to."
"Yeah, you might wanna look out the window" chuckled Blitzo. The priest looks out the window and sees the city and is shocked.
He gazes out the window and he sees the city, the city he is in which is known as Imp city is a city of sinners and unruly folks, similar to that in the world of the living only ten times worse than it normally is on earth.
He then takes in a deep breath and is wide eyed seeing this. "Well, I think I have seen enough of this city." He then looks back to the others. "I think I would like to see the hotel now."
Octavia sees the camera. "Do you intend to show folks about the hotel and what hell looks like now?"
"Yes, I want to show everyone and the Vatican that the hell now, is not a wasteland of horror and torture" replied Father Chisel.
"Yeah, well that part still remains, just outside of the town and they do crucify anyone who thinks they can just show the devil that they wanna rule" said Lucy. "I think, well we don't know much about the laws here in hell."
"Some folks just crucify if they want to, and as of now only someone with a permit to crucify can do so" replied Millie. "Helps stop the chaos of too many crucifixions."
The priest is shocked to hear this. 'A permit to crucify someone, what?'
"Alright, we've showed him the city from afar, time to bring him to the hotel, follow us sir" replied Blitzo.
Loona, Blitzo and the priest walk to the elevator to get to the I.M.P's ride, leaving the others in the building. "You guys think he'll get into trouble?" asked Lucy.
"Not a chance, as long as he stays hidden in the car and is unseen by everyone in the city, then he'll be fine" replied Moxxie.
"I hope he's fine riding in the back of the hearse, because normally we put the bodies back there" said Millie. "Glad we cleaned it out."
"The one thing I worry, is Alastor. After his near run-in and fight with Vox yesterday, let's hope he's in a good mood to let the man of god come and video record everything" said Octavia.
(Hazbin Hotel.)
They soon arrive to their destination and the priest gazes onto the large hotel, which also looks like it was made from some parts of other buildings, and a ship.
Loona, Blitzo and the priest get out of the car. "This is the hotel?"
"Yeah, a shitty place we know and don't care much about, because this is hell and when someone sins, they sin. Now come on, we're going in" replied Loona. They all walk up to the hotel.
"Let's hope Alastor is okay with a video camera in the building, he's not the kinda sinner to fuck up when it comes to new tech stuff and all that shit" said Blitzo.
Loona knocks on the door and it opens to reveal Michelle Lewis. "Hi, glad you…. Oh, the priest. Well, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel." She lets them in and the priest looks around the hotel.
"Oh my goodness gracious."
The man sees so many demons and sinners and all of them look onto him, and then go back to what they were doing. Mostly writing down some of the things they have done when they were alive, the regrets they share with others and some activities to show how much they can change from their old sinful ways.
The priest is amazed by this, seeing these demons all not act like vile and unruly beings. "This place is incredible, all of these demons and sinners all wish to be rehabilitated from their sins."
"Thank you." He turns around and meets with the woman who made this project. "Hi there, my name is Charlotte Magne, but you can call me Charlie, and it's so good to meet you again. We haven't officially introduced ourselves, but we did see each other at the beach."
The man shakes hands with her. "A pleasure to meet you to, princess." But in his minds. 'My goodness, I am shaking hands with the daughter of Lucifer.' All while the camera records this, he then asks her. "Are you okay that I record this? I wish to show this to others at the Vatican that hell is not all cruel and unholy."
"Of course, I'd love to let the others know that hell is not all bad and that if they do come here, all they have to do is come here and find a way to be rehabilitated from their sins." replied Charlie.
Vaggie then goes to the man. "So, I'll be the one to give you a tour of the place, follow me."
The priest nods and he follows the one eyed demon girl, but he does notice someone he saw from the court help a sinner with his list of sins, a blonde-haired teen with shades. 'Is that Leni?'
The man sees Husk and the cat demon scoffs. "Weirdo holy man."
The Priest is confused as to why most of the staff seems less than appealing to help the guests in the hotel, which is something Vaggie will tell him, later.
While this is going on, Loona and Blitzo look to the stairs and see Alastor watching the priest walk by him and then he looks to the imp and the hellhound.
"I believe you have something to talk to me about?"
Loona and Blitzo go and talk to Alastor and tell him, about Lynn Sr and Luan, who have both escaped. But they don't know, Leni overhears them and this shocks her to the core.
(Pimp Porn Studios.)
