After what had gone down days ago with Rodney Spokes, both sides are trying their part to prepare for the contest which will be made on the 1st dang day of March, which one of them will try and get to know the women who will choose the courses of the competition, while the other is locked, stocked and knows what to fucking do, or does he? Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Preparing for March."

(February 26. The Silva Hound House.)

At the house where the hellhound and her children reside, the group are watching as Blitzo had setup a workout station at the backyard, and he got some help from the daughter of Moxxie and Millie; EveLynn, and she was pumped up to help make this happen.

Loona is confused and she asks. "Blitzo, I really don't understand this shit that you're doing in working out." She does notice someone else is there. "Hey, Tex."

The male hellhound waves. "Sup girl, and kids." He then watches as Blitzo lifts the dumbbells, and even his tail. "Also, I was told and gonna get paid about this, and I wasn't gonna turn down an opportunity for an easy quick buck."

"Shut the fuck up and help me with this, big man." Blitzo then lays down. "Guys, I am doing this just in case. I mean, we don't even know what most of the competition ideas are gonna be from the ladies who are gonna make that shit happen."

Vortex then lifts the barbell and then he looks to Blitzo. "You sure about this, little dude?"

"Drop it, big man!" Vortex does so and Blitzo almost gets crushed, but then he stops it, and he is sweating a lot and turning red in the face, and they watch as Blitzo is slowly lifting the barbell up, and then down and then up and then he hands it back to Blitzo and they are impressed.

"Holy shit, Blitzo" said Luna in surprise. "Dude, you can lift something that is more than 525 pounds?"

EveLynn checks the weights. "Guys, these weights are both 300 pounds, so he just lifted 600 pounds and I am impressed. Looks like assassination and cooking helps work the muscles."

Blitzo scoffs and he grabs an energy drink. "That shit isn't nothing. After all, I can lift Verosika when we make out or when we..."

They all yell out. "We don't wanna know more!"

Blitzo remains silent and shrugs it off. "Alrighty then, suite yourself." He then goes to the treadmill. "Besides, I wanna try and be stronger than that dirt turd fuck nut red head, and show him that this little imp is far stronger than what he thought, no fucking way am I cheating a contest that my babe wants me to be part of, and to show that dick headed asshole that he is a sorry ass, dumb fucking retarded loser." He then gets thrown some boxing gloves and he dodges them, EveLynn is throwing them.

Lincoln smirks. "Well, this sure is turning into something very interesting. We are all impressed and dang proud at what you're doing Blitzo."

"Which reminds me..." EveLynn then asks. "Bro, what of Rusty and his little bro and mom?"

Lincoln sighs and doesn't seem pleased. "After what went down, he doesn't wanna look at his dad again, Rodney Spokes is literally making himself look like a total fool and it's hurting Rusty and Rocky, they feel like they're dad is no longer the man they can look up to anymore, well Rocky never did look up to him."

"Rusty on the other hand is prepared to cheer on for Blitzo, he told me so himself at school and said that he would rather see his dad lose than let him win and be a total jerk and idiot as he always was in his High School Days. Rodney Spokes doesn't even know what the hell he is doing."

"The moron doesn't even know half of what he's doing." They spot Taylor Lewis hop over the fence and she picks up one of the dumbbells. "Word around the town, that everyone has their bets laced on you imp boss, no surprise there chief."

"Hah! In that assholes face!" said Blitzo. "A lot of folks are gonna be cheering, at the winner!" He then catches the energy drink and the protein bar and he eat and drinks them both. "Rodney is going down and I am winning up! The contest will be easy as catering for someone's day!"

"Speaking of catering..." Luna asks this time. "You are the ones catering for Leni's Birthday Party, right?"

"Fuck yeah we are" replied Blitzo, he then gets off the treadmill and Lincoln decides to take it for a spin. "The princess is gonna be paying us a lot bucks if we bring forth the best food, and make sure it doesn't seem inappropriate for her daughters 18th birthday, this shit is gonna be all wrapped up for us."

"But, just because we will cater to the whole event, it doesn't mean that I am not gonna be locked and focused on beating that asshole Rodney on March 1. I am still gonna be pumped up and ready to beat him at this game and I for one don't plan to lose at any game. After all, I did win at the Harvest Moon Festival."

"Tied with Striker." Loona is lifting some of the dumbbells, at this point they all participate and try and get a little bit fit, and Vortex is lifting to barbells and even his tail is lifting a dumbbell

Blitzo sighs. "Yeah, tied with that jerkwad." He then goes to one of the exercise machines. "Also, I know that Rodney will try to go to the gym and work out, but it won't matter. We're days away from the contest, and he doesn't have the time to make himself look ripped. But me on the other hand, I have had years killing people and being as agile as I was back in Loo-Loo Land."

"Along with my charms and ways with the ladies, such as my time with Verosika back then in our glory days, I have this all prepped and ready, but it doesn't hurt to be a little bit better and a little bit more cunning. I can handle that moron, but if he cheats then it is so fucking personal." He then drinks another energy drink and eats another protein bar.

EveLynn is also lifting weights. "Chances that moron is gonna cheat. Which means we should know what the hell is he doing."

