The time has come, as what was made from the final section of the previous chapter, this is based off of the episode called: Harvest Moon Festival, and I wanna say thank you to "TexasRanger1996" for the idea, small portions of concept, but truly helping out on the date of how each scenario of the episode went on, and a certain brunette joins the games. Enjoy reading this chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"The Harvest Moon Event Part 1."
(September 20. Somewhere in Wrath Ring.)
We now go to the Rough N' Tumbleweed Ranch. The I.M.P. van and along with two other vehicles pull up in front of two Imps. Who are they?
Joe.
The father of Millie and the husband of Lin, and he has another daughter named Sallie May, alongside 4 other sons and he owns the Rough N' Tumbleweed Ranch. Like his wife, he is fond of war and violence, and is one hard working imp.
Joe is a very burly imp, having muscular arms and a pronounced torso. He has red skin, yellow eyes, white hair and marching mustache. Along with black and white striped horns like all other male imps. He also has white marks all along his left shoulder, though it is unknown if they are either tattoos or scarring. He wears a black sleeveless shirt, black belt with silver buckle and gray pants with black boots.
Lin.
The mother of Millie, and the wife of Joe, and her other daughter is Sallie May, alongside 4 other sons, and she also owns the Rough N' Tumbleweed Ranch. Like her husband, she is fond of war and violence and is one hard working imp gal. She does tend to be watchful over her daughter when she tries to kill.
She seems to bear a striking resemblance to Millie having red skin covered with white spots, although hers are a lot more numerous, in addition to dark wild hair, yellow eyes and black horns with thin white stripes. She has a full-figured body with thick things, wide hips and plump breasts but slim waist. She is wearing a white shirt with rolled up sleeves, crimson ascot around her neck, faded blue jeans and gardening gloves.
(Also, Delilah didn't come with them. She said that she wants to spend some time with the folks at the Pertland Hell Mansion, and she even has some news from her friend there, Hope Pertland about something big coming up and it sounds serious.)
Lucy and EveLynn see them from the window and then they ask. "Mom, are they our grandparents?"
Millie nods. "Yes, they are! It's been so long!" The van stops and so do the other vehicles, and Millie is the first to get out of the Van. "Mama! Daddy!"
The others also come out, and Moxxie seems kinda nervous, but EveLynn and Lucy don't seem disappointed seeing this. EveLynn looks around. 'Wow. Mom's parents sure look strong, for the casual imp size. This place is pretty cool.'
Millie gets out of the van and happily runs toward her parents. Her father hugs her and spins her around before placing her down. "Yeeeee-hawwww! How's my deadly little pumpkin spice doing?"
Joe ruffles Millie's hair affectionately. "I'm good, Pa! Thanks for lettin' us stay here for the harvest jamboree."
"It's no trouble. We know you aren't making as much anymore since y'all went "freelance"." coming from her mother, and she makes a gesture with her hands.
Millie smirks. "Freelance pays fine, Ma! We're doin' fiiiiine!" she then shows seriousness. "It's fine." Then she sees her daughters. "Also, these are my daughters, adopted from earth." She brings Lucy and EveLynn closer. "This is Lucy, all Goth and cute and this is EveLynn, tough, strong and all about sports."
Lucy blushes at the notion. "Not cute mom, just all Goth…. Well, it could be just a phase."
EveLynn chuckles. "I'm not always about sports anymore, mom. Just trying to do what I can with the remaining skills I got."
Joe goes over and sees them. "Well, you two sure look alright with me. Guess you can call me, gramps or Pops. Whatever works for ya?" He shakes the hand of EveLynn and she seems to have a good grip. "Whoa, there. Nice grip, definitely the tough and hardworking gal."
EveLynn chuckles. "Not that hard working, also the "Freelance" thing, it does pay them a lot. I mean, a lot of clients that have been way above the pay grade since last year."
"She is not wrong!" Lincoln opens the back of the car, and he helps Luna and Loona get their bags. He also recalls how they got there. 'Thank the fucking Satan that Stolas was able to lend us some artifact to allow us humans to come here, but I don't think it worked on me. I came through without the artifact.'
