This is it, this is time. Now, it's time for another clash. We're gonna have I.M.P, facing and fighting their own former assassin allies hired by Von Eldritch, along with a deadly royal killing imp assassin, and then an ex-lover of the imp boss of the company, and this is also a rescue mission, and it all leads down to one royal family who are going to be in so much shit trouble! Enjoy reading this folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"An Attack from Enemies in hell!"
(November 12. The Hazbin Hotel.)
We now go to the hotel which is where many sinners are being seen if they can be redeemed and right now the place seems kinda busy. Charlie is talking to a sinner and he is being emotional and he cries at the stuff he has done before, and then she guides him to the main lobby to share with the others.
Husk is just at the bar as usual and he serves himself a drink and he sees that other sinners aren't even going for one and he smirks. 'Well, well. Looks like all this dumb fucking hotel crap is actually working. Well, looks like more booze for me, also haven't seen spider-slut here lately, meh.'
Vaggie goes through some stuff they need to establish and one of them is renovations for more room, but that would mean they need to find some way to explained. Lori and Leni are upstairs and handling some homework, and also deal with some studies for what is to come for Lori in college.
Alastor on the other hand is already out, he went for a nice and lovely stroll around Pentagram City before he chooses to go to Royal Woods, since he likes to see the insignificant value as to why Pentagram City and its people are pathetic and beneath him, where as he likes Royal Woods more.
On the plus side, he doesn't go about and murder the folks of Royal Woods, so that's good to know.
Vortex is guarding the front and then he goes through his phone on any messages from his special hellhound lady someplace else, and then he looks around. 'Huh, strange... Coulda sworn I heard something...'
But while everyone is too busy occupied, they are all unaware of some sinners of reptile features all sneaking around the building in the back, and they stay hidden and cloaked and even stay still as Niffty races by to drop the trash into the dumpster and then she races back inside.
The sinners all look to each other and nod, four of them crawl up the hotel and they check each window to look for their targets for capture, and they are carrying some chloroform to keep their targets subdued, and the others below have other plans.
They setup some explosives, not big enough to blow the hotel down but big enough to keep everyone knocked away, and they place it onto the wall at the back of the hotel, and right where Husk is at the bar, and shuffling his cards and showing the sinners his card tricks.
Husk then stops and feels something. 'Weird, something doesn't feel fucking right.' He then drinks his bottle of whiskey and he goes back to card tricks and even using his hat to pull out Niffty. "Why the fuck do I keep pulling you out of this shit?"
(Somewhere in Imp City.)
We now go to a place in an alleyway and right now the alleyway is facing a limo hidden on another alley and this limo belongs to one succubus, and her name is Verosika Mayday, and she is not alone in her vehicle. She has her crew with her. Josh, Coco, Apple, Kat, Milky, Kiki and Ace.
All of them are waiting for whoever it is they are trying to keep occupied and away from the business of the Von Eldritch and they keep themselves occupied by going through their phones and also making out, as the usual succubus bullshit, while Verosika seems pissed off at this horseshit she is a part of.
She then goes through the note again. 'This is a bunch of fucking horseshit. What the fucking hell are we even waiting for and who the fuck is this motherfucker? I don't like being in this shitty city, too close to... To that asshole, Blitzo! God, why the fuck can't I stop thinking about that fucker?!'
Verosika then takes this time to recap her relationship with the imp she calls Blitzo, the imp who she loved and had a steady and kinda awkward relationship before she even became a pop star and she even recalls how he is the one who motivated her into the whole gig which she thought was dumb.
'Well, looks like he was wrong and following a dream is fucking worth it, but is controlling an assassination company his dream? Or was it to start a family?' Just then she sees someone walking down the street and looking at the alley, and the figure is all too familiar. "Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me?"
The rest of her crew sees this, it was none other than Lincoln Silva Hound and he walks to the alley and checks it out, and then Kiki looks to Verosika and she seems concerned. "So, are we doing this shit?"
Verosika thinks about this. 'God fucking damn it, hell I wanna see what that kid can do to me and see how good he is but... Shit, messing with him would prompt his mommy to come for us, and also he has gotten stronger and more dangerous and not just that shit, but we'd be provoking a lot of folks to come after us... Fuck, those assholes Von Eldritch are trying to get us fucking killed!'
'I fucking knew that Helsa would still fucking hate me for what I did to her a year ago, that skank!' She then looks to the driver. "Bring us closer, corner his path."
