Oh... Oh yeah, oh mother fucking shit yeah! Now, these two... These two are gonna be so fucking worth the killing, these two aren't gonna live to tell the tale and these two are gonna be so fucking screwed in the hands of I.M.P, and the crew are not alone, because someone else hates these two shitheads so much, let's make this one murder two former lovers will enjoy. Enjoy reading folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"The Kill to the Cooks."

(December 8, Westwood, California.)

The night time has fallen and we go to this local area out for rent, or sale. Right now a couple are busy preparing for the opening of their new place, and they are doing it on their own and who are these two fuckers?

Amy and Samy Bouzaglo, the two owners of the once great, well the worst place that Gordon Ramsay has ever been to, and right now these two Karen-based fuckers are trying to restart their dumbfuck business, but unfortunately for them... This bullshit is gonna burn like going to hell.

The couple are cleaning, and they have finished painting and why are they doing this themselves? Well, no one else would give them help, and the person who owns that land where the building is just took the cash but gave them no help, since Amy and Sammy don't want anyone ruining their business.

Amy is done with painting. "There, now all we need is to get some seats and tables and then we can get to everything else. How're things on your end, hon?"

Sammy then comes out and he has a vacuum cleaner. "The kitchen is clean, all is clean and now all we be needing is the stuff to make it work. This place will be new restaurant soon, and we will make good food to these people. We will make happy people, with you're cooking."

Amy smiles hearing this. "Thanks, babe." Then they hear the front door opening and they see this figure wearing a skirt and with long pigtails. "Excuse me, but we're not even open and what the hell are you doing in our business?!"

Sammy then goes over. "You better leave now, or we call police and have you..." But then a knife is thrown and it pierces the man's right shoulder and goes through all the way to the all on the other side of the room and he goes down to the ground and holds his bleeding shoulder.

Amy goes over to tend to him and they see the figure smiling and her eyes glowing pink and she snickers, Amy then grabs the vacuum cleaner as uses it like a weapon. "Who the hell are you and what do you think you're doing?!"

"Oh, she's here doing something for someone." Another figure steps from behind the other one, and they know her as Verosika Mayday. "Oh look, the Karen bitch and her bitchy scum bag hubby. Well, this sure is a surprise isn't it?"

Amy then goes for her phone, but its smashes in half by a mallet and the mallet is from Luna. "Not so fast, brah. We're not lettin' you dudes run away, not when the client wants you to assholes in hell."

Amy then grabs something from Sammy, and it is his phone. "Nobody do shit! I will call the police and have you all arrested and I don't care if you're some famous lady!"

But then Verosika changes into her demon form. "Famous Lady? Well, bad news for you bitch... My name is Verosika Mayday, and I am one of the most famous succubus in all of hell, and from the last time we met, I was the one who put your little business down, and today. I intend to do so, also what would the cops do to me? Besides, I did get out of jail last time, and they let me do so."

"You said it, Verosika!" From the ceiling is Blitzo and he pours scalding hot water from above and it hits Sammy while Amy backs away and now the man is in serious pain as the hot water is now all over him, the man then tries to get back up but then Moxxie comes down and he has a chef's hat and then Millie comes in and she has one too. Then Blitzo comes down dressed as the head chef. "Let's cook!"

Then Moxxie has a portable stove and he hits Sammy in the head, and then Mollie stabs him on the hands with her knifes and she slices off the fingers, and then Blitzo is handed a pot from Luna and he puts the fingers inside the pot and it has hot water, and then he grabs Sammy by the hair. "What does it taste like?" He then slams his head into the hot pot and then he raises the heat on the portable stove.

Amy is horrified by this and she sees Verosika and Velvet come closer to her, and then she looks for a weapon, but then Loona kicks her away before she can escape. "Not today, bitch. Also, I think Gordon Ramsay sends his regards, but he is not the client."

Then Lincoln has a camera recording this. "The client wants payback, after you two fuckers ran him over, and took the restaurant he was gonna make, at least now his food is loved in Pentagram City, Imp City and Wrath Ring. So, before we do send you and boiling face there, let's play torture."

Velvet is now behind Amy and she stabs her in the shoulders, and then Loona has a hot pan, and she grins. "This is gonna hurt!" She then hits the woman with the pan and it burns and hurts, and then Verosika comes over and she makes Amy bend over and she has a large and very sharp rolling pin. She grins and she shoves it deep and hard into the rear of the woman and she screams in pain.

Sammy struggles as he is drowning in hot water, and then they give him time to breath. "Look, he's still alive" said Millie. "So, what the fuck do we do to them now, guys?" She then kicks the man in the groin.

