The time has come, and I know that this is a long thing that everyone has been asking, but I chose to wait for when season two would come and I also wanna thank "Marvelomac1010" for the whole concept and recall this... The whole ordeal between Blitzo and Verosika, Stolas and Stella have been altered within this story line, I am sure some of you recall that shit. Anyway, enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"A Lust Ring to Ozzie's."
(October 19. I.M.P Headquarters/Tower. Imp City, Pride Ring - Hell.)
Just the usual thing here, and Delilah is going through her notes, and then she looks to the calendar and she sighs. 'The cleansing is said to be on either October the 26th or on the 27th, no one is fucking sure, but when it does come... I gotta get my things, and say goodbye to the others, because my path to redemption will begin there, alongside Chastity and Regina.'
Just then a portal opens, and Delilah sees the crew of I.M.P come out, well a fallen Red Wood Tree, and this startles her, and then she sees the rest of the crew, and all of them look pumped up and ready, well they already did the job.
Moxxie comes out of the tree, and even Lincoln and they both have chainsaws. They also look thrilled, then Blitzo shows up. "Woo! That was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" Loona comes out and she snickers and she has some blood on her.
"Gotta say, we came, then we saw and we sent them all to their fucked up deaths!"
Luna snickers, and she has a battle axe. "Didn't think that was fun, do feel bad about the trees that never made it when we went hog wild there, but at least we didn't use any explosives."
Then Millie comes through, in a crab walk formation and her axe with her. She then screams and cheers. "I feel so jacked up! Ha!" She then throws the axe, and Loona catches it. Then Delilah goes over and she closes the portal.
Moxxie snickers. "Well ya better stay jacked..." He then throws the chainsaw away, but Lincoln catches it and he turn off. "Ha-cha, babe. Because guess where I'm taking you tonight?"
Blitzo snickers and he speaks. "Don't you dare finish a dirty pun when I'm around Moxxie, besides, drinks are on me tonight and this time we're gonna hit this new diner down the street from here, and before some fuckers show up and rob the place clean."
Moxxie steps off from the fallen tree and he explains. "Actually sir, tonight is the wedding anniversary for Millie and me, and since both Lucy and EveLynn are at sleep overs tonight, and there is no classes for tomorrow, the night is all ours. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring."
This surprises Millie. "What? Ozzie's? No fucking way!" She has stars in her eyes. "That place is always booked!"
"And a very expensive place to go to" replied Loona. "Heard about it, and only those who have a thick wad of cash can..." she then recalls how many times they have been paid. "You know what, forget I said anything."
Moxxie smirks. "Yeah, well I have been planning it for quite a while."
Then Millie jumps onto him. "Oh, Moxxie!" She then places a big kiss to his face, and this makes the imp dazed. Then she lands a ton of kisses, and this makes Lincoln and Luna smirk, Loona rolls her eyes but she is happy for them, but Blitzo finds this slightly gross.
"Can you two not?" Blitzo is alright when it is himself and Verosika, he just doesn't appreciate the romance between Moxxie and Millie.
Moxxie is dazed and he sighs. "I'm so sorry sir, but we can go and hang out together another time..."
"No, no. its fine, and you know what, I can come along with the two of you and..." But then Loona grabs Blitzo and she glares at her adopted imp father.
"Blitzo, stop. Stay out of their business. We talked about this." Loona looks towards Moxxie and Millie. "Go, have fun you crazy freaks of nature." This makes the two imps happy, and they take their leave by opening a portal back to earth, to Royal Woods.
Blitzo snickers, but he sees the annoyed looks from the others, and this means he can't go and spy on them. "Alright, fine! Jeez fucking shit, but one of these days I will go there and..." He then sees a text message from someone. "Huh, from Stolas." This confuses the others and they go over and read what it says and what the Prince of the Ars Goetia wants.
"So, Stolas wants to meet with us and his wife somewhere to talk about something incredibly serious and could possibly be dangerous, and the location is... Ozzie's, in the Lust Ring! Oh fucking shit yeah, assholes!" Blitzo continues to cheer, and so Loona takes the phone and reads the rest.
"Says here you can bring your family with you, and also Verosika Mayday. We would allow your kids girlfriends to come, but it might not be appropriate for them to handle, since it is Lust Ring." Loona looks to the others. "Alright then, looks like we're going to fucking lust ring."
They see Blitzo is still cheering, and then Luna speaks. "What are the odds that he is only there to spy on Moxxie and Millie?" they all agree on that, and they all head off back to Royal Woods, leaving Delilah alone and she sighs.
