Time to handle what is about to go down in Great Lakes City, based off of the episode "Gossipy Girl." Where it will be serious, and some problems solved and someone in some deep fuckin shit trouble, and something else to confess to someone about what had gone down on their first trip to hell, something Ronnie Anne needs to know and possibly figure out. So, enjoy reading this new chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"The Gossip at Great Lakes City."
(May 18. Great Lakes City.)
A portal opens and coming through is Lincoln Silva Hound and he looks to the apartment building where the Santiago's and the Chang's are residing and then he sees her, Ronnie Anne Santiago and the others, Nikki, Laird, Sameer and Casey and they all seem concerned. "Guys!"
Lincoln then goes over towards them and they also head towards him. Then Nikki speaks. "Lincoln, Sid is gonna..."
"Tell everyone about something very embarrassing, I know. She told me the other day, and the reason why I didn't talk to her sooner, was because I needed some tech help on why the secrets you all had have been spilled" replied Lincoln. "The target who did this is gonna be dealt with, and all thanks to my mom, sis, Athena and Vark, and they will meet us at the rendezvous location soon."
"Well, anything about who actually did it?" asked Laird.
Lincoln nods. "Tannins helped figure that out, and I will inform everyone when the time is right, now come on. We need to stop Sid Chang before she does something dumb, and I know what this embarrassing secret is, and that is something I need to talk to..."
"You and Sid kissed?" asked Ronnie Anne.
Lincoln is wide eyed. "Wait, you know?"
Ronnie Anne smirks. "Way too obvious dude, also Sid sometimes mumbles in her sleep about you. I don't blame her, you are awesome and hot, and that was a compliment." But deep down, she has small feelings for him ever since his life changed.
Casey then asks. "So, you now know about all the secrets we have that have been shared on social media?"
Lincoln sighs. "Casey is the one who is the mystery stinker on the bus, Ronnie Anne had a dumb dream about getting married to Artemis from Lucha club, and Sameer has tissues in his shoes to make him a little taller, Laird picks his nose with his feet and Nikki has a fear of sock puppets."
"Word went out fast in Royal Woods, and you are all now the laughing stock there, sorry about that guys. Best to not come and visit Royal Woods for the time being, or when we're done here and then talk some sense into everyone else."
They all remain silent and so they pass through the portal, and deep down both Lincoln and Ronnie Anne don't want anyone else to know about what went down between Sid and Lincoln back then, or it's gonna bomb hard on both sides.
(Chavez Academy.)
We now see that at the school, Sid Chang calls out. "Everyone, I am sorry that I am the one who spread the secrets of my friends and so I am here to make up for my mistakes, and admit some embarrassing things."
"First, I tend to sleep walk at night, and do weird stuff, like drinking an entire carton of milk and messing with my little sister's face."
Adelaide calls out. "She is not wrong, and she ruined my hair too."
Sid then continues. "Second, I told everyone I was a zombie, but it wasn't true because it was this dumb dream I had when I slept in math class, and I am sorry for sleeping through that."
"And last but not least... My biggest and most embarrassing secret is..."
"Stop!" A portal opens and Ronnie Anne tackles Sid. "Stop! Don't tell anyone, we now know who spread the secret, it was never you!"
"What?! Really?" Sid then gets up, thanks to Ronnie Anne and then she asks. "So, who did it?"
Lincoln snaps his fingers, and a portal opens and coming through are Loona, Vark, Luna and Athena, and they came back from the Casagrandes apartment. "This little piece of shit." Luna throws Sergio to the ground. "Apparently he's been messing with the breakfast bot and having him reveal everything he has seen and heard."
"What? How was I supposed to know that dumb bucket of bolts would spread it?" said Sergio as he tries to get off the restraints. But then Athena nearly impales him with her spear. So he stays still and shivers in fear, and Rosa sees this and is shocked that Sergio did this to his own familia.
Lincoln then speaks. "Guys, everyone here at the school and those watching..." Loona has her phone on live stream. "Look, I get it. Everyone wants to laugh at something and see the humor in what embarrassing thing has gone down, but has anyone ever thought about how those said people feel?"
