Time for a Lincoln and Jordan moment, and some chatter about what went down last week with this dumbfucker asshole named Rob, and meanwhile Leni's b-day is next week, and that means a whole lot of hell of a party might be held, and so much more. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"To the near last week."
(February 21. The Silva Hound House.)
At the backyard, Lincoln and Jordan are both talking to each other, and spending some time, a moment between boyfriend and girlfriend, Silva hound and Rosato, future overlord and his future empress... I think.
Seeing this from the backyard door is Loona, and she smirks and is proud to see her son enjoying his time with his girlfriend, and so she goes back into the house. Lincoln then asks Jordan. "Alright, so after dealing with that asshole, I just... He legit got me so pissed off and I wanted to do so much more t that rob mother fucker."
Jordan too is also pissed off from hearing this. "I would wanna do the same too, I mean... What a total dumb, moronic shit head."
Lincoln is impressed that the gal he is dating is capable of curse words and then he speaks. "Jordan, from everything that has gone down ever since this all began, I need to know. How do you feel and what is your opinion of everything, and do so with curse words."
Jordan smirks and she chuckles. "Well then, get ready for this one Silva Hound!" she then clears her throat. "Alright, so after everything that has gone down, I just wanna be honest that things have been a total unexpected and very unbelievable time for everyone and myself, I never thought in all the bullshit that is going on that the family you have with be some hard core bad ass and yet caring demons."
"Then came the chances of opportunity when you gave the former sisters the chance to be redeemed and they were given a whole brand new life, a life away from the shitty and fucked up problems they had long ago that was tied into forged by those dumb fuckers who you once called parents and those fuckers deserved to suffer than die, though death would be better and an eternity of ass whipping hell."
"But you became an even epic bad ass, and with your sister you both have learned some pretty sick to wicked pumped up moves that are beyond from what you two thought, and it would truly benefit for when you guys go and fucking kill some assholes, well dumb idiots whom the clients from hell request, and that makes you guys still bad ass assassins."
"Then came the big and awesome news of you and Lunes going to become future overlords, and all it took was being total bad asses and going toe-to-toe with those bastard overlords of the V group or some dumb shit, and I am glad that you are doing fine and alright after all of that, and becoming someone else. You've come a long way from being the adorkable kid I knew long ago."
"Also, I am glad we're together and both looking forward to being part of a future where it would be so fucked up, and yet something I wanna look forward to. I am honored and happy to be in your life, and ready to go and fuck some shit up. Heck, if I could do the same job as you guys would, then I would wanna learn how to kill."
Lincoln is amazed, those are some many words, and some cursing words from one gal and deep down he feels attracted to her again, this then causes Lincoln to move closer and he kisses Jordan, this makes her blush and she returns the kiss and both preteens make out under the shade of the tree, but then Lincoln's phone rings, and they both stop and see what it is all about.
Client: Malcolm Xavier.
a former Up and Coming Comic Artist who had just Landed a Job at IDW Comics for His Excellent fan made Sonic the hedgehog comic books but was Killed in a Motor Accident he's in Hell Because he Accidently ran over a Child crossing the street but is now a Successful author of the Romance Novel Series called Devil's Blue Rose which is Huge in The Lust ring.
Target: Pen Kenders.
A Former member of the Archie comics Staff Infamous for his Terrible Ideas and over inflated Ego He Rejected Malcolm's Ideas and ended up stealing them for own Work.
Results:
Make him Beg for his Life and Have admit to His crimes after that Kill Him and his sinner form The client will pay Quadruple if he is killed The Same way Eggman Nearly killed the freedom fighters By having his Life force Drained in The Egg Grapes Energy Pods.
"We can do this one tomorrow." Lincoln then puts his phone away and he continues to make out with Jordan and they continue to do so on this lovely afternoon.
They don't even notice Taylor from the neighboring house seeing this and she slowly gets up from where she is sitting and she walks back into the house, because this is getting kinda awkward.
(Upstairs.)
Loona walks up the stairs and she goes to see what her daughter Luna is doing, then Loona sees some text messages from those she knows, who she calls friends... Well, some of them.
Velvet. Hey, Hellhound. Just got word that the catering guys for Leni's cake got killed from some gangster fight, so I will be making their cake, but I will charge them because that shit is my fucking business. Also, I will be on earth soon to help this Clyde kid and some advanced baking skills that I know, this is a request from Lincoln.
Tannins. What you have requested will be complete soon. You brought in the vehicle and I have made a progressive matter with improving it. The time will come when I will bring this vehicle to you, but it comes to my attention that you have a ride, so why request this one? Because I know this is not for your son. He's too young to drive.
