Here we go folks, something straight out of the same thing from my other stories of "A Sparking Relationship", "Spells and Louds" and "Family of Two". So we're going to Great Lakes City and see what the heck they can do, to help a certain Asian girl and her feelings for someone, but they won't be alone. Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Great Lakes City: Casagrandes Apartment.)
The portal to hell has been opened, and now the crew of I.M.P have arrived, well not all of them. It's just Lincoln, Loona, and Blitzo and, why the hell is Angel Dust with them?
"Ah. Great Lakes City, sure feels nice to be back here again" said Lincoln.
Angel Dust looks around. "Meh. Unless this place has a strippers club or a bar I can chill, then it'll be alright with me. Do they allow smoking in this city?"
"I think at some locations you can smoke, but not in this street" replied Lincoln. He looks around the neighborhood. "I doubt anyone smokes in this area, also I don't know if they do have strip clubs or any bars for you to check out."
"Also, we're told not to let you out of our sights. So, since Blitzo and I will be checking out the Mercado place, you and Lincoln will be hanging out with his little buddies here in the city" replied Loona.
"Try not to go and fuck someone up, Angel, or end up letting someone fuck with you. If you know what I mean." Blitzo chuckles at his own remark.
Angel Dust smirks. "Yeah, yeah. Don't do anything bad, I get it, I get it. Jeez. You're starting to sound a lot like Vaggie, only without the persona of not trusting men, or any men. How is it with you and Stolas?"
Blitzo is wide eyed hearing this. "Okay, you two on your way now. Loonie and I have some shopping to do! Now scatter!" Blitzo and Loona walk into the Mercado.
"Lincoln!" The duo then see Ronnie Anne Santiago and Sid Chang head towards them and they're on skateboards. But something seems off, it's about Sid.
"Glad you made it, hellhound kid." Ronnie Anne and Lincoln fist bump and then high five.
"Glad to be here, also the other reason why we're here is because mom and Blitzo wanna check out the Mercado for anything that might be good for the upcoming restaurant that Blitzo is gonna open this Saturday" replied Lincoln.
"Cool." Ronnie Anne and Sid then look to Angel Dust. "Dude, who the heck is four arms over here?"
"Hey, watch it there toots. There are more arms underneath this body of mine, the names Angel Dust by the way and I don't trade secrets, unless you trade me yours." Angel Dust winks at them.
Ronnie Anne and Sid are confused at this spider-demon, but Sid notices something about his attire. "Why are you wearing a skirt?"
Angel Dust looks at Sid and her attire. "Why are you dressed like a wiener?"
No, Angel Dust did not mean a dick. Sid Chang is dressed as a hotdog, she's the mascot. "Oh, well this is a hotdog and I'm the mascot for the Chavez Academy skateboarders club!"
"It took us a while to make the club possible and we had to deal with our coach who didn't seem to like the club and thought skate boarders were nothing but trouble" replied Ronnie Anne. "But we helped him see otherwise and now the skateboarders club is all too real."
Lincoln chuckles. "Nice, well we were planning to hang out with you guys. Where you all headed to?"
"We were going to the park and catch up with the rest of our club. I think you know who they are, Lincoln" said Sid as she skateboards around the snow-haired boy and nudges him, Angel Dust notices this.
Lincoln then recalls. "No, I don't. Girls, I don't know who your friends are."
Sid then stops and is next to Ronnie Anne. "Oh, right. You never fully explored this city yet. Well, might just do it now!" said Sid. "Let's go!" She then races off.
Ronnie Anne chuckles. "Let's see who's the fastest, you need a lift Angel?"
Angel Dust smirks. "I think we can beat that speed, little girl." Angel Dust gets on the skateboard with Ronnie Anne and he uses his legs to get in position and they're off at great speed.
Lincoln chuckles and his eyes glow red. "Oh hell yeah!" He goes on all fours and goes after them, and with his claws active.
Angel Dust and Ronnie Anne are moving at incredible speed, because of Angel Dust's long legs, he can pick it up as they go. "This is awesome!" cheered Ronnie Anne. "There's Sid!"