Lincoln on the other hand looks around and then to the note. "This had better not be another Cherri Bomb or Angle Dust prank..." He then snickers. "The last time you guys pranked me... Well, that shit was good. Chocolate dumping, and with Velvet helping out, nice..."
But then he hears some screeching sound of tires on the pavement. Then a limo arrives and blocks his path, and the doors open, Lincoln is confused and he backs up and growls. "Okay, this is not a fucking prank." He then readies his claws.
Then he sees the sinners coming out and he knows them. "Shit, the Mayday Succu-Bitch crew!" He sees all members of the crew are there: Josh, Coco, Apple, Kat, Milky, Kiki and Ace. All of them grin and lick their lips seeing Lincoln, and they all want to do stuff to him.
"Stop!" They then see Verosika come over and she looks to the kid, as she lowers her shades and her crew step aside. "Silva Hound..."
"Fucking whore!" Lincoln then pulls out two pistols and he points them at her. "Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't just shoot you right now and make you one of the fucking forgotten bitches of this shithole we call hell?!"
Verosika then sighs. "Kid, Lincoln... We were sent here to keep you occupied so that the client who hired us would finish their job in taking someone, and... Fuck, we didn't think it was you. They never told us it would be you and no way to fuck shit are we getting in deep shit trouble."
"Because I already had to face rehab, and then suck cocks to get out of jail, and I am not gonna be fucked up slaughtered in the hands of your hellhound mother. So, we're not going to do anything to you..." The rest of her friends are surprised, but she does have a point.
Apple then speaks. "Umm, the one who hired us was Helsa Von Eldritch."
Lincoln is surprised and he lowers his claws. "What? Wait, what the fuck does she want from you guys, and what the fuck does she even plan?"
Ace shrugs. "No clue, little man. But something tells me royalty is gonna be..." Then they hear an explosion and look to where the smoke is. "Fucking screwed?"
Lincoln is shocked to see the smoke and then it hits him what is going on. "No... The hotel, the Hazbin Hotel! Lori and Leni!"
Verosika cruses from this. "Shit, my limo now!" They all get inside, and then she looks to Lincoln. "Well, what the fuck are you fucking waiting for? Some kind of formal invitation to a backstage pass? Get in here, hellhound!"
Lincoln nods, and he goes into the limo and then the vehicle drives off, and then Verosika explains the other part of what else the Von Eldritch may have planned, because they did call her and her crew the other day.
(Royal Woods Michigan.)
Now, to the restaurant known as Blitz-O's diner, and right now it seems to be packed with folks all enjoying their food, whole a cowboy-looking figure sees this and he grins while reloading his sniper rifle. 'Huh, so that asshole boss man actually does own an eatery, a dang shame I gotta take him out at this nice establishment.' He then climbs up of a water tower.
But he doesn't know that someone, Clyde Davis noticed this and he goes into the restaurant with Liam, Zach, Rusty, Lance, Trent and Artie, and they all could use some lunch and talk about the hard time they had to day in school, though Clyde didn't have a hard time and he seemed to be alright with it.
Blitzo sees the kids walk in and he smiles and goes towards the group of boys and he greets them all. "Well, well. Look who came for lunch. You boys here for something good to eat or should I just take your orders and improvise?"
They all chuckle and each of them informs of what they wanna order, but then Blitzo sees Clyde looking out the window. "Kid, normally kids like you would wanna see what's inside the building and not out? This isn't school, kid."
Clyde then snaps out of it. "Huh? What? Oh, sorry... it's just that, earlier I saw this demon person stalking around the water tower far from here, and he also has a cowboy hat on and white hair. I thought he might be a pal of yours or something."
Blitzo is surprised to hear this and then he grins. "Alrighty then, come on kids. Come with me." He then guides them to a table, and he also pulls out his phone and he begins to text to some folks who could take down whoever is attacking.
Meanwhile, Striker is on the water tower and he readies his sniper rifle and he aims it at Blitzo and snickers. "Well, sorry about this bossman, but I gotta do my job and I can't have you comin' my way and stoppin' me from killin' some dumbass feathered pussy bitch royalty. Lights out, Blitzy."
But then something lands on his head, and that something is EveLynn. "Remember me, bub?" She then stabs him in the shoulder and this makes Striker scream and he tries to get her off, and so he uses his tail to stab her, but EveLynn dodges and the tail hits Striker and this makes him scream in pain again.
Striker pulls out a knife and he tries to attack EveLynn, but then an axe blocks him and he sees Millie, and she is pissed. "You son of a bitch." Millie then spins her axe around and so Striker backs up and tries to grab his pistols, but then they're shot off and he sees Moxxie coming down from the demonic wyvern.