'I hope they all still remember what will happen to me soon. I am gonna miss them and I had an awesome time and...' She then sees Velvet was hiding at the window. "Velvet, what are you doing here?"
Velvet remains silent and then she tries to come up with some excuse. "Uhh... Ninja Vanish!" she opens the window, and then throws a smoke bomb, but it only makes a small amount, and then she bails. Delilah is already seeing where this is going. Velvet is headed to Lust Ring.
(Somewhere in Lust Ring.)
The night carries on, and we have arrived to a ring in hell which I know many would wish they would go to, and the club known as Ozzie's, and the place seems to have a lot of folks there.
True to its name and nature, Ozzie's is filled with entertainment for all kinds of lusts and desires; Asmodeus even states plainly that sentimental songs go against the tone of the restaurant and are generally not allowed. It has been shown that Ozzie's is a couple's only establishment and anyone looking to gain entry must come with a date or guest; failure to do so will result in them being kicked out or barred from entering.
We see Moxxie and Millie walk inside, and this incubus is guarding the front door, but then a portal is made and coming through is Blitzo. The Incubus looks to Blitzo. "Look pal, you ain't going in there unless you got yourself a reservation and a date..."
"He does." Verosika comes through, and dressed as sexy as ever. "Also, company." Then more come through. Stolas, Stella, Lincoln, Luna and Loona, and they are dressed fancy and nice for this night. "My crew is already in there, so either step off, step aside or go and shove your dick between two pieces of acid paper, asshole." The incubus is scared of them, and he steps aside and lets them through.
"That's what I thought, dumb fuck" replied Loona, they then step inside and are surprised by what they see. Though Stolas and Stella have been here, and so has Verosika and Blitzo, and Blitzo smirks.
"I remember the fucking fun we had here."
Verosika snickers. "A shit ton of fun, and there's the others." Verosika's Crew are by another table, and are just dating each other, they are succubus and so that shit is fine with them. Josh, Coco, Apple, Kiki, Cat, Milky and Ace.
The group then see this large table. "That is for all of us" replied Stolas. They all sit down, and then they see Blitzo has binoculars and he is spying on Moxxie and Millie who are three tables away from them. "Well, seems like Blitzo is here for another thing, but we have set this whole thing up for yet another thing... I said another thing twice, didn't I?"
"You did, my dear" replied Stella. "Anyway, we should tell you lot about, something you won't like."
Lincoln, Luna and Loona are confused, and a little bit concerned. "What is it?" asked Lincoln.
Stolas speaks first. "As you should know, I have received a letter from my father Paimon Ars Goetia, this is not a letter asking his son how he is doing, because hell knows he doesn't quite care about me, and only the reputation I have to be an Ars Goetia, and apparently the letter informed that he wishes to see you lot, when the time comes and when you do have time."
That is something they didn't see coming, but then Stella speaks.
"As for me, I have received a call from my... Brother." they see Stolas is not pleased to hear that. "He also wishes to see you all, and I don't think it is the best idea, but he insists that he should come by when you all have the time. But, he is... Not the kind of demon to tolerate, he was in a way like me back when I was young, snobbish, not quite great with company and... Well, I was a cruel royal figure."
Lincoln then asks. "What's his name?"
Stella sighs and she tells them. "Andrealphus..." they see Stolas not looking pleased. "My brother is arrogant, and can be quite snobbish and a little rude to others, he doesn't treat most folks with respect, and he is... the shitty relative whom Stolas doesn't want around. But, I fear he could come after you and the others. He is one figure who hates humans, and chances... The meeting might be a setup."
They didn't like the sound of this, they can tell that this is bad, and this guy could hire Striker, and then it could turn into one helluva serious fight. Loona speaks. "We need a plan to ensure this doesn't happen, otherwise we are all so fucking screwed. Those two, are not taking my kids away, and I don't give a shit if they die." she then looks to Stolas and Stella. "No offense."
Stolas and Stella nod. "None taken. We don't mind."
Verosika is concerned about this, but then she sees Blitzo is still watching Moxxie and Millie. Just then the show starts, and they hear a voice, a voice that they have heard before from an incident at a place called... "Loo-Loo Land."
"Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight!" The figure descends from the center stage. "Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's: Lust ring's number 1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'. The gin joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some LOVE!"
Fizzarolli.