"I got her!" Angel Dust catches Sid and her skateboard and now they're moving fast. "Glad we caught up to you, dog dress, how's the ride?"
"I think I'm gonna hurl!" Sid covers her mouth so she doesn't barf.
But then they see Lincoln running next to them. "See you guys at the park! Losers buy the lunch!" He then lunges forward and goes ahead of them.
Ronnie Anne is impressed at how fast he is, but she also feels the rush. "Oh, no he's not!"
Angel Dust chuckles. "It is on, let's kick it up a notch!" They all make their way through the streets to get to the park and see who's faster.
(Casagrande Mercado.)
Everyone there is just doing their regular shopping at the Mercado, as usual. They do notice the hellhound and the imp, and even though it looks odd. They don't seem to mind them, the city has had its own fair share of oddities lately.
Plus, they recall that I.M.P helped take down that jerk, Jim Sparkletooth.
Loona looks through the freezer, she can see some ice-cream, cold meat, milk and other cold products, but what she's lookin for is not there. 'You gotta be kidding me? They don't have any alcohol?'
Loona closes the freezer and she sees Blitzo by the fruits and he picks out some fruits he could use for the restaurant soon. Even though he has help from the Rosato's with a shipment of goods.
Loona then goes through the aisles for anything else. She grabs some cookies, and some bread and also some other products. Then she sees Mr. Nakamura and his dog, Nelson looks to her and barks.
"Sir, please keep your dog under control."
"Oh yes, I know. Hector told us about this thing that dogs do when they see you, and I feel sorry that Lalo tried to attempt something." Mr. Nakamura picks up his dog and they go and look for some dog food.
Loona then looks back to Blitzo and he's talking to this lady with shades and she tells him about the right mango and now Blitzo is interested and is….. Gonna look for the right, mango. Mabel and Blitzo call Bobby and he goes over to help them. Noooooooooo! Mabel's hardship costumer skills are now affecting Blitzo!
Loona sighs. "Well, we're gonna be here for a while." she goes through the aisles again and she runs into someone. "Oh, it's you again."
He sees it's the daughter of the Chang's and sister of Sid. Adelaide Chang. "Hi. I didn't think we'd see you again. I'm here with my mom and we're just shopping for some stuff, like bacon bits for Froggy 2."
The frog on her head croaks and he hugs the bag of bacon bits. Adelaide giggles at this. "He really loves his Bacon bits."
Loona smirks seeing this. "Good for you kid." then Becca goes to them.
"Oh, hello there Loona. Rare seeing you here, and is that your dad over there?"
Loona sighs and chuckles. "Yeah, that's him." They all look to what Blitzo is doing.
Right now, Blitzo and Mabel tell Bobby on what kind of mango they both want, which means Bobby has to go through all the mangoes for the one they want. Congratulations, Blitzo has become another tough customer. Mabel was bad enough, now him?!
"Blitzo and Mabel seem to be getting along" said Adelaide. Then she realizes something. "Poor Bobby."
Becca Chang then asks Loona. "So, what brings you and your dad here? Probably something to do with the new restaurant in Royal Woods?"
Loona is confused. "Yeah, Blitzo's diner and how the hell do you know that?"
"Word gets out fast, and also because of what happened on New Year's Eve when everyone saw the large lights from Royal Woods, followed by the sound of guns" said Becca. She then gets curious and asks. "Did you all use cannons and actual rockets?"
Loona nods. "We had a lot of leftover firepower and ammo, and we also had an anti-aircraft gun and Albert enjoyed shooting down the malfunctioning rockets from Blitzo. The ones with the name of the restaurant were all Blitzo made, and he trademarks them too."
Becca is shocked. "Wow. Well, I do hope we can come by and check out the restaurant."
"Yeah, I have worries about that idea" replied Loona. She then goes to the cash register and sees Carl. 'Shit. This turd is here.'
Carl sees the hellhound and he puts his game console away and tries to look responsible. "Hello, there Ms.….. Um, I forgot your last name."
Loona is unamused by this kid. "Where the heck is Hector?"
The elderly man arrives. "Right here. What can I do for you, Ms. Silva Hound?"
