Morning is upon us for those within Royal Woods and all are happy, for the mysterious of gifts to have come to the town, the kids will be cheering and clapping with glee and such joy, that they have received a special visit from someone or something from the true spirit of the holiday.
But truth be told, this story is not just that, for we have yet to see what plans unfold for those who reside in the house that once was loud and see what they will do, to help those suffering from the extent of a shit ass disease, and give joy and hope to those who have been defiled.
So to all who are reading and to all who still read this… I don't know why I wrote that beginning okay. I just thought it would be good, so enjoy this folks! It's about to be quite festive for all, and another thing to all my readers of this story.
Merry Christmas and a Happy Holidays my fellow friends and readers.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(December 25. The Hell House, or I.M.P House.)
The Christmas morning is here and everyone in the house is awake and all are gathered at the living room and are seeing the gifts they gave to each other, which they all went with the "Pick a name from the hat" thing.
So, let's see who got what and who gave to who.
Albert and Myrtle both got a gift from each other, which are sweaters that match them and along with some lover's bracelets. The sweaters both combine to make the shape a Christmas tree with a heart, now they know what they're gonna wear for next year.
Blitzo is happy with the gift he got from Loona, which is a new suit, but this one can go stealth and make him hidden, the side effects is that it cannot be washed, or it will electrocute him, well give him a mild taser shock. But that's okay!
Loona of course gets a gift from her daughter, Luna. An electric guitar that has a wolf shaped base and sounds terrifically awesome when plugged in and ready to rock out.
Luna got a gift from Lucy, and she is kinda shocked at what it was. It was a Rock n' Roll shirt that has been signed by some deceased rockstars in hell! How the hell did Lucy get this?! Answer: Lilith helped her out, that's nice.
Lucy got a gift from Lincoln, which was a model of the castle of Lucifer back in its golden hellish days in a snow globe and if she shakes it, she can hear some screams and crying within, like the old fashioned hell still lingers within.
Lincoln got a gift from Millie, which was an action figure of Krampus? Hang on, what the fuck?! Lincoln thinks this is cool, and it even makes creepy sounds and comes with his hideous looking sleigh and some blood spitting features. That's exactly what all kids, from hell would want! Isn't that so thoughtful?
Millie opened her gift from her husband Moxxie and her eyes sparkle when she sees what they are, knife shaped earrings! They sparkle and are made of silver from a dead demons teeth.
Moxxie dared not know what his boss got him, and then he sees what it was. An action figure of Blitzo? What the fuck?! But it came with action figures of the rest of I.M.P, what is this?
They all seem pretty happy with what they got.
"Well, now I know what to use on my free time and thanks for this Lunes, my old one was getting worn out and wasn't working right as it used to be" said Loona.
Luna smiles. "No prob mom, and I kinda saw the whole issues it had and saw that it would be difficult to get her fixed up. Still love the signed shirt, I am so gonna wear this on a concert, let it be in hell or on earth."
Lucy nods. "The best gift I could get for you Luna, the hard part was sneaking into the sinner's hell party place, thankfully Lilith helped me with that and I got the autographs the shirt needed, and Lincoln, this snow globe will keep me happy for the rest of my life."
Lincoln and Luc then hug each other. "No prob Luce, I was able to see this old thing at a pawn shop and bought it right before the place got robbed too." They then depart from the hug. "Aunt Millie, this action figure is pretty cool, where the heck did you get it from anyway?"
"Oh that thing? That thing hasn't been sold in ten years. I had that in my closet of old things for some time and I never was into the whole action figure thing, and so I decided to let you have it. The least I could do" replied Millie. "And Moxxie, I love these so much!" She then kisses Moxxie.
They then depart from the hug and Moxxie smirks, "I only got the best that would make you happy, my angel of death." He then looks to the action figures of the whole crew. "I guess these are fine sir, thanks."
Blitzo smiles. "No problem Moxxie and all I had to do was blackmail some fucking demon toy maker to make that stuff, and it was fun!" He then hugs Loona. "Thank you for this! I will always treasure it and starting today I am wearing it and never taking it off!"
Loona then pushes him away. "Yeah, okay, please back off, Blitzo."
Albert and Myrtle smile seeing them all happy. "Well, looks like we all got ourselves one epic and merry morning, so are we gonna open the gifts that someone mysteriously left last night?" asked Albert.
They all look to the gifts they got. "Who the heck left them there?" asked Myrtle.