"On it." Luna then lifts a dumbbell with one arm and she uses her phone and places it on voice call. "Hey, Luce Change. What's the eyes on the skies with moron Spokes?"

Lucy. "I am not alone Luna. I have my mom and dad with me, and we're high above Royal Woods and keeping track of that said moron you are talking about. We're using the gear that Tannins gave us, and also Velvet is on watch for Rodney on his attempts, she is on ground level and we'll put her on link soon."

Moxxie. "For the past two hours, we have seen Rodney Spokes spend only 30 minutes inside of a gym, and he looks all worn out and the folks in there don't seem pleased to see him, also this is the fifth gym he entered because the others wouldn't allow him to come in and partake in their actions."

Millie. "After that he went to the Burpin; Burger, and he got glares from a lot of folks. He then tried to get the attention of some ladies around the town, looks like he is trying to figure out which of the ladies in Royal Woods are the ones who will choose the whole competition. Heck, we don't even know, and yet he is trying to get a step ahead."

Lincoln then asks. "Has he had any luck with the women he has been asking?"

Lucy. "Nope, and now we're putting Velvet on the line, because she was on ground level checking that action out."

Velvet. "That Spokes dad is such a total asshole. I mean, he tried to flirt with ten different grown women who are a few years older than him, and he received punches to the face and hard slaps, and most of his flirts were a little too far."

"Then he tried to flirt and get the attention of younger women, as in women a few years below his weirdo age, and he has been nearly called and caught by the cops from his actions, and then he tried to flirt with girls who are near graduation age from High School. This guy is a total dip shit turd."

"This moron is way too desperate and he also tried to talk to non-human females, such as Athena who was checking the local gun store, and she had Cherri Bomb with her, then he tried to ask Mara Mayberry, and she was having a picnic with her daughter, Luan. The asshole is too dependent on winning, and wants to win. Guys, he is a creepy ass, cheating, stalking and motherfucking son of a bitch. Wow!"

"Nice choice of words" replied Loona. "Anything else he tried to do?"

Velvet. "I think he plans to make some negotiations with the mayor, but I doubt that shit will even work, he doesn't even know that I have been following him, and chances he might make a shot for Great Lakes City. I overheard his little plan that he believes the women who will make the contest happen are gonna be there. What a total moron, this guy is insane... And I thought I was delusional."

Blitzo smirks. "You kinda are. Alright folks, thanks for the help and keep track of that retard and make sure that whatever he is planning, record it."

Velvet, Moxxie, Millie and Lucy. "We recorded everything he did."

Luna chuckles and she ends the call to the others. "That dude is gonna make an even bigger fool of himself, and surely the internet is gonna be one of them where he makes himself into an even bigger fool."

Vortex smirks. "That guy is lost in the head, does he even know what the fuck he is doing?" He then stops lifting the barbells and goes for a protein shake, and tosses one to EveLynn.

Lincoln stops on the treadmill and he gets off and sits next to his mother. "Apparently he doesn't know shit. The only thing Rodney Spokes is gonna be good at, is disappointing his family, and not just the ones here in Royal Woods. That man will be a total fool to the last name of Spokes, and Rusty and Rocky are both gonna be glad that they are gonna have a different last name, from someone else they're mother found and fell for."

Loona then asks. "And who the fuck might that be?"

Lincoln then recalls who Rusty was talking about. "Oh, right. This is a total shocker. Lunes, you remember the Mr. Hunky of Royal Woods Brandon?"

Luna drops the dumbbell. "Shut up! Dude, Rusty and Rocky are gonna have an awesome dude of a dad, no shadow of a fucking doubt."

Blitzo then grabs a dumbbell, but his tail lifts two. "At least his kids won't see him as their daddy anymore, and by the time the contest between me and retardo Spokes is over, well he won't be the one everyone is gonna be seeing around town. His sorry dumb ass is gonna be out of Royal Woods for god damn fucking ever!"

Loona then asks. "Call me curious, but where the fuck is Verosika Mayday?"

"Back in hell" replied Blitzo. "Here's the real deal folks. She is gonna be inviting her whole crew to watch this shit, and it'll also be broadcasted throughout hell to prove once and for all on who the fuck is better, and that means I am gonna be seen as better than that dumb ass moron. Verosika is gonna get a helluva reward for making that possible, and she will love it."

All of them are a little freaked out by what Blitzo said, then EveLynn speaks. "Dude, way too much information there, stop talking." They all continue this work out session, and EveLynn is impressed that Lincoln and Luna are taking part in this, she feels like they have become stronger than her.

Luna then looks to Vortex. "Dude, how have things been in the hotel lately?"

"Everything's all good kid." Vortex then eats a steak flavored protein bar. "Though, something seems to be going on with smiles lately."

This catches Lincoln's attention. "Really? What?"

"No clue, little man. But... I think he's gonna go and hunt someone down."

To be continued folks!

A/N: Blitzo is pumped up and getting himself ready for what is to come, and that is what will hit on March 1 and he is so going to make that Spokes look like a flattened fool! Next chapter: All about the Radio Demon and his own business. I hope you all enjoyed this new chapter folks!
Date made: 12/29/21.