Shits about to go down, and when I mean shit, I mean whatever Blitzo had plan, and his plan is a dream, and when I mean dream, what I mean is a dream he stole from someone else who is constantly locked away for goo, which is more like a hobby, or some kind of part-time job. Well, here it is guys, the restaurant. Enjoy reading folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Royal Woods.)
Saturday, this is the time for everyone to enjoy and relax, but at this point we're gonna be looking at the grand opening of some restaurant.
We now go to a spot somewhere at a street that is not too far from Ketcham Park and farther away from the nearby docks, so this place is where the site has been made.
The crew of I.M.P are there and looking to the structure that is covered by a large sheet.
Also with them are Sam Sharp, Rick, Jesse and Jordan Rosato. Mayor Davis and her son Clyde (The younger Davis kids are having a playdate at a friend's house.) and Albert, Myrtle, Father Chisel, Tristen D. Pingrey and with him is Elena and their adopted daughter, Lily.
"So, this is it huh?" asked Lucy.
"Sure looks like it" replied Loona. "What was the information of this place?"
Mayor Davis then goes through the list. "This restaurant used to be a rundown place called, Something Fishy and lost money and had no choice but to close, and now Blitzo owns it. There were some complications when they were….. Renovating the place."
"That one I knew would happen" replied Moxxie.
"What were the issues when they were trying to fix it?" asked Lucy.
"Well…." Rick Rosato goes through what was reported about the place. "Tons of papers in the old office which are all bills and all unpaid, the walls were so weak and had a lot of molds in them, there were some very unhealthy lobsters prowling around the bathrooms and there were tons of cats hiding in there. We also had to ask Mayor Davis and Officer Shoffner to find out who used to run the place."
"Because the bills were they're and not to this place" replied Mayor Davis.
"Exactly" replied Rick. "And we managed to clean the place out and make it look nice and less of a mangled fish place, the whole thing began around the early weeks of December, and it wasn't easy to make possible. I had to call in a lot of guys to help make the place better and stronger and we had to demolish nearly 85 percent of the place to replace the damaged areas."
"But, we managed to pull through and now it looks exactly as what Blitzo wanted."
They all look to the sheeted restaurant. "So, when is that thing gonna be revealed?" asked Luna.
They then see Blitzo on top of the place. "Hello everyone! Welcome to my new restaurant!" But then he sees the sheet still on. "Oh right. Hang on." He gets off of the place and he pushes the button.
The sheet moves and a single fireworks flies and drags the sheet with it.
"Ta-da!" They all look to the place and are amazed. (Rick already knows what it looks like and so does Jesse.)
Alright guys, so this is what it looks like:
So, imagine the same restaurant that Lynn Sr had from the episode "Cooked." but the walls are painted red on the outside, and the same greenish-blue roof, black and red striped window covers, rose bushes underneath the windows, dark brown at the lower part of the wall and below the windows.
The double doors are black with windows and the single circular window is a star pattern, and is painted red, white and black.
Last but not least, is the large sign which is being held by a wooden sign that looks like claws and the sign is shaped like Blitzo's head and the words all spell out: "The Blitz-O! Diner." then there are some words at the bottom of the name that read: "It may be hellish, but hey, it's good food!"
Truth be told, not all the food is from hell. We all know that one.
All of them are amazed by the looks of this place. "Whoa!"
"Damn! This place already looks cool and would definitely attract folks to come here" said Sam.
"We did all we could and I have to say, this is very impressive" said Rick.
"And I am impressed" said Mayor Davis. "I like the colors and the sign too."
"Dang Blitzo, dig the crib and I know the place has some good eats inside" said Luna.
Blitzo smiles and is truly happy at their faces. "Thanks everyone!" He then looks to his own restaurant. 'Blitzo, you've done it again. Made one helluva restaurant and now it's all fucking coming true!'
The priest should feel threatened by the place, because he can feel a lot of demon-based or hellish things that might be in there, but he stands strong at the sight of the restaurant. "Well, it sure looks nice."
"Thanks holy guy. Now, who wants to see the insides?!" said Blitzo.
They all smile and walk towards the door. Loona thinks about this place after seeing the way it looks. 'Huh, so many this whole restaurant thing won't be a fucking mess. This just might work.'
Blitzo opens the doors and all of them look at the insides and are awe struck. "Whoa! What?!"
And now for the inside of the place.