Fizzarolli is a tall male imp with a jester getup. His eyes have lime sclera and pink irises, with an Imp tail with black stripes. He also has black dots at the ends of his mouth. He has a forked tongue that has a couple of black stripes on it as well. His arms and legs appear to be robotic and are retractable, able to extend and bend far more than normal jointed limbs could. His jester hat also seems to flop about, as though there are no horns within it.
As part of his clown character, Fizzaroli's face is white, but with the "nose" area above his mouth kept red. He wears a bright red and blue jester cap with bells, a white ruffle, and a black collar with bells located below it. The front side of his outfit is bright red with yellow trim at the bottom with yellow hearts, while the back is bright blue with white trim at the bottom and black hearts.
He wears white and purple striped pants along with white and purple striped sleeves with bright red cuffs and yellow trim edging, and yellow balls on his shoulders with light red hearts. He also wears black, heeled shoes with yellow hearts on the front and black gloves with yellow cuffs.
Fizzarolli is a theatrical demon, with a fast-talking demeanor and a crude sense of humor. Extremely vulgar in nature, Fizzarolli constantly makes sexual jokes and puns, to the degree he pairs up with Asmodeus in openly condescending sentimental relationships and offering lewd suggestions.
Blitzo is wide eyed. "Oh fuck no, no fucking way. Not him." He hides behind the menu, and this is noticed by the Ars Goetia, and Verosika. They even see the Silva Hounds look pissed seeing him.
"The real fucking deal is here?" said Luna.
"If that shit head tries something, then I am so gonna get his fucking head" replied Lincoln.
Stolas and Stella are confused, and then Verosika explains. "Blitzo only told me this, Fizzarolli and him, were best friends once and that was it. He never told me everything else." This also surprises Loona and the kids, they didn't know. But they know one thing... Blitzo keeps his past, to himself.
Fizzarolli continues to speak. "I am the one and only Fizzarolli! Some of you may recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself and uh..." He rolls up a sleeve, revealing a cybernetic arm. "...ribbed for your pleasure tonight."
"We have a great lineup for you tonight: Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream and The Squirterz!" Verosika doesn't seem keen having the spotlight on her at the moment, and she sees Blitzo is still hiding, and she is confused.
'Hang on, I never said I had a gig tonight, what the fuck is this?' Even the others know that she has no gig tonight, her next tour is on November, for one week.
"But as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo-Loo Land?" The audience laughs. "Ha-ha, ha, oh yeah, oh wow. I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue!"
Hearing this both Stolas and Blitzo look away, and they recall what went down during... Loo-Loo Land. But the others don't care. "That robo me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean." He giggles maniacally.
Then some random imp cheers. "Oh, I know what you mean! I have four of them!" This kinda freaks out the Silva Hounds, and Blitzo as well. Sounds freaky and creepy.
Even Fizzarolli is freaked out and he speaks to the microphone on his collar. "Okay, keep that guy FAR away from me." He then goes back to the audience. "SO, without wasting any more time, our little opening act is a fresh one! Coming at us from a little imp from the Wrath ring, give it up for Moxxie... with no creative stage name whatsoever."
Everyone cheers, and they watch as Moxxie goes on stage, and he is ready for perform. The others also wanna hear this, and even Blitzo. He wants to hear this song that his number one employee made for the imp he is married too, he still hasn't forgotten when they were captured by those demon hunters.
"Hello everyone..." feedback from the microphone. "Oh!" He clears his throat. "Hi, thank you for letting me be here. It's an honor to play."
A drunk Wally Wackford then calls out. "Uh, hurry up, Bullet, and uh, SING, boy! I say, I say..."
Moxxie then continues. "This song is for my beautiful wife, a surprise for our first anniversary." Hearing this puts a smile on Millie's face and she is happy to hear and be her for this. "I love you Millie."
The others are happy to hear this, and Blitzo has a video camera to record this and Loona smirks. "Good call." Then Moxxie starts strumming his guitar as he begins to sing his song.
Moxxie: I love you.
More than the brimstone loves the fire.
More than Beelze - loves her – bub.
More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs.
You make my spirit sing.
Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell.
Our love is a story sweet to tell.
Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart.
Love is a journey we decided to start.
Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart.
I love you (x7)
But then the sound of two voices intervene, and they are coming from Fizzarolli and another figure, who runs this place. The other figure is... Asmodeus!
Asmodeus. (Ozzie.)