Moxxie then grabs the sniper rifle and points it at Striker. "You know, we kinda knew that one day you would come for us, but we didn't think it would be here, on earth. What the fuck are you doing here, asshole?"
Striker smirks and then he sees the demonic wyvern come back and with Blitzo onboard and he readies to shoot with his sniper rifle, and this makes him growl. "Ah shit..." He then throws a smoke grenade and he jumps off and he makes a run for it. So, Blitzo, and Lucy riding the demonic wyvern give chase.
Striker readies a grenade to throw at them, but then the grenade is shot away by someone riding Vark on another area of buildings, and it's Luna. "End of the line, jack!" Then Loona stands ahead of Striker and she readies her scythe and she growls.
But Striker grins. "Bitches." He then throws a stun grenade at Loona, but she slices it and it blows up and she's knocked away, and then Blitzo jumps off to attack Striker, but the cowboy imp grabs Blitzo and throws him back, and then he uses the last limited medallion and he opens a portal and he goes through.
"No!" Luna and Vark try to go through, but the portal is gone and they look around for any signs. "Damn it!" She then goes over and helps Loona back on her feet, and the others go over and look around.
"Not like some demon such as him to do this and what he used didn't seem like the same medallions we have" said Lucy. "Didn't seem like it was enough magic... Also, what is this?" She picks up the note that fell from Striker's back and they see what it says.
Loona sniffs it and she realizes what this was. "Wait, this shit are coordinates... To the Hazbin Hotel!" The note also said.
'If you have gotten rid of them, then meet at these coordinates and help with the capture.'
(Back to the Hazbin Hotel.)
Right now, the back of the Hotel has been busted but the whole thing hasn't collapsed, just the back of the hotel where Husk is and thank goodness he is alive and well, but he us pissed off and also Niffty is busy going through the fire and putting it out, but Alastor handles that and watches as a lot of sinners are badly wounded and he tries his best to stop his urges to eat one of them, because they're meat looks so tender to consume.
Husk looks through the remains of the bottles of alcohol and he is pissed off but then he spots his hat and he puts it back on and goes over and helps the others, and meanwhile Charlie and Vaggie search around, and help the sinners, and they even search for signs of where Lori and Leni might be, and this alarms the other sinners to look for them as well. Vortex also comes over and assists.
Alastor then looks around and then Husk decides to help. Then a portal opens and they see Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Luna, Lucy, EveLynn and Vark and Moxxie has the sniper rifle from Striker. "Guys! What the heck happened here?!" asked Luna. But then she looks around. "Where's Leni and Lori?"
They all begin to search around, but hen Loona sniffs the air and she looks pissed. "Shit, some assholes took them! The same ones who planted the fucking bomb!" This alarms them all, and Charlie doesn't move or turn around, but Vaggie is enraged.
Vaggie growls and she curses in Spanish. "Who the fuck would even take our daughters?!"
Then a limo shows up and they see who it's from and Blitzo knows who the succubus is who is coming out. "Verosika?! What the fuck are you doing here?" Then comes her crew, and then they see Lincoln coming out of the ride and that raises so many alarms for everyone, especially the hellhound.
Loona growls. "What the fuck are you doing with my son you whores?!"
Blitzo readies his weapons and so do the others, and Vortex backs up and hides behind Alastor, and this confuses the Radio Demon. "My good man, I doubt she would care about where you have been, and you are an employee of the hotel."
Lincoln then intervenes. "Everyone stop! Listen, Verosika was hired to keep me occupied so that I wouldn't come here and stop what was going on, the one who hired Verosika and her crew was Helsa Von Eldritch!"
Hearing that name, was making Charlie flinch a little bit, and Alastor notices this and grins. Luna is shocked. "So, they have Lori and Leni?! What the fuck?!"
Moxxie then realizes. "Shit, this is payback for not going with their bullshit deal! They're going after those we know and love, and the former family members from Lincoln, Lunes, Lucy and EveLynn!"
Lincoln is in fury from this and so are the others, but then Blitzo looks to Verosika. "So what the fuck changed your mind, bitch?"
Verosika looks to the imp sternly, but she calms down and speaks. "Look, the one thing I thought was we were just gonna harass some small pathetic dumb fuck..." Lincoln looks to her confused. "But when I saw this kid, well I do have plans to know how good he is..." This makes Lincoln wide eyed and bright red. "But, we were not gonna do that shit. Because I am not getting in trouble by her."
