Now, they will handle in getting rid of the Carson brother's so that they don't do any more trouble to the town of Royal Woods. But they don't know that someone is planning to strike and make sure that all of them becomes part of his family again, and we know who he is. Enjoy reading this folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Lynnard Loud."
(July 17, somewhere in Royal Woods.)
As of right now, we see some cops and an armoured van and their surrounding the apartment building, from which the Carson family resides in. The front door opens and the cops apprehend the three other boys, Chester, Roderick and Jerry, and they struggle to break free.
"Hey man, let us go you blue uniformed losers!" Jerry tries to break free, but the handcuffs are too strong.
"You can't do this to us! We're the Carson brothers! Do you know who our uncle is?!" yelled Chester.
Then someone speaks and that someone is Luna. "Yeah, the scumbag asshole who's burning in hell, well he was in hell and now he's long gone, or as Angel Dust said, double dead and no longer a problem." Also with there are the rest of I.M.P. Lincoln, Loona, Blitzo, Lucy, Moxxie and Millie.
Roderick is enraged seeing them. "You're gonna pay for doing this! We were doing on our own until you freaks showed up! Why couldn't you all have just listened to us?! We're the top guys in the stupid state!" He then breaks free and tries to attack them, and Loona gets ready to attack.
But then Benjamin Carson punches Roderick and the cops hold the delinquent. "You are no longer my son!"
Roderick and the other boys are shocked and confused by what he said. "Wait, what? What do you mean pops?!" yelled Jerry.
"You have no authority to call him that anymore!" yelled Loretta Carson, she too is angered by her own sons. "We have come to a conclusion, and after so many damned moments of all of you ruining others and making our lives horrible, we're disowning you four! We already made that clear when Edison attacked the meeting we were having."
Angel then speaks. "You're no longer part of the family, the last name Carson is no longer legally yours and you're never coming back to mess with our lives, ever again!"
"What?! No!" Chester tries to break free and he manages to, but then someone hits him square in the face with her blue guitar and that someone is Sam Sharp.
"Never ever mess with my girlfriend and her family you creep!" She then kicks him away and then the cops take him away. The back of the armoured van opens and they see Edison is chained and mouth clamped shut.
"Wait!" They see Jessica go towards them. "Let me do this, because I have been waiting since you and Edison have been corrupted by the dead beat jackass double dead and gone!" Jessica then grabs Jerry, and the throws him into the armoured car. "That was for flirting with Monica and Danica!"
Then she grabs Chester and then she throws him inside after she kicks him in the gut. "That was for always ruining my clothes and my slumber parties!"
Then Jessica grabs Roderick and then she punches him in the face and kicks him in the dick. "That was for sexually harassing my teacher, my friends, and my boss from my summer job!" She then head butts him and twists his arm and then kicks him into the armoured van. She then closes the door.
Jessica looks to the others and catches her breath. The others are shocked that she could do this, Luna and Sam blush at how she did that and how impressive she is. 'Wow. She is so dang hot when she did that shit.'
The Carson's then go over to the crew from hell. "We'll be back soon once we make sure that the boys head to the border, and then are sent all the way to Tuscola Juvenile Detention Center" said Loretta.
Moxxie nods. "They deserve for what they did and we'll make sure the vacation home that you're al staying in is doing fine and clean."
"You folks deserve to be in a place where ya'll can be able to have some peace and relaxation" said Millie. "Well, the place is neighboring the gal that Lincoln here is dating."
Lincoln blushes. "Her dad said it was fine and he said he'll pay for the stay you guys are in. The place has a pool and a lot of space for you guys to relax and have some family bonding time. This is gonna be a great summer for all of you."
Jessica goes over and places a kiss on his forehead. "We can't thank you enough for doing this for us."
Angel goes over and she hugs Lincoln and kisses his cheek. "Thank you for helping us turn this problem around, and now the rest of our lives can be swell without the boys."
Lincoln blushes and he chuckles. "Yeah, you're welcome. You guys have been through hard times and we've been down that road too, my sister and I have been through it and we're doing our best to live with the new family and new life."
