A big thanks to "Avenger44" for the target and client from the other chapter, and now we go and we kill the clown killer... Was that a pun? Was that a pun I just made? I honestly don't know, but another thing... They're gonna have another encounter, with someone they don't like and don't wanna meet again. So, enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Kill done and an encounter, again."
(May 13. Somewhere outside of. Royal Woods, Michigan.)
Someone is camping, outside of the Town, and is remaining hidden and that guy is named Kyle Dursley, and he has a knife and he starts to carve the chunk of wood he found and he smirks. He then looks to the map he has on the table, and everything he has planned.
'Come tonight, I begin my hunt and track down every single fucking clown who has ever lived in this town, and then the next town. Along with those who are former clowns, I recall there was once this well-known clown in the town, and she is no longer doing clown things anymore, and yet her clowning days are remembered, and I am going to fuck her up!'
Kyle then stands up and he goes to the campfire which he made, and he checks on his lunch, which is a soup made from a deer he killed, well he ran it over. He sees that it smells nice. "This is good, I like it already. But it could use something else and..."
Before he can do anything, the ground below him shakes and Vark comes through and eats the pot, the soup and for some reason the camp fire and he looks okay. Vark roars, and this surprises Kyle, he then grabs his auto shotgun, but the weapon is pulled by a chain.
"Yoink!" The chain is pulled and the gun is in the hands of Lincoln Silva Hound. "Nice gun, too bad it's mine now."
Kyle knows who he is. "You son of a bitch!" He then grabs his crossbow, and he shoots, but Lincoln dodges and Luna comes from the trees, and she throws some smoke bombs, and the man is blinded. Then a sniper rifle is fired and his crossbow is destroyed.
Kyle then grabs his machine pistol instead, and he readies to shoot, but Lincoln races by him through the smoke and he uses his claws to break the machine pistol and grab the machete and he runs off, this alarms Kyle and so he grabs his Thompson's Submachine gun, and shoots everywhere.
He then stops, because he's out of ammo and he looks around in fear of what is to come. He keeps looking around, but he doesn't see anything. Before he knows it, someone comes from above and jams two knives into his shoulders, and that someone is Luna.
Luna jumps off, and she avoids the man from grabbing her, and then Kyle yells. "What the hell do you want from me?! Leave me the fuck alone!"
The smoke clears, and Loona is behind him. "Alright, here's you're alone time." Kyle turns around and before he can react, the red soul orb glows in front of him, and Lincoln shoots his head off with the aut shotgun, and the man's soul is sucked inside.
The body falls and bleeds out, to which Vark goes over and he devours it. They gather and see the man inside the soul orb. "Now that is what l like to call a fucking job well done kids" replied Loona. They all high five each other, and then Vark tugs on Lincoln's sleeve.
"Oh right. Thanks for the help bud, you can head back home." Vark nods, and he takes his leave by digging into the dirt and looking for the sewer line to swim through. They then look to the rest of the camp that is abandoned. "We should also get Tannins to clean this up, or she might repurpose it for something else. I don't know."
Luna then puts her cellphone away. "Did that already bro, and this is another fast gig made. We are on a fucking role, and a damn shame the others couldn't come along, but then again they have their own plans, and also... Blitz."
Lincoln and Loona know what she means, Blitz doesn't wanna deal with this because they have to get the cash personally from the client. Loona then opens the portal. "Alright guys, let's send this to the client and get the cash." They both nod and follow her through the portal.
(Outside of LuLu Land.)
We head to outside of LuLu Land, and the group of Lincoln, Loona and Luna leave the place, and are thrilled at what they have encountered. "This place is awesome, and all the rides are awesome, and everything else is awesome!" replied Lincoln.
"This place beats Loo-Loo Land by a long shot, LuLu Land should seriously sue the other one who is trying to rip them off" replied Luna, and she eats her cotton candy.
Loona smirks. "Yeah, they really should. I mean, this place is better than that place, ten times better even. Now I see why Octavia, and Charlie like this place, and now I know why Octavia would rather go here than the other one, there is no robot clown freak to ruin everything and scare kids."
"At least we got paid, and avenged the sinner, and glad the other clowns here were happy with what we did" replied Lincoln. "Those guys are gonna enjoy that soul orb and tormenting the man inside. He's gonna be surrounded by clowns for fucking ever."
Luna and Loona chuckle, and they are about to leave, but then someone approaches them. "Ah, my family. Good to see you guys here, even though I don't work here."
They know that voice, they turn around and see the demon in the trench coat reveals himself to be Cash Buckzo, and they are pissed off seeing him. "Come here, great grandkids and give your great grand papa a hug." But they don't, and look to him in anger.
Cash then clears his throat. "So, how are things on earth? What's the income of everyone and the locations that Blitz has business off? Is he doing a fucked up job at...?"
"Shut your fucking mouth you piece of shit!" yelled Loona.
Cash gasps hearing this. "Young lady, language and do not use such words to your dear old grand papa..."
"You are not my grandfather and I don't give a two shits nickel of a fuck about who you are!" yelled Loona, she then opens a portal. "Kids, let's get the fuck outta here." Lincoln and Luna nod, and they follow their hellhound mother.
Cash then calls out. "Wait, you must help me please!" They stop walking and he speaks. "You see, I am in need of help and I am in deep shit trouble by some..."
"Not our mother fucking problem fucker." Luna then goes on through, and so does Loona. Lincoln looks back. "I don't give a damn about you, nobody does. We don't want anything to do with you, after all you have done to Blitz, who is our grandfather and we love him as much as we love our mom. You are a disgrace of a father, and I fucking hate you. So, fuck off and fucking rot away."
Lincoln is about to go through, but then Cash speaks. "Please, kid. I just wanna see my son, and see how much of a success he is and what he has been doing, I would be truly proud at all the big bucks that..."
Lincoln then fires the auto shotgun and it nearly hits Cash, and then he growls. "Blitz's business is our own business, and has nothing to do with you. So, fucking leave all of us alone or I swear the next time we meet... The shot won't be a warning."
Lincoln then goes through the portal and it closes. This annoys Cash Buckzo. 'They ain't gonna keep me from the biggest score ever. I gotta find some way to get to their place, and see how to root out whatever business and mad fat stacks of fucking cash they got. After all, Blitz is my son and what he does to make cash, is also mine!'
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: Thanks again "Avenger44" and I hope this was alright, and it looks like Cash Buckzo might be up to something else next, possibly a way to get to Blitz. I hope that you all enjoyed reading that newly posted chapter folks!
Date made: 2/22/23.