Beavery and Raccoony were preparing to go to a Mortal Kombat convention. Beavery was dressed as Scorpion while Raccoony was dressed as Sub-Zero.

"Get over here!" Chuckled Beavery.

"You will feel the chill." Laughed Raccoony. "Man, am I excited for this convention."

"Me too!" Agreed Beavery. "I hope we meet some of the most popular Mortal Kombat characters."

"I personally want to see some of the Johnny Cage movies." Raccoony replied.

"Don't you remember when we watched Ninja Priest and Tommy Scissorfist?" Beavery asked.

"Oh yeah." Raccoony replied. "One of the characters in Ninja Priest looked like Kano for some reason."

The two of them went to the convention. Before they could enter, Stryker stopped them at the entrance.

"You need a first class membership to enter here." He informed.

"I wasn't informed of such." Beavery replied.

"Well luckily for you two, there's an entrance for non-first class members over there." Stryker said, pointing to a nearby door.

"That's a relief." Raccoony replied. "Thanks, Stryker."

They entered through the other door and discovered that there was barely anyone in there.

"Must be a slow day." Shrugged Raccoony.

Suddenly, doors opened and Mortal Kombat characters began walking into the area. The characters being Kai, Taven, Daegon, Kobra, Hotaru, Dairou, and much to the horror of Beavery and Raccoony, Mokap. The two critters screamed when they saw Mokap.

"What's with you two?" Asked Mokap.

"You're basically the least popular Mortal Kombat character!" Raccoony explained. "Well, maybe the second counting D-"

"Do NOT bring her name up!" Beavery interrupted.

"Perhaps I was made for a joke." Mokap replied. "I mean, I don't even have any fatalities."

"Can you believe this, Raccoony?" Beavery asked. "We're stuck in this lobby filled with mediocre Mortal Kombat characters!"

"You got a problem with us?!" Demanded Meat, who had just walked over to them.

"Oh no!" Raccoony gagged. "Not meat! Just looking at him makes me queasy!"

"You'll be dead in five minutes!" Came the voice of Hsu Hao who was approaching them.

"Not so fast!" Said Beavery, leading Raccoony to a miniature airplane. Before they could take off, they heard:

"This one-"

They screamed in terror and flew the plane all the way back home before the voice even finished.

"Let's not do that ever again." Suggested Beavery.

"Good idea." Raccoony replied. "Let's go watch movies on Netflix instead."

And so, the two of them marathoned films on Netflix until nightfall.


And now for the gum remake story RedHood123 asked me to do.


Morgana had just walked into the house of him and Yaya with a paper shopping bag in his hand.

"Hey Yaya, guess what?" He said.

"What is it, Morgana?" Asked Yaya.

"I was at the supermarket earlier today and Burping Herbert told me about this really cool gum." Morgana explained. "I figured that we should have a gum chewing challenge."

"I'm on board." Yaya replied.

She decided to go first. She took a piece of strawberry bubblegum and chewed it for a total of thirty five seconds, taking nasal breaths in between. She started blowing a bubble, growing it bigger and bigger until it took up the entire living room. Then, it got caught on the corner of one of the tables, causing the bubble to pop and it cost fifty dollars to have the living room cleaned.

"Oopsie." Blushed Yaya. "Guess doing it indoors was a bad idea."

"Let's take it outdoors for my turn." Morgana replied.

Morgana took the next piece of cherry bubblegum, went to the back yard, and started chewing it for fifty seconds, also taking nasal breaths in between. The bubble he blew was so big, it was almost the size of the house. Suddenly, Morgana felt his feet fly off the ground and he began flying away.

"Morgana!" Yaya exclaimed.

Thinking quickly, Yaya rushed inside to find Morgana's slingshot, which she used to fire a shot at the bubble, causing it to pop and Morgana to fall, landing on the bounce house, causing him and the bounce house to be covered in gum.

"Oh dear." Said Yaya.

Two and a half hours of showering and bounce house cleaning later, all the gum had been cleaned.

"This was a bad idea from the start." Morgana sighed, sitting on the sofa after drying himself off.

"I know what'll cheer you up." Yaya replied. "A sushi restaurant just opened down the street."

Morgana was overly eager when Yaya told him the news, and was even more eager as she lead him there.


Now that these two stories are done, I can do other stories. By for now.