Based on the episode from the Casagrandes called "Fool's Gold, but added some two other folks who wanna stalk on the rich cash of gold, which we all know is not actually gold. This is gonna be so much fun and entertaining. So, enjoy reading this new chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"The Great Lakes Treasure."

(January 23. Great Lakes City.)

The portal opens, and it's from Royal Woods and coming through are Loona, Lincoln, Jordan, Blitzo and EveLynn, and the group look around the City. "Sure feels so fucking good to be back here." Blitzo then checks his list. "Alright, time to fucking check the list."

Loona then checks the time. "Alright, you guys go and do what you all wanted to do. I am gonna go and get my hair looking good, be back here in two hours." Loona then heads off.

"We're gonna go and see what Ronnie Anne and Sid are doing." Lincoln and Jordan head off, leaving Blitzo and EveLynn to handle what he needs for his restaurant.

Blitzo then asks. "So, why did Moxx and Mills sent ya to come with me for this shit?"

EveLynn is confused by what he had just said. "First off, Blitzo. I came here because I wanted to, also mom and dad are busy with other stuff and same with Luce. So, I am tagging along to keep myself occupied. Also, all of my friends have plans today with their dates."

Blitzo smirks. "Well, let's get this list done. I want everything on this ready to be shoved the fuck outta here." The duo go into the Casagrande Mercado and they see Bobby is running the place. "Hey there, Santiago. We're just here for stuff on the list."

Bobby sees the long list. "Huh, well we got a lot of the stuff here. So, let's get started." Blitzo and EveLynn follow Bobby and they sort out what they need, but then Blitzo stops when he hears a commotion at the stock room and he hears what is going on there.

Carl. "You found my letter, what a pleasure. Keep reading to find my... treasure?! Whoa, oh. Is this for real?"

Carlos. "If I am reading this correctly, this letter was made by Pancho Villa!"

Carl. "Pancho who?"

Carlos. "Ay, what are they teaching you in school? He's only one of the most famous generals of the Mexican Revolution!"

Hector. "The letter must've belonged to my great, great grandfather. He rode alongside Pancho Villa."

Carlos. "Legend has it, that Pancho Villa buried his gold, but no one has ever found it!"

Carl. "Until now. We're gonna be rich!" the rest of the sound is Carl and CJ singing with joy.

Blitzo snickers and grins. 'Well, well. If those Spanish maniacs think they can do this shit without me fucking knowing, well then they got another fucking thing coming. I am so in on this shit!' Blitzo then listens in more, and he even uses his eyes to see through the keyhole and he sees what is going on.

Carlos is reading the note. "Hmmm, solve this riddle then solve three more. Find the next letter lighting up the shore." He then thinks about this, but then he freaks out when he sees the large spider.

Carl tries to figure this out. "Hmmm, lighting the shore?" Then it hits him. "Oh, the lighthouse!"

"To the lighthouse!" yelled CJ.

Blitzo snickers. "Oh, fucking yeah! Gonna become more than just fucking rich now, assholes! The treasure is as fucking good as mine!" He then races away from the door and he sees Bobby and EveLynn with the groceries. "Hey!"

EveLynn then sees the imp boss. "Dude, where have you been? We've been doing this all on our own."

"No time, Bobby leave these here we'll be back for them and pay ya double!" Blitzo then grabs EveLynn and they race out of the Mercado.

Bobby is confused, and so he places the groceries onto a large basket with Blitzo's name on it. "Whatever he found out must've been exciting to leave in a hurry, they'll be back for their stuff."

(Somewhere near the Waters of Great Lakes City.)

At the top of the lighthouse, this is where Blitzo and EveLynn are, and the duo are tag teaming to get the bottle with the letter inside of it and Blitzo already explained to EveLynn about what they are after and she is so interested.

Blitzo is on the shoulders of EveLynn and she is keeping her balance. "Get the bottle and letter dude!"

"Almost there, god this fucking sucks!" Blitzo uses his arms and he is close, but Blitzo then realizes. "Fuck, I forgot about this." He uses his tail and he has the bottle. "Fucking got it! Pancho of the Villa treasure here we fucking come!"

"What the heck?!" The duo then see Carl, CJ, Carlos and Hector at the ground level below them. "What the heck are you two doing here, and why do you have the next clue to the treasure?!" asked Carl.

Blitzo laughs. "Maybe you should keep your voice down next time. Didn't think of that now, did ya?!"

Hector then calls out. "We found that fair and square and that is not yours, give that letter to us this instant!"

EveLynn yells. "Then come and get it, if you think you got the guts to climb this light house."

Carlos then recalls something. "Oh, I forgot to mention that Pancho Villa's gold is estimated to be around 3.2 million dollars..."

Then they see Hector climbing. "You had me at 3.2 million dollars!" He then tries to get to the top to get the letter. "Give me the letter now!"

EveLynn and Blitzo then leap off of the light house and then both land on the tallest tree there. "Nailed it!" They fist bump and high five each other. "Pays to be a skilled assassin from I.M.P!" said EveLynn.

