Warning: this chapter contains spoilers for Tiny Toons Looniversity. Reader discretion is advised.
The Tiny Toons were approaching the town hall of Show Town.
"Wow." Buster commented. "We haven't seen this place since those game nights we had in the past."
"I wonder what the authors wanted us to come here for." Added Babs.
Inside the town hall was RedHood123 and DiamondPickle994.
"We're glad you guys could make it." DiamondPickle994 said.
"Like, guys and girls." Corrected Shirley.
"No matter." RedHood123 said. "We called you all here today because we'd like to introduce you all to a certain group of characters. DiamondPickle994, if you'd please."
DiamondPickle994 pulled a lever on the wall that read "Portal Open". The Tiny Toons stared at the portal for fifteen seconds before something came through it, a couple of things actually. Much tot he surprise of the Tiny Toons, what came through the portal was the TTL versions of the Tiny Toons. Each of the Tiny Toons approached their TTL counterpart.
"Wow..." Said OG Buster. It's... us."
"Tiny Toons from the original Tiny Toon Adventures, meet the Tiny Toons from the new Tiny Toons Looniversity." Said RedHood123.
"Greetings, Looniversity us!" Greeted Buster. "I'm Buster Bunny."
"And I'm Babs Bunny." Greeted Babs.
"No relation." They both said in unison.
"Well, Buster and Babs, I'm Buster Bunny." Greeted TTL Buster.
"And I'm Babs Bunny." Greeted TTL Babs.
Original Buster and Babs expected them to say "no relation" but they didn't.
"Where's the no relation line?" Asked Original Babs.
"Well, Buster and I are twin siblings." Explained TTL Babs.
Original Buster and Babs looked absolutely flabbergasted.
"SIBLINGS?!" They both yelled in unison.
TTL Buster and Babs looked confused.
"Well, yeah." Replied TTL Buster.
"Since your shows take place in separate continuities, you can get well-acquainted with your other show counterparts." Explained DiamondPickle994.
Each of the Original Tiny Toons interacted with their TTL counterparts
"I bet that sweater is warm on ya." TTL Buster chuckled.
"Not as much as yours does." Replied Original Buster. "I can see the thickness on the wrists."
"You know, I once met a clone of me." TTL Buster informed. "Well, cloned myself to be more precise. Although, it didn't go well."
"What happened?" Asked Original Buster.
"He turned evil and tried to ruin my name by doing bad things around the campus." Explained TTL. "On another note, you ever pulled off a drag attire?"
"I sure did." Chuckled Original Buster. "On the count of three, we both don our drag attires. Three!"
They both spun around, and were wearing their drag attires from Two-Tone Town and Save the Loo Bru respectively.
"Wow, you look like a businesswoman." Said Original Buster.
"And you look like..." Replied TTL Buster. "What's the word I'm looking for?"
"A sugar dumpling?" Giggled Original Buster. "That's what Yosemite Sam called me. I doned this attire to acquire some sound effects."
"Well I doned this attire so that I could achieve the rights to the Loo Bru to stop Montana Max from demolishing it." TTL Buster replied.
As they continued, Original Babs was interacting with TTL Babs.
"So Sweetie is your dormmate?" Asked Original Babs.
"Yep." Replied TTL Babs, proudly. "She's my Restie. A roommate and bestie put together. We even survived our first roommate disagreement."
"I suppose it's because you found her side of the room too messy so you cleaned it up but she didn't like it and called you too organised." Laughed Original Babs.
"Actually, that's precisely how it went." Informed TTL Babs.
"Huh, wow." Original Babs laughed. "And I thought Shirley was psychic."
"Talking of messy, let me tell you the time me and Buster became assistant chefs to the head chef, Lola." TTL Babs said.
"Wait, Lola is the head chef?" Asked Original Babs in astonishment.
"Yep." Replied TTL Babs. "Anyways, we became chefs to help our mother with a flooding problem."
The two Pluckys approached each other next.
"Well, who is this good-looking duck?" Asked Original Plucky.
"Even in another continuity, I'm still a good-looking charmer." Laughed TTL Plucky. "My birth name is Pluciferous von Mallard Duck. But I go by Plucky for those who could get a word in. But you know, that vest you're wearing could be helpful in the summer months unlike my black shirt."
"If you were a woman, you'd be my one true love." Said Original Plucky. "Even more so than Shirley, who left me for Furrball!"
"A cat and a duck?" Laughed TTL Plucky. "That could never last. Not even as much as me and Buster being more than rivals and frenemies."
Original Plucky couldn't believe his luck.
"From now on, we're best friends!" He said.
"That sounds perfect for me." Replied TTL Plucky. "If only you were my dormmate. Then you could've helped me with my gossip blog."
Next, it was the two Hamtons.
"Wait, you went to medical school?" Asked Original Hamton. "I'd rather go to cleaning and/or eating school myself."
"I sure d-d-d-did." Replied TTL Hamton.
Original Hamton was taken aback.
"Never thought I'd, I mean, you have a stutter." He said. "I mean, I know Porky does."
"Guess I more resemble h-h-h-h-him more." Replied TTL Hamton. "All due respect. No offence."
"None taken." Hamton replied. "Tell me this though, how often do you have to deal with your Plucky's antics?"
"Not as much a-a-a-a-as you probably do." Replied TTL Hamton. "He's either getting into squabbles with Buster or acting like he's king of the w-w-w-w-world. Did I tell you about my indesiciveness?"