Asmodeus is a large, vibrantly-colored, burly demon of a staggering posture. He has long arms and digitigrade legs, a broad upper chest and narrow waist, and a tuft of cyan rooster-like tail feathers that have three sickle tail feathers colored red, black and ivory-white. His head is colored dark blue and has large feathers running to his chest. He has a thick mane of cyan hair, in which are two additional faces of a ram and a bull on the right and left sides, respectively, which react to what he says and can speak and sing along with him.
He has glowing neon green eyes and mouth on his main head. He wears a navy-blue vest with two pairs of glowing white stripes on the upper half and a red undershirt with blue cuffs that have red heart-shaped cuff links. Asmodeus wears a top-hat on his primary head with red and white head feathers sticking out from its red-colored band. On his legs are jagged high-heel shoes that have red-colored tips.
When he first appears, Asmodeus wore a lined purple coat with pointed shoulder pads and collar that had a pink inner lining. The coat also contained a dark fur collar that obscures his head. Asmodeus is one of the seven Princes of Hell, representing Lust. The demon is also a King of the Ars Goetia in the Lesser Key of Solomon.
He is the owner of the Lust Ring's club and dinner theater restaurant, Ozzie's, with a high-standing in the Lust Ring itself. Asmodeus poses a very boastful and arrogant attitude, especially whenever something contrasts with his reputation of being the embodiment of lust. He has shown to take great pride with his status, not hesitating to put down others who publicly exhibit a sentimental demeanor towards their partners, there is a possibility he is disgusted by the concept of sentimentality.
Asmodeus: You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?
Fizzarolli: Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!
Asmodeus: What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?
Fizzarolli: Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lu-u-u-u-u-ust!
The figure is revealed, and this is the first time Lincoln and Luna see him, and Luna takes a photo of this. 'This guy is huge! Wait, why does his name sound like something that priest dude would know?' then the song continues.
Asmodeus: Give me a thrust.
Fizzarolli trumpets.
Asmodeus: You show me some lust.
Fizzarolli trumpets again.
Asmodeus: From the groin to the bust, in desire we trust, in the House of Asmodeus.
Fizzarolli then vocalizing a trumpet sound. "Trumpet! Hah!"
Asmodeus: Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade.
Perform your feelings on a velvety stage.
Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts.
Fizzarolli: Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!
Asmodeus: You wanna hang around this lustful town?
Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around.
Here we sing about wants and desires.
Fizzarolli: Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!
Asmodeus: So give me a thrust.
Show me some lu-u-u-u-ust.
From the groin to the bust, Little Imp, you just must.
In the House of Asmodeus.
Come on, sing us a so-o-o-o-ong!
Make sure the subject is gettin' it on!
Make it graphic and tantrically long.
Fizzarolli: Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong"!
Asmodeus: Go ahead, your mic's on!
A nervous Moxxie: I want to…
Fizzarolli: Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?
Moxxie: Make gentle love to you
Asmodeus: Ugh, what a limp-dick Imp.
You're really killin' the vibe.
Get a load of this dweeb.
And his unsatisfied bride
Blitzo then intervenes and he throws the menu away. "Hey, now! I've watched those two pork many times."
Moxxie is surprised to see him. "Wait, what?! Blitzo?!" He sees the others are here. 'Wait, what the fuck is this?!' Even Millie is surprised to see the others here.
Blitzo then continues. "And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting!"
Fizzarolli: Is that Blitzo? So, you're showin' your face?
Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace!
Some nerve you got to comment on a relationship.
Last I checked your love life is a pile of shit!
"Hey!" Verosika stands up and she looks pissed. "You shut the fuck up, his love life is not a pile of shit, because we're dating again, and we made up. An imp who knows how to make things right, and pleasure someone such as me..." she looks to Blitzo with lust in her eyes, and Blitzo smirks and winks to her, then she looks to Fizzarolli. "Unlike someone who can't do a blow job right with robotic limbs, oh wait... That must be you, Fizza-Retardo." Everyone gasps hearing this, and Fizzarolli smirks and snickers.
But then Asmodeus spots someone he knows. "Well, well. Look who else do we have here? Stolas and Stella Are Goetia? Hey, word from the street is that Stolas got his sorry ass in an affair, and dick fucked by, an imp?" The spotlight is on Stolas and Blitzo, and they look away, because that is a past they don't wanna remember.
Stella and Verosika didn't like this. "Oh fucking to shit hell no."
This angers Lincoln and Luna, but then the hellhound Loona stops them. "Kids, no. We do not wanna make a scene, even though I would love to fucking tear them apart..."
But then Millie knocks out Fizzarolli with a guitar. This surprises Asmodeus. "Hey!"