They look to Loona and she growls at the pop star succubus. Verosika then continues. "So, I had to come clean and tell this kid who hired us and what the fuck they wanted, and I just... This was not what we signed up for, and I shouldn't have taken the whole bullshit gig!"
They can tell that Verosika is serious, and they know that Verosika would never try to go after someone who is bind by royalty or by the family that is above everyone in hell, and then Luna looks to her brother. "Lincoln, what the heck is the plan?"
Lincoln looks to Charlie and they all see her summon her pitch fork and she sighs. "Princess, this is your call. Lori and Leni are still sisters to me, and the others and they are your daughters... We'll follow you, into the heart of the battle to rescue them... All of us."
They all stand with Lincoln, and even Alastor, Husk, Niffty, Vortex and so does Verosika and her crew, they did not sign up for this shit to be in trouble and Verosika also hates Helsa Von Eldritch. Angel Dust shows up, along with Dia and summer, and then Cherri Bomb and Velvet.
Charlie knows that her dad should know, but she is too filled with anger to think so. "Where are they hiding? Because we're gonna fucking kill them all."
(Some old Weapons Storage in Pentagram City.)
Right now, the Reptilian sinner's assassins group is on the watch and they keep track of whoever would be coming, while they also make sure that the girls they kidnapped, Lori and Leni are kept tied and unable to escape and at the moment, the two are unconscious.
But they are not alone, they have been given someone to listen to... Someone to help enforce the whole thing and given instructions about what to do next and that someone is a sinner, or kingpin genius with his Egg Bois, known as Sir Pentious and he likes this plan.
The serpent King pin slithers around and then he speaks to the walkie talkie. "Yes, we have them in custody and the whole recording will be setup, and also be broadcasted to wherever you two are, and it's right now..." He then sees his Egg Bois struggling setting up the stuff for the broadcast. "Going well?"
Sir Pentious then puts the walkie talkie away, and then he looks to Lori who is unconscious and he grins, he pokes her chest and watches it bounce a little and he grins, he then places both of his sinner hands on her chest and he snickers, and then he picks her up and one of the assassins sees this. "What are you doing?"
Sir Pentious hisses. "None of your fucking business, you are all here to obey my commands and keep intruders out, so stick with that shit and do not question me, got it?!" The lizard assassins didn't seem to have a choice, and they remain on guard duty while the Egg Bois setup the rest of the stuff.
Sir Pentious then goes into one of the rooms. "Now, my dear... Time to say hello to daddy Pentious." He then closes the door, and he begins his sick and twisted ways.
(Moments later.)
As the day goes by, the Egg Bois finish setting up the gear, and they prepare to shoot the broadcast, but then they look around and see that Lori hasn't been brought back, and neither is their boss, Sir Pentious. "Someone has to go and get the boss" said one of the Egg Bois.
One of them does so. "I'll do it, the bossman knows me." He then sees the door with the name of ammo, and he walks towards it to speak with Sir Pentious that they are ready, but then a portal opens and someone shoots the Egg Bois, the other Egg Bois and the reptilian assassins see this and they prepare to attack. The portal, is something made by the Radio Demon, Alastor.
But then a chain is thrown out and grabs one of the reptilian assassins, and Loona races through and she throws her scythe and it slices the heads off of two of the assassins, and then she uses the chain to wrap around two more and she pulls hard and they're heads come off, and she races off and grabs her scythe.
Then Luna comes out and is in her hellhound form, and she attacks two of the assassins, but one of them tries to stab her, only for Blitzo to shoo the assassin in the head. "Guys, I think we know these assholes." He then shoots another one coming for him.
Moxxie throws Millie and she slices the head of one that was hiding from above. "They look like the very same ones sir. Looks like they have left Lucifer's side and joined Von Eldritch, Lucifer is not going to like this." He then throws a flash bang and the other assassin reptilians are blind.
But then they get shot at several times by Angel Dust, Summer and Dia, and then Cherri Bomb fires her bazooka and kills a group of Egg Bois. "Sir Pentious is here too?! What the fuck?!" Then Vortex comes through and he grabs two assassins' reptilian sinners and he breaks their necks and drops them.
Then Velvet races out and she swings her axe around and then throws some knives, and then Husk lands onto the back of an assassin reptilian sinner and he rips through the sinners back and bites the assassin, and then he throws Niffty and she lands on one and stabs really fast with her knife and then she jumps onto another and stabs and another and another.