Again, so imagine the same as the episode of the restaurant. But all the chairs are colored red with black tables that have white table cloths. The floor is brown and wood. The tables on the sides of the restaurant has this large beams of wood above them painted dark brown and has some lights on them.
The tables that aren't near the windows and walls have well decorated lamps above them, and have some star and smile patterns for the lamp shades, the supports holding the large wooden beams are black and white striped columns.
The walls are painted in light a salmon pink color, and there is an open window to see what's going on in the kitchen and the kitchen itself is amazing and looks like any kind of high-end kitchen known at most restaurants. The whole place has a Thermostat for cooling and warming.
There is a pedestal for an employee to see if the folks who come in need a table or have reservations, and restrooms for men and women, and the symbols on it looks like a devil with horns, but one is blue and the other is pink.
There's even a bar area, but it's only open on Friday and Saturday nights.
"This….. What the hell?!" said Moxxie.
Tristen whistles. "Hot damn, Blitzo! This place looks awesome!"
"Heck, this is looking good, Blitzo. I like the smell of the place too" said Albert. "Smells like a classic."
Elena and Lily both sit onto one of the chairs and they look around the place. "Wow! This is nice, the colors truly feel like something of your idea." Lily looks around and giggles and she likes the looks of the patterns on the ceiling lights.
"I had to find some good curtains that had that rustic and comforting smell and thank goodness for flea markets!" said Blitzo. "The hard part was dealing with those swindlers."
Clyde is shocked to hear this. 'Wait! Blitzo goes to flea markets?!'
Millie looks to the colors of the place. "Oh Moxx! Look at this! This feels kinda homie!"
Moxxie smirks. "Yeah, I guess it….. Sir, what are you doing?"
They see Blitzo with a camera pointed to Moxxie. "What? Not like I'm recording this moment that all of you like my restaurant and also see Moxxie admit that this is a good idea. It's nothing like that."
They can tell this is what he plans, they all go around and check around this restaurant.
"So, are there any employees here?" asked Moxxie.
"There are, and one of them is of course Jesse Rosato" replied Blitzo. "Then I managed to grab this guy who said he was once pals with that dumb retard that you called a dad."
They see the Japanese man walk out of the kitchen. "Hey there, everyone."
Lincoln, Luna and Lucy are surprised at seeing the man. "Kotaro?!"
The man walks towards them. "Hey guys, surprised to see me? Well, here I am and I now work for Blitzo here. Though, I kinda mistook the name and called him "BlitzO" by accident."
Blitzo nudges the guy. "Hey, don't worry about that. But don't let it happen again." The last part he said sounded serious, because the O is silent and it reminds him of that fucked up robot jester he hates.
Loona then goes towards Blitzo. "So, any other staff besides Rosato and this guy who i don't know?"
"Well, Jesse has this cooking class, and she has some students who made the cut and graduated and she called them and now I got 5 folks who work for me too" said Blitzo.
"Whoa! Talk about the boss" said Sam. "Nice on, but what about the payment and stuff?"
Blitzo smirks. "Don't worry about it, Sam. We're I.M.P, we're loaded and I added something to make myself known that I made this possible! Now!"
Kotaro nods and he removes the sheet next to the main doors and they see a bronze statue of Blitzo, and he holds two signs, one of his restaurant and one of I.M.P.
They're all surprised and a bit confused. "Umm, Blitzo. What the heck is that?" asked Luna.
Blitzo stands next to his own statue. "This thing right here? It's me and I'm made of Bronze!" He then hugs himself. "I was gonna go with gold, but it got kinda expensive."
They all look towards Rick. "What? What did I do? I didn't know about this!"
They then look towards Blitzo, they can't stop him and this statue he wanted, but then Moxxie suggests. "Sir, maybe you should've put that outside, instead of inside."
Blitzo also realizes this. "Oh, huh. Didn't think that one through, god damn it! I can't even curse because there's a baby here and a kid!" He means Lily and Clyde.
"Blitzo, we can handle that thing later" replied Lincoln. "Right now, we need to know about the food being served here. Is it hell related or from the book?"
Blitzo smirks. "Don't worry gang, the food is from the book and only a few are made by me from hell and the suppliers are from both earth and hell and not expensive too."
They all look towards Rick. "What?" They know that most of the products have been delivered by Rose Shipping company, and all paid by Blitzo to Rick to keep the place going, and it's the freshest kind of products and from other parts of the world.
Yup, Blitzo and Rick are partners in business.
Blitzo then looks to the priest. "So, what's the verdict reverent?"