(The humans can't travel through the rings, they need a demonic relic that would give them passage, but Lincoln chose not to have one and wanted to try something, and it worked. Apparently, he could crossover to the other rings…. After all, his blood is running deep with a lot of hellhound power.)
Lin looks to Lucy. "Well, aren't you just precious? Nice to meet you, little lady. You can call me memaw."
Lucy smirks, and so does EveLynn. It reminded them of Liam and his family life. "Thanks, and also this land, Wrath Ring is pretty…." She looks to the layout of the land. "I like it. Reminds me of death, and in the good way when I get to kill someone."
Joe and Lin smirk. "Well, she sure does have the killer intentions as our little girl here" said Lin.
Millie smiles hearing this, her parents are already liking Lucy and EveLynn, and then she goes to her husband who is helping with the luggage and she brings him to her parents. "Anyway, y'all remember my husband Moxxie?"
They stare at him in disapproval. "Hmph."
"Greetings, Lin! Joe! How have you been, uh, with all the… flaming twisters and stuff around here?" Moxxie nervously holds out his hand.
Joe then shows a stern and very serious face. "We lost our old farm hand to one of them terrors last week."
Lucy and EveLynn, even Lincoln and Luna hear this, they feel that this is awkward and very sad to know. Lucy can see where this is going. 'Oh, they hate dad. Oh boy, this is not gonna be good.'
Moxxie laughs nervously. "Oh, crumbs. My bad! I am so sorry. I- I didn't mean to open that wound... sir."
Blitzo then gets out of his car, with his things. "Hey, watch it! I'm the "sir" here, bucko!"
Millie then introduces them to each other. "Oh yeah! Y'all haven't met my boss Blitzo! And his hellhound! Oh, and the hellhound's kids, Lincoln and Luna, and also their pet… Vark, glad there's some water here… Where is he?"
They see Vark by the old swimming hole and he is enjoying his time. "Well, he seems happy to be here" said Lincoln. They all go over and meet the parents of Millie.
Loona is annoyed by what Millie said. "Hey, I'm not just his hellhound."
Blitzo then appears next to her, and the kids. "Yeah, she's my daughter! Along with my awesome and beautiful grandkids!" He pulls them close to him.
Loona, Lincoln and Luna push him off. "Only on paper. The kids as well, and yet we share blood." This makes Lincoln and Luna smile. Blitzo walks away to greet Millie's parents. Loona pulls out her smartphone and begins typing. "Y'all don't deserve to know my name. Only my kids do."
Lincoln smirks. "Oh hell to the fucking yeah." She high fives with his mom and so does Luna.
Lin smirks. "Well, looks like the news we heard is true, the infamous future overlords of the Imp City, nice to meet ya folks."
Luna nods. "Same here dudes, and though this place looks like a wasteland, kinda looks like the right place for hellborns to live in peace and do what they do best."
Lincoln and Lucy looks to the large demon pig. "That is one big pig." Lincoln then realizes. 'Wait that pig almost looks like…. Oh fuck, is this what Fat Nuggets is gonna look like when he grows up?! Dang!'
Blitzo walks over to Millie's parents. "It's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factory." He then shoves Moxxie away. "That popped out this little gem of an assassin. You two raised a…" He then playfully elbows Millie. "Sturdy bitch!" EveLynn and Lucy didn't need to hear that, this got awkward.
Joe chuckles. "That we did! So... Blitzo, is it? Heh-heh. That's a fine name."
Blitzo and Joe shake hands, and then Lin speaks with such passion. "It reminds me of war."
Joe sighs happily. "Nothing like a little war to make a strong man!" He then flexes bicep, and this makes EveLynn whistle. "You go grandpa!" She then high fives and fist bumps with him, and then Blitzo joins in.
Blitzo snickers and smiles from this. "I like you people." then he realizes. 'Fuck, why did I just drive by this place and not take the time to see what this shit place had in store, the imps here are hardcore and fucking awesome!'
