Alright dudes, let's do this thing! Time for a Guy's Night Out, but this one is special and will have the guys remember this night as the best one they have ever had, and also this is the 900th chapter of this story and I am dang proud at how far it has come. Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"A Special Guy's Night Out."

(March 10, Silva Hound Residence, Franklin Avenue. Royal Woods, Michigan.)

The night is already here, and outside we see Lincoln, Blitz and Vark. The trio are here and waiting, while Luna is at a sleepover, and the only one within the house is Loona, and she also has Octavia joining her for a movie night.

Blitz then asks. "So, this guy's night is gonna be something special, right kid?"

Lincoln nods. "Yup, we just need to wait for..." then a portal opens, one from hell. "Here he comes, the guy who has helped me plan the whole thing." they see a white limo arrive, and it has pink heart stripes, and then it parks in front of them, the door opens and the one driving is Angel Dust.

"What up bitches?"

Blitz is surprised. "Huh, didn't think he'd be here. So, is it just us going to this thing?"

Angel Dust then speaks. "We're gonna have some other guys with us, but from what Lincoln here told me, it was not easy getting some guys he knows to tag along. I mean, his pals at school denied it and have plans, their loss I guess. So, who else is tagging along for this?"

Lincoln then mentions. "Luna's roadie Chunk was supposed to come along, but he had something else to do tonight with his band. So, I got two other guys, good looking guys to come along and enjoy what this night has for us." He then gets two text messages. "And that's them right now."

Lincoln uses the portal medallion, and two portals are made, coming through the portals are Hugh and Brandon. Both single, well Brandon plans to marry the mother of Rusty and Rocky around the summer, but right now they are here and ready for this guy's night out.

"Glad you guys came." Lincoln looks to the others. "You all recall Hugh and Brandon right?" The others do know them, Angel Dust snickers seeing the two hunky men, one who is young and will be finished with college soon, and the guy who is Royal Woods Mr. Hunky, and still is.

"Came tonight, since the kids are having a sleepover, and my special lady is having a book club meeting or something" replied Brandon. "But, I am down and ready for whatever you dudes got in store."

"Same with me" replied Hugh. "There is no spot on moment for me to make some plans for this weekend, so I am free to whatever it is that could be smashing for what is in store."

Blitz smirks. "Wow! That guy is so British right now. Alrighty then, Angel Dust let's get this show on the god damn fucking road!" Angel Dust smirks, and he sets the limo to autopilot, and they all go into the back and then it drives off.

Inside, they are amazed by this limo from Angel Dust. "This sure is a smashing vehicle, but does the autopilot know where to go without you handling it mate?" asked Hugh.

Angel Dust snickers. "Calm down, hot stuff. This ride was given the locations, the first one being here and the next one being in hell." Brandon and Hugh are surprised to hear this, the second place to go to is in hell.

Lincoln then explains. "Relax guys, and calm down. We have this all under control, and all according to plan." They all decide to agree to this and they look forward to wherever they are going.

(Later.)

The outskirts of the town, and right now the group are having the blast of their life, as they are all getting the chance to blow shit up!

The guys are inside of Tanks, Tanks that are from the Allied Outpost of Riyal-Hela. We have Blitz, Vark and Angel Dust in a GDI Shepherd Tank, and we have Lincoln, Hugh and Brandon inside of a Allied Guardian Tank and having a helluva time just running and gunning.

But they soon and that fun after one hour and they go to try out some weapons, well they let Blitz use the weapons, and he tries out the large Prism cannon and they watch it obliterate some old and wrecked cars.

They then test out some guns, some seem old fashioned and others new and advanced, but it surprises them to see that Hugh is good with the World War 2 British Sniper Rifle, and he explains his grandfather fought in World War 2, and was a sniper who had 12 tank kills.

Then they are given a chance, to fly some aircraft. Well, they are given a chance to ride in one since they have no flight experience, and the one piloting is Athena, and they use the large Harbinger Gunship and take to the skies at high altitude and then they go out and sky dive.

Despite it being the cold and windy night, they couldn't feel the cold temperature due to the fact they got an adrenaline rush from sky diving, and Blitz tries this stupid stunt to eat a burrito while skydiving, and that shit failed immediately.

The group even get the chance to ride in some big racing cars, which are replicated and modified Hot Wheels vehicles, and if they crash then they are safe since it has a safety bubble system, something perfect for what Tannins has planned to sell to other racecar companies, though Bobby Fletcher will be the first to have that in her ride soon.

Then the guy's head back into the sky, but this time they go beyond the sky and tag along as Tannins is in her modified Space Shuttle, she has to deploy something she made, a new satellite that acts as a space defense against asteroids and meteors, and another one that cleans up space debris around the planet.

The guys are in the shuttle, and aren't allowed to float in space, but they get to enjoy zero gravity here, and Angel Dust tries to smoke in space, but Lincoln made it official that he must've be doing drugs in space, because they are not doing that shit. They also get the chance to see some stars and other celestial bodies from the telescope there.

Lincoln gets an idea from this, for a certain owl demon princess to perhaps come here and try this.

But the guys all agree on one thing, this is the best extreme guy's night start they have ever had!

(An Hour later.)

