A request from "ReptileEdge" and it looks good too, and I know what to do, and as this goes on something is happening for Lincoln as he tries to sort out the truth behind what is going on for him at the school and he has to dig even further to know why in the fucking hell does the lunch lady hate him so much and what her dealio is. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Kill, Owl and investigate more."
(March 6. Somewhere north of Michigan.)
The daytime is still going, and night hasn't even fallen yet, and right now we go to the middle of the forest, and someone is hanging by a rope that is about to snap and that someone, well that lady is none other than Francine Frana and she slowly begins to stir from her slumber.
She then looks around and is confused. "What? Wait, what the hell is this? Where the hell am I?!"
But then someone comes from the shadows, and he is joined by two others. We have Lincoln, Luna and Loona. Luna has a camera recording this, and Loona and Lincoln setup the large bonfire and Lincoln smirks. "Well, what we're doing now is ending your life, a nice and slow death."
Francine then yells. "What the hell are you doing to me?! What have I even done to be in this? I have done nothing..."
"We were sent here by the client, who is stuck in hell and seeks revenge since you had him killed when you called his old friends." Loona then has this small own on her shoulder, a Red morph Eastern Screech Owl, named Toast. "This guy is gonna get a good home, and away from what you tried to do, bitch."
Francine is angered by this. "How dare you?! That thing must be killed, and that man deserved what he got, since he has no morale for bringing that small wretched..."
"Oh, and those dudes you called... Well, here they are." Luna has a tablet and she shows footage of an old building and inside a blood bath is in action as Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Vark and Athena are slaughtering the men who were part of the animal smuggling act.
Blitzo then goes to the screen and he has a head. "Look, I got one of your new friends. Chances, they're gonna be super pissed at the bitch who made them into this mess. Glad we got friends who know where to put you and these retard when you go to hell." The tablet then turns off.
Lincoln smirks. "Sucks to be you, by the time you die... Well, you and your boy toy criminal friends are all gonna be gang banging in one location. Also, this will enlighten the client, and we get what we deserve. So, anything else to say before we shove you down the fire hole?"
Francine yells. "You stupid fucking..." But the rope holding her is slowly getting lose, and the woman's legs are now in the large bonfire, and she screams in pain as the fire is sizzling her legs and she screams and screams some more. Loona chuckles and laughs, and so does Lincoln and Luna. The owl is also amused, that this insane bird-hating lady will die horribly.
Luna then speaks. "All we gotta do, is end her life and her sinner soul and the other dead dudes are gonna be sent to a special locked down zone, where they can enjoy being tormented for all the rest of their sinner life, then we crucify them by the river of lava."
Loona smirks. "This is gonna be... Linc, something wrong?" They notice Lincoln looking at his big sister.
"Sis, can I talk to you, alone?" Luna is confused, so she hands the camera to Loona and she records the whole thing, and so Luna and Lincoln head someplace not too far, and then Lincoln asks. "Luna, what the heck did you do when you arrived for the first time in Middle School? And what I mean, is Chef Pat."
Luna is surprised, she sighs and then she answers. "Linc, I can tell she gave ya a hard time. Glaring and all the anger onto ya?"
Lincoln nods and is confused. "Yeah, why?" He then realizes. "Wait, she did the same to you?!"
Luna nods and she explains. "The time I arrived to the Middle School for the first time, she was super miffed at me and always gave me the stink eye. I wanted to try the fish and chips Friday, but she just gave me a can of tuna and a potato. After all of that, I gave up and just ate the packed lunch I had in the band room, along with Sam."
Lincoln is confused and surprised. "Damn it. Looks like we're both caught into her problems. Which means, if you didn't do anything. Then, chances this had something to those before us, right?"
Luna nods. "Afraid so, little brother. That chef had issues, I don't know what it is but... Chances she has something against us and I don't mean just us, Linc."