Moxxie has an idea and then he asks his boss. "Sir, is it possible to see how well his hands can be barbequed and seasoned?"

Blitzo grins. "Hmmm, now that sounds like some fucking good night time snack!" He then grabs a blow torch and some cooking oil and he pours the oil onto the hands of Sammy. "Alright, seasoning!" They then add some spices, and other ingredients for seasoning, and they see the man mumble and cry. "Sorry, but no talking to the chef!"

Blitzo then uses the blowtorch and he begins to burn both hands, and then he lets Moxxie continue to use more cooking oil, and so does Millie. Lincoln smirks seeing this and then he sees Amy and she is still being hit but the hot pan, and then Velvet comes in and she rips off the woman's clothing, and then she places tons of hot meat onto the woman's exposed body.

Then Luna goes underneath and she uses a hot spatula onto the chest of the woman and this makes her scream in pain, but she's getting hit constantly by Loona, and Verosika is still shoving the rolling pin hard, and then she adds hot sauce to the rolling pin and shoves it in hard. "Are you a virgin, bitch?" She then shoves the spicy rolling pin into the other hole, and she even adds something painful.

Verosika added some soy sauce, mustard, spicy mayo, chili flakes and shards of dry chicken. Now that has to hurt.

Lincoln chuckles seeing this and then he places the camera onto the tripod and then he sets up another to watch over Sammy being tortured, then sees his phone go off and he sees that it is a call from Tannins, so he leaves the place and he goes outside to take the call. "Tannins, what's going on? What's the word?"

Tannins. "Mr. Silva Hound, the word is that I may have found the location of where did Alastor and Lady G Valentine reside from. The location is New Orleans, Louisiana. The site is a small community south of the land and not too far from the sea. Also, your associate journalist said she has a lead on who the hell was responsible for the separation of Lady G Valentine and Alastor in hell. But she said you have to come and hear from her yourself."

Lincoln thinks about this. "Alright then, thank you Tannins. Much appreciated." He then puts his phone away, and then he looks to the whole ordeal going on within the restaurant and the title on top, and he snickers. "Well, this shitty place needs a retrofitting, or a game changer."

Lincoln then goes back inside and he sees that Amy and Sammy are now on their knees and these two dumbfuckers are such fucked up messes. He sees that the duo are scalding, burnt up, fucked up, badly wounded messes and this makes Lincoln smirk. "Alright, let's send these dumbfuckers to the client, but first..."

Velvet smirks and so she grabs her sewing kit, and then she grabs Sammy and Amy and she begins to sew the needle and string onto their mouths, while the others hold them by their arms to keep them at bay, and this makes Verosika smile as she is keeping Amy from moving, and then she looks to Blitzo who is holding down Sammy and he looks to her, the duo smile as if something inside of them is... clicking.

The others notice this, and they know that something is going on within the two and it's a good thing. Velvet then finishes. "All done, I call it... The silence of the dumb fucking lovers!" They see that Amy and Sammy are now sewed up on their mouths and they are in tears and still in serious pain. They want to beg them to stop, but Velvet ignores them and she continues to do what she does best.

Luna then opens the portal using her medallion. "Alright, now we make sure the client gets what he wants. This leads to the restaurant where the dudes resides, so let's send them through."

Blitzo and Verosika look to each other and nod, and then the duo grab Amy and Sammy, and then they toss them through the portal and it closes. This makes Blitzo and Verosika snicker, but then they begin to chuckle and then they end up laughing maniacally at what they just did to those two wretches.

Though some would see their maniacal laugh as something delusional and crazy, but to the crew of I.M.P and Velvet, they see this as a sweet thing and watch as the two demons laugh at what they did to the two fools who are no longer a threat or problem to the rest of the world, and to the people of this town and country.

To be continued in the next chapter folks!

A/N: Oh fucking shit dudes! This thing... I am so fucking overjoyed making this shit that it just got the blood pumping and made me very fucking hungry. Recalling those assholes and what they were doing, I mean... To be honest, this is a dream after I watched "Kitchen Nightmares" and I am glad "Helluva Boss" existed! Because the company from hell, is the best fucking one's ever made, thank you Viv!

Fucking shit to the bitch fuck yeah! Go and fucking die you dumb fucker whores from bullshit Karen land! I know someone else is gonna review to me, so... Oh hell, hit me with what you got because this is something I don't care about the criticism! Light me up like the mother fucking 4th of fucking July! I hate those fucking two asshole couples! Leave a review and tell me what you all think folks!

Bit shout out to Twitter user and fanart author "Lady G Valentine" for the information about where her OC resided back when she was alive.

Date made: 10/5/21.