The Casagrandes then surrounded them at the tree, and then Blitzo and EveLynn have an idea, and then Blitzo speaks. "How about this, dorks? We read this now and we make this a race to see who gets to the treasure first? After all, the challenge and game won't be much fun or worth much unless this shit is a competition and we know you guys don't have the guts and skills to win a treasure hunting race!"

The Casagrandes know that this is a major disadvantage to them due to the fact they have skills than them, but they can't lose the treasure. "Alright fine!" yelled Carl. "What does the letter say?!"

EveLynn then gets the letter out of the bottle and then she reads it. "Alright, here we go guys. At the market, near the old fish locker. You'll have to prove that no one's stronger... Wait, the market? Did that even exist back then here in Great Lakes City?"

Carlos is about to say something, but his son Carl speaks first. "The Fish market, it has to be there!"

"Gold here we come! We're gonna be so rich!" yelled Hector, with joy.

"Gold? What gold?" They all see Vito and his two dogs. "Also, what the heck is this about getting rich?"

EveLynn then keeps the letter. "Alright, let's bounce this joint!"

"Hell to the fuck yeah!" Blitzo and EveLynn then race off. "Later losers! Treasure is as good as ours!"

"After them!" yelled CJ, the Casagrandes then give chase, Vito on the other hand is confused, and now he seeks to follow them and figure out what this is all about.

(The Great Lakes City fish Market.)

We now arrive to the fish market, and we see EveLynn, Blitzo, Hector, Carlos, CJ and Carl looking into the fish tank and they see the bottle with the letter and Carl smiles. "There's the next letter!" Then the cephalopod in the tank grabs it.

CJ is nervous and speaks. "We have to get it from the big squid."

Carlos then speaks. "That is actually a giant boxing squid." Then the squid is armed with boxing gloves.

Blitzo is surprised. "I swear nature is getting so messed up every day, and I thought hell had strange stuff, and animals..."

"I got this." EveLynn cracks her knuckles and she goes into the tank and they watch as EveLynn gives this boxing squid a match it has never seen. They all cover their eyes and look away from the pain... The pain that the squid is being given.

Blitzo on the other hand cheers. "Yeah, fucking punch that eight armed freak where it hurts the most! Kick his fucking balls, if squids even have balls, or dicks or an ass!" Hearing those words makes Hector and Carlos cover the ears of CJ and Carl.

Then EveLynn comes out of the tank and she is covered in ink and less bruises and she has the bottle. "That thing wasn't a challenge, Margo could do better and Annabelle." She then opens the bottle and she reads the letter. "Right, let's see what this one is all about."

But then they see Mabel, and she is looking at all of them. "Hey there, Casagrandes and other folks, I'm here for the free oyster crabs, and they usually sell them right here."

Blitzo then redirects her. "Two stalls to the left, you're left and not too far from the crustacean's area, I noticed it when we got here." The all clap at his memory of knowing that. "What can I say, when I am in the restaurant business you tend to observe what is fresh on the market."

Mabel nods. "Thanks demon sir, also why is she covered in ink and what happened to that squid?"

They turn around and see the badly beaten squid and he has a white flag, a black eye, bandages and so many bruises. EveLynn smirks. "He started it and thus I finished it. Never ever challenge me, ever again punk." The squid squirts ink and hides in the corner.

Blitzo then takes the letter. "Let me see this kid." He then reads what it says. "No need for a horse... I like horses... or a hay today, just ride the oldest in the railway." Then realizes what that means. "The subway!"

"And I know the oldest one there is!" said Carl, they then race off and thus Blitzo and EveLynn chase after them.

Mabel is confused. "Now what the heck is that all about?" She then sees Vito. "Hey, what the heck is going on here with those folks?" Vito then tells her, what the Casagrandes and the others are after.

(The Oldest Subway.)

We now see that the group are there and looking around for eh treasure, and they search high and low for it and yet nothing. "This place is so old and so dumb!" said Blitzo. "Now, where the fuck is that letter in the bottle?!"

Carl then sees something. "Hey, there's something back here!" Carl goes into this narrow area in the wall of the place, and he sees a half-eaten pizza, some garbage and then he spots the letter in the bottle and so he grabs it and the others pull him out.

"I got this." EveLynn goes over and she grabs Carl by his left leg only and she pulls him out with ease. "Thank you football game training." She then drops Carl. "Alright kid, what's the note say so we can all race to what's next?"

Then they see the train show up and the window lowers and they see Stanley Chang. "Hey guys, what brings you all to this part of town?" Carlos tries to say something to keep him occupied.

But then CJ notices something, the sounds of folks getting annoyed and wondering what is taking so long and why they stopped. "Mr. Chang, shouldn't you be driving the train and getting those folks to their places?"

Stanley can hear the folks in the train getting upset. "Oh, my bad." He then goes back inside and the train races off to get these folks to where they need to be.

Carl then hands the bottle and the letter to Hector and so he reads it. "The last letter has been found, to claim your treasure you must monkey around."

EveLynn then yells. "The Great Lakes City Zoo!" She then races off with Blitzo, and the Casagrandes aren't far behind.