Father Chisel looks around. "This is made by the ideas of a demon, but not all bad ideas are truly bad ideas and even I must admit, this is pretty nice. Though, if I do eat here, then I do not wanna try the food made from hell."
Blitzo chuckles. "Yeah, I knew you'd say that. This place is gonna be damn great when people come in and enjoy the amazing food here!"
Lucy then asks. "It is a nice place and chances I could bring my friends here, but how in the hell are we gonna get people to come and try this place?"
Blitzo grins. "Don't worry everyone. That part is all taken care of."
(Moments Later.)
The whole place is packed with people and all of them are enjoying the food that they serve there and like the color and the style of the place. It may seem kinda hellish, but it feels nice and quite comfortable. They all enjoy some talk and chatter and most are at the bar and enjoying the drinks.
Blitzo made some fliers and through social media and then he made a commercial and it's now sent all around Royal Woods, and all thanks to the boss of the local TV station, they talked it out and let the man a little coupon for free desserts. What the hell Blitzo?!
Kotaro and one of Jesse's friends goes around the place and waits tables and then goes back and forth from the kitchen and back to the diners and the food keeps coming. Blitzo is also in the kitchen helping them out, and they all follow the instructions from the book and they know what to do.
Albert is with his friends and Myrtle and they're enjoying the food, and even Scoots loves the place. Reminds her of a bar, and she met some bikers too.
Sam and her family are there, and so are almost half the town and all of them love the place and what it has to serve.
The crew of I.M.P are at their own table and enjoying the food Blitzo made, which is from the book he took from Lynn Sr and they taste good.
"Well, looks like Blitzo's idea is a sensation and possibly gonna be here for a long while" said Luna.
"I honestly didn't think this place would be possible and yet here it is, standing and still going" said Moxxie. "I mean, look at the folks coming here."
"I did saw a bus full of folks and most are from the mall" said Millie. She then eats her sandwich. "And this food is just amazing!"
"Sigh, I can see some of my friends, but no sign of the Young Morticians Club, good" said Lucy.
Lincoln eats the devil trout. "The hell category food tastes even better than what we normally eat. He made this into one awesome dish, and I can't wait to try the others."
Loona smirks. "Yup, Blitzo really did it, he pulled through and now everything he wanted is here and standing tall. Things are changing and with Blitzo less at I.M.P, we're gonna need to step up and try our best to keep that company alive."
"We can handle it, mom" replied Lincoln. "I know we can."
Then they see Katherine Mulligan walk into the place and she goes to Blitzo and then he begins to tell her all about the restaurant and how it all began. He literally makes up a story about his dream, and not about where he actually got it from.
"Well, this should be one interesting shit in the news" said Loona.
(Fort Dent prison, San Francisco.)
We now see Lynn Sr and he's being held in a new prison, after the last prison which he escaped from. They placed him in another kind of prison and this time he's not getting out and sure to shit he ain't finding any help either.
Lynn Sr is in a cell and alone with no cellmate and rarely any time to go out and do anything. They don't wanna risk him making a run for it.
Lynn Sr then looks out the small window of his cell door and he sees the TV outside by the halls and sees what was on, but he can't change the channel and is stuck watching the game show called. "Legends of the Hidden Temple." It is his favorite show, but he would like to watch something else.
Lynn Sr then sees the guard switch the channel. "Hey! I was watching that!"
"Yeah? Tough break, lunatic."
The channel is on the news from Michigan, and Lynn Sr sees the news and the one being interviewed is Blitzo and he sees the imp talking about the restaurant he now has and how it became his dream and how he made the recipes with the book he has.
But Lynn Sr knows that book, and that restaurant thing, was his dream!
Then he sees the portrait on the wall of the place and Blitzo tells them that the humble beginnings all began when they found Lincoln, then Luna and then Lucy and then the family was better than it was before and the dream rose and now it's a reality.
"Did you see the statue up front by the door?"
Lynn Sr is angered by this. "No! No, no! No! No!" He begins to punch the door. "That's my dream! My restaurant! My book! My family! That monster, he stole it all!"
The door opens and the guards come in and beat the man up. "Shut up!" They then walk out of the room and leave Lynn Sr groaning in pain.
But the pain wears off when his anger comes back.
'Stupid demon, stupid demon family! I swear, when I get out of here. I am going for that demon and I am taking everything back!'
To be continued…..
A/N: So…. How as it guys? Good? Bad? Crazy? More of the Blitzo and less of the whole gang? Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 1/9/2021.