Moxxie nervously speaks, "Y'know... more battles were won by technological advances in warfare. I've researched the history of weaponry extensively, and it's inspiring how… for example, the progression of guns utilizing angelic technology has changed the landscape of Hell's combative…"
But then he sees, Millie makes a "cut it out" motion with her hands. Joe crosses his arms, and even Lucy and EveLynn shake their heads, signaling him to stop talking. "I mean…" deep, awkward voice. "War fun!"
Joe scoffs. "Guns get the job done... but a man ain't nothin' if he can't tear the head off a hellish beast with only his bare... hands!"
Lincoln also agrees. "Not wrong, I can go range whenever I want and same with Lunes and mom…"
Luna also speaks. "But the best option is to both run in and take em' down or sneak around…"
Loona then continues. "Sink the claws, and go totally fucked up physical and make them suffer, doing the job with the use of what you were already born with."
Lucy nods. "I stab them, after sneaking up and then making sure they didn't know who killed them." Then her Demonic Wyvern arrives, and yes they did bring Edward with them, he is family too. The beast was flying around and then drinking some water from where Vark was.
EveLynn hasn't done any killing, yet. She doesn't know if brutalizing her former father counts and she does plan to tell them that, very soon. But for now, she wants to see and know more about this place and the family.
Blitzo laughs at Moxxie. "HAAAA! He's right, Moxxie!" He then speaks baby talk. "You got cute wittle baby hands like your baby dick!"
Blitzo grabs Moxxie's hand and reaches toward his crotch. Moxxie slaps his arm away. "Refrain... sir." Lucy and EveLynn both agree, they didn't quite like it when the boss does this to their dad, and it makes them question his motives to their father.
But one thing that makes Lucy and EveLynn relieved to know. 'Glad we're moving to Royal Woods, but Blitzo is still there…. Oh fucking shit!'
Joe then remembers something. "Speakin' of strong hands, y'all should meet our newest help." He then yells to that said imp. "Hey! Striker!"
Black flaming hooves clop rapidly on the ground. An Imp's spiky tail whips a black horse's flank. An Imp wearing a cowboy hat rides a black hell horse with a fiery mane. The horse leaps over a fence. The horse rears up and roars in front of the group. Striker tips his hat in greeting, a stalk in his mouth.
Lincoln, Luna, Lucy and EveLynn are amazed by what they see. "Awesome!" Blitzo takes a picture… Of the horse, but who the hell is he?
Striker.
There doesn't seem to be much known about him, but just that he is a helper around the farm. He is fairly tall, even rivaling Blitzo in height, possessing a serpentine/lizard trait like face with a large gold tooth in his sharp toothed mouth. He has pale red skin, bright yellow eyes with green rings resembling that of a chameleon.
A small black mustache, ivory white hair with a pair of horns striped black and white, but his horns point upwards in a more jagged pattern. His tail has 4 black stripes at the base, with 8 spines lined up on them, and one on his tail fork.
His attire seems to match that of a southern cowboy, with a stereotypical large grey sun hat. Cowboy boots, and a light red scarf around his neck. He wears a black turtleneck shirt accompanied by a dark grey vest, over it is a light gray jacket with dark gray cuffs and black tassels below. Fingerless black gloves and ivory white pants with ripped thighs.
Bombproof.
A Flaming Horse Demon, and the steed of Striker, and he eats meat. With speed and a flaming body, it would be hard trying to take down this beast of a steed. He is a dark gray house with black stripes on his body and a flaming mane and tail. He has two pairs of orange glowing eyes, a set of glowing fangs and what appears to be orange horseshoes. His lower body possesses a lava-like appearance.
"Well, howdy! Oh, lookie here! You must be the famous Mildred!" Striker gets off the horse and walks toward Millie. "Heard some good things about you from your folks, little lady." He then winks to her. But this gesture is noticed by Lucy and EveLynn.
"Ohhh!" Millie laughs sheepishly.
Striker shakes Millie's hand. Then he looks to the others. "What're y'all doin' so far away from Imp City? Heh. The free workin' finally slowin' down?"