Then some portals open and the assassins are grabbed by Verosika and her crew, and they use their seductive charms to calm the assassins, then they stab them and pull out some guns and start shooting, then Blitzo and Verosika are back to back and shooting together, with rage and are in sync.
They then turn around and look at each other, but then they look away a little blush on their faces and they race off to kill some other sinner assassin reptile assholes! Moxxie and Millie notice this and they both choke one of the assassins. 'Looks like the time for Blitzo to admit his returning feelings is coming soon.'
The whole place has more of these assassins coming, and then The Demonic Wyvern is outside and burning the others trying to come in, and Vaggie is outside with Charlie and they slice and kill their way through, and then they go into the building, while Alastor is outside and he summons portals with tentacles to kill the rest. "Alright fine to be part of the entertainment."
Loona is about to be shot by an assassin, but then the reptilian sinner is tackled and torn apart, but a large Warborn hellhound form Lincoln, on all fours and growling, and Loona and Luna stand with him and they charge forward and shred their way through every other assassin there, and with Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie with them, killing with a purpose!
Then Charlie comes in and she roars. "Where are my daughters?!" She then charges leaving a trail of scorching fire. This makes everyone stop and they watch as Charlie is killing every single assassin and Egg Bois, and she is filled with the furious rage born from her father, Lucifer Magne!
All of them have one thing to think about. 'We should never ever make her pissed off.' All of them didn't think Charlie can do this kind of carnage, she is filled with so much rage.
Vaggie on the other hand smirks. "Hell has no fury, to the wrath and rage of a demonic mother." She then sees Leni tied up and she goes over and she unties her. "Leni, baby wake up sweetie."
Leni soon opens her eyes. "M-Mom? Vaggie?"
Charlie then stops and looks to Leni. "Leni! My baby!" She goes over and hugs her, but not before throwing her pitch fork and impaling an assassin, who falls and kills an Egg Bois who fires his bazooka and kills the other remaining Egg Bois.
The others did not see that shit coming. They all go over and they check on Leni, and see if she is fine, but then she asks. "W-Where is Lori?"
This alarms them all and they look around, and then Lincoln growls and looks to the door. "The snake!" Cherri Bomb sees this and she has a battery ram. They all stand with her and even Charlie and they all stand back and Cherri Bomb breaks the locked door down, and all of them are horrified by what they see.
Sir Pentious, no clothing on and his tentacles and arms are holding onto Lori, who is hoisted upwards, naked and raped by the serpent and he even has some of his tentacles inside her mouth and she cries and chokes from it. Lori is also dripping with white liquid all over her body, and her whole naked form seems sore, and has scratch and whip marks.
Sir Pentious laughs evilly. "Here it cums again, my little bitch!" Lori cries and they watch as Sir Pentious is about to rape her once more, but Charlie was not gonna have it.
"Let my daughter go!" Charlie comes forward and she punches Sir Pentious dead in the face, and then Vaggie runs forward and she catches the raped Lori and she watches as Lori choke and coughs out what she was forced to drink and she cries. Vaggie hugs her, and tries to comfort her.
Niffty goes over and covers Lori with a towel, and then Leni races over and sees the wounds Lori has, she even has these markings on her neck, from a chain. They then watch as Charlie is beating the shit out of Sir Pentious, but then Cherri Bomb pushes her away. "You're daughter needs you more!"
Charlie feels her rage is leaving, and she goes to Lori and embraces her, and cries with her at what she had witnessed. Cherri Bomb and the other surround Sir Pentious, and the snake-sinner kingpin sees he is surrounded, and Verosika steps on his erect dick and he screeches from the pain.
Cherri Bomb is in full rage mode. "Leave this retarded son of a mother fucking bitch, to us!" They all begin to attack and do some critical damage onto Sir Pentious, but not enough to kill him... Yet.
Alastor walks in and with Lucy and EveLynn and the two girls go over and help Lori, but Alastor sees what's going on. 'Well, now this is something Lucifer will be enraged about. The Von Eldritch have made a terrible mistake, and they're going to pay for it all.'
They do not notice, a hidden camera is watching them, and then it turns off.
To be continued in the next chapter folks!
A/N: The Von Eldritch have a lot to account for, and Lucifer will wish to speak with the parents, and thank god Lori and Leni are fine, but Lori might not be feeling well after what she had endured and it seems like... A Succubus may have a change of heart, after what she had nearly been a part of. Leave a review and tell me what you all think folks!
Also, I think I recall someone requested something like this, but I can't recall who it was.
Date made: 9/13/21 – 9/14/21.