Millie then hands the guitar back to her husband. "I think you were going to sing something for me Moxx?"
Moxxie smiles. "Yeah, I was." He hears the others cheering, and Blitzo snaps a photo of this, and they got the whole video recorded, the footage of Millie whacking Fizzarolli, but then Asmodeus is about to stop the imps, only to be chained, and then dragged and stepped on by Lincoln and Luna, and they grin and are in their hellhound forms, and he didn't know they were here.
Luna looks towards Moxxie. "Ignore what these fucked up lust filled assholes think, dude. Play what your heart feels, and just do it." Moxxie is glad the others are here, to support him. He doesn't know what would happen if they weren't here, and so he continues his song for his wife.
Moxxie: I love us.
I love us just the way we are.
Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't.
I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes.
I'll never take you for granted.
I'll always give you my best.
And if you can offer the same.
Fate will handle the rest.
'Cause I love you.
'Cause I love you.
Moxxie and Millie share a passionate kiss, and everyone claps and cheers seeing this. Lincoln and Luna clap hearing this, and so does Blitzo and Verosika, and this makes Stolas and Stella have some tears, it feels like they should both do something, like... Renew their vows?
Then Asmodeus breaks free, and he seems touched from the scene, and he grabs Fizzarolli who is not liking this. Asmodeus goes closer, and he seems cheerful. "Aw, isn't that such a happy display? It sickens me..." And he is pissed off. "GET THE FUCK OUT!"
Hearing that seems to make Moxxie and Mille take their leave, and the others also leave since they finished they're talk and even the crew from Verosika, and then Fizzarolli calls out. "Wait, Verosika is supposed to..."
"Stop lying to these retards fuck shit clown cunt" replied the succubus and she flips him off and walks away and holding the hand of Blitzo, and this doesn't make Fizzarolli happy one bit, but then both Fizzarolli and Asmodeus sees the Silva Hound family leaving.
But they have their sights set on the future overlords, Lincoln and Luna, and both have some intentions, to have a little chat with them, but then they see the overlord Velvet and she snickers. "Wow. Good show, messing with my buddies? This should be good..." Velvet takes a few steps forward and everyone there runs for it.
Now, Asmodeus shouldn't be afraid of an overlord, but to the fact Velvet has been the most dangerous known and current overlord next to Alastor, this is an overlord he doesn't wanna mess with. Velvet's eyes glow, and she slowly grows, and she turns to her true demon form.
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli both feel small, and they both hold sighs that say. "Gulp."
(Ars Goetia Palace.)
The portal closes, and then Stella looks to Stolas. "Stolas, I think we should have a few weeks, for ourselves to spend some time with, a moment to try and reconcile and see if..." but she is interrupted when Stolas kisses her.
"I think that sounds like a truly lovely and pleasant idea, my dear. Nothing would make me happier, but to become one, as we did back then. Back when we loved each other..." Hearing the tone of Stolas, and this makes Stella blush and they hold hands and walk back into the palace.
They didn't know that Octavia is awake and she sees this and she smiles. 'Wait, if they are gonna be gone for a week... Then, does that mean this palace is mine for the fucking week?!'
(Silva Hound Residence, Royal Woods Michigan.)
Blitzo kicks open the door, and this is noticed by Vark who wakes up and so does summer and Dia, they left them to watch over the house, and they're in their night clothing. Blitzo sighs and he goes up the stairs.
Luna then asks. "Pop-pop?"
Lincoln is concerned. "Blitzo?"
Loona didn't like this. "Dad?"
The imp stops halfway up the stairs, but he doesn't turn around. "Let's just get some sleep. The restaurant will be closed till Sunday." He then heads back to his room, and this concerns the others.
They also follow up the stairs, and they see the door of Blitzo is locked, and they can hear what sounds like crying, Verosika then unlocks the door. "Get some sleep gang, let me talk to him. I'll be know what to tell you guys, when tomorrow comes."
The others nod, and they allow Verosika Mayday to handle this, and so they all head back to their rooms, but all of them are worried about the imp. They know one thing, when it comes to his backstory, it is always a complicated matter.
Loona feels hurt seeing Blitzo like this. 'Dad, if only you could tell me what the fuck is wrong, then we can sort this out. What was Blitzo before all of this went down and what happened between him and that clown?'
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: Based on the episode known as "Ozzie's" but with a whole lot of changes, and some conflicting problems within the imp they know and love, but when will he tell them the truth? I hope that you all appreciated this newly posted chapter folks!
Date made: 8/11/22 – 8/12/22.