They watch as the Carson's get into their car and they follow the armoured van and drive off, the crew then head back to their rides. "Well, that shit's been taken care of" replied Blitzo. "Now, I gotta go and check on the restaurant and see how many fucking customers we served today."
"We're gonna be taking a nice flight around town, to also help entertain the tourists" said Lucy. "But, I do wanna scare them." This makes Moxxie and Millie chuckle, they can't wait to make some scares onto the folks with the demonic wyvern, it's gonna be fun.
Sam then hands Luna the lyrics to her song for an upcoming gig, and Loona looks to her phone for any signs of messages, and Lincoln smiles at how this went and that the trouble of the town is no longer around. 'Thank god. Now we can all spend some good summer, and also the plan Jordan had.'
Then he recalls something and he looks towards Loona who is texting back to Octavia. 'Mom is turning 20 tomorrow! Her birthday! So glad Lunes and I got her something super early. I hope she likes it though.'
Loona then looks to her son and the way he has this worried expression. "Something wrong, Linc?"
Lincoln just smile at her. "Nothing, just looking forward to the one week vacation that the Rosato's have planned." They then head back to the car of the Silva Hound family, but then the car is rammed by a truck.
"What the fuck?!" Then Moxxie and Millie are struck when a net entangles them, and they fall to the ground.
"Mom! Dad!" Lucy goes over to help, but then she too gets caught in a net. "What the hell is this?!"
Blitzo then pulls out his flintlock, but only to have it shot off by someone in the truck with a sniper rifle, three men come out wearing ski masks and have guns. Then one of them men taze Blitzo and he falls to the ground, but then he gets back up and the other guy shoots him in the leg.
"Fucking shit me!" Blitzo falls to the ground again and holds onto his sore left leg. Luna then pushes Sam aside and she pulls out her own gun, but only to be stuck in the same large net, and then the net deploys a gas to her face and she passes out.
"Luna!" Sam goes to her, but one of the armed men grabs Sam by her hair and points the gun to her head.
"Alright, nobody move or the blonde bitch gets it!"
Then the other guy speaks. "Terrence, what did we say about using that word? Come on, she's not much of a threat and we don't use that word."
The man known as Terrence nods. "Alright, alright. So, nobody move or the teenage blonde girl here gets it!" He then looks to the other guy. "How's that?"
"Much better." The man then grabs Blitzo's sniper rifle and then kicks the Imp away and then grabs the Flintlock pistol. "Dang, this rifle is heavy. How the heck does this little guy carry this thing?"
The other man, known as David grabs the two imps stuck in the steel net, and then Lucy. "Got the rest of them crazy dad, what do I do with them?"
"Load Lucy into the truck and toss those two weirdoes into the sewer, let's see if they can die from drowning when the lunch rush is over."
Lincoln and Loona can't attack or they'll harm Sam, but the voice of the other guy is too familiar and they know who he is now. "Lynnard Loud?!"
The man removes his ski mask and it is Lynn Loud Sr. "Hey there, sport. Looks like you figured out that your old man was here the whole time. Well, I am so glad I could come for my birthday and now we can spend it by getting the rest of the family together, and also remodeling the house."
Lincoln is super pissed off at this. "What in the god damn fucking shit hells are you doing?! Also, who the heck are these guys?"
Lincoln Oliver Loud! We do not use words like that around here! Shame on you!" Lynn Sr then recalls. "Right, boys please introduce yourselves." The other men reveal themselves.
"The names Terrence Dorm and I'm a getaway driver and the one who bailed out crazy dad and my buddy here, and I also used to work at gas stations and then was fired for stealing from them."
"Hey, my names David Connor and I was arrested for sexual assault, grand theft, murder and breaking into some rich guys home. I also used to work in a Pawn Shop, but was fired for being lazy, but I wasn't and it was my co-worker who was jealous of me being employee of the month for the fifth time."
The others are confused by this. "Okay, so either this is a big issue of us trying to stop them or this is some kind of messed up bullshit school thing" said Blitzo. "Also, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Lynn Sr then looks to Lincoln. "Come on, Lincoln. I think it's time for all of us to head back home and rekindle the family again. I mean, Lisa is around here now and we can be able to make her smart again and also figure out how to make Lola back into human, if that can be possible."