Millie chuckles. "Oh no! Freelance isn't free! It's a, well it is a paying thing when… Well, we always get paid and…. Huh, I guess we can't call it freelance. Now, we're just visitin' for the festival. The prince is our boss'…" then she speaks in a dramatic voice. "Boyyyyfrieeeend!"
The others also snicker and then Luna calls out. "Affairs alert!" This also makes Loona chuckle, and even Moxxie and his daughters, and then Vark and the Demonic Wyvern, but this kinda annoys Blitzo.
Blitzo looks to his employee sternly. "Millie, I am not above hitting a female in front of her daddy."
Striker looks to Blitzo. "Boss, huh...?" Then he realizes something. "Ohhh, so YOU'RE the bold imp to start his own killing biz?"
Blitzo nods. "Yeah, well if you're good at somethin', you should probably capitalize."
Striker snickers. "Not many Imps start businesses on their own. That's pretty impressive, sir." He shows a gesture that he is respecting him.
Blitzo is surprised to hear this and he nervously smiles." Oh...! Yeah? It is- I- I- I guess- I guess it is, isn't it?" He's now feeling confident and trusting this imp.
Striker then offers his hand. "So you even conned that ditzy blueblood into gettin' you to the surface?"
Striker and Blitzo shake hands. "Well, it's long and complicated, but the short answer is yes. But he's not like, you know- W- We're y- We're not, like... We're not doing it... We w- What's betw- It's a transactional fucking, you see." This makes Millie have a smug look, Moxxie seems less interested.
Loona crosses her arms and smirks, and so do the others. They all know about the big tick when it comes to Blitzo and Stolas, and everything else in between.
Striker then sees Lincoln. "So, you're from what I heard about? You and you're sister, the ones who fought and stood up to them overlords, huh? Well, that is impressive, especially since you guys are gonna become overlords one day too."
Lincoln nods. "We did what we had to, and I did what I had to. No one picks a fight with family, and the crew of I.M.P, along with my former sisters, they are my family, especially Millie…." He then looks to the parents. "And Moxxie, and he's a good mentor in shooting weapons, I learned from him."
Millie smiles hearing this, and so does Lucy and EveLynn and Moxxie feels flattered about this, and coming from Lincoln. Then the boy looks to Striker. "But that whole overlord title is something that won't come to pass till the right age."
Striker smirks. "Darn right, only sinners seem to be able to take the dang role, and you and your sister are meant for that stick of a gig in the mud. Impressive, loyal, strong, no push over and sure to hell, not gonna let no one tell them what to do."
Lincoln smirks, and so does Luna. They can see that this Striker fella, is pretty impressive, and Loona is impressed that word of this has gotten to the other rings, and she feels some fear about this going out to the other rings.
Then Joe calls out to them. "Y'know... you boys should enter the Pain Games!"
Blitzo scuttles sideways over to Joe and he seems very, very interested. "I heard games! What games? I'm in!"
Lin chuckles and explains. "Every harvest festival, there's a competition to be the roughest, toughest bastard in Wrath!" This also seems to interest EveLynn, and even Lincoln. Loona can see this and she knows that something is gonna come up soon.
Millie crosses her arms and pouts. "Yeah! Wish I could play!"
Lin goes over to her daughter, while Moxxie backs up and lets the mother talk to the daughter. "Millie, you know you get too carried away. The last competition ended in fifteen separate funerals."
Millie seems upset from hearing this and she speaks to her mother. "I'm aware, but I only caused nine of them! How come Sallie May still gets to compete?"
Lin then speaks back. "Your sister doesn't have a neighborhood head count."
Millie crosses her arms. "She so does!"
Then Lucy asks them. "Umm, who the heck is Sallie May?"
"That would be the sister of Millie." Joe then points to the female imp walking by them, and with 4 other boys. Who is she?
Sallie May.
The sister of Millie and daughter of Joe and Lin. She is implied as cheerful and violent as her sister and she can be relatively snarky, mostly to the husband of her sister. She's also more careful than her sister when it comes to murder and hiding the bodies, and she us also more laid-back than her sister. She is a trans-gender woman.