Loona then goes through her list. "I went through all I needed and I need to know if you have these items." She hands him the list and Hector reads it and he goes wide eyed.
"Oh wow. Okay, so umm…. I don't think we have any of this stuff in the Mercado" replied Hector. "We're a family friendly kind of business here." What does the old man mean and what is on the list?
Loona's list: Eggs, Bacon, steak, bacon, bread, bacon, whiskey, tequila, beer, cigarettes, beef and fish.
Loona then looks to the chocolates and puts it in her basket and then she looks to the old man. "Okay, then how about root beer?"
"At the freezer, back of the chocolate ice-cream" replied Hector. "That might be the only kind of liquid that would suite your taste. I don't think I have ever sold anything from what you want from this list."
"Fine" replied Loona. Then Sergio flies in and he's wearing shades and looks like he was at a party.
"Woohoo! Who let the digs out?"
Loona is annoyed by this avian and she punches him away. "Never say that again, stupid bird." Loona then walks off to the freezer once again.
Carl looks to Sergio and pokes him. "Yup, he's still breathing." He then puts Sergio in the crib they use for Carlitos. "That should keep him busy." Then the two Casagrande males see Bobby looking tired as Mabel and Blitzo are still telling him what the mango they want looks like.
"I think I'll go and help Bobby." Hector goes over to deal with the situation, and leaving Carl to man the register and he goes back to his video games.
(At the Great Lakes City Park.)
At the park, they make it to a screeching halt. Lincoln takes a moment to catch his breath and Angel Dust drops Ronnie Anne and Sid who fall on their backs. "Well, looks like we're all tied. So, who buys lunch?"
Lincoln goes back to his feet. "I guess both parties." He looks to the two girls. "You two okay there?"
Ronnie Anne sits up. "That. Was. Awesome!" She gets up and her hair is pulled back, she kinda looks like Carlota when she's in the car from her friends and it goes really, really fast. "It was like a rollercoaster, but in the streets!"
Sid also gets up and takes a moment to breath. "That was so cool and…" She runs to the trash can and barfs. "I'm okay." She vomits again. "Less okay."
"Whoa!" They all see the friends of Ronnie Anne and Sid. Sameer, Casey and Nikki. "A demon is here, in the city. Just like from what we saw on TV and what Ronnie Anne said!" replied Nikki.
"This is so awesome, and he kinda looks like a spider" replied Casey.
"Coz I am a spider small fry" replied Angel Dust. "Though, the rest of me is something you don't wanna know. It might be, inappropriate for you kids."
Sameer then realizes. "Like one of those M-Rater stuff?"
Lincoln is shocked he knows that and then he looks to Ronnie Anne who whistles. "What?" Lincoln crosses his arms, he wants to know how they know. "Alright, alright fine. So, chances we sometimes check out some stuff online….. That aren't meant for us."
Angel Dust and Lincoln sees Sameer, Nikki and Casey look away and turn red. Sid on the other hand is not acting like them.
"What? I learned animal mating from my mom, and I first saw two animal mates when I was ten and they were elephants. Adelaide isn't ready though."
Lincoln is wide-eyed. "Wow. That is just….. Wow. Well, don't worry guys, your secret is safe from me. The last thing I want, is for you to get one heck of a scolding from you Abuela."
Ronnie Anne chuckles nervously. "Yeah, umm. Most of the stuff that is adult and stuff, I learned when I went with my mom at her job. I saw someone who was naked and getting surgery for his well….." Ronnie Anne turns red.
Angel Dust knows what she saw. "Oh. Oh shit. Oh hell no. Someone's balls getting….. Oh god…. Nope. Don't wanna know anymore and not gonna say it either."
Sid then realizes what they mean. "Oh, you mean castrated?" They all are wide eyed and look towards Sid. "What? It happened in the zoo once, one of the yak's got into heat and tried to go for my mom, but I managed to stop him and watched them take his privates off."
Sameer faints hearing that and Casey whimpers. Nikki then clears her throat. "As disturbing as this conversation got. Should we get to skateboarding?"
