I wanna thank "Marvelomac1010" for the client and target, and I hope this is alright, and Royal Woods is busy as ever with the tourism thing in motion and the presence of these tourists will be something to try and deal with for the sinners and demons living here in town, mostly good business for the imp who runs a restaurant. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Confirmed for kill, and then Tourism shit."

(July 14. Somewhere at South Carolina.)

The team of Loona, Lincoln and Luna are now going through the neighborhood and then they look around and Loona is in her human form. "Alright, so where the fuck is that lady's fucked up house?" asked Loona.

Luna is confused as well. "Wish the client did give us some accurate shit about where she lived."

Lincoln sniffs the air and then he senses something. "Girls, found it. On me"! He then takes off on all fours, and then goes to the trees, and so Loona and Luna follow him and they go through so many trees and leap around, searching for what they believe is their target, and they soon stop at a house. "Found the place, and man that house looks... Like it hasn't been cleaned in months?"

The house is a literal mess, and it looks like it has never been cleaned. "What are the odds that the bitch inside is a lazy fucking bum?" asked Loona.

"Obviously" replied Luna. "Now, we gotta get in there, kill the bitch and then rescue Anna. Let's move!" They then go around the house, and then Luna checks the windows. "Way too dusty, I can't see what the fuck is going on inside."

Lincoln sighs. "We're gonna have to go in, a dang shame the others aren't here to help us, but they have plans and so it is all up to us. Let's fucking do this shit!" They then kick the backdoor opens, and then Lincoln readies his claws, and then he turns on the lights and they see the house is a dang mess. "Whoa. Talk about unclean and fucked up."

Luna then looks around. "This place hasn't been cleaned, this is... Something."

Loona then looks around and she sniffs the air. "Guys, the bitch is located in the living room, follow me." They then follow the hellhound and they see a light coming from the darkened living room, and then they see the TV is on, and the show is the Dream Boat. "Wow. That retarded shitty show?"

Then they hear someone come down the stairs and they see the damned woman, known as Karen McGrath, and she is in a bath robe and she is eating a bowl of popcorn and she groans. "This is some dumb fucking shit. Fuck my daughter and what she did, at least this new little runt can act like my sick kid, and no one even understands where the other dumb girl named Anna is."

Susan then goes to her arm chair and she watches some TV. "Now, where the fuck was I again?"

"About to die?"

"No, I was watching..." Then Karen looks up and sees Loona, Lincoln and Luna, and they have their claws ready and the woman drops her bowl of popcorn and she tries to run, but then Loona pierces her throat with her claws, and then Lincoln impales his claws through her eyes balls, and then Luna rips her heart out of her chest, and then she crushes it.

Luna smirks. "This is awesome, and it worked way too easy. Now, we can do what we had to deal with... Anna." they all agree, and then Lincoln and Luna head upstairs, but Loona looks to the dead body of this woman and she smirks.

"Perhaps, some vandalism, and to make sure no one will ever know what the fuck happened here." Loona then has a lighter, and she looks around the place, and seeks out a gas can, and something to light this place on fire.

Meanwhile, Lincoln and Luna head into the bedroom that once belonged to Susan Lynch and they kick it open and see the girl inside, a sickly girl by the name of Anna and she doesn't seem well. "Anna!"

The girl opens her eyes and she sees the duo. "W-What?"

Lincoln then explains as he removes her shackles from the bed. "Susan Lynch sent for us, and no she is not alive. We were hired from hell to kill Karen, and get you the hell out of here."

Anna is confused. "W-What? Susan is in, hell?"

Luna nods and she checks the condition of the girl. "Anna is sick, like way too sick." she then sees the other medicines. "These don't do much, and haven't been the right prescription either. Damn, we need to get you to a hospital, ASAP!" Then they smell fire. "Anyone smell something burning?"

Loona then walks in. "Kids, I'm burning this place down. Let's get the fuck..." she then looks to the sickly Anna. "Alright, we gotta take her to a hospital and fast, also this whole house is like a paper mache, because the fire has reached fast to the dining room!" They then grab Anna, and then Lincoln breaks the window and they leap out and parkour on the trees and then land on the ground and they see the house is slowly burning.

Anna sighs. "W-Wow... thanks... But where is S-Susan?"

Luna then checks her condition and then she tells her. "Dude, she is in hell and trying to seek redemption to ascend someplace else, for heaven and she wanted us to make sure that you are safe and sound and that bitch of a mother is dead for good."

Lincoln then continues. "Anna, she wanted us to tell you that she has been in love with you for years, and she is sorry that she could never have told you, but she wishes that you have a good life and never give up on it. She'll watch over you in heaven, when she ascends away from hell."