Octavia. I was wondering about this music festival in both Royal Woods and Great Lakes City, and because of that my parents also wanna come and check it out. So, be prepared for when we do show up to see what that shit is all about. Also, I think I am ready to lean from my dad's grimoire.
Loona then returns the messages with her response, she then opens the bedroom of her daughter. "Hey, Lunes. I was thinking of cooking something for lunch and... What the hell?"
Loona and Luna are staring at each other, and Loona sees that her adopted human-half-hellhound daughter is wearing the same attire as her. The very same usual clothing Loona wore when she was in human form.
Luna's current attire: grey crop top with strings shaped like a star to resemble an inverted pentagram to hold it up and fingerless gloves and shorts with a crescent moon on the right side and both are top and shorts are slightly torn at the edges. Black knee-high socks and high-top sneakers and black lipstick and a black choker.
Loona is so confused, and Luna blushes red and before she could speak, Loona intervenes. "Whatever this is all about, I don't wanna know and best tell me some other time. I am gonna go and make us all lunch." Loona then goes back. "Also, this looks good on you, Lunes." Then she heads off.
Deep down, Luna feels so awkward. 'Well, looks like I got some explanation to do.' Then Loona goes back and takes a photo of her daughter wearing the same attire as she did, and now there is a good reason to explain about why she is wearing this.
(The Hazbin Hotel, Pentagram City, Pride Ring.)
Alastor is in the radio station he has had installed to the hotel, to continue his usual broadcasting throughout hell, which kinda annoys the local TV stations, but someone walks into the place, and he knows who it is. "Anything I can do to help you, my dear?"
Lori is the one who walks in. "Hey, Alastor. I needed to ask you something."
Alastor turns around and grins. "Come in, my dear. You are most certainly welcome, and please take a seat." Lori does so and she doesn't seem pleased about something. "So, tell me Lori Magne... What seems to be the problem?"
Lori then explains. "Alastor, I know that you are this all powerful overlord and you can do stuff that no other overlord is capable of, even though you might not be the oldest overlord around..."
"I am not the only oldest overlord, and those said far more powerful ones are located in the other rings, and they don't dare to question my power or challenge me. Also, I don't take the overlord title anymore my dear, I am who I wish to be and I seek entertainment and the new life I wish to continue onward with my beloved, in happy forever Hellbound."
Lori nods. "Yeah, okay. I also know that you are aware of what comes next week, the birthday of Leni and I need to ask you something that could help us."
"And what might that be my dear?" Alastor sips his coffee and he offers Lori some pie, which she doesn't wanna eat because she knows its meat inside.
"Find that scum bag Sir Pentious."
Alastor is about to eat some pie, but after what he had heard, he stops and he grins and his eyes glow. "Hmmmm. It looks as if you are concerned about his return, am I correct? You also wish for me to make sure he stays down and doesn't ever come back, am I correct?"
Lori nods. "After what had gone down back then, I fear he will come back and finish the job. I am a target for that snake and so is Leni, and I just want that snake gone for good. Can you help us, please?"
Alastor thinks about this. "That is one mighty tall order there, Lori Magne. But I can see what I can do, I can try and see if any of my friends have seen such sinner and when the time does come and they see him, then I will ensure he is handed to your family, to be dealt with."
Lori sighs in relief, but then she realizes something. "Wait up, Alastor. What's the catch?"
Alastor snickers. "No catch, my dear. Think of this as my gift for Leni when it is her 18 birthday. I wish to offer my services to finding this fool and making sure he doesn't come back, and also I don't have the fashionista mind of today for a gift towards Leni. Now, I must begin my new task to find Sir Pentious. I will need some private time, please."
Lori nods, but then she goes over and she hugs the radio demon. "Thank you, Alastor." Alastor doesn't like being touched, but then he returns the hug because this is an acception, that he is doing a good thing to help his friends.
Alastor then has some thoughts on where Sir Pentious might be. 'If I am not mistaken, there would be one place where he would be hiding... The old home from that picture show faced freak once resided.'
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!
A/N: Yeah, a Jordancoln thing going on, and whatever it is Luna is doing, which seems normal, and as for Alastor... Well, we're gonna have a chapter soon of just the radio demon dealing with a snake-like sinner, and he doesn't need any help for that shit. I do hope that all of you enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
The target and client idea is from someone we all know... Geo Soul, and now some words he sent to me from the request.
Geo Soul: "Dedicated to my Friend Malcolm who was a Huge fan of this Story but he sadly took his Own Life after His Apartment Burned down and was Left Homeless He hated Ken Penders and once told me he would love to see him go The same way Eggman nearly killed the freedom Fighters the 10th is his birthday and It'll be 1 year since he took his life."
Date made: 12/22/21 – 12/23/21.