Just the usual hang out time between Lincoln, and the three dreaded Overlords, and an incoming assassination gig that would wake up Lincoln from his anger and hatred against the former louds. Enjoy reading folks.

Helluva Loud Adventures.

(Pimp Porn Studios.)

Lincoln is sitting on the large chair with the three V's and he's enjoying the drink he has, iced tea and it's not rigged and it was given some small sugar spike by Velvet and now it tastes good.

"Well, I gotta admit Velvet. This new sugar potion tastes amazing, you really know how to boost someone's sweet tooth." Lincoln then drinks his iced tea again.

Velvet giggles. "What can I say? I have a sweet tooth for a lot of things, except for when assholes try to say I'm horrible at what I do and then I have to megalomaniac on them."

Valentino chuckles. "Well, we're so glad you're getting along with each other, and thanks again for murdering that whore who didn't pay up to my Voxy here."

Vox crosses his arms and is slightly impressed. "Meh, he did good and what matters is that he got the job right and didn't screw up. Not that I would want to have seen him fail, but he got me my money." He still doesn't like Lincoln, sort of. We can recall these two nearly had a fight in there, from recent chapters.

"Oh come now, Vox. He did you a favor and even stopped her from making her own TV show" said Valentino as he pulls Vox close to him. "At least show some appreciation towards him, he is quite the accomplished assassin of ours."

Vox scoffs. "Just as long as he does the job right, then it'll be less of a fucking issue for us to do the jobs ourselves and less time paying our own goons and having them get wasted. I wouldn't care about anything from this child, remember that one."

Lincoln smirks. "Easy there Val. Don't try and speak for me, and I don't expect any respect. Just as long as we stick to the deal, and that deal involves Lori, got it?"

Valentino grinned at this deal they made. "Oh, how else could I have forgotten? I know the deal, you do the killing for us and in return you can have that blonde bitch who isn't much of a use for me. I mean, she is fucking terrible, except at being a waitress."

Vox snickers. "Oh tell me about it. The assholes who come here don't like the way she is and how her body feels, and yet the only thing she is truly good at is the job of serving drinks and food. She has had a boyfriend before, right?"

"Yeah, she did, and I don't think they ever had sex yet" replied Lincoln.

"My, why how come?" asked Valentino. "She would've made him happy, yes?"

Lincoln then recalls. "Sorry to say guys, but they only went on dates and that was it. The reason why, is because her boyfriend was always busy on his many part-time jobs around Royal Woods, and then it went from bad to holy shit worse when her boyfriend along with his sister and mom had to move to someplace else, and they stayed on the long distance thing."

All three V's remain silent.

"Wow. How about visits? Haven't they went to visit each other at least? I mean, they have to every once in a while, they are in a relationship."

Lincoln sighed at this. "Yeah, they were in a dang good relationship and it made me happy to see her happy, but at times she can be quite the bitch when it came to being on her phone and careless about he rest of us, which is why I was the one who had to keep everything from falling apart."

"They rarely visited each other, and only had a few dates because her boyfriend had to work at the family's store, he runs it and makes sure it's all maintained and it almost looks like he's in love with the job along with his love for Lori. But everything changed so fast when the whole….. Well, you know."

All three of them recall, when they heard him speak about the whole No Such Luck shit and all that.

"Well, that dummy must've been feeling like an ass when he found out huh?" asked Velvet.

Lincoln sighs. "Yeah, he did recall the many times he saw Lori as an angel and someone he could love, but after finding out what she's been doing and how she treated the rest of us, and me. I guess all he saw was a monster who didn't care about the well-being of her siblings and would fall in line with the others."

"Like a bunch of single-minded hive pests, or Nazi's who have been brainwashed and forced into conscription for a slaughter and acts of cruelty."

Vox chuckles. "Ha! An Angel? Oh my boy, she can't be that scary. I mean every day we see her, she's no threat and I doubt she can even scare off an angel who comes to hell to fucking kill her, and funny thing you should know. Hitler once tried to take over this hell hole."