Lincoln Silva Hound, the boy stands and stares at the name of the building in front of him and deep down, he does not like this place. Lincoln gazes onto the wretched place.
'This is it, time to get the answers I need. Even though I fucking hate this place, so, so much!'
The white-haired boy sighs and he walks through the double doors and he has his weapons and a backpack with him. As he enters some demons are there and look towards him, the boy ignores all of them especially the female demons who all look to the boy.
Lincoln heads to the elevator and he sees the floor names and he picks one that has Valentino's signature logo on it and the elevator doors close and begins to move.
He ignores the song that sounds like something for a strip club, but as the door arrives to the floor he's headed to, he can see that the floor of Valentino is a strip club area. Damn it, at least it's not the porn studio itself.
Lincoln has no choice, but to walk through this fucked up place. He does walk by a very familiar demon, or sinner.
Holly Jameson – A tall and red succubus who is as tall as Vox. Dressed in an executioner style lingerie and her tail is like a whip, she also has shirt horns similar to Millie's, but are curled and her hair is blonde and has hoofs for feet and razor long claws.
The sinner looks to Lincoln and is confused. 'What the fuck is he doing here?'
Lincoln walks around and passes by many tables where the waitresses are serving to the guests on drinks and some lap dancing, which they have to pay or their dead. Also, this is a V.I.P place.
Dia and Summer are both talking, but then they see the boy and are shocked to see him.
"Dia, what is he doing here?"
"No clue. I know we love him and all, but I don't want him to be here. This is not a good place for him."
They both go over and follow him. "Hi Linky" said Summer. "So, what brings you to a place like this?"
"This is unlike you Silva Hound, you know this is not the place for a kid right?" asked Dia. Both trying to flirt and also be cautious for him, the last thing they need is one pissed off and heavily-armed hellhound coming in for a blood shed.
Lincoln sighs. "I appreciate the concern girls, but I need to talk to your boss."
"Ask and you shall receive boy." Lincoln stops and he looks up, to the balcony overlooking the whole room, is where Valentino is and so he goes up there to talk to him, Dia and Summer also come along to make sure nothing bad happens.
He climbs up the steps and then he reaches the top and he sees the porn boss, on his long U-shaped couch and grinning at him. "Hello, Lincoln Silva Hound."
Valentino – A Moth Demon and the lover of Vox. He has muted blue skin. Hot pink eyes covered by pink and gold heart shaped glasses. He wears a matching top hat, with two antennae, one having a feather-like appearance. He's wearing a fur-lined coat with more of his fuzz as his collar having hearts implanted in it which is part of his body and plain white cuffs.
He has a mouth full of sharp hot pink teeth with one gold tooth which is also shared by Angel Dust. He has black hands that slightly go lighter at the tips and the wrists. His coat has an appearance of zebra print beneath.
He is the owner of Porn Pimp Studios and is pansexual. He is abusive and very controlling, his top employees are Angel Dust, Dia and Summer, and to Holly, and Lori.
But Lincoln sees, that the moth porn boss is not alone, with him are his associates.
Vox – A TV Demon and one of the most powerful overlords in all of hell. A slim, technology-themed demon standing about 7'00". He wears a striped tuxedo and a black and red striped shirt. A red bow tie and a white-ish blue undershirt. He has a black top has with red and blue designs that look like that of a radio broadcast symbol and radio wave symbol.
He has a flat screen TV for a head, and his eyes are red with light-blue pupils, but his left eye has black stripes and a jagged pupil. He has light blue teeth and what appears to be blood dripping from one side of his mouth. His left eye brow is white and the right is dark blue.
He's quite the showman and a charismatic, egotistical and manipulative individual who craves attention. The owner of Vox's Multimedia, Bisexual/pansexual and died in 1950, and is unknown on how he died. He hates Alastor to the core and he owns a pet hammerhead shark named Vark.
Velvet – No clue what she's all about, but she is also a member of the three V's. A Doll Demon, slim with slightly grey-brown skin. She has velvet, burgundy and white hair tied into pigtails with laces holding her hair up. She seems to be wearing white eye liner with crimson eyeshadow. She has white irises and red sclera.
She wears a black, white, and velvet tea-length dress with short puffed sleeves and various designs and velvet lace at the bottom. White and velvet evening gloves and black tights or stockings. Her shoes are velvet flats with white puff balls on the top.