While the two siblings are talking, Loona overhears this, even if they are far from her she can hear their conversation and she is concerned. 'What the fuck is wrong with the lunch lady? Whatever the fuck is going on, she is not going to continue this shit when I figure things out!' she then continues to record as Francine is being burnt alive and suffering un the flames.
(March 7. Royal Woods, after school day.)
We now see that Lincoln is at the Park and he is speaking with EveLynn as she is going back and forth and practicing some soccer with her friends, and Luan is there writing something in her notebook for something she has to do in school.
Lincoln then asks. "Luan, I need to know what you did to Chef Pat when you were in Middle School."
Luan is confused, and then she recalls. "Oh, her. Yeah. I didn't do anything to her, when I went to lunch on my first day, she just gave me some uncooked crab, and bread. There was nothing good to pun about that disgusting serving for a crab sandwich. I didn't wanna eat there anymore, and so I ate at the back of the school."
Lincoln is surprised and so is EveLynn, and so Lincoln turns around and is about to ask EveLynn. But then she explains. "I did no such thing to her by the time I came to the cafeteria for the first dang time. She literally glared at me and gave me three pieces of beef jerky and a bottle of hot sauce, and it wa s spicy meatloaf Monday! What a total jerk, she is!"
Lincoln is now confused. "Well, if it wasn't you two and not Luna, then the real ones who did something have to be, at the Hazbin Hotel."
(The Hazbin Hotel.)
Lincoln is now in the main lobby and he is talking with the two daughters of the Magne family, the adopted daughters of Charlie and Vaggie. Lori and Leni M. Magne. The duo have no clue what this shit is all about. Lori asks. "Lincoln, what's this all about?" Charlie and Vaggie also come over, and so does Alastor, Lady G and Niffty, while Husk listens in while he is shuffling some cards.
Lincoln then asks. "Which one of you angered Chef Pat?"
Leni then recalls. "Oh, well not me, Lincoln. I went to the lunch there when I started Middle School, and she served me some totes yuck food. So horrible and rancid, and it wasn't even a salad. She gave me a two day old cabbage and some week old carrot sticks."
Charlie and Vaggie are surprised by this. "What?!" Vaggie seems pissed.
Lincoln sighs and he looks to Lori who is shocked. Lincoln now sees where this is going. "Lori Magne, what the fuck did you do to Chef Pat?" All of them look towards Lori for an answer.
Lori sighs and she tells them about what she did by accident. "Alright, so when I first arrived to have lunch in Middle School, I had my brand new phone, and I was way too distracted and I bumped into a student and it became a domino effect and then the last kid spilled some hot and sticky soup onto Chef Pat." All of them gasp, but Alastor snickers.
"After that, I didn't go back to the cafeteria and never bothered to make it up to Chef Pat. Apparently, it got worse because the hot soup was so sticky, the best way to get it off was to... shave her head, and I didn't wanna be in deep trouble for what I did. I am so sorry."
"Not to me!" said Lincoln in anger. "Because of that, I got bad food when I got there and I am being glared at. Worst of all, the others! EveLynn, Luan, Luna and Leni! Lori, you have to make it up to her, you need to confront her and make things right, god fucking damn it!"
Lori sighs and she nods. "Yeah, I figured. Look, I think I know how to make it up to her... I just... I just need to sort it out, tomorrow. I promise and I won't back away from this problem."
Lincoln sighs and he gets up. "I hope you can solve this, otherwise someone else will and I am getting annoyed by that glare from that dumbass lunch lady." He then walks away and then leaves the hotel.
The others all look towards Lori, and she knows where this is going. "Am I in trouble?"
Charlie sighs and she speaks. "We'll talk about this later, tomorrow I am coming with you for this and speaking on behalf about what went down."
Alastor grins. "Whatever the cause, something tells me that this lunch lady might not be the only issue. As they say, sometimes the past comes back to haunt and remind us, of what we did before."
"To be continued folks!"
A/N: Target down, and thanks to "ReptileEdge" for that one, and as for what comes next... Well, based off of the episode "Diss the Cook." I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 1/5/22.