But as they are running, Hector messages his wife through text. "Rosa is not gonna believe this!"

(The Great Lakes City Zoo.)

They then see the spot where the monkeys are, and Blitzo and EveLynn make it. "We... Made it?" They see that there are a lot of folks here. Stanley, Becca, Mabel, Mr. Scully, Vito, Par, Ms. Kernicky and Sergio. Blitzo and EveLynn come down the tree. "What the heck?!"

Then the Casagrandes showed up and are confused by this. "What the heck?!" said Carl. "Why are they here?!"

EveLynn then realizes how these guys came here. "Someone told these guys about the last location of the treasure, it is way too obvious! So, which one of you fessed up these treasure hoggers?!"

Vito then sees Hector. "Hey, Hector. Thanks for texting all of us the last spot of the gold. When I find the treasure, you are getting... Possibly five bucks for it, I promise friend."

Carl and the others look to the man. "Abuelo! You told everyone about where the treasure is?!"

Blitzo is angered by this. "What the fucking hell is wrong with you?! This race just went into the cheat zone, and only I can cheat in a race or game, because I like to win!"

Hector then explains. "I didn't tell anyone, I just texted Rosa and that was it." He then shows them the phone. "Look, I have proof that I did text Rosa..." Carlos then takes it. "There is no way that I was the one who told everyone about the..."

"Dad, you did tell them about the treasure!" said Carlos. "You sent the text to everyone who are here now, the one person you didn't send to is Mama."

Hector is now seeing the error of his ways. "Oh boy, Rosa is not gonna like that and I promised a vacation for her too."

"Well, let's get digging you morons!" yelled EveLynn. They all go over and dig and even Blitzo uses his tail to dig, but then Blitzo has an idea. He then pulls out a double barrel shotgun and everyone backs away.

"What? This thing is for digging, I am not killing anyone! Now, everyone stand back because I did this once to get something I buried!" He then shoots the ground and lots of dirt comes out and covers him. "Yup, the trick still works, I am so fucking awesome!" EveLynn goes over and pulls him out of the dirt pile.

They then see something. "The treasure!" They all see the treasure chest is... Small." Vito picks it up. "Hey, I thought treasure chests were supposed to be big. Why's this as small as my shoe?"

Mabel opens it. "Who cares, gold is inside! Look at these gold coins!" But then the gold coins are sucked by the resident elephant, Bitsy. "Nooooo!"

Blitzo is shocked and he is close to shooting that thing, but Becca and EveLynn stop him. Then the elephant coughs out the gold and they all go towards it. "We can still get some gold!" said Carl.

CJ then looks closely. "Wait a minute, everyone. This isn't gold, they're chocolate wrappers."

"What?!" All of them go over and check it out and Parr sees what this is. "Whoa dudes, these are chocolate wrappers!"

Carlos then grabs one, and they all gather around. "And the wrappers are coupons." He then reads what is written. "Congratulations, you found the golden treasure. Here's thirty percent off for your dining pleasure. Sincerely, Pancho Villa's Tacos."

All of them slowly look towards Hector Casagrande, and all of them are not looking pleased by this. Blitzo then reloads his shotgun, and he even pulls out a hunting knife and no one feels like stopping him, while EveLynn has some brass knuckles with spikes on them and she growls in anger. "What the heck?!"

Carl seems angriest. "Abuelo, you just put us on a wild goose chase for some dang stupid coupons?!"

Hector nervously chuckles and then he recalls. "Oh yeah, Pancho Villa's Tacos. Now I remember, Rosa and I had our very first date there. Huh, I must've kept the letters in a bottle as s souvenir to lead me back to them for when I need to bring her to another date."

All of them are angered by this, and Stanley cries while Becca and Bitsy comfort him. Blitzo then growls. "Alright, let's vote! Who wants to watch me shoot this old man in the fucking cock?!"

Vito then speaks. "Better idea, the least thing this bozo can do is buy us all some delicious tacos since this is all your fault! You wasted our time!" The elephant also agrees.

Hector then crosses his arms. "What? No way, even with thirty percent off..." Bitsy then grabs him and has Hector in front of Blitzo's shotgun and Hector is now afraid. "Okay, okay you can all have your tacos!" Then Blitzo readies to fire. "And for wasting your time, Blitzo. Your shopping is free!"

Blitzo lowers his gun. "Fair enough, you can all have your fucking tacos and I recorded your words and Bobby will be pleased to hear that shit." Blitzo then walks away. "Let's go, EveLynn. We got some stuff to bring back home."

EveLynn scoffs. "Wait till the others at the apartment building hear about this." She then gets a text from the others. "Blitzo, they're wondering where we are and they are all waiting at the Casagrande apartment."

As they all leave the zoo, Hector goes back for the coupons. "Wouldn't wanna waste these, a discount is a discount after all."

To be continued folks!

A/N: A total change on the episode "Fool's Gold" but with Blitzo and EveLynn in the mix wanting the treasure to, and that shit was so fucking crazy! I do hope that some of you enjoyed this new chapter folks!
Date made: 11/20/21.