The demons of I.M.P and the kids see the gifts and they know who they're from. "Jingle, the Spirit of Christmas."
"Who?" asked Albert and Myrtle.
They all begin to open them and see what they got from the spirit of Christmas.
Blitzo – A brand new military-grade sniper rifle and this one matches his colors and carries more ammo and has a laser targeting system and night vision. Very powerful and also light to carry.
Loona – new attire: A dark gray off-shoulder crop top, with the strings holding it in the shape of a hellhound's head, black knee length jeans that have the symbol of the moon on both sides, a black belt with a skull belt buckle, fingerless gloves that have the I.M.P logo and a long sleeve black jacket with her name on the back, also a solver and old choker and silver moon shaped earrings.
Lincoln – a new game console that can hold more memory than anything he's ever played and can be able to play video games that are either old, or new and can recharge fast and has a large battery life.
Luna – a keytar that looks like it was styled by lava and fire and the fire patterns move as she plays it an changes color, and all it needs is heat to be recharged.
Lucy – a large demonic spider latches onto her face and squeaks at its new owner. Lucy has a new pet! Fangs, has a new friend. Let's hope they don't fight, or one of them gets eaten. Lucy has seen this from the book.
The Hellborn spider – the size of Lucy's head. Black with red teeth features on the Abdomen, and has ten yellow eyes and large fangs and long legs, it looks like a Black Widow Spider in shape, and is poisonous to those it sees a threat.
Moxxie – a red fanny pack, that is colored red and white and can hold more than just 500 tons of stuff and can still be light when he wears it. Awesome! Storage guy! Or weapons guy! Whatever!
Millie – a mace, but this one is imbued with angel weaponry and can activate with more spikes and in needle form too. They can even be thrown like a ball and chain and be able to be injected with any toxic liquid for a deadly one hit slow effect death to her foes.
All of them have one thing to say. "This. Is. Awesome!"
Albert and Myrtle are shocked at what they all got. "Wow….. I guess this makes sense, and whoever this Jingle is must be from, hell?" said Albert.
"We're not so sure, but we know she's in a relationship with the spirit of Halloween and that would be Jangle!" said Millie.
"Well, at least Jingle got you guys some nice things, but now that this morning is taken care of, what about later with what you guys have planned?" asked Myrtle.
They all recall, that this is the day they have to commence the plan. "Guys, we should get changed and get ready. I know this stuff is cool and all, but we got some victims of Syphilis to help out" said Lincoln.
They all get up and agree. "We can come back and clean up this house later, or Niffty can be sent here to do the cleaning shit for us" said Blitzo.
"Then let's get to it, that hellhound had the nerve to fuck me up and give me that fucking disease, well time to make sure this shit of a legacy dies out" said Loona.
Time to spread some syphilis curing cheer!
(Imp City.)
They all look around the city below them, what do I mean below and where are they? Well, they needed a ride to ho around hell, and so they stole… Borrowed, one of sir Pentious' large aircraft and Cherri Bomb is controlling it, and she also spray painted it to mark that this bitch of a ship is hers now!
They all look down to the city and they see some fires have broken out and some dead demons are being dragged out. "Looks like Krampus beat the shit out of some good hearted demons" said Millie.
"Glad we weren't all here to be part of this" said Moxxie. He then sees something. "The hotel is still standing!"
They all see that the Hazbin Hotel is still okay, even after Krampus's arrival to Pentagram City.
"Alastor did his part to keep the place safe, good for him and those inside" said Lincoln. "Time for us to do what we were supposed to do." He then looks to the others. "You guys ready for this?"
They all nod and have the cases with all the cures ready, but then they stop and look to Blitzo. "Why the fuck are you dressed like Krampus?" asked Luna. He is dressed like Krampus.
"What? No one gives a fuck about Saint Nick here, so why not be the big evil Santa?" said Blitzo.
Cherri Bomb snickers. "This is gonna be so fucked up!" She then checks the address of the first place to go to. "We're going in hot, bitches!" She then steers the whole thing to land somewhere and they all hold on.
"For fucks sake! Give us a warning!" yelled Moxxie.
"Now this is a ride!" said Blitzo.
Loona grabs Lincoln and Luna, then she grabs Millie and Lucy. "God fucking damn it, Cherri!"
All Cherri Bomb does is cheer and she slams the whole aircraft… Safely onto an open lot.
