From "ReptileEdge", this chapter is all about getting rid of someone in a bloody and very unholy way, and also dealing with something that is just darn annoying, and we know what that thing is, but what will they do with the four-legged annoyance that has been going around earth? Enjoy reading this folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures. Blood in the waters.
(Somewhere far from San Francisco.)
A large and fancy looking yacht somewhere in the waters far from San Francisco is trying to get away from the mainland and the rich man onboard is surrounded by bodyguards and they all have tommy guns ready for the law if they come.
Eric Briner. His appearance is that of an old, balding, white haired (the hair is on the sides of his head), Caucasian with a bulbous round nose, a gold tooth, a golden cane with a diamond on top, thin eyebrows, and wrinkly skin. He wears a white suit, white undershirt, a golden necktie, white dress shoes, and white silk gloves. He looks like an elderly James Bond villain.
The rich man then looks to the mainland of where he came from and scoffs. "Those stupid law and cops. They won't be able to get me anymore. Not while I have the money, the power and the private island. I can still continue hunting sharks from there and still be rich!"
"I'd like to see… What the heck?" He then spots another yacht, and then he smiles when he sees some women onboard and they wave to his yacht, and it almost looks like they need some help. "Get this vessel over there, now!"
One of the bodyguards didn't like this. "But sir, are you sure about…"
But the elderly rich man uses his cane and hits the guard to his balls and the guard goes down. "Are you all dumbass morons with no brains and ears?! Get my luxurious yacht over there, now!"
The yacht then makes its turn to the left and it heads towards the yacht, and then they lower down the bridge and the elderly man gets onto the other yacht with half his guards and leave the others onto his own yacht.
He then looks to the women who needed his help. Luna, Sam, and Loona (She's in her human form.) The elderly rich man, Eric smirks to this. "Well, what seems to be the problem girls? Also, what are some fine ladies like you all doing here in the middle of the sea?"
Loona then answers. "Our engine is busted, and we don't know how to fix this, well our other friend is down by the engine and checking on what the problem is. You think you can help us, sir?"
Eric smirks. "Well, of course. But, while you're vessel is being repaired. How about a tour onto my boat, and we can get to know each other."
Luna smirks. "Now that does sound like a mighty fine idea dude, but only one problem though."
"And what might that be, my dear?" asked Eric.
"The waters are filled with sharks, Bull Sharks and Mako Sharks" replied Sam. "They all look to the water and see that both vessels are crowded with tons of sharks and there's chum in the water too.
Eric is confused. "That is odd, but no matter. As long as we don't bother them, then they won't bother us. But I must ask, do any of you ladies like to see someone as manly as I hunt a shark?"
The girls smirk, and then Loona speaks. "No, but we know you're gonna be the hunted."
Eric is confused by what she just said. "What?" Then gun shots are heard and the men on the boat are all shot, and then his yacht begins to sink and is on fire. Then three figures jump off the sinking yacht and then land on the roof of the other boat: Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie.
The other guards try to shoot, but then Lincoln throws the bucket of chum onto the two guards, and then he shoots them, then Luna pulls out her gun and shoots two other guard and then Loona uses her scythe and she slices off the head of the last guard and she pushes the corpse into the water.
Eric is horrified by what has happened. "What the fuck is this?! What is happening?!"
Then he sees the tall woman morph into a hellhound. "Someone wants ya dead, scumbag, and we're gonna do it in style. High seas and all that fucking shit."
Eric then gets his gun out, but then Lincoln fires a harpoon and it hits the hand of the man and he drops his gun, he is now close to the edge of the sea. "What the hell do you demons want from me?!"
Blitzo comes down and he grabs the gun. "Hmm, let me see. Hey, what the fuck do we want with him again?"
Millie smirks. "Well, there's this client in hell who wants ya dead for killing him."
Moxxie then continues. "And he wants to make sure it's done in the hands or teeth of those you have demanded slain."
Lincoln then continues. "Also, even if you die, well you won't escape still. Because the client has something special for you, dumbass."
Eric is now horrified at what that means. "No… No. He's dead! Gone, he shouldn't be able to…. This can't be happening to me! Do you know who I am?!"
Luna then stabs his right hand, and she goes close to him. "Yeah, and we don't fucking care. The client wants it, and so it shall be." She then kicks the man off the yacht and they watch as his body is being torn apart by the sharks in the water.
"I wonder if I can have a copy of this shit" said Blitzo as he records the whole thing.
Loona then turns her scythe back into a metal box. She then checks her phone. "Velvet along with Lucy and Delilah are waiting by the bleeding beaches with the client for the target sinner to land, he's gonna be torn to shreds when he gets sent into the demon shark infested waters."
"And we're gonna be there to see it" said Luna.
Sam backs up and sits onto the beach chair. "Well, I did my part and it felt good to give those dead sharks and the sinner some justice. So, now what?"
"Well, we go back to hell and we get the pay" said Loona. She then puts on some shades. "But first we gotta wait for this retard to die." Then they notice Lincoln open the portal back to the mainland. "Son, what are you doing?"
Lincoln looks back to them. "You guys go on ahead, there's something I must do first." He then steps through the portal and it closes.
(Back on land.)
On land, Lincoln walks along the shores near a forest and he takes in a deep breath of the place. He then thinks about what else he could do as summer vacation rolls on. Then he hears something and he grins. "Gotcha."
He then turns around and he grabs the creature from the bushes and pins it to the ground, and he was now face to face with the large four-legged hammerhead shark demon pet of Vox. Vark.
The large four-legged hammerhead shark smiles and then licks him and this makes Lincoln chuckles. "Alright, alright. Stop it, boy. Stop." He then gets off Vark and Vark wags his tail and looks to Lincoln with joy.
Lincoln pets his head. "Yeah, I still remember you Vark, how could I forget you big happy shark oaf?" He then scratches the chin and then the belly of the creature, then he sees the camera on top of the head of the demon shark.
Lincoln then removes it and he looks to the camera and he growls. "I know you're watching this you retarded son of a bitch Vox, and I know you're whore friend, Valentino is watching too. I don't know what you guys are up to, but I swear that I will come for the two of you and fucking finish what Holly started!"
He then breaks the camera and Vark devours the remains. Lincoln smirks and he pets the head of Vark. "Go on home, Vark."
The Four-legged shark nods and it goes through a portal and is gone. Lincoln sighs and he sits on a stump. 'What the fuck do those two want with me? Whatever they have planned, cannot be good. I have to warn the others, they have to know.' Lincoln gets up and he opens the portal back to I.M.P.
(Back in hell.)
Vark comes back to the hideout of his master, and Valentino and he goes over to Vox who is displeased with what happened.
"Well, this cannot be good. Seems like our schemes have been rediscovered. So, do you think it's time?"
Vox then sees Valentino tinkering with his new mechanical arms, and one of them is a saw blade. "Oh, when the time comes. We shall give him the pleasure of thinking he's got the best of us, and that he's ready for us, when clearly he is not!"
Valentino's eyes glow and he grins and snickers. "After all, he has more trouble to deal with, when he faces old family who all wish to speak with him. Once they arrive to their town, then we come in and make them pay for what they did!"
To be continued in the next chapter.
A/N: Thanks again to "ReptileEdge" for the client and target and I hope this was fine, and it looks like we got some helluva trouble coming, and the new Valentino is going to be ready, soon. But what of the fare of Vark? Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 5/20/21.