They all remain silent. "Guys, think about this... What if the secrets you had were revealed, and then everyone started laughing at you? Would you take it in stride and laugh with them, or would you get enraged or scared and be embarrassed forever? Then you'd know how they felt when all of you morons made fun of them, and I am fucking talking to you unibrow Becky!"
Becky remains silent and she hides behind Artemis. "This is not gonna be tolerated, they didn't do anything wrong, this stupid painted rat with wings did that job all by himself and it feels like he's not meant to hatch from the egg that should've been poached long ago!"
They all cringe hearing that and Sergio is now afraid, then Lincoln continues. "Also, the whole anti-bullying law, does that not make anyone here ring a fucking bell in their empty heads?" This makes Athena snicker and Luna and Loona laugh, and everyone else turns red and embarrassed that they forgot about that new rule at schools.
Lincoln then continues. "Also, I think I recall something that went down last month involving footage that was leaked, shared and literally ticked us off... Now, what was that footage about again?"
Loona speaks. "The one where this piece of inbred shit recorded us at a family moment?" She then kicks Sergio and he hits the wall, then Vark goes on top of the parrot and roars at his face, and all the color from Sergio fades away, and Vark snickers and laughs.
Everyone else recalls, and they even recall the message video Lincoln posted about the footage and how personal it meant, and how much force and sheer pain they can deliver onto a stupid bird who recorded the whole thing, and now they all feel bad about making fun of Ronnie Anne and the others, they're now gonna think twice before messing with the skate boarding club.
Carl thinks about this, and he snickers. 'Hmmm, perhaps I can make something of this. After all, Ronnie Anne is my cousin.'
(Back at the Apartment Building.)
A portal is opened back to the apartment where Ronnie Anne and Sid live, and Lincoln is with them. "Glad that was over, and I am glad you won't share the secret of what we did in hell."
Sid is confused. "Huh? What? Wait, you thought I was gonna reveal that one? No, no. the big secret I was gonna reveal wasn't gonna be that..."
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne stop walking and they look towards Sid and are dumbfounded. "Huh?"
Sid nods. "Guys, the secret I have is that I have a birthmark on my foot and it looks like Abraham Lincoln, and sometimes I talk to him." Hearing this, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln remain silent and have no words.
Ronnie Anne then speaks. "Well, I am sorry that we blamed you for being the one who told the secrets to everyone, and I promise that I will make up to you for what we accused and what you nearly revealed."
Sid smirks and she has this loving daze. "Well, this could work." she then makes out with Ronnie Anne, and this makes Ronalda have hearts in her eyes and she returns the kiss.
Lincoln sighs in relief. 'Thank god it wasn't the other secret.' She then watches as Sid and Ronnie Anne make out. 'Well, that looks hot.' then he hears his phone's ringtone and he sees that it's a text from Delilah, and it means they got another gig. An assassination gig and he reads what it says.
Client:
Andy Kishino – An Asian man who is a single dude and a writer on Creepypasta stories, and he work restaurant and he is a Satanist and a huge fan of the whole demon thing, his dream was to meet those from Royal Woods, but then someone killed him for wanting to go to Royal Woods, Michigan to meet the Silva Hound family, even Lincoln.
Oh, and the client is here at the I.M.P Building and he was wondering if he can have your autograph.
Target:
Oren Dyson – On the run for what he did and is a delusional man and a former friend of Chandler McCann, and ever since Chandler helped him with everything he ever needed and wanted, he became a loyal follower and treats Chandler as if he is a god. He hates Royal Woods, and those who have ruined Chandler and ended his life. He has plans to go to Royal Woods and avenge his death.
Results:
Hunt his ass down, and then rip off his limbs slowly and painfully. Also, as they kill him inform him of what they all think about Chandler and where he is now, and then send the sinner form of the target to the client, so the client can kill this asshole personally.
Reading this, Lincoln grins and he sighs in relief. "Well, I know what the fuck I'll be doing tomorrow." Ronnie Anne and Sid stop making out and they go over and see the message, and then Ronnie Anne asks.
"Have you ever even had folks as a fan club thing?"
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: There we go, I managed to finally add "Gossipy Girl" into the whole thing, and made some changes into it as well, and thanks to "Marvelomac1010" for the target and client gig. I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 3/17/22.