We are now at Holly's burlesque place, and here we see Blitz and the gang watching the sexy dancers, and summer and Dia have taken the stage, well the ones watching are Blitz, Brandon and Vark. Lincoln is handed an iced tea, and he goes to the bar and he sits on a chair next to Hugh. "Hey, you doing okay here, Hugh?"

Hugh smirks. "Well, it sure is nice to be here for the first time, and wow this hell place is not like from what I have read and heard. This is a whole new dang change in what I thought. I have to say, this place is something. Though, I was expecting something more or less than what I have thought."

Lincoln is at a loss for words. "You lost me there, Hugh."

Hugh then explains. "Now, this Guy's Night out was something I was looking forward to, and I enjoyed the whole extreme things we did. I most certainly enjoyed the whole space moment we had. That is something I have never ever done before, and to see stars and other celestial bodies is something I will never ever forget."

"But, to the fact we came here to hell was something else I didn't see coming. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the fact knowing that hell isn't as accurate as the bible and other holy books have written, it is changed and become something more like what we see back home, but this whole burlesque and club thing is just not me. I am sorry Linc, but this brings back memories of the cousins I don't really appreciate."

Lincoln is surprised to hear this. "Wait, what?"

Hugh nods and then he continues. "My cousins, they are pretty much troublesome and try to get me be part of whatever nonsense or tomfoolery they have in store, but that is not who I am and nor would I be part of their antics. By jones, my father had to keep them away from me so I could focus on my studies and other ambitions, which is why I chose to come to America and do my college education here, away from the cousins."

"My cousins one time, tricked me into going to a strip club, and it was something I didn't want to be a part of. After we were caught, my father knew I was being honest and not lying, and for that my cousins got into serious trouble and they were never to see me again, but then again they break rules and want to do stuff on their own and tried to come and see me, so my father took action."

Lincoln nods. "And then you came here, I see now. Hugh, you're a grown man now and this place is not a strip club, the staff here used to do that back then when the V overlords ruled, but not anymore. Things are different now, and this place is runned by two figures who have made things better."

They see Velvet is playing cards with Vortex and his girlfriend, and they see Angel Dust is on stage and dancing with the gals, and then Brandon joins in. "This is not like what your cousins did, and I am your friend and so are the other guys. You have nothing to worry about, and I promise you that the grand finale to this Guy's Night Out is something you will truly love, I mean it."

Hugh smiles hearing this. "Well, alright then chap. If what you say is true, then I look forward to it. Also, what the heck just happened?" they see Brandon had just tripped from dancing, and he fell on Blitz and Vark, they didn't see that shit coming. They need to go and see if they are alright.

(Somewhere outside of Royal Woods.)

Here we are now, at the mansion which has been empty and was renovated on January, and the limo is parked here and the guys all come out and head towards the place. Blitz then asks. "So, what the fuck are we doing here kid?"

Lincoln smirks. "This is the place, and we should thank Angel Dust for making this happen. Come on guys, and get ready for the night of your lives." He then opens the door, and they all walk in.

The guys are confused by this, but then they see some candles are lit, and Vark sniffs the air and he picks up the scent of someone he knows and loves. He is about to go ahead and lead, but Lincoln holds him back. "Whoa, hold it there big guy. Let me lead, no spoilers."

Lincoln then shows them a large door, and then he looks to the guys. "Alright boys, time for the grand finale, jackets off now." The guys do as he says, and Angel Dust grins and smirks. "Alright, let's do this thing." Lincoln opens the doors, and the others follow and the guys are surprised by what they see.

They see some women, human and sinners, and a succubus and wearing lingerie and those ladies are: Michelle Lewis, Bobbie Fletcher, Verosika Mayday, Summer and Dia, Ms. DiMartino and Belle Éclair (Thicc QT.)

Seeing these ladies makes the guys surprised, Vark goes over and he licks Belle, and she giggles and hugs him. "I'm happy to see you too, dear." Vark purrs from this, and now they question if he is a dog-0like or cat-like.

Verosika then goes over and she picks up Blitz. "Let me help you get comfortable, you must've had a fucking good day today, huh Blitzy?"

Blitz snickers. "Oh, you know I fucking did, babe." He then makes out with her.

Brandon gets his clothes off, and he joins the ladies, and this makes Angel Dust also join in. Lincoln is then joined by Summer and Dia, then he looks towards Hugh. "Hey, you coming along?"

Hugh is baffled. "This is just... whoa!"

Ms. DiMartino comes from behind and she grabs his hands. "Come my dear, this will be a good thing for you." she then grabs the guy and she makes out with him, to which Hugh sees her beautiful looks, and he kisses her back, and this turns into a night of lust and love.

Seeing this from the window is Lady Ace, carrying Katherine Mulligan. "Huh, so this is what they have been up to" replied Lady Ace.

Katherine Mulligan nods. "You want to join them?"

Lady Ace thinks about this. "Maybe we should let them be, because I want a night with you, Kathie." This makes Katherine Mulligan giggle and they take off to Amanda Bright's place.

Looks like this Guy's Night Out is a total success!

"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: The plan has worked and this Guy's Night out is a done and done. Aftermath in the next chapter. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Date made: 12/26/22 – 12/27/22.