They all nod and get onto their skateboards, while Lincoln and Angel Dust follow them, Angel Dust then whispers to Lincoln. "Didn't think the kids here were as fucked up as the ones in hell."
Lincoln whispers back. "Yeah, I didn't see this coming either."
Ronnie Anne then looks around. "Guys, where the heck is Laird?"
Casey realized they forgot to tell Ronnie Anne and Sid. "Oh, yeah Laird. I guess we forgot to tell you. Well, Laird is at the clinic getting checked up on some kind of allergy problem and also a broken leg."
They make it to the skateboarder's rink and watch as Ronnie Anne and the gang are busy skate boarding and doing some cool tricks. Lincoln heads off to buy them lunch.
Sid is sitting by herself and cheering onto the others and they're cool tricks. "Yeah, you go guys! Rock those sick poses" She then keeps her focus onto Ronnie Anne.
"So, whatcha doing?" asked Angel Dust. Sid gets startled by the spider-demon. "Whoa. Take it easy kid, didn't mean to scare ya, calm down and lower the board."
Sid lowers her board. "Sorry, just kinda caught me off guard."
Angel Dust snickers. "Well, I can be quite intimidating." He then looks to Sid. "Sid, what's with the face? You seem kinda, weird, like you got a crush on someone weird."
Sid blushes. "What? No way, me? No. I'm not weird, if anyone it's you."
Angel Dust crosses his arms. "Well, I am weird and no shadow of a fucking doubt. But I wasn't born yesterday and sure to shit didn't die yesterday either, also I know the look of someone having a crush on someone when I see it."
Angel Dust then takes a guess. "Does it have something to do with, Lincoln?"
Sid chuckles. "Well, I guess. I mean, he is cute and awesome and he has this….. This personality that says he can be kind when the conflict needs it, and he can be quite charismatic and the charmer too, and this isn't the whole Alpha Gene trait thing talking, this is me and my mouth talking."
"Hey, hey. I get it, I get it. You have a crush on him, I know and the same goes with my gal pals, summer and dia. Those two are smitten for him, I mean he did nail them when I showed the girls to the kid" said Angel Dust.
Sid is shocked. "Wait, Lincoln lost his virginity? To demons? Demon girls?"
Angel Dust chuckles. "Sid, this secret is between you and me and Lincoln. He'll let ya know when someone else should know, got it?"
Sid nods. "Got it." Then she has an idea. "Well, I would like to have some advice when it comes to admitting something to the person you have a crush on. Have any advice?"
Angel Dust is surprised. 'Huh, this is odd. Folks don't usually ask me for shitty advice about love and that stuff, mostly for sex.' Angel Dust thinks of some words. "Well, try and be yourself and see how well the whole thing goes, and see if she does like ya back."
"Because if you don't tell this person about your emotions for that person then it's gonna eat ya inside and turn ya into something you're not and chances it could be some kind of creepy ass stalker."
Sid wants to say something, but then she thinks about this. "Yeah, yeah you're right! I'll wait for the right moment, and then I'll tell Ronnie Anne how I feel."
Angel Dust then looks to the girl shocked. "So, lesbian huh? I can deal with that."
"Same." they see Lincoln arrive and he hands them the hotdogs. "I'm sure Ronnie Anne feels the same about you, Sid. Trust me, I know and I think Angel Dust is right too. Wait for the right moment, think of the words and then tell her and see if she likes you back."
Sid smiles and she eats her hotdog and thinks about what they said. 'Okay, so when the time is right, then I'll tell Ronnie Anne Casagrande Santiago how I feel about her.' Then she thinks about something else. 'I hope she likes me back and I hope her family won't be too upset with me.'
To be continued…..
A/N: And there we go, just like in my other stories, I ship Sidonnie and soon, some chapter in the future, there will be Jordacoln and it's gonna be beautiful, like say, the Sadie Hawkins Dance, and we are closing into the opening of Blitzo's restaurant and seeing how well it all goes. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Another thing guys, the episode is after the Casagrandes episode "Team Effort" and because Lincoln doesn't know who Sameer, Taber and Nikki are, it means the episode "City Slickers" never came true. Make sense now?
Date made: 1/7/2021.