Lincoln looks to Vox. "Wait, wait, wait. What? Adolf Hitler tried to take over hell?"

Velvet nods. "He fucking did, ten times and all total fucking failures too. The son of a bitch tried too many times and ended up wasting so many of those Nazi asshole troops that they stopped serving him and listened to the boss of hell, a.k.a Lucifer."

Valentino smirks. "No matter how many times, Adolf Hitler tried. He always failed, and failed, and failed and failed again. Because if he can't take over the world of the living, he wished to rule all of hell and use the demons and sinners to take over the world he wanted. But, he lost and failed miserably."

Vox then shifts his screen and Lincoln sees Hitler in his sinner form and the many times he tried to siege and conquer all of hell, only to be thwarted by Lucifer and Lilith. "The entire conflict is part of hell history and possibly not the best conflicts Lucifer has ever had. Fuck, he's had better wars against that asshole in heaven. Hitler was just a small and annoyance than a potential threat."

Then Lincoln sees Lucifer alongside the Goetia family, and they aid in petrifying every Nazi and those that surrendered now serve Lucifer and Lilith. Then Lucifer tries to fight Adolf Hitler, but the son of a bitch sees what was happening and he does what he does best…. He runs away from the fight.

Then Lilith comes in and she captures the former German leader and the rip off his arms and legs and drag him back to the palace.

"Huh, so where is he now?" asked Lincoln.

"Enjoying the rest of his fucked up life of torture atop the Magne castle" replied Velvet. "No arms, no legs and a pile of shitty mess, with no means of ever surviving. But sooner or later, the Magne's are gonna get bored with him and possibly let the Exterminators fuck him up!"

Lincoln chuckles. "Wow. Wait, was he an overlord when he came here?"

Vox scoffs and then snickers. "Ha! Ha! He wished, that guy wasn't worth the title of Overlord, and was nothing to any overlord. Which is why he didn't have any allies in hell and everyone was against him and ready to fuck him up!"

"I see" replied Lincoln. "And I understand why you guys wouldn't side with him or want him freed from his torment. The guy is an asshole who hates everyone who isn't from his fucked up Nazi order."

All three V's agreed on that one, then Velvet asks. "Can I take Lincoln with me?"

Valentino and Vox look to each other and then to Velvet. "Umm, sure. Pretty much nothing else for him to do around here and he did do a good job with the killing.

"Go ahead and take him, I care less." Vox looks away and has his arms crossed.

"Yay!" Velvet grabs Lincoln and they race down the stairs.

Valentino looks to Vox. "Come now, my Vox. You seemed to have fun when we all spoke about that retarded Nazi fucker. You seemed to enjoy his company."

"That's because we all agreed that Adolf Hitler is a fucking asshole and a bitch. Sure as shit I hate that homophobic dick, along with that fucking news reporter bitch, and we only had a small talk and I didn't enjoy talking with him. He's nothing to me." Vox looks away and crosses his arms.

Valentino sighs at this, and he goes back to his drink. 'If those two have another fucking pissed off fall-out, then all hell will break loose in this place.'

(Blackened Bakery.)

Lincoln is now in another of the conquered territories of Velvet and he helps her make some scones. "Thanks for bringing me here, I mean you're the only one of the Overlords I can tolerate." He then grabs some potions of sugar and hands one to her.

"What about Val? You two seem to get along!" Velvet then laughs maniacally and she tosses the potion in and it blows up and she begins to stir it.

"Velvet, I care little on Valentino as much as I care less on Vox" replied Lincoln. "One of them is the former boss of Angel Dust and the other one hates Alastor to the deep fucking bone, no way to hell am I fully in league with them and never would I call them my friends."

Velvet then stops stirring and looks towards Lincoln. "We are friends, right?" She had some concern in her voice and tilted her head as she looks at him.

Lincoln smirks. "Of course you're my friend and always will be, I mean sure your kinda my secret bestie and I tolerate you and your maniacal antics. Because they seem normal and okay with me, unlike my former sister who's a walking vile pranking demonic machine."

Velvet then goes over and hugs him. "Oh, thank you so much secret bestie. You always know what to say to make me feel less into murdering you right now." She then kisses his cheek.

Lincoln chuckles nervously and blushes. "Y-Yeah, but I know you wouldn't kill me. Otherwise you'd have Val to deal with." He then hands her the box of chocolate sprinkles.

"So true." Velvet takes the box and she adds a dab into the mix and she stirs the stick to the cauldron. "Speaking of which, you planning to kill any of your former sisters?"

Lincoln thinks about that one. "I don't know, I mean sure to shit I am deeply angered by how far and what has become of the family I know and love, but….. I just don't know, Velvet."

Velvet then tastes the mixture and adds a sack of sugar into it. "Then don't think about it too much, I was just asking and I won't ask anymore! But, I have to ask. Are you planning on dating a girl your age?"

Lincoln turns red and is shocked she asked that. "Umm…"

Velvet hears the tone in his voice and she turns her head 360 towards him and has a grin and she sees his blush and Lincoln is freaked out at what she just did with her head. "I did not know you can do that."

Velvet then walks towards him and her head is now facing front again. "Who's her name?" She then grabs two chairs and they sit down and have some tea. "Now, tell me who she is and how you feel about her? Do tell, Linky."

"Umm, what about the cauldron?" asked Lincoln.

"We can handle that later, now tell me who is this girl and how do you feel seeing her and if she has a crush on you too!" said Velvet. "I really wanna know!"

Lincoln can see that there is no way to shit is he getting out of this, and he doesn't seem to have a choice but to tell her.

(I.M.P Headquarters.)

Blitzo watches as this sinner walks back and forth and talks to him about who she wants dead and why.

"And you must know, because of that little runt who snuck into my room, she killed me on the spot and now I'm here and with no hopes of ever living a good life and before she killed me, I tried to save my precious little dog, Victorie. You have to handle her, please!"

Who is this sinner? Lacey St. Claire – We all know what she looked like when she was alive, and now this 8 year old is in hell.

Current appearance: Dark orange skin, blue hair and still looks the same, her same attire back when she was still alive but with a black trim and long claws. Her eyes are red with yellow irises and small black horns on her head.

Blitzo is confused, but he takes the folder. "Okay then, we'll see what we can do kid."

Lacey wipes away some of her fake tears. "Bless you good sir, thank you."

"Yeah whatever." Blitzo goes through the folder and Lacey leaves the office. Blitzo looks through the folder and he reads the name.

Target: Lana Fletcher – A horrid girl who has been bullying Lacey and a lot of the kids back when she was in Royal Woods. She likes to use her animals as weapons and abuses them, and she is responsible for the death of Lacey St. Claire.

Results: Kill her and have her soul be given to Lacey, so she can torment her for all of eternity.

Blitzo is confused and is getting this vibe that they're being lied to, because even though they don't like this kid, Lana much. They recall one thing from Lincoln and Luna, she wouldn't harm anyone, and definitely not at this state with her family no longer loud either.

'Something seems off about this shit.'

Lacey walks out of the office and doesn't bother to Lucy who looks at her. 'Why does she look so familiar?' Lucy then uses her hellphone and checks up on the news about what happened in Royal Woods.

Lacey is in the elevator and grins. 'Soon Lana, I will make you suffer, just because you have a famous racing mom doesn't make you above my station, and even if I am dead, I will get all the fun I want to torment you. This is gonna be fucking fun for me, and it'll be in the hands of your former brother too.'

To be continued…..

A/N: Well, now we know what happened to those asshole Nazi's that we all fucking hate, I know that we all hate them so, so much and just a simple and going to be awkward moment between Lincoln and Velvet and I would like to thank the great "Geo Soul" for making this upcoming event possible with Lana. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

Also, does anyone here have any idea how Lincoln will encounter Lola again? I am open to PM ideas and concepts.

Date made: 1/4/2021.