She is a rather tall imp, roughly around the same height as Blitzo. She has white streak over the eye that shows and long dark hair like her sister covering the other, though she has a splotch of white hair coming from beneath her bandanna. Her horns are designed with thick white stripes like her father's. She is wearing tan shorts with a black belt and matching heeled boots, along with ripped black leggings and a black crop top with various tears in them.
Sallie May carries a sack and a small imp drags an Imp body in the background, and then she speaks in a sing-song voice. "It doesn't count if they don't find the bodyyyyyy!"
Millie seethes hearing this and Lin notices. "Still, you get to root for her and your brothers, and now you can cheer on your boss!" Then she looks to EveLynn and Lincoln. "You know, you two can compete as well, you two seem strong enough to compete and show everyone who the bastards of Wrath are!"
EveLynn grins. "Hmm, tough games with sports that might be hard to handle, but when it comes to folks such as these they show a lot of strength, and with some rough and rumble styles? Yeah, sure. I could go for that, count me in." She then looks to her former brother. "What about you, Lincoln?"
The boy thinks about this and he sees his mother and sister nod, and he smiles and looks to them. "Sure, what the hell? I can try and see if my skills are still as good as they are even before I got the full hellhound blood and I'll not use my full strength when doing that."
Striker grins. "Now that's what I call some can do strong attitude." He looks towards Luna. "What about you girl? You were strong enough to easily fight off…"
"Sorry, brah" replied Luna with a smile. "Not gonna go for it, I'll be watching little bro and sis over there competing, and also showing the others what they can do."
Moxxie puts a hand on Lin's shoulder. "Y'know, Millie and the others can also cheer for me."
Joe wheeze-laughs and slaps his leg. "...Wait, you?"
Moxxie: Yeah! I can compete, can't I?
Lin elbows him hard in the side. Moxxie tears up in pain, and then Joe speaks. "Sorry, boy, but I don't think sensitive, thespian types would last very long in the games."
Moxxie crosses his arms and talks back. "I was born here, too!" He then drawls. "I have some fight in me!"
Striker goes over and he puts a hand on Moxxie's shoulder. "Huh. Well then, little fella... Why don'tcha help me wrangle one o' them hogs for dinner?"
Striker mentions to a large sleeping hell hog in a pigpen, also Luna looks to the beast and takes a picture to show to her friends. "Simple. Watch me!"
Striker grins and hands Moxxie a dagger and rope. "Nah... with these. Bullets can't pierce the shell. You gotta get the knife underneath and pry yourself an openin'."
Moxxie gulps nervously hearing this. "Oh! Right, right. I knew that."
Blitzo leans in toward Moxxie and grabs his shoulders. Moxxie's eyes twitch. "Now, just remember, your rep with the in-laws is on the line here! So, no pressure at all, you totally will not make an ass of yourself in front of everyone important in your life. Go get 'em, tiger."
Blitzo shoves Moxxie forward. Moxxie stumbles and he lands onto the other side of the fence. "Ohhh."
But then EveLynn elbows Blitzo. "Not cool man." and even Luna elbows the imp boss.
Millie then yells out. "Mox, you don't need to do this!"
Lucy also yells out. "Dad, listen to mom. You're alright with us, that's all that matters!"
Blitzo, then yells. "Oh, he totally does. KICK ITS ASS, MOXXIE! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Blitzo cheers as Moxxie enters the pen. He nervously walks forward, knife in hand.
Moxxie leaps forward and wraps the rope around the hog's neck. He moves the knife down and it strikes harmlessly against the hog's hide. The hog roars and runs around, trying to buck Moxxie off. Blitzo continues to cheer for his employee. "FUCK yeah, Moxxie! Ride it, Moxxie! Make it that bitch you won't call back in the morning!" Lincoln is weirded out by those words and he slowly steps away.
Loona grins and records a video on her phone. "This is fucking beautiful. Yet, this is kinda ridiculous, the guy's a family man and he doesn't have to do this shit."
Blitzo gives Moxxie the thumbs up. "Doin' great, Moxxie!" He then whispers to Loona. "Send me that video later."
Lincoln sighs and then he calls out. "Moxx, stop! You're gonna make things…." But it's too late.