They all stumble out and catch they're breaths. "Jesus fucking Christ! That was intense!" said Luna.
Cherri Bomb then comes out. "Alright guys, meet back here when you're all done and then we can go and land at the other place!" She then goes back inside and readies her weapons in case some asshole wants this ride! Come and get some, bitches!
They all get up and look to the neighborhood and see it seems less of an active sight. "Alright guys, let's do this" said Loona.
They all go to the first home and when they knock, they see this tall female hellhound and they ask her some questions about a hellhound, tell her what she has gotten from him and give her the cure.
The demon has no clue what to say, she never even knew.
They then make it to another house, well apartment and they see more than ten succubus in the place and they are all the ones who got the disease and one of them is in the late stages, they tell them what happened and give them the cures they need. Though, the one who got the late stage will have to be treated and kept an eye on.
They then decide to split up, to send the cures faster, but they have to be careful and cautious in case any demon might be an issue to fight with and that's what their weapons and assassin skills are for.
Lincoln and Loona go to one house and they are shocked to see a pregnant bull demon, the child is from her husband and she never was pregnant from the hellhound who have her the syphilis.
Blitzo and Luna go to an apartment building see a spider demon who is a mess with tons of injuries and is a male, oh boy.
Moxxie, Millie and Lucy go to a nearby dress shop and the demon they're looking for is actually 16 years old, and her parents are shocked she has syphilis. Oh shit!
But what they don't know, is that Tom Trench is live on the spot and sees what they're doing and wants to know what is going on, this could be a hot scoop.
The rest of I.M.P, continue with what they do, and that's to go around Imp City and Pentagram City and cure the ones sick from that hellhound who have them Syphilis.
(One long event of Syphilis curing later.)
The job is done and it's now late in the afternoon and all of them are back on the large flying ship and all are kinda exhausted at what they did.
Blitzo is looking at the whole city with his binoculars and spying on demons with what they're doing.
Moxxie, Millie and Lucy are fast asleep on the bench in the aircraft and Cherri Bomb is humming a tune as she flies around back to I.M.P Headquarters, and she lets Luna test out the weapons that then send some fire to a nearby building. Oops!
Loona finishes texting to Octavia that they finished the task, and have sent cures to many of the syphilis sickened demons, well most of them.
She then sees her son Lincoln, sitting by the edge of the open door leading out of the airship and he lets his feet dangle as he looks to the city and the white case in his hands. Inside are… Five shots, to cure Syphilis.
Why? Well… They went to those five's homes and….. They're gone. They died from the disease itself, I guess demons are not that immune to a disease from another demon.
Loona goes over and she sits next to him. She can see how much this saddens him. "Linc, I'm sorry we couldn't… Give these to them."
Lincoln sighs and he wipes away his tears. "It's just… What the fuck? The one, one of them died…. Two days ago, and we had the cures and now… She's gone, with the other four."
Loona rubs his back. "Lincoln, we can't always be there for most of them. We can't always be there to save them from a dark and painful fate, but we can be grateful we saved the many others, before they met they're end."
Lincoln wipes away his tears. "Y-Yeah, I guess so. Still, I wished we could've saved the others." They both look to the five names that have not been checked.
Adison Martel, Shellie Marella, Roberta D. Demonico, Theodora Warwick and Georgia Pertland.
Lincoln then crosses them out. "At least, we saved the others and soon they can go on with their lives here in hell, without the worry of some fucked up sickness. Like how I helped you, mom."
Loona hugs her son and kisses his forehead. "Yeah, just like me, kiddo."
They both stay like this and watch as snow begins to slowly fall onto the ground of hell, on this hellish afternoon of disease fighting merriness and cheer.
Even demons can be grateful, that someone is helping them and giving them what they need to keep on living.
Happy Holidays guys, and a Merry, Merry Christmas.
To be continued….
A/N: This has been nice of me to make, to end this torture of being haunted by a disease from my recent chapters. Oh, and also making their Christmas morning with the gifts exchange, but what matters is giving and not getting, to be the one to help those who need it the most.
Because even if some aren't with us to enjoy the moment, we can be grateful that others can be helped, saved and be given another chance not to mess up again, and in hell, that's sort of what it feels like when Christmas comes. Leave a review and tell me what you think.
Merry Christmas my fellow readers and a soon to be Happy New Years, from yours truly: Heavy5Commando.
Date made: 12/11/20.