A Gaming moment as usual and it is just with Lincoln Silva Hound and the guys he calls friends on YouTube, and then we have the big preparations for what is to come, and that would be the holidays but with a large family gathering, and the specifics on where they will be having it. So, enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Gaming, and incoming Holiday."
(December 20. Silva Hound Residence, Franklin Avenue. Royal Woods, Michigan.)
Lincoln is in his room, but he is not alone in the house because Vark is there and fast asleep on the couch, and the boy is playing some online gaming, with his buddies: VanossGaming/Evan, Wildcat/Tyler, Moosnuckel/Brock, Terroriser/Brian, FourZeroSeven/Scotty and Nogla.
The game is GTA 5, Sumo Car change mod and the game has begun and all of them are in their respective vehicles, which are random. Now, how does this work?
Alright, so every thirty seconds their car will swap with some random vehicle, let it be flying or on ground, and they need to reach the circle and stay there till the one minute timer is up, or they will explode if they don't make it. They can spectate the others if they die.
Lincoln is surprised at his vehicle. "Oh what the fucking hell? Why am I a fucking bulldozer? This is gonna be so fucking slow!" The others laugh hearing this, but then Vanoss doesn't sound happy.
"Great, I'm on a fucking wheelchair." They all laugh and the game begins and they all race to the circle.
But as 30 seconds have gone by, they change vehicles and Lincoln is surprised. "Holy shit, I turned into a Formula-1! Let's go!" He races past Moo who is on a motorbike. "Bye Brock and... What the fuck is that thing?"
They are all panicking and avoiding Nogla, he has taken the form of a fucking Apache Helicopter. "Yeah boys, wait... Why can't I shoot? Where's my weapons? Why am I not shooting?! Where are my ammo?!"
They all land into the circle, and Lincoln backs up, avoiding the Semi-truck driven by Scotty. "Not today, Scotty!" But then Wildcat shows up and he nearly hits Lincoln, and Wildcat is driving a Drag Racing car. "You wanna go?" they try to knock the other out, but then they swap vehicles and the timer runs out, and they win, then the next circle is made and they race over.
Lincoln is now an amphibious transport, and he is trying to keep up, but Terroriser flies by as a chinook. "Yes, later assholes! This is my win!" But then he screams, because he was shot down, apparently Wildcat has become an Anti-Aircraft vehicle.
"Suck it Brian! I am so getting fucking tired of dying every fucking time by you assholes!"
(This is their fourth game and the previous ones Tyler/Wildcat kept on dying, and not getting a single chance to stay alive.)
They all arrive to the circle and are alive. Terroriser then yells. "You fucker, for fucks sake."
Lincoln then speaks. "You started it when you became a fucking jet plane and killed everyone."
Then the ring is gone because the timer is out, and they are now different vehicles. Lincoln is now a School Bus, Nogla is a Station Wagon, for some reason Scotty is on a motorbike, Vanoss is a Cyber car, and Moo is an RC Car? Wait, what?!
Moo screams as he accelerates and avoids getting run over, and Lincoln is yelling. "This bus won't get any fucking faster!"
They all laugh, and then Vanoss speaks. "Hey look guys, the Banana Bus is back!" they all laugh, and then Vanoss speaks some more. "Doo-doo, Doo-doo Banana Bus. Doo-doo, Doo-doo Banana Bus." At this point, they laugh and even Wildcat and Terroriser join in this jingle.
As they make it to the circle, their vehicles change, but they all panic and see that Lincoln's vehicle is now... A Russian MLRS, and they all panic and the circle is done and is located somewhere else and they all race away, but Lincoln knows this is an artillery and then he opens fire and sends a barrage of rockets.
Moo is hit, and he is driving a Ducati bike. Scotty is and he is driving a Porsche 911. Nogla is a News Helicopter and he got shot down. Vanoss tries to escape with the use of the Race car he is in, but he gets destroyed. Wildcat turned to a plane, and he falls off the map as he is close to the edge, and then he yells.
"Not the fuck again with this shit!"
They all laugh, and some of them are pissed off from what happened, but Lincoln is having a blast, and since he is the only one standing, he won. "Holy shit, this is awesome and this is also payback since Nogla spawned in the first game as a Tank."