Millie watches in concern as Moxxie yelps and looks up. Striker leaps and pushes him out of the way. Striker twirls the dagger in his hand and lifts it in the air with a smug grin. He brings down the knife and slaughters the hog. Moxxie rubs his neck. "Ow... My clavicle!"
Striker stands over Moxxie, his spade tail rattling like a snake. "Don't worry, little one... You never stood a chance." but those words are heard by Lucy and EveLynn, and they didn't quite like the way this imp was talking to their pa…. I mean, dad.
Striker walks away with the dead hog over his shoulder. Moxxie growls at him. He then looks towards Blitzo. "Hey, boss man! You wanna help the men skin this thing for dinner?"
Blitzo snickers and smiles. "Oh, I am always down to skin the manly meat with the manly men!"
Loona chuckles and talks back. "That's what she said!" She doesn't follow the others, but she goes over to her son, and Luna, and they check on Moxxie.
Blitzo sighs and is annoyed. "What "who said"? Wait, what bitch is talking shit about me?!"
As the rest go inside and they begin to skin the demonic hog, Millie goes to her husband and tries to comfort him. "Don't let 'em get to you. And hey, you don't need my parents to respect you. They will eventually."
Sallie May then speaks from behind them. "No, they won't." Millie glares at her, and this makes Sallie May confused. "What? I'm right, ain't I?"
Moxxie then drawls. "Oh, I'mma enter in those games."
Millie sighs sadly from this and then EveLynn and Lincoln have some concerns, they didn't want Moxxie to get badly hurt, he doesn't need to…. Then Sallie May speaks. "Hmm, how pissed would you be if I bet on him dyin'?" Millie glares at her again.
Sallie May then sees the kids. "Well, hello there darlin's…."
"Don't talk to us" said Lucy. She along with EveLynn walk away from her, and so does Lincoln and Luna, and Loona. Vark and Edmund remain back by the lake area. Sallie May winks to Lincoln, but he ignores her and continues to walk away.
(Scene Change. The Center of the Town.)
Wally Wackford stands on stage with a microphone and speaks dramatically. "Welcome, I say-a, welcome-a... all to Wrath-a Ring's-a, annual-a Harvest-a Moon-a... a-Festival! To kick things up, we have the great prince Stolas-a, here to usher in this here Pain Games!"
Stolas takes the microphone from Wally Wackford and he chuckles. "How kind, Wackford. Greetings, tiny... Wrath Ring Imps! I hereby welcome you all to another year of celebrating the spoils of your labor that continue to feed the citizens of Hell!"
A crowd of Imps glare at him and boos are heard. Lincoln notices this that all the imps here didn't like what he said and now he is starting to question the caste system in hell. 'Huh, I guess the royalty above all demons such as imps don't care about the lower beings.'
'But technically, they are the working force of the whole empire, and if they aren't around then… Well, all shit would go down and make things very chaotic, and hell would be turned into a fucking civil war, and I know that another war here is not what they want.'
Lincoln then has a small idea. 'Perhaps being an overlord could help me make the role for the imps not be seen as lesser, after all…. Imps and a hellhound taught me who I am now, they are not beneath any other being, and are as equal as any other, but this is hell after all….' He also notices Striker talking to someone over his phone, and he doesn't bother with what he is doing and listens to Stolas and his speech.
Stolas then speaks. "I'm happy to kick off the start of these games that will challenge the toughest Imps to show their skill in dominance. Good luck to you all! Especially that sexy little one there... Yoo-hoo! Blitzy!"
Stolas waves at him while Blitzo glares. "Ugh. Fuck me." This makes Striker snicker, as he has come back from taking the call from someone. Lincoln and EveLynn also stand fast and ready and they look to each other with determination and nod.
A gun goes off and the games begin. Moxxie gets trampled with a yelp as the other imps race down the trail, but then EveLynn goes back and helps her dad. "Thank… You." They then go back to the whole games, with the rest of the family cheering, but Joe and Lin aren't impressed with Moxxie.