She's good with food and potion making and has been described as stylish, trendy and always up-to-date with the latest technology, and also dubbed as bad-shit crazy! She likes selfies, like a lot and it's unknown on how she died or the date she died.
They were all there, all three members of the Three V's are all in one place and all look to the boy.
"Well, well. Look who came to the party" said Valentino.
"Ooh, the kid came, how amazingly awesome" said Velvet.
Vox chuckles. "This should be very interesting."
Lincoln looks to the three V's. "Valentino, we need to talk."
Valentino grins at the boy. "And what is it you need from us my dear boy?"
Lincoln's eyes turn red. "Valentino, we need to talk."
Valentino frowns. "Alright, fine." He then looks to Vox and Velvet. "My friends, give us a moment."
Vox and Velvet get up and walk by the boy. "See you around cutie" said Velvet.
"Till we speak, and meet again." Vox chuckles as he and Velvet walk away.
Lincoln goes over to the couch, and Dia and Summer follow him. "This couch is clean right?"
Valentino smirks. "I don't know. Is it?" But then he sees the stern look from the boy. "Alright, fine. The couch is cleaned, this morning in the hands of those low-life's who owe me money."
Lincoln takes a seat. "Now, I need to ask you something."
"But first, let me ask you something. Would you fancy a drink?" asked Valentino. But the stare from Lincoln was pretty much the answer he needs. "Alright, never mind. Forget I even asked." He then grins. "So, what can I be of service to you, boy?"
"I need footage, from March 6, nighttime in this very building at one of your so-called rooms for the staff and clients" said Lincoln. "Or better yet, the rooms where most demons and sinners can be able to pay for some private sex with whoever they bring with them."
Valentino smiles. "Oh, is that it. Why? You feeling, kinky?"
"I need answers, and a face" replied Lincoln.
Valentino is confused. "Answers to what I may ask? Is it, family related?"
"Yes, yes it is. Now, you gonna show me those fucking cameras or not?" asked Lincoln.
The very presence and aura of this kid is making all the demons and sinners look towards Valentino, and even the staff look towards the top area where the porn boss is. Lori and Holly look towards the situation and Lori sees who else is there. 'Lincoln!' But Holly grabs her leash and holds Lori back.
Vox and Velvet chuckle seeing this as they drink from the bar area.
Valentino smirks. "Let's cut a deal shall we?"
Lincoln sighs. "How much?"
"No, no. I was thinking of, something else. Shall we discuss the things needed when the time is right, or now?" asked Valentino.
"I know I won't get the answers unless we make the deal, now what the fuck is it you want from me?" asked Lincoln.
Valentino claps. "Oh, such seriousness. Very well. You see, after you became such a sensation and I did promise to keep showing you footage of Lori getting fucked, how about we remove that deal and add another into it."
"And what did you have in mind?" asked Lincoln.
"Send me footage of you having such a loving moment with the women you have been with, I spoke with Dia and Summer and they both told me of how much you have grown to be quite the superior one when it comes to women" said Valentino. "So, what do you say?"
Lincoln thinks about this. "That deal sounds like a total fuck bust and could get me into trouble. I'm leaving."
Valentino did not expect this one, he sees the boy begin to leave. "Wait! Stop. We can make another kind of deal one that won't involve you're family knowing."
Lincoln smirks, which Dia and Summer notice. He's smart and he seems to know what these Overlord's want. "Go on."
"Every Saturday, come to my studio and we can, chat. You know, have some talk to talk time. That's all me and my friends want, to speak with the big time talk of the city and all of hell" replied Valentino.
Lincoln turns around. "So, you just want me to hang out with you, screen slaver and reject Annabelle over there?"
"Those words don't hinder me kid, I respect that nickname" said Vox.
"Who the fuck is Annabelle?" asked Velvet.
Valentino lends the boy to shake his hand. "Do we have a deal?"
Lincoln then shakes his hand. "Deal, that's it. Nothing else, just us hanging out here and nowhere else. Go against this, and I will cut your head off, impale it outside of the hotel and then crucify the rest of you near the lava river pits of anguish."
Valentino chuckles. "Sinners word."
"Sinners don't make promises fucker" said Lincoln.
"He's not wrong!" yelled Velvet.
Valentino then gets up and he goes down the stairs alongside Lincoln. "Holly, you're in charge of this place. We'll be back, shortly." Vox and Velvet follow him, but then Lincoln looks to the other overlords and they back off and let them be.