Lincoln and Loona look to the man as if he is crazy, and he is. "What the hell are you talking about?!" said Lincoln. "We are not gamily anymore, and you have lost your head you deranged lunatic!"
Terrence then opens the manhole cover to the sewer. "Hey! That's what we called him too, the deranged ad and the lunatic poppa, but then we stuck with crazy dad instead."
Lynn Sr then points the gun to Blitzo's head. "Now, now, son. Let's not be like this, we can be reunited again and put all of this stupid demon life aside. I just want what's best for the family and what is best is for the rest of us to go back to the way things are. You, me and the rest of the family."
"But the real problem is you're mother, I don't know if there is any way to reason with her. But I have a plan to bring her back here, and have her undergo some rehabilitation with the help of my two pals here. But, in the meantime, she can be the mom of the house with me as the dad."
Loona is disgusted by this. "Are you for fucking real?! Hell fucking no, I don't even like you, and you're not even my type. Hell, you're demented, a total megalomaniac and a serious problem and a total coward to…."
Lincoln then has an idea. "Look, Halloween!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Lynn Sr drops the gun and he cowers and the rifle goes off and it shoots David in the left leg and he let's go of Sam. Sam then kicks the man in the balls and he shoots the steel net latched onto Luna and now she's free.
Blitzo grabs his sniper rifle with his tail and he shoots Terrence in the foot clean off and he let's go of Moxxie and Millie who land onto the road before they were tossed into the sewer, and then they manage to break free and get Lucy out of the truck.
Loona then grabs David and she throws him towards Terrence and then Moxxie and Millie throw knives at them and they're struck on their backs and fall to the ground.
Lynn Sr looks around and sees nothing is coming, but then Lincoln impales his claws to the man's right shoulder and he tosses him to Blitzo who uses his tail to strangle the man. Luna regains herself and she sees what's going on and she goes over to Lynn Sr and stomps on his ball and he cringes from the pain.
"You are a sick and twisted asshole, and for the record, I never wanted to fucking be the rockstar you wanted!" She then goes over and comforts Sam at what nearly could've gone wrong.
Loona goes over and looks to the man. "Please…. I just want…. My family…"
"They're not your family anymore, asshole!" She then stomps on his head and everything turns black.
The two men get up and try to escape, but then something lands in front of them and that something is Lucy's demonic wyvern, Edward and he devours the two men. Lucy goes over and pets his head. "Good boy."
(Moments later.)
Cop cars show up and they see the carnage of what was left. The demonic wyvern seems to be responsible for the death of the two men, but it turns out David was set to be executed, and Terrence has been on the run for too long.
Blitzo is having his wound tended to, and Lynn Sr is being dragged to the armoured van, after they treated his wound and he panics from this, again. "No! Please, no! Let's talk about this! No, my children! They're my children, let me go god damn it!"
They then toss the man into the armoured van and close the door and he continues to scream in anger and madness and the vehicle drives off. Lincoln sighs in relief and Loona and Luna hug him. But then they're all concerned.
'If he managed to get out…. Did the bitch also escape?'
(Outside of Town.)
The armoured van drives off away from Royal Woods and Lynn Sr grumbles inside on that he was supposed to win. "Alright, this is just another messed up setback, I can still get my family back and everything will be back to normal."
Then he hears the guard speak. "Oh, I don't think that can be a problem for you….. In fact, I don't think you'll even get the chance of coming back here, ever again."
Lynnard sees the guards' face is glitching and is a demon with a TV for a head. "Because my friend and I have big plans for you, big boy!"
The portal from hell opens and the armoured van that then turns into a vandalized van goes through.
To be continued folks!
A/N: Well everyone, you have all been asking about Rita and Lynn Sr, well don't worry because the other thing you were all asking about is also caught into the mix. For chapter 300 is gonna be one helluva fight, almost like the one from the fucking Porn Studio brawl. Leave a review and tell me what you all think folks!
Date made: 6/13/21 – 6/14/21.