Striker climbs up a wooden ramp structure while Blitzo leaps down ahead of him, but then EveLynn goes over both and then Lincoln and this makes both imps smile and race after them. Moxxie tries to catch up. He claws at the structure and falls into a small puddle. He gets chewed up and thrashed by a monstrous black and white shark.
Lucy sees this and looks to Vark. "Do you know him?" Vark shrugs, he doesn't know who that is. "Well, that is one weird way to add that thing into the mix."
In the next shot, Striker grins smugly at Blitzo who has his legs, arms and horns tied behind him and some imps cheer him on. A muscular Imp holds a rope and grins at a scared Moxxie, and as for EveLynn and Lincoln… Those two are facing other strong imps.
Lincoln manages to overpower and then knock over his rival, while EveLynn slides underneath and she manages to tie the larger imp by his legs and she stands tall, and she gives Lincoln a thumbs up as he tied up his imp rival like a well-tied hog.
Striker, Lincoln, EveLynn, Blitzo and Moxxie team up in a tug of war match. Moxxie falls into the water and the shark attacks him again. EveLynn and Lincoln manage to pull him out, and Lincoln grabs the beast and punches it in the face.
This makes Luna and Loona cheer, and even Vark…. Also, why the hell is Vark dressed as a cheerleader? This makes Edward and Lucy back away from the four-legged hammerhead shark demon.
The next one is a wrestling match in the mud between Blitzo and Striker. A group of imps do a football huddle on top of Moxxie, but then EveLynn and Lincoln tackles them off and they fight them. The shark leaps over the fence and begins to elbow drop Moxxie.
Moxxie sees this and screams. "MOTHER FUC-!"
But then EveLynn tackles the beast and beats it up, then she throws the beast towards Lincoln and he punches the beast in the face and then pins it to the ground, and he backs off as the other imps pile up on the beast. Lincoln and EveLynn wipe away some mud and fist bump each other.
EveLynn goes over and helps Moxxie, but he gets up and walks away, feeling upset. EveLynn understands what he's feeling. 'Dad, you don't have to do this.'
(Moments later.)
We now go back to the stage and Wally Wackford is making the announcement. "I say, I say, for the first year ever, we have a tie for winner of the Harvest Moon Pain Games!" the crowd cheers hearing this.
Stolas takes the microphone from Wally Wackford, and this kinda annoys the imp. "The winners are… Striker, Lincoln, EveLynn aaaaand my darling Blitzy!" Stolas walks onto the stage and does a pose as the crowd cheers.
Blitzo yells and is pissed off. "Just say my name RIGHT! Fuckin' dick!" This makes the other three snicker and chuckle, and even Striker who asks Lincoln. "This normal?"
Blitzo walks onto the stage in frustration and then Striker and EveLynn follow and so does Lincoln, but then an imp girl about his age grabs the kid. "Hey there, wanna dance?"
Lincoln is confused. "Lady, I have a girlfriend and I am not in the mood for some imp like you, so fuck off." He walks away, but the imp girl gets in front of him.
"I can show you a damn good time and…" Lincoln grabs her tail, ties her up the arms and picks her up, he then looks to the crowd. "Crowd surfing!" He throws her and the crowd does what he just yelled, and then he goes to join the others as the winners who tied.
Luna and Loona smirk seeing this. "Nice on!"
Moxxie and Millie watch from the wooden bleachers, while Loona takes a picture of Lincoln with his win, and even Lucy takes a pic of EveLynn with her win as well. Moxxie looks onto Striker as he is on stage. "Alright, so he has the "physical advantage." I'm better at other things, like singing!"
Striker is on stage and waves, and then he pulls out a guitar. "I'd like to take this opportunity to sing a quick song I wrote just now, about me winnin'."
Luna is surprised to hear this. "Wait what? What the heck? Did he have that with him the whole time?"
Loona is also surprised as well and stops going through her phone. "Did not see this shit coming."
Striker strums the guitar he pulled out. This pisses off Moxxie. "Oh, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Striker: Sweet victory… I smell the smell.
Striker kicks a squealing fan girl Imp in the face, sending her back to a group of Imps. The group then maul her. Luna on the other hand is not impressed by this. "Dude, what a fucking show off."