Next, it was the two Sweeties.
"Aww, I look so cute in the original!" Said TTL Sweetie.
"And I look so cool in the reboot!" Said Original Sweetie.
"Wow, five seconds and we've already become best friends!" Said TTL Sweetie.
"Hey, do you also have a history of being chased by cats?" Asked Original Sweetie.
"No, but there was a time where I had a worse alternative than being chased by cats." TTL Sweetie replied. "And that was having Dizzy as a roommate."
"I wanna hear all about it." Original Sweetie replied.
"Then allow me to feed you, tiny bird." TTL Sweetie replied. "Well, it started when Montana Max purchased the Loo Bru."
As TTL Sweetie was telling Original Sweetie the story, other Original Tiny Toons met their Looniversity counterparts.
"So I am French-Canadian?" Asked Original Fifi in astonishment.
"Oui." TTL Fifi replied. "And I also 'ave a sense of fashion. I 'ave clothes zhat no one else in ACME Looniversity 'as."
"Well, I 'ave a 'usband." Said Original Fifi.
TTL Fifi's eyes nearly popped out of her head.
"Vou do?" She asked.
"I sure do." Replied Original Fifi, proudly. "Oh Skunky, mon amour!"
Skunky rushed into the town hall.
"What is it, darling?" He asked.
"Skunky, meet mon Tiny Toons Looniversity counterpart." Original Fifi introduced. "She may not be as romantic as moi, but she does 'ave 'er own interests, especially in clothes."
Skunky took one look at both Fifis, and fainted to the floor.
"To be a bit clear, I 'ave a little 'istory with romance." TTL Fifi corrected. "I 'ave two exes 'ho are part of a singing boy band of rabbits."
Meanwhile, the two Shirleys were meeting.
"Like, those glasses look cool on your or some junk." Informed Original Shirley.
"I do like that big bow on your head." Replied TTL Shirley.
Upon hearing the voice of her TTL counterpart, Shirley felt her legs melting. The voice of TTL Shirley was so soothing and calming like a warm honey sandwich.
"Like, where did you get a relaxing voice like that?" Original Shirley asked.
"It takes a bit of meditating and finding peace." TTL Shirley explained.
"I wonder how Furrball would react to your voice." Original Shirley replied.
Speaking of Furrball, the two of them were meeting.
"Why are you only wearing a yellow shirt?" Original Furrball asked.
"Why are you not wearing clothes at all?" TTL Furrball asked.
"Touché." Original Furrball replied.
"Got any peanut brittle?" Asked TTL Furrball. "That's my favourite."
"I could check at the apartment later." Offered Original Furrball. "Say, you know Shirley? Here, she's my girlfriend."
TTL Furrball looked surprised.
"She is?" He asked.
Original Furrball nodded.
"Well, I have hung out with her once or twice." TTL Furrball replied. "Once when she measured my chakras, and another when we read that newspaper exploiting Plucky's gossip papers. Between you and me, I always found her voice relaxing. Whenever I heard her talk, I feel myself getting calmer."
"Is it really that calming?" Original Furrball asked.
As TTL Furrball nodded. the two Little Beepers met.
"Hey, wanna race?" Asked Original Little Beeper.
TTL Beeper nodded, and the two took off as the two Calamitys met.
"What kind of music do you like?" Asked Original Calamity.
TTL Calamity held out his shirt that read "I Only Listen To Trash Metal.
"Why only trash metal?" Asked Original Calamity. "There are tons of good music. Try Queen for example, their music is godly."
TTL Calamity gave a face that read "I accept your challenge" as the two Dizzys met.
"Me Dizzy!" Greeted Original Dizzy.
"Me also Dizzy." Replied TTL Dizzy.
"We sound different." Said Original Dizzy.
"But me sure we share interests." TTL Dizzy replied. "Dizzy have job at Loo Bru."
"What Loo Bru?" Asked Original Dizzy.
"It place where classmates hang out." TTL Dizzy explained.
Suddenly, the doors flung open, and Elmyra ran in.
"Oooh!" She yelled. "Can I meet the-"
"NO!" Yelled all the Original Tiny Toons in unison.
Original Plucky took out a hammer and bashed Elmyra on the head with it. Elmyra ended up dazed and saw bird fly around her head before she fell to the floor.
"I always wanted to do that." Said Original Plucky, cathartically.
Meanwhile, what none of the Original or TTL Tiny Toons realised is that both versions of Montana Max were meeting.
"So you hate rabbits too?" Asked Original Montana Max.
"Of course I do!" Replied TTL Montana Max. "They stopped me from demolishing the Loo Bru!"
"Hey, we're both rich." Said Original Montana Max. "Let's say you and I combine our riches for something spectacular."
"You've read my mind." Replied TTL Montana Max, shaking hands with Original Montana Max while both had malevolent grins on their faces. Back in the Town Hall, both versions of Lil Sneezer were meeting.
"I'm allergic to meeting characters from a reboot." Said Original Sneezer.
"And I'm allergic to meeting characters from cartoons from the 1900's." Replied TTL Sneezer.
Simultaneously, both Sneezers let out such a monster sneeze, the entire planet split apart. Everything and everyone were floating around in space.
"Bless us." Said both Sneezers simultaneously.
Don't worry. The Earth will be back together in the next story. Also, I plan to write something in my random things which is me giving my thoughts on each episode of Tiny Toons Looniversity. See ya.