Anna is happy to hear this, and then she sobs and then coughs out some blood. "I wish... I could tell her, how much that... that I love her too..." She then blacks out.

"We gotta get her some help, now!" Loona opens the portal, and then they head on through to the local hospital and have this girl treated and inform everyone that they found the girl who went missing, or better yet became kidnapped.

Lincoln then looks back to the damned burnt house, and then he uses a soul orb and a soul from within has been contained. "We don't need you to be in fucking hell." He then goes through the portal, and then it closes.

(Back in Royal Woods, Michigan.)

Blitzo is hard at work, and he is cooking with his staff for the lunch rush. "Alright, this sweet and spicy spaghetti and fire pork meatballs is done, go and get it to table 10, now!" Kotaro nods and he heads off to bring the dish to the customers.

Blitzo sighs and then he goes back to the kitchen and he begins with cooking some more dishes. "We got the rest of the lunch rush to finish guys, this is something we need to make happen and end this whole thing on a god damn fucking high note!"

They all nod and all of them work as best they can, and they make sure the food is up to Blitz-O diner standard, and Blitzo is doing the best he can to keep this business and dream going and he is enjoying this despite the hardships and other stuff.

Blitzo then finishes the last dish with his staff, and they begin cleaning everything up and then Blitzo looks out the window and he sighs in relief. "A dang good job well done." He then looks to his staff. "You guys have done an awesome job there, this has been quite the successful lunch rush."

They all agree, and they take a break from this and then Blitzo walks out of the kitchen and he walks around and sees how everyone is doing, and he sees everyone are enjoying the food, even the tourists who came into the town.

'So glad the folks love the food and everything else, these outsiders are loving what we made, and now they know that a little taste of food from hell is something truly delicious, and Chef Gordon Ramsay has made that fucking point.'

Then some Chinese tourists wave to him and he waves back. 'Glad some of the folks are chill with me being here, and I thought they'd fucking freak out when seeing a demon, because well... Asian paranoia on darkness and demonics and all that bullshit.'

Then Blitzo sees someone there, and that someone is none other than Amanda Bright and he goes over and talks to her. "Weird, I thought you'd be with the others checking out what the hello their killing."

Amanda Bright stops eating, and she is surprised, she then checks her cellphone and she sees the text message from Loona. "Dang it, I left my phone on silent because we had a meeting earlier at the Royal Woods Gazette, and apparently I think my boss wants me to do something serious, a topic on you guys."

Blitzo is confused and he didn't like this. "Let me talk to her and see what the fuck does your boss fucking want, but still... You aren't there seeing my daughter and grandkids doing their job, but chances you might by the time we come back from the trip to Camp Mastodon, right?"

Amanda nods. "Yup, and we are all locked, stocked and ready for it, also I got word that a lot of tourists have some plans to head to your place later, and take some photos. Now, there is no scamming tourist stick in town, but apparently the tourists are cunning and they wanna see the demons who made Royal Woods into something more."

"Tannins and Athena are safe, so no one knows where the hell they live. But with tourists wanting to take photos and other stuff that might be annoying, will not fare well for the other demons and sinners coming to town when they want some peace and quiet time away from hell, but I talked to my boss and she said that I am also gonna do a story on the tourist stick, and the local newspaper is gonna do the same and the news station as well, to make it a heads up and warning."

Blitzo scoffs. "Tourists are here because of the hellhound who started this all, my daughter and I am not gonna let them get their grubby hands on her. I should inform Verosika as well about this, she has dealt with tourists before and she might have something else planned, her way."

Amanda nods. "Good to know, also incoming." Blitzo sees some Japanese tourists and so he goes over and he takes a selfie with them and signs some autographs, and he likes this, but he has to be careful when his daughter and kids come back.

Amanda smirks and then she recalls something else. 'The one thing I haven't asked, is the whole story of Blitzo. But then again, Loona told me that he doesn't tell others about his life and what he has been through, and this... This is something I cannot do, and what the hell does my boss want with me writing an article about the demons and imps and sinners? Something doesn't seem quite right.'

Then Velvet shows up, and she is on roller skates and then she asks. "Hey, photographer lady, have you seen Linc and the others?"

Amanda is confused. "Wait, you don't know that they're doing a gig in killing?" Velvet remains silent and she slowly skates backwards and then leaves, she literally didn't even fucking know.

"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"

A/N: Thanks again to "Marvelomac1010" for the client and target thing, and it looks like tourism might be a problem, and whatever the fuck is going on at the Royal Woods Gazette. I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 5/11/22 – 5/12/22.