Striker: from up in stinkin' Heaven, to the rugged rocks of Hell, sweet victory. .With everything I do. .With every talent, I'm so much more talented than you.
Blitzo arrives with a slice of cheese on a stick and sits next to Loona, Luna, Lucy, Moxxie and Millie in the bleachers, and even EveLynn and Lincoln sit next to them. He eats the cheese, then he speaks with his mouth full. "Isn't this guy great?"
Striker (off-screen): .Every time I tryyyy, I push it and succeed.
Moxxie yells back to his boss. "False!"
"It's gonna be nice workin' with him." Blitzo pours hot sauce on his cheese and takes another bite. But this gets the attention of the others, and Loona is confused.
Moxxie, along with the other yell at the boss. "Working with him...? WHAT?!"
Striker (off-screen): .Every first attempt of every single deed
Blitzo then swallows his cheese. "Yeaaaah! I asked him if he wants to join I.M.P." He then takes a bite of his cheese again. "I don't get what the big deal is, sounds like a fucking good idea to me."
"You asked… But…" Moxxie looks visibly hurt as Blitzo looks at him in confusion.
Then Loona talks back to her dad. "Blitzo, are you insane or… Wait, no you are insane. But, what the fuck?! You can't just hire someone and not tell us! What the fuck, Blitzo?!" She is seething with rage, and Millie can see that this has gotten bad real fast, and Stolas doesn't even notice this shit.
Even Lincoln is pissed off and his eyes are glowing red. "We just met him in one day, we can't fully trust him! You have to tell us, I thought we just…. Oh for fucking shit and anti-Christ's bullshit sake! Are you stupid or something?!"
Striker (off-screen): .Me! I'm totally the best.
Luna then talks back. "Dude, this is not cool!" even Vark growls at what Blitzo just did. "We don't know him well, we just encountered the dude at the farm, and you never even knew more about him! What? Did you just ask him and he said yes?!" She then slaps away his cheese.
Blitzo is confused. "Whoa. Whoa. Chill, also that was rude to throw it." But he sees them growling at him, even Lucy and EveLynn and the Demonic Wyvern. "Guys, this is all a good idea to…."
"Fuck this shit!" Loona then walks away, and so does Lincoln, Luna and the others. Blitzo is confused by this, and he continues to think about what he did.
'Did I do the right thing? I mean, he is cool and all and he has one helluva fucking good looking horse. He seems good enough to join the crew.'
Striker: .The super cool me, handsome guy- [cough] Moxxie, go fuck yourself
Moxxie tears up and leaves with Millie as Striker finishes his song. Lucy and EveLynn also follow, but then EveLynn throws a bag of nuts into the air and she races off to check on her dad, and she even grabs someone's boot and it hits Blitzo and he's knocked over the bleachers. "Hey!"
Striker: .Did you hear something? It was just the wind.
The crowd cheers, and Striker talks back. "Thank you. You're too kind." but then the bag of nuts hits his horns. "Hey, who the fuck threw that?!"
Striker doesn't even notice the snicker from EveLynn. 'Fucking serves him right, and Blitzo is such an asshole for making that fucking move!' They continue to walk away, and Blitzo watches them walk off and he thinks about what has happened, and now he knows… He fucked up big time, again.
To be continued in the next chapter folks!
A/N: Based off of the episode called "Harvest Moon Festival." I also wanna give a big thanks to "Texasranger1996" for aiding me with this and adding some parts that would fit well and might go well for future chapters. Thanks there, partner. This is turning great and it's about to get even better in the next one and all thanks to what you messaged me.
Another thing…. I think that dreaded Great White Shark Demon, and the Fiery Demon Horse, are just so fucking awesome! Also, what Lincoln mentioned at the speech of Stolas, would be something to change the entire course of his own plans with being an overlord, and Blitzo is an asshole for hiring Striker without truly knowing him. Leave a review and tell me what you all think folks.
Also, does anyone here have any ideas on how to add the Casagrandes Episode Cursed into this story? PM me guys.
Date made: 8/1/21.
