They all know, well we all know that the former President of the Young Morticians club is here, and he has plans to unleash something with the ingredients from which the shadows of darkness would be unleashed, but he has yet to know what the hell has gone down within hell and how fucked up things have been throughout the timeline, so perhaps they should show him, what hell looks like now and this might be the chance they got to stop this little turd without violence. Enjoy reading this folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Showing them the new Hell."
(March 16. Somewhere in Royal Woods, Michigan.)
We head to the local cemetery and here we see the former president of the Young Morticians Club, Bartholomew, and he is waiting for something to happen. 'Got a lead to some demonic artifacts that is legit and said to taken from the Warren's house, and this could be what I need to bring some hell to this world and then...'
"Hey." Bartholomew looks up and sees Lincoln Silva Hound, he then comes down and lands in front of the Goth kid, and this startles the boy and he backs away. "Calm down, moron. If I wanted to kill you, then you would've been dead hours ago, from a great distance."
Bartholomew is confused. "Then why have you summoned me here, Silva Hound? Is this a trap?"
Lincoln sighs. "Wish it was, but no. Now, we know about this dumb plan that you wanna unleash hell and dark stuff onto the world of the living, a world with folks who have done no wrong to you, kid. So, we have this plan to show you something."
Bartholomew is confused. "And what might that be?"
Lincoln then uses his medallion and he opens the portal. "To hell, where else?"
Bartholomew is still confused. "This doesn't add up for me, what is your game in this, Silva Hound?"
Lincoln crosses his arms. "All of what you planned has been reported to someone who doesn't like what you have planned, so get through that portal and see what is of the land from which you thought was hell and prepare to meet someone special and no it is not the radio demon. He has his own plans for today. So, you gonna come or just stand there and be a dumbass?"
Bartholomew wasn't sure about this, but he goes through with it and follows the boy, he wants to know what this is all about.
(At the Tallest Structure in Pentagram City.)
The portal from earth appears and onto the tallest tower in the city. The folks from within all come through and the former president of the Young Morticians Club, Bartholomew also comes out and he sees the other members: Boris, Persephone, Dante and Morpheus, and their current leaders: Haiku and Lucy are there and looking around the vast city.
Bartholomew scoffs. "Out of the way, let me see... What?" The kid sees the rest of the city, and he sees how Pentagram City looks and how messed up and modern it looks. "This, what the heck is this? Where the heck are we?!"
Lucy then responds. "Welcome to Pentagram City. This is the home of Charlie Magne, and the Hazbin Hotel and the place where the Radio Demon appeared when he passed away and began his reign of terror. This is hell, and so are other cities within the ten rings."
Bartholomew is confused. "No, this cannot be. Hell should not be..."
"But it is, child." They all turn around and standing next to Lincoln Silva Hound, is none other than the Lord of Hell, himself. Lucifer Magne.
Lucifer Magne.
Lucifer has pure white skin, blonde hair, thick black eyebrows, black lips and a mouth full of sharp teeth. His eyes are yellow with black slit pupils resembling those of a snake. He, like his daughter Charlie, has red cheeks. His eyelids are purple which give the appearance of eyeshadow.
He wears a white high collar suit, a black bowtie, and a red undershirt with white stripes. He also wears a wide-brimmed white top hat, with a purple snake and red apple over a red band. He carries an apple-topped black cane that matches his hat.
"Greetings Bartholomew and... What in the name that is me are you all doing?" He sees the Goth's are bowing down to him, except for Lucy. "Children, stop. This is weird and making it an embarrassing moment, I let those damned sinners and demons praise me, not little children dressed in depressed funeral clothing." That joke makes Lincoln laugh.
They all rise and look to the lord of hell, and then Bartholomew goes over to him. "My lord, I have been doing what I could to ensure that the demons of old could come and bring forth anarchy and misrry to the world, I just need more time to..."
"You do realize that it is my job to ensure that demonic power doesn't overtake the world of the living, right?" asked Lucifer, and he seems confused and less pleased by these children. "The sole reason as to why I still retain angelic and also possess demonic powers is to do such act, and not let demons prowl out and go too far, though I.M.P seems to be an exception, they execute or punish and act as the revenge bringers for those who have been cast out here.'
Lincoln and Lucy remain silent and they did not know this. "Wait, what?"
Bartholomew is confused. "But, my lord, the demons of Old? What about them and the other lands of hell?"
Lucifer snickers and grins. "Oh, poor little wretched thing. The demons of old are either retired or adapting to the new life style of hell. Humans have progressed so much, and thus sins have been made into different forms of something beyond killing each other, drugs is one of them of course and other damned actions."
"I have seen many demons and powerful hell lords of old have changed, hell Azmodeus owns a club in Lust Ring, and even the demon known as Valak runs his own church of unholy blessings and an orphanage for the dreary bastard demon children."
"Beelzebub is now a business owner in keeping track of all the demonic wildlife living here, and even running many Hellhound orphanages around the lands of hell, not much located here in Pride Ring Though, and my wife of course is a rockstar and well-known icon here in hell."