(Security room.)
Lincoln and Valentino are in his secret camera room and there are tons of camera screens. Valentino then checks his CD's and he finds one. "Here we go, now I sometimes keep track of what I have been looking at, see what interests me as of lately. I honestly don't know what you're looking for, but this should be good."
"Just play it man" said Lincoln.
Valentino inserts the disc and all screens begin to play what happened throughout the building on March 6.
He goes through each of them. "Fast forward at the doorway, to the night time around past 10" replied Lincoln.
Valentino does so and they fast forward the video of the main entrance and then Lincoln sees something. "Stop!"
They both look to that one camera clip, and this makes Valentino smile. "Oh, so this is what you're looking for? This is about, you're mother?"
Lincoln sees this hellhound. Dark fur like Husk, and red bat wings that are not like husk. Wearing cargo shorts and a grey sleeveless shirt. This is a hellhound, with black long hair tied into a ponytail.
Lincoln is angered by that hellhound. "Who is he?"
Valentino looks to the hellhound and he scoffs. "Him? That bastard was banned here months ago, he ended up damaging the room and starting way too many fights. I banned him and even made sure he'd never ever go to any of my studios and porn sites ever again with the help of Vox of course."
Lincoln then looks to Valentino sternly. "Who is he?!"
Valentino does not flinch, and he puts the name on screen. "His name is Wilbert J. Jackalson, he came to this shithole in the year… Oh, 2014. No clue how he died and don't care. I don't even like him anymore, I mean I did once, but not anymore."
Lincoln then sees the address. "This is all I need." He then readies to take his leave. "Thank you, Valentino. This will help me, get the revenge that hasn't been dealt with."
Valentino smiles. "Happy to help, a friend. We will be seeing you soon, and not too long I hope."
Lincoln then walks out of the room and he goes down the hallway and passes by Summer and Dia who follow him. "Lincoln, what the heck was that about?" asked Summer.
"Why do you want to go after Wilbert? He is seriously not good company and also not an easy bastard to handle" said Dia.
He turns around and faces the two female demons/sinners. "Girls please, I appreciate the concern and all, but I don't need this right now. What matters, is that this son of a bitch is dealt with, and I will handle him in a way he won't ever walk away from."
Lincoln then walks away from them and he makes it through the strip club again and he walks by Vox and Velvet who grim at him. "Bye cutie, see you soon" said Velvet.
"Do come again kid, it was such a pleasure to meet you" said Vox.
Lincoln ignores those two, and is about to get to the door, but he bumps into someone and that someone, is Lori. She's wearing a maid lingerie, has a leash on her choker and is carrying a tray of drinks and looks to the boy with sorrow.
"L-Lincoln? Lincoln, i…. I just…."
Lincoln is about to say something, but then Holly pulls her with the leash. "Lori! You're next on stage, get to it bitch!" She pulls her close to her face. "Do you want me to get the toys again?!"
Lori sheds some tears. "N-No."
"Then get going! Put some makeup on and get the fuck moving!" Holly pushes her towards the changing room. Lori then walks away to the changing room and so Dia and Summer go with her to make sure she does as she's told. Lincoln sees this and deep down, he's feeling something he felt when he refused the first sex attempt.
His better judgment, his consciousness is speaking to him, but then he rethinks this. 'No, no. Stick to the task at hand, and go with the plan to take down that son of a bitch who gave my mom the fucking Syphilis.'
He walks out of the building, and has no clue Holly is looking at him. 'Looks like the plan is sorta in motion, the plan for him to see mercy in those he once saw as an enemy.'
Deep down, Holly had a plan, and this plan does not involve Valentino, but might spark something far worse than what she would wish for. 'The next time he comes back, I need to speak with him.'
She then goes over and she speaks with Valentino about what Lincoln was looking for, and of course, the porn boss doesn't speak anything. He's only looking forward to meeting and speaking with Lincoln again, and so do his associates. They have so much to speak to the Silva Hound Boy.
To be continued…..
A/N: The experience of what the priest has seen in the hotel is a lot to even go through and we don't know much about the contents of the hotel, yet. But this one with Lincoln, oh he will get to that hellhound and he will get the revenge his mom was looking for. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
As for Lori, things will change and Lori will meet Lincoln again and the porn studio might not be left standing pretty soon.
Date made: 12/5/20 – 12/6/20.