"He is not wrong" replied Moo.
(Blitz-O's Diner.)
We see the lunch rush is over, and we also see at one table are: Loona, Luna, Blitz, Maria and Arturo Santiago, Lucifer and Lilith Morningstar, and they are discussing some stuff, over with some lunch.
"So, we are all going to come together for a very big Christmas dinner, right?" asked Arturo.
"It does sound like a good idea dude, but the issue is where we will have it" replied Luna.
Lilith then speaks. "She has a point, I mean we have had several occasions to have holidays at the palace in hell, and it seems best we celebrate Christmas on earth, and spend some time together, since Krampus Day won't come around here or in hell in the meantime."
Maria then asks. "Then where is this Krampus Day going to be held?"
Lucifer snickers and then he explains. "Russia, after what has gone down between Russia and Ukraine, apparently someone has been a very naughty and evil next Hitler, and so Krampus seeks to send someone to their deaths, because several folks in that country have made the request, and they seek his presence, to remove the president of that country, even if it means other people will die."
Lilith then speaks. "The citizens there are desperate for salvation from this problem. There have been news about a forced conscription policy, and such act hasn't been in the Motherland since World War 2, and all because Russia has been kicked out of Ukraine, thanks to the help from those FutureTech folks. They are very impressive and determined to help with the use of new technology."
Loona smirks. "Fair enough, sounds like Krampus is gonna have a field day, and take someone's body and soul, forever. Still, back to the original discussion. Where the fuck do we have our big family Christmas dinner event?"
"First, let's recap who the fuck are gonna be there" replied Blitz, and then he speaks. "Myself, Loonie, Lunes, Linc, Vark of course, The Casagrandes, the Santiago's, the Morningstar's, The Ars Goetia bit not Paimon the fucker, then we have my babe, and her friends, meanwhile Velvet will be spending her holidays with the folks at the burlesque place."
This has them confused as to where the heck do they have their big family dinner. Then Luna speaks. "We could have it here, at the diner."
They all remain silent. "Huh, that sounds like a good idea, and there is a kitchen here too" replied Maria.
Blitz sighs and he nods. "Alright, alright. Fine, they can come and have the dinner here, and Rosa can use my kitchen but she needs to be careful and treat it as it was meant to be, like a living and very impressive staff member." They are at a loss for words from hearing that, because that sounded weird, but then again this is Blitz after all.
Just then, Loona, Luna and Blitz get a message, and it is another text message, of another kill.
Client: Brandon Frankel.
A 68 year old and successful comedian, stand-up comedian who was divorced and in good contact with his ex-wife and kids. He always wants to be funny, and the best there is, but sometimes he takes things a little too far, he doesn't wish to speak what his sins are to be in hell. But he works as a clown in hell, a clown who wants to be better than Fizzarolli.
Targets: Dan Rico and Chris Crimson.
68 year old thugs, and old bullies to Brandon Frankel. They managed to find the comedian, and they killed him, the footage is on YouTube and has probably been removed and is helping cops to find the ones who did that crime. They are tracking down old school mates, to insight their anger on them just because these two guys aren't successful and living the good life.
Results: They live in Chicago, find their apartment. Beat them to a living pulp, and then tie them up and throw them into any dumpster let it be full or empty, and then burn them alive and record the whole thing, he cares less on what happens to their souls.
Luna and Loona are not baffled, this seems normal. But Maria and Arturo are surprised, but Lucifer and Lilith grin. "Oh, looks like I.M.P have a big kill job, how delightful and fun to know" replied Lilith.
"A shame that we cannot partake in such actions, we do hope you all enjoy this murder to these two wretched humans who don't deserve life after what they have done" snickered Lucifer, and his eyes glow a little. Arturo and Maria remain silent, but Blitz smirks.
"A sinner who wants to be a better clown that Fizz? Oh, he might need some advice, from me."
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: Just a good game between Lincoln, and the YouTubers, and the choice has been made on where they will all have the Family Christmas dinner, but will the plans be changed? No idea, guess we'll have to wait and see. Thanks to "Avenger44" for the targets and client, thanks dude. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Date made: 9/28/22.