Lucifer then stands near the edge of the building and looks to the city. "Don't you see, boy? The reign of olden demons to bring misery and legions to take over the world has come to pass, and the ones who seek power the most are those damned overlords, and they can't do shit as long as I stand, and the big guy on the high chair above."
Dante is confused. "Big guy on the high chair?"
Lucy then tells them. "He means, God."
Haiku smirks at the joke. "Big guy on the high chair? Wow. Makes him sound like a big dumb baby god."
Lucifer snickers. "Indeed." He then looks to Bartholomew. "Listen kid, summoning demons is gonna be a pointless action, every demon and demonic power from the past is no longer in the whole business of global domination and those actions would lead into an all-out war between humanity, demonic power and angelic might and in the end, everything will be dead and no one will be around on all three sides. Are you understanding me?"
"You're little and stupid dream to bring the past to the present is a pointless crusade, which will accomplish nothing in the long run. So, do us all a favor and think about this clearly, because there is no way to fucking hell would any demonic power from this city or any of the rings and lands would wanna go to earth and take it over. They'd rather go around and do something sinful and dumb, and then come back here and continue with what they do, and retire or do something else."
"These are different times, boy. You have nothing left here to gain, literally nothing." They all look to Bartholomew and he has this look of concern, and almost like he is going to cry, but he sucks it up and he looks to Lincoln and the others.
"Can someone take me home now?"
(Back to Royal Woods, Michigan.)
The portal opens and coming through is Bartholomew, followed by Lucy and the Young Morticians club, and then Lincoln. They look to the Goth kid who was a former member of their club, and he seems surprised and unsure. Lucy then asks. "Bartholomew, are you alright?"
The Goth boy then grabs his bag and he hands it to Lincoln. "Take these, and get rid of them, please. I think my head has lost it, and I now see... There is no point with the plan I have, and I would rather get bitten and become a vampire than summon a demonic army from the olden times."
Lincoln is surprised, but deep down he feels relieved. "Alright, thanks. Also, some of this stuff is not legit."
Bartholomew is confused. "Wait, what?! No, it was all..."
Lincoln sees the beating heart, and he opens the jar and removes it. "This is not legit, this heart has a mechanical system inside, and it is a powerful battery, and I think this is some souvenir for tourists. Also, most of these books are..."
"Nope. Nope. Nope. Not gonna hear this anymore, I am leaving this town, going back to the docks and then back on the cruise and wait till I get to Transylvania and then try and become a vampire so I can live my wretched life in my own misery, bye and enjoy your damned lives." Bartholomew then puts his hands in his pockets and he walks away from them.
All of them remain silent and then Boris looks to the fake items. "Can we keep these? They could make great decorations for our own club room at the school soon."
Lincoln is confused and surprised and he looks to them. "Wait what? Luce, is this true?"
Lucy nods. "Yes, we spoke to Principal Huggins and with the help from Octavia, we are going to have our own club room, and it will be able to change between the Gothic styles for the Young Morticians Club, and then revert into the club room for the Writer's Club. Tell me if that is not good planning?" Lucy has a smug look and so do the other Goths.
This makes Lincoln chuckle. "Alright, alright. An impressive display and way to make it good for all of you and..." He then hears his phone go off and he checks what it is all about. "Delilah, and we have a gig, Luce." Lucy and the Young Morticians club go over and see what the message says.
Client:
Harvey Marton - A 44 year old man, and he is happy married to his childhood crush, Trisha. They have four kids and they are ages 8, 10, 15 and 17. The man has been sent to hell because he did a lot of drugs in his past times and some very mean pranks that almost killed someone, but he was able to change his ways, but then his life changed when he came back home and saw his wife having sex with his best friend and they have been doing this for the past 4 years. So he committed suicide.
Target:
Stephen Jacobson – He was the best friend of Harvey back in high School, but he is also a womanizer and became super jealous when Harvey got married and it was Trisha, and he wasn't picked as the best man because Harvey had a long time Elementary School friend for that one, and so he chose to seduce and have sex with the wife of his best friend, former best friend.
Results:
First beat the living shit out of this fucker and then send him to hell and as a bonus, send that whore who cheated on him so he can have them both become his slaves and be tormented till they die.
Extra bonus: The children of Harvey are living with his brother and his wife at a mansion, inform them that their father is alright and doing fine somewhere that he cannot escape, and tell them that their former mother is never coming back to try and take custody of them. After she cheated on Harvey, she became an abusive bitch.
Lucy then thinks of something. "We need to ambush them, get the jump and then make them suffer."
"A sound plan, Lucy" replied Lincoln.
Haiku then asks. "Is there any way for you guys to live stream the whole thing so we can watch the torment and beat down?" The other Goths' wanna see it too.
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!
A/N: Bartholomew now sees, there is no fucking point in bringing demonic might to earth, and thank you Lucifer! The client and target idea? From Avenger44 and Marvelomac1010. I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 1/